Chapter 833: You Don’t Follow the Spirit of Bushido!
There are almost no people in the residential area at night, and the quiet environment always makes people think wildly. Just like Sougo Toma, he has prepared thirty-six bankruptcy methods, seventy-two acquisition plans... etc. for Shueisha. wait! Walking on the streets at night, you should think of some scary stories to suit the atmosphere, right?
Horror story~! Sougo Toma deleted all the bankruptcy acquisition methods he had just thought of, and began to conceive of horror elements - for example, sending a box of video tapes to Shueisha. When Shueisha's boss and editors are all haunted by Sadako, he can do it without any effort. You managed to get Shueisha with just a little effort, Sadako~! It’s so scary... what the hell!
In this everyday world, where could he find Sadako? Forget it about ghost Ah Pyo, otherwise, it would be a script to get a perverted murderer to target everyone in Shueisha. Although thanks to the efforts of the Kondo team, Shueisha's generation is quite safe, it is difficult to find a perverted murderer, but he You can make a guest appearance yourself!
Aren't you just playing the role of a perverted murderer? He is very familiar with this kind of role, and he can definitely play it as he is. Ahem, no, he can definitely find a perverted murderer to observe it carefully, just like before...
etc!
Sougo Doma, who was thinking wildly, suddenly discovered something, just like before? He looked in front of him, and saw a middle-aged man gesturing with a knife at a female high school student carrying a schoolbag. The female high school student was not afraid, and danced wildly while holding her schoolbag. Obviously, she was not ready to be captured without mercy. Sougo Tsuchima was pondering as he walked forward and greeted:
"Excuse me, are you making a movie?"
"Obviously not!" The female high school student was delighted when she heard this, but after hearing Sougo Toma's speech, she almost threw her schoolbag away.
"Asshole, mind your own business!" Immediately afterwards, the middle-aged man with a sharp knife in his hand also said.
"If it wasn't for making a movie, uncle, shouldn't you just ignore the situation and shout, "Damn it," and then turn around and run away?" Sougo Toma said again "confused": "That's how it's done in movies."
"He has a weapon in his hand!" The female high school student almost collapsed when she heard this.
"Boy, you two are unlucky today..." The middle-aged man said while waving the sharp knife in his hand: "But as long as you hand over the money..."
"If I remember correctly, this is the Kondo group..." Sougo Toma walked forward again.
"I'm almost dead, why do I care about the Kondo group!"
"But if it falls into the hands of the Kondo group, it will be more terrifying than death..."
"Then they have to find me. Boy, stop talking nonsense and hand over the money wisely. Otherwise, don't blame me for not having eyes on the knife in my hand!" the middle-aged man said as if he was risking his life.
"But the knife doesn't have eyes to begin with..." Sougo Toma tilted his head: "By the way, after taking so long, aren't you afraid that I just called the police?"
"Did you call the police?" The female high school student felt happy when she heard this.
The middle-aged man's expression changed and he said, "You, you..."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm not that exaggerated. It's too troublesome to find a note!" Seeing that the other party was a little timid, Sougo Doma comforted him with good intentions.
"..." The female high school student's mouth twitched when she heard this. How could she be so unlucky? Not only did she meet a robber, but she also met a guy with a brain problem. She thought this guy was a savior. Now it seems that he is just a drag. !
The middle-aged man was even more delighted: "You didn't call the police?"
"Hmm..." Sougo Toma nodded and took out two guns and said, "If we call the police, it won't be easy to explain the origin of these weapons..."
Female high school student: "..."
She was wrong, this guy was more dangerous than a robber!
"Gulu..." The middle-aged man holding the knife first looked at the gun, and then at the knife in his hand. Then he swallowed his saliva. For some reason, after swallowing the saliva, the middle-aged man People only feel that the knife in their hands is extremely hot: "Young man, you can't be so ungrateful to the spirit of Bushido. A gun is too much!"
"Is it too much?" Sougo Toma tilted his head.
"Of course it's too much!" The middle-aged man nodded affirmatively: "Look, even though I was robbing, I also worked hard. Do you think it's not tiring to swing a knife? But what about the gun? As soon as this thing is taken out, You don’t even have to swing it to scare people, there’s no technical content at all!”
"But uncle, you don't look like you are scared. After all, you are still holding a knife. Otherwise, I will try to shoot..."
"Clang!"
This was the sound of the knife falling to the ground. The middle-aged man held his head in his hands: "Little brother, you see, in fact, I didn't even need to shoot, the knife was already scared away..."
"You're quite skilled at this move..." Sougo Toma couldn't help but complain.
"Of course..." the middle-aged man holding his head in his hands said: "I have rich experience in surrender, whether it is holding my head in my hands or..."
"You can rob like this?" Sougo Toma couldn't help but asked again.
"Brother, you just have to make a living. Besides, the targets of my robbery are only female high school students. If you hadn't run into me, normally, even if you walked past me, I wouldn't want to talk to you... "
"Huh?" Sougo Toma was a little confused, but before he could say anything, the middle-aged man continued:
"If you can't defeat it even with weapons, wouldn't it be like capsizing in the gutter?"
"You are quite self-aware..." Sougo Toma's mouth twitched again: "How dare someone like you dare to rob the Kondo group's territory?"
"To be honest, I actually don't dare..." The middle-aged man was very honest: "But there is nothing we can do..."
"What can't be done?" Sougo Tsuchima asked doubtfully again.
"Originally, I stayed well in my own territory. When I had nothing to do, I took care of the elementary school students, junior high school students and so on..." the middle-aged man said aggrievedly.
"Isn't the target of your robbery a female high school student?" Sougo Toma felt a nagging feeling in his heart and didn't know how to spit it out.
"The female high school student was the target of robbery after I came here..."
"Did the female high school student offend you!?" The female high school student who was robbed couldn't help but asked, why is she so unlucky? If anyone knew that she was targeted by such a funny robber, she would still have the nerve to live. ?
"There's nothing I can do. It's gotten to this point. Basically, elementary school students and junior high school students won't come out. I'm afraid I won't be able to beat the others. If I don't grab the female high school students, I'll have no target..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Robbed female JK: "..."
What this guy said made sense, and they couldn't refute it!
"What if the opponent has practiced Taekwondo, Karate, Aikido, etc.?" Sougo Toma was a little curious.
"Then just accept your defeat..." The middle-aged man holding his head in his hands said quite resignedly: "It's better to be beaten by a female high school student than by a man, right?"
Sougo Toma twitched the corner of his mouth again, he was careless. If he had known that this guy was so coward, he wouldn't even have had to take out his gun: "Honestly, you really shouldn't have suddenly changed your opponent and bullied the elementary school students like you did before. Isn’t he fragrant, whether he is a middle-aged student or something?”
"Smells good!" After saying this, the middle-aged man got excited.