Chapter 868: Name Is the Second Face of Human Beings
Regarding himself and others, Sougo Tsuchima will never hesitate to speculate on the other party with the greatest malice, and then deal with the other party with even greater malice. Of course, no matter what he wants to do, he must do one thing first - Gather information!
Therefore, looking at the only gay person he knew in front of him who had contact with him, Sougo Doma suddenly felt that he was sure. With this guy's natural level, he could ask him when he was taking a bath in a minute. I like to pee standing up...
No, this thing seems to be a secret that the gay guy exposed himself in order to close the distance between the two of them, so that he can trick him into becoming a disciple or something. However, it is impossible to close the distance, if it weren't for that time This gay guy is not wearing slippers, cough cough...
If he hadn't run fast enough, he would still be in jail crying behind bars!
While recalling, Sougo Doma pretended to be nonchalant and tried: "Gay, don't think blindly. Do you have such a thing as samurai ethics? If I really want to slander you, I am simply making things difficult for myself! Like! Accepting a female apprentice or something, for you, wait..."
Speaking of this, Sougo Doma suddenly realized, isn't that mysterious alien creature an uncle? What the hell is a female apprentice? Sexual transformation? Sure enough, impressions are the most unbelievable things! He sighed in his heart and asked:
"Is that Eliza Saki a female? Are you sure?"
"Don't use the adjective "female"! Besides, are you pretending to be stupid? When you and Hijikata brought people here, you pointed at each other's Oppai and told me, "Big meat balls..."
Big meat balls? Did he ever say that? Does that mysterious alien creature have such a thing as a meat ball? Those feet that are like duck webs don't look like they have meat balls. However, he seems to have really said such things about big meat balls. Could it be that that mysterious alien creature can even do it to him? Influence?
No, when did he say big meatball? Seems to be……
"Gay, the Eliza Saki you are talking about is not that JK, right?"
"Otherwise?" Gui Xiaotaro asked puzzledly.
"..." Sougo Toma was silent for a long time. Sorry, he was overthinking it. Sure enough, how could such a setting like aliens appear so casually in this ordinary world?
"Gay! I remember that JK's name was Yoshida Saki, right? Don't give people random names like Elizabeth..." It almost scared me to death. If he hadn't reacted just now, maybe...
"It's not gay, it's Katsura! It's not Yoshida Saki, it's not Elizabeth, it's Elizabeth Saki, oh, it can also be Yoshida Sabai! In fact, I also considered the title Elizabeth, but considering that it would be too obvious to directly reject the other party, It's a bit inhumane, and if the other person forgets his own name after getting used to my name..."
"Then you go so far as to call people by their names!"
"No!" When talking about the issue of address, Katsura Kotaro's face suddenly became serious.
"Why not?" The sudden change of attitude made Sougo Tsuchima stunned and asked: "Is there anything that can't be said?"
"That's right!" Gui nodded solemnly, "Sougo, don't you..."
"Gulu..." Sougo Toma swallowed after hearing this. Could it be that he is going to be taught a lesson by this gay guy today? Seeing how he looks now, he must be trying to say to Sougo, you don't even know about this kind of thing, right? After asking such a sarcastic question, explain it to him in a popular science tone. Only in this way can the other party feel satisfied with being knowledgeable...
However, this sense of satisfaction is based on the ignorance of the people being popularized! Maybe the gay guy would still snicker in his mind. If it was a technical problem, he could barely accept it. But for this kind of traditional custom, Sougo Toma sighed softly in his heart. Sure enough, with a gay guy who has been practicing retro since childhood, Compared with other guys, he is still inferior in this aspect!
hateful! At the thought of being proudly being popularized by the other party, Sougo Doma almost couldn't hold back his anger. If the gay guy showed any smug expression after a while, he would definitely take out his RPG rocket launcher and hit this guy! I promise you won’t be soft-hearted!
Just as he had made a decision in his heart, Katsura Kotaro continued:
"Sougo, don't you think the name Yoshida Saki is too common?"
Sougo Doma, who was already imagining how to suddenly hit the gay guy with a proud expression before he had time to react, fell silent when he heard this. I'm sorry, it's all his fault. He overestimated it. The amount of knowledge this gay guy has!
"Gay, Eliza Saki isn't going anywhere in particular, is she?"
"It's not gay, it's Gui! Sougo, you are actually jealous of my talent in naming, right? I made this name based on the name of the queen of the country where the sun never sets. If it wasn't special, the queen of the country where the sun never sets would... "
"Don't call the behavior you copied so fair..." Sougo Tsuchima couldn't help but complain.
"It's not copying, it's learning! What's more, Sougo, you're not much better..."
"Does this have anything to do with me?" Sougo Tsuchima smiled heartily.
"Didn't you also take your name from Okita Souji?"
"My surname is Tsuchima..." Tsuchima Sougo retorted.
"But Sougo is almost the same as Souji!" Katsura Kotaro also said.
"What about you, gay? You basically took it after Katsura Kogoro, right?"
"Hey!" Katsura Kotaro was not prepared to refute, but said with a slight blush: "You actually found out about this? Speaking of which, most of the guys in your Kondo Gym have borrowed from historical celebrities, such as Hijikata... …”
"That's enough, let's not mention this matter for now. Even if it is a good reference, we have been called this name since we were born, Eliza Saki and so on..."
"Sougo, don't you think the ordinary name Yoshida Saki becomes more ordinary when surrounded by a group of historical celebrities? Such an ordinary name will make the sensitive JK feel inferior!" Katsura Kotaro suddenly put on a righteous expression. He said.
"No one in this world would feel inferior because of their name!" Sougo Tsuchima retorted.
"Sougo, you are wrong. Title is the second face of human beings. Do you know how much effort our ancestors have put in to let people get the right to name? If the name is too common, how can it be worthy..."
"Gay, this is just your personal opinion, right? Besides Eliza Saki, will JK really like it? You..." Seeing that the other party was about to start a tirade, Sougo Doma quickly interrupted with a black line. its speech.
"This is not my personal opinion. Elizabeth, ahem, Eliza Saki did care about this title at the time, but after my many temptations, ahem, and persuasion, she is now very satisfied with her new name. Got it!" When faced with doubts, Katsura Kotaro can always present the facts.
"Gay, you just mentioned Elizabeth, right? This is no longer called learning, and besides, you also mentioned temptation, right? How on earth did you persuade others to accept it..."
"Those were just momentary slips of the tongue..." Katsura Kotaro said with a look away.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
If the gay guy hadn't been so obviously guilty, he might have believed it!