Chapter 860 Survival Is a Human Instinct
Although reading makes people wise, ninjas do not need to have superfluous thoughts. Messy thoughts will only reduce the success rate of missions. As a ninja, you only need to know how to choose. For example, now - Hattori Hanzo, who is being criticized by everyone You know the trade-offs very well:
"Aren't you going to say something about that stinky guy who is said to be like this?" As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, so why should he face the accusations and suspicions of everyone alone?
Hattori is so naive. Do you think he would come forward for such a thing? Sougo Toma said disdainfully in his heart, it is impossible to stand out, this life...
"Where is the pride of your famous disciples? Tangtang..."
Despicable, despicable! Hearing this, Sougo Toma quickly put on makeup at an extremely fast speed and then jumped out from the cashier counter and said, "Asshole, I'm not a member of a famous family!" Hattori actually used the reputation of the Doma family to threaten him. He, if the old man knew about it, he would be humiliated and would be ridiculed, right? You will be severely ridiculed...
"Well, I was just talking casually..." Looking at someone whose face had been slightly adjusted, Hattori Hanzo didn't say anything. He shrugged first, then turned his head to Katsura Kotaro and said: "Here, where are the gunmen's accomplices, bomb expert..."
Regarding the sudden appearance of Sougo Toma, Katsura looked at him seriously for a while. In this regard, Sougo Toma also understood that although he had slightly adjusted his facial features through makeup, to those who were familiar with him... …
"Who are you?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Uh~! There are exceptions.
"Innocent high school students who were implicated!"
"Usually people who say they are innocent are not innocent, high school students? Do you want to get away with it? Just because of the stink on your body..." Katsura Kotaro looked at him coldly.
"Gay..." Sougo Toma's mouth twitched when he heard this.
"It's not gay, it's Gui!" Gui Xiaotaro emphasized.
"I got it, Gay, where did you see that I wanted to get away with it? Besides..." Sougo Toma showed a dangerous smile on his face: "Tell me what's wrong with me..."
"It's not Gay, it's Gui! Wait, this smile, are you..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Did you finally recognize it?
"No, I should ask, what is the relationship between you and Sougo? Oudou or Onisan? I remember that guy only has one Nissan, what is his name, Ohira? By the way, what is the name of Sougo's people? Yamada Sougo? No, no, Sougo Ono? It doesn't seem right either. Could it be Hijikata Sougo..." Katsura Kotaro murmured to himself.
"boom!"
While his thoughts were swirling, Sougo Hijikata sprinted in front of him at extremely high speed, and then kicked him away: "Gay, you dare to line me up with that guy Hijikata, do you want to die for once? ?”
"No, it's not Gay, it's Gui!" Katsura Kotaro, who was kicked out, emphasized again that he would never compromise on the issue of address! Then, he changed the subject again and said: "This kicking method is so familiar. Could it be that..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
It seems that for gays, they can no longer hide anything... No, he has never thought of hiding anything from this guy! After all, the gay guy currently has the initiative. If he guarantees it, others will not...
Before he could finish thinking about it, Katsura Kotaro continued: "No, it's not right, but it should be right. It should be said that he is worthy of being Sougo's brother. This kind of kicking method is inherited from the same line..."
Sorry, he overestimated the wisdom of the gay guy! Tujian always realizes this in his heart.
The same goes for Hattori Hanzo - these two guys actually know each other? But how does this long-haired bombshell avoid all the right options?
Just as the two of them were complaining inwardly, Gui got up from the ground and suddenly laughed: "Ha, haha... Since you are Sougo's brother, then I probably know what's going on with the smell on your body!"
"Isn't it a smell? Why did it become a smell?" Hattori Hanzo couldn't help but ask.
"Did I mention the smell?" Katsura Kotaro asked with a confused look on his face.
"Young Master, you are pretending to be stupid, you just said it clearly..." Hattori Hanzo wanted to roll his eyes.
"I'm talking about the aura, the aura of the strong, right? Always... ahem, big, what does big mean?" Gui Xiaotaro said seriously.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
So, did this guy recognize him or not? ?
"I heard it, it smells..."
"Skunk? Weasel?" Katsura Kotaro took over the topic again and said, "Speaking of weasel, we have to mention the kaleidoscope? A real strong man, well, the aura of a strong man!"
Can these guys be fooled together? Looking at Katsura Kotaro, who was full of desire for survival, Sougo Toma felt ashamed.
"Gay, you..."
"It's not gay, it's Gui! If I had known that this aura was... Mr. Ping, I wouldn't have bothered to come over, but it's okay now. Since you are here, those guys who just left..." I Just leave it alone, you Kondo team can handle the matter on your own!
But just in the middle of his words, Sougo Doma interrupted him and said: "Gay, are you going to chase those guys? Just in time, I have to go back too, bye..."
"General... what's the big deal? This is all yours..." Regarding the Kondo group, he just happened to get it right. Why should he push it down?
"Don't worry, we won't take your credit..." Sougo Toma interrupted with a chuckle and narrowed his eyes. Based on the current situation, it seems that someone wants to take action on the Kondo group's territory. Since this guy Gui is here He was developing his power quietly, how could he keep the other party out of the matter? Is he stupid to leave such a good target alone?
In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Sougo Toma finished speaking and took out the goods he had just purchased from under the cashier: "Sorry, is the cashier still there? These are the ones I want to buy. Can you help me calculate how much they cost?" ?"
Everyone present: "..."
How big of a heart does this guy have to still think about settling the bill at this time?
Hattori Hanzo was even more shocked. Others may not have noticed, but he really saw it. When the explosion occurred, the bastard Doma was less than two meters away from the center of the explosion. Under those circumstances, the other party even The shopping bag can be saved. Sure enough, the old man is right, humans cannot be compared with perverts!
The cashier in the store was pretending to be dead.
The cash register was already broken due to the impact of the explosion, why did he still collect wool? You can pretend to be dead...
After waiting for a long time, no one responded. Sougo Toma had no choice but to take out two sheets of Fukuzawa Yukichi and said: "Seven bottles of Kole Summoning Dragon with different flavors, three bags of potato chips, shredded squid, dried bamboo shoots and two boxes of chocolates." A stick and a gift as a sacrifice, two drawing papers to promote it, and one for entertainment. The total of these things, 20,000 yen, should be more than enough, right?"
"Enough, enough!" Although the cash register is broken, a slightly more experienced cashier can roughly deduce the total price of those goods. Not to mention 20,000 yen, a piece of Fukuzawa Yukichi is more than enough. : "It's just that the cash register is broken, I don't dare..."
"What are you afraid of?" Tujian Zongwu asked in confusion upon hearing this.