Chapter 876: Simple Guys Are Actually Not that Simple

Natural guys are not scary, and guys who don’t care about face are not scary either. But even if you are natural, you insist on being shameless, and you still have a friendship with you, it will be quite scary if you have something to do with you...

And the scary thing about these guys is:

"Gay, let go before your warrior soul cries!" There is no moral integrity...

"Sougo, the so-called samurai is one who knows that the chance is only one in a million, but still persists, even if he uses his body, perseverance, and determination..." The mouth is top-notch!

"So, is this the reason why you hugged someone else's thigh and didn't let go?" Sougo Toma twitched his leg hard. Facts have proved that he may not be able to escape without tearing his pants.

"Whether it's hugging someone's thigh or being misunderstood, as long as the warrior has determined his goal..."

"Are you sure it's a misunderstanding?" Sougo Toma asked with a black line on his face again.

"Before you achieve your goal, even if you are covered in mud..." Gui, Taro with a bad mouth.

"Gay, isn't it just a group of JKs dreaming, do you really want to do this?"

"Sougo, they are not just high school students. I see light in them, that dazzling light..."

"That's the spotlight..." Souma, a man from science and engineering, Sougo.

"It's not a spotlight, it's the light that shines from their souls, dazzling and warm, just like a married woman..." Gui made a metaphor.

"Don't expose your fetish at this time!" Sougo Toma said as he pressed his temples. He no longer knew whether the gay guy really wanted to convince him.

"Wives are not a hobby, they are persistence!" When it comes to this issue, Katsura Kotaro is much more serious...that's weird!

"..." This seriousness made Sougo Toma silent for a while, and then he said quietly: "Gay, I think it's better to send you to prison first..."

"Come on, I'm not disturbing anyone else with my persistence. Even if I get to the police station, I won't be convicted..."

"Tsk tsk... So gay, do you think it's difficult to design a crime for you?" Sougo Toma asked with a sneer.

Gui Xiaotaro fell silent again: "..."

After a while, he forced a smile and said: "Ha, ha, ha, Sougo, you are joking again..."

"Are you sure I'm joking?" Sougo Tsuchima asked again.

"Ha, haha, you can't even do this based on our friendship for so many years. By the way, I even treated you to popsicles when you were a kid..." Probably because the weather was too hot, and because he hugged his thighs tightly, Katsura Kotaro Beads of sweat began to appear on his forehead.

"You mean that time you bought me the winning popsicle stick? That time you were trying to get me to join your dojo..." Sougo Toma retorted calmly.

"Didn't I want to share the good luck of winning the lottery with you? Besides, didn't you also eat it at that time?" Katsura Kotaro said quickly.

"Gay, have you forgotten that I snatched it from your hand..."

"Sougo, if I hadn't let it slip at that time, do you think a child could have snatched the winning popsicle lottery from my hand?" Katsura Kotaro retorted again.

"But I heard Hijikata say that you were depressed for a whole week because the popsicle lottery you were redeeming for the prize was taken away. Your three apprentices also left at that time, right? After all, the owner of the hall was snatched away by a child. Popsicle…”

"That's not the case. That's because there are fewer and fewer guys who are willing to work hard to practice swordsmanship..." It was related to the reputation of his own dojo, and even Gui had to explain it with a serious face.

"Then why are there more and more apprentices in the Gorilla Dojo?" Sougo Toma asked.

"Sougo, don't you think that everyone has the curious idea of ​​watching the gorilla up close because the orangutan named Kondo can actually do kendo?" Gui said with a serious face.

"..." Sougo Tsuchima was startled after hearing this, and then he held his chin and said quietly: "Is it because of curiosity? It is indeed very possible..."

"That's right!" Katsura Kotaro nodded: "Just like Sougo, you didn't join the opponent's dojo because you were curious about the gorilla swordsmanship..."

"Gay..." When the other party was halfway through his words, Sougo Doma interrupted him. Why did he say that the gorilla was also the master of the gym? He shouldn't let outsiders evaluate the other party. Thinking of this, Toma Ma Sougo also showed his righteous words: "Keep this truth quietly in your heart, and don't say it in front of Master Kondo."

"I understand this, and I am also very tight-lipped. Think about it, as a fellow traveler, I have long disliked that gorilla, but in front of it, I have never called him "Gorilla House" Lord, not only that, I often feed it bananas..." Gui Xiaotaro said with a solemn expression.

"Isn't it superfluous to feed it bananas?"

"But don't gorillas just like to eat bananas?" Katsura Kotaro said with a serious face.

"This..." It didn't hurt much, but it was extremely insulting. Sougo Tsuchima felt that he needed to say something to maintain the dignity of Kondo Gym: "Bananas are quite expensive, right? If you run out of money, tell Hijikata , the Kondo team is not short of the banana money..." How can others spend money on feeding pets? This is an insult...

"Sougo, isn't it just a few bananas? Even if I work as a woman, and even if I try my best to save money, I still won't be short of the money to feed pets..."

"Gay, you..." This neighborliness made Sougo Doma feel the warmth he had not seen for a long time.

"It's not gay, it's Katsura! Sougo, let's not talk about the popsicles for now. Just because I've fed so many pets to your Kondo Gym, you don't have any reason to set me up, right?"

"I know, gay, this love alone is enough for me..."

"Sougo, there's no need to say anything, just keep it in your heart and everyone will understand. By the way, what I just said..."

"Gay, are you sure you want to do this for a group of strangers?" Sougo Toma asked puzzled.

"It's not a stranger, it's an idol! I realize that a person will come into contact with countless kinds of people in his life. When you get used to the insensitivity of adults, you will find that these young people with dreams..."

"Dream? Gay, I didn't expect you to help others for such a frivolous thing. So how far do you want to achieve it? Promotion? Or courses..."

"How about we discuss these matters after I contact Miss Shinomiya?"

"I'm just promoting a few idols, there's no need for that guy from Shinomiya..."

"..." Katsura Kotaro suddenly stiffened when he heard this: "But with the support of Miss Shinomiya, Nana-chan and the others can go further."

The other party's reaction made Sougo Doma slightly startled: "Gay, are you trying to trick that guy from Shinomiya?"

"How is it possible? How could I have the idea of ​​embracing the Shinomiya family and becoming a new star in politics with the support of the Shinomiya family? This kind of thing is impossible to happen to me. By the way, when will we Contact Miss Shinomiya?" After Gui quickly retorted, he asked subconsciously.

"Gay, hugging the Shinomiya family's lap is your ultimate goal, right?" Sougo Toma felt that his IQ was being pressed to the ground and rubbed against him again.