Chapter 855: Misfortunes Never Come Singly
Question, how can you reasonably explain that you know how the victim was injured? The answer is simple, if everything is uncertain, leave it to metaphysics!
"Hattori, there is a kind of person who, when faced with a murder case that the police are helpless to do anything about, can accurately tell who the victim is and where the murder weapon is. If it is a murder case, they can even tell where the body is hidden. "Yes, do you know what this kind of person is called?" Of course it's a witch, a medium, an onmyoji, etc... Sougo Tsuchima tried to guide Hattori Hanzo to think in this direction.
But as soon as he finished asking the question, Hattori Hanzo said with a serious face: "Suspect!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
That's not bad. Wait, why doesn't this guy play his cards according to the routine? As a ninja from the old era, shouldn't Hattori consider the direction of metaphysics? He didn’t believe it anymore:
"What if the other party has sufficient alibi?"
"Cunning suspect, or accomplice!" Hattori Hanzo said again.
"What if the opponent is a clergyman? For example, a wizard or something..." The opponent was so stubborn and restless that Sougo Doma could only hit a straight shot.
"Does it matter what profession the other party has?" But Hattori Hanzo was still puzzled.
"It's like a divination, a psychic..." Another straight shot.
"Tsuchima, are you kidding me? If divination works, and there really is such a thing as fate, then is there any need to work hard in this world? We must believe in science..."
"Are you a ninja talking to me about science?"
"What's wrong with ninjas? Ninjas are first-class in the use of technology. For example, in the Edo period, there were ninjas walking on water wearing fins. That was the use of buoyancy. For example, they used smoke bombs to interfere with vision, and they also used buoyancy. …”
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
What this guy said made sense, but he was speechless.
While he was silent, Hattori Hanzo changed the topic again: "So Toma, why do you know that Zenzo was stabbed by a fake kunai?"
"Hattori, what did you call this kind of person just now?" Seeing that he couldn't shirk it, Sougo Doma's expression changed, and he said with a half-smile.
"Suspect!? Gulu..." Hattori Hanzo swallowed his saliva as soon as he finished speaking.
"I didn't expect that you noticed it anyway." Sougo Toma narrowed his eyes and said, "But why didn't you guess it was a witness?"
"No, it can't be a witness. If you are not a suspect, then you, you can't just watch Quanzang being..."
"Hattori, guys who are too smart often..."
"You, what do you want to do..." Hattori Hanzo heard this and quickly let go of his hands holding the opponent's thighs. Not only that, even the gushing nosebleeds stopped.
"I didn't want to do anything, I just want to give you a piece of advice. If you bother me again, I will send you to have surgery with that guy Quanzang!" Seeing this, Sougo Tsuchima took a step forward again and said condescendingly.
"What!" Hattori Hanzo was shocked when he heard this, and couldn't help but said: "It's not enough for you to blow up all of Zenzo's $%^, and you want to blow me up too?"
This exclamation finally attracted everyone's attention in the convenience store.
"Hey, hey, what that guy just said was about exploding, right..."
"Young people today are really wild..."
"Think about it, there are so many lesbians nowadays, men would do the same..."
"Even so, the guy standing there is still a high school student, right? He's still wearing a uniform..."
Listening to these whispers, Sougo Doma resisted the urge to pull out his gun. Before everyone's attention was focused on this, he quickly lowered his head, preparing to use makeup to change his face to avoid this wave of social death. In crisis, as the saying goes: "Blessings never come in pairs, and misfortunes never come alone."
Just as he was about to change his face, several uninvited guests suddenly rushed in from the convenience store. As soon as they entered, they fired their guns upward and said, "Listen, everyone, squat down for me! The high school students over there who are looking in the mirror, come here..."
This sudden situation... really made Sougo Doma, who had just taken out his makeup box and was about to change his face, stiffen. He didn't pay attention to the guns in the opponent's hands, but in front of so many ordinary people in the store It was a show of beauty, and he was busy just dealing with the aftermath. In desperation, he could only put down the makeup box and pointed at himself: "Me?"
"That's right, it's you. When I saw you guys, I knew this country was hopeless. A macho man is actually wearing makeup. It's simply..." A strong man with a gun with a scar on his face said coldly: "It's simply..." How unreasonable!”
"That's right, that's right..." Before Sougo Toma said anything, Hattori Hanzo, who was squatting on the ground, agreed with his face.
It's a pity that he forgot one thing. The intrusion of these strong men with guns made the store quiet. People were afraid that the sound they made would attract the attention of the robbers. In this case, the sound made by Hattori Hanzo could easily be heard. The strong men with guns heard: "Who is it? Who was talking just now?"
Hattori Hanzo: "..."
Just like Sougo Doma, if there weren't so many ordinary people at the scene, he would have ignored these guns, but with so many ordinary people there, the stage wouldn't allow it!
Based on the principle that a good man never suffers immediate losses, he was prepared to avoid the limelight. As a ninja, even if he had just made a sound that attracted attention, he had countless ways to hide himself among the crowd again. Unfortunately, he had not yet Before he had time to do anything, Sougo Doma, who also had the idea that his dead Taoist friends would not die as poor Taoists, decisively betrayed him:
"This is the guy who just spoke!"
Hattori Hanzo: "..."
What about trust between people? Although he didn't think about rescuing the other party, he also didn't think about confessing the other party!
"Boy, you look very sensible!" Seeing Sougo Doma reporting others without hesitation, the robbers looked at him with half a smile.
"Honesty is my unique virtue..." Sougo Toma said matter-of-factly.
"Asshole, is this the time to pay attention to the virtue of honesty?" But just in the middle of his words, Hattori Hanzo couldn't help but said: "We have been friends for so many years, and you betrayed me!"
"How can this be called betrayal? Does it take time to implement a good character like honesty?" Sougo Toma retorted.
"You should show me what time this is! No, this is just revenge, isn't it?"
"Why should I retaliate against you? Besides, didn't you just agree with what these guys said? You guys get along so well, maybe we can become friends..." Sougo Toma looked at Hattori Hanzo and said, "I'm doing this for your own good." The expression said.
"Who wants to make friends with these guys!" Hattori Hanzo said subconsciously, looking at the malicious face of the other party.
"Hattori, don't judge a book by its cover. Although these guys look vicious, if they share the same goals with you..."
"This is not a question of whether it is vicious or not!"
"Ah, could it be..."
…
Looking at the two guys who seemed to be alone, a group of strong men with guns had a tic-tac-toe on their foreheads: # ^_^
"Have you two guys said enough?"
Facing the gun-wielding man who was faintly angry, Sougo Doma shrugged and said: "Hattori, you see, these guys are angry because you don't want to make friends with them!"
"Eh? Is that so?" Hattori Hanzo said in horror when he heard this: "It's difficult, could it be that they..."
There are more and more tic-tac-toe pictures of several strong men with guns: ##^_^
"Shut up, who wants to talk to this guy..."
But just when they were about to get angry, Sougo Doma, who was called over by them, suddenly bent down and lowered his head. Before they could react, the other party had already put his arms around the shoulders of the two strong men and said, "Brothers , don’t be angry, I will persuade that guy later..."
Strong men with guns: "..."
This, this guy! ?