Chapter 854 Have You Ever Been Bombed?

Sougo Toma had reason to suspect that the guy in front of him was trying to steal "Shounen Jump" from him, but in fact he wanted to get rid of all the 18X magazines in the store, and he had evidence!

"Tsuchima, what do you mean? Do you still doubt me, the heir of the Hattori clan..." Hattori Hanzo would never admit it.

only……

"Hattori, before you say this, can you stop your nosebleed first? If it continues like this, you may go into shock..." Sougo Toma pointed at the other person's unstoppable nosebleed.

"Are you kidding? Do you think a ninja will go into shock because of a minor injury like a nosebleed? You look down on ninjas too much..." Ninjas are originally a profession that licks blood from the edge of a knife. As a leader among modern ninjas, Hattori Hanzo does not He didn't think he would be so weak that he would go into shock because of a nosebleed, so he retorted, quietly but excitedly.

"Hattori, if the nosebleed is a minor injury, then why are you looking up now?" Sougo Toma was so straightforward.

"I'm not raising my head to stop the nosebleed. As a ninja, I have to always observe the surrounding environment. Enemies are often lurking in blind spots like the ceiling. By the way, can you get me a bottle of ice water? Otherwise, Just take me to the sink..."

"Sorry, I personally don't think I need to help a guy who wants to steal "Shounen Jump" from me..."

"Tsuchima, think about our past friendship, are you willing to throw away those good times we had for a copy of "Shounen Jump"?" Before Sougo Toma could finish speaking, Hattori Hanzo raised his head. He said with a sad face.

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't remember having any good times with you..."

"Tsuchima, how could you do this? Those past memories, those lost youth, those... can't be measured by just a "Shounen Jump"!"

"I'm sorry, it's you who lost your youth. I'm just in my youth now. Besides, it's just a copy of "Shounen Jump". Who was holding on to it just now!" Sougo Toma said with a joking look on his face. After saying these words, he was ready to leave the bookshelf...

"Tsuchima, there is a reason why I did this!" Hattori Hanzo quickly explained.

"reason?"

"That's right, if Quan Zang hadn't been stabbed by an unknown pervert and had his hemorrhoids recurred in the hospital, his only request before the operation was..."

Before Hattori Hanzo could finish his words, Sougo Toma had already walked towards the area selling snacks. When he heard the sound of him leaving, Hattori Hanzo hurriedly said: "Toma, what I said is all the truth, you If you don’t believe it, I can also give you the phone number of the anorectal hospital where Quan Zang was hospitalized, if..."

"No, I believe it!" Sougo Toma turned around and said before the other party could finish his words.

"If you think the phone call is a lie, I can still take you there... Wait, you say you believe it!? Then can you give me the "Shounen Jump" in your hand? By the way, just send me to the sink. It could not be better……"

"Believe it or not, but it doesn't mean I want to hand over "Shounen Jump" to you!" Sougo Doma interrupted him before he could finish his words.

"Tsuchima, this is Quanzang's only request before the operation. If the operation fails, Quanzang may follow in the footsteps of my old man..."

"Hattori, how could someone die due to hemorrhoid surgery?" Not sure if it was an illusion, Sougo Doma felt that there were a few more black lines on his forehead.

"There is an old saying in China: Don't be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of the unexpected. What if there is severe bleeding during the operation? What if there is no blood suitable for hiding? What if the doctor at the anorectal hospital is a novice and cannot cut hemorrhoids? Are you careful to insert the scalpel completely? What if..."

"Why didn't you tell me what if I choked to death while eating? What if I choked to death when I drank water?"

"Okay, even if the operation is successful by chance, it is difficult to erase the psychological damage that pervert caused to Quan Zang. The thought of it makes people feel numb when they think about it. If Quan Zang recalls it, I will , I really can’t imagine how he would accept the fact of being bombed. Now, it’s rare that “Shounen Jump” can still allow him to immerse himself in fantasy...

Damn it, it's all that pervert's fault, don't let me know who that guy is! Wait, Toma, don't go, listen to what I have to say! "While Hattori Hanzo was gritting his teeth, Sougo turned around and left. He felt that if he continued to stay here, he could not help but want to send the guy in front of him to the hospital.

However, he underestimated Hattori Hanzo's resilience. Even if the opponent still had his head raised, it would not be difficult for a ninja-born opponent to intercept him in a small area like a convenience store. Just as Sougo Toma was holding Kuole, When potato chips, chocolate bars and other snacks were thrown into the shopping bag, Hattori Hanzo appeared in front of him again in a half-kneeling position, hugged his thigh and said:

"Tsuchima, it's pitiful that Quanzo was targeted by such an evil murderer. If there wasn't even "Shounen Jump", he, he would definitely... If that guy Quanzang couldn't figure it out and followed the old man, The one who fucked him is the first murderer, and the one who stole "Shounen Jump" is the second murderer!"

"Don't worry, that guy's mind is not that fragile!" Sougo Toma said, resisting the urge to kick him away. If it weren't for the fact that there was surveillance and so on, and there were more people, he... …

"How do you know? And what if you have a strong mind? Have you ever been fucked in the anus?" Hattori Hanzo was half-kneeling but still raising his head, as if he wanted to impress him with his eyes. If the other person didn't keep feeling afraid, If there was blood, it might look more like it.

This question caused Sougo Toma to fall into silence: "..."

Is this guy in front of me an idiot? Who the hell would ask such a question in public? Moreover, who can answer this kind of question? Anyway, he won’t! Fortunately, no one noticed them now, otherwise Sougo Doma would have no doubt that he would take out a missile launcher and blow up the store and the street together.

"Look, you haven't had your anus fucked, but Zenzo has. He has really been fucked! Do you know the pain of having your anus fucked? You don't know..." Hattori Hanzo seemed to be excited. , the voice also became louder, which also made people in the convenience store look around.

"That's enough, I don't know, do you know it?" Sougo Tsuchima quickly interrupted the other party upon seeing this.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Hattori Hanzo turned away and said softly: "Well..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

enough! What happened to these two brothers? To them, are chrysanthemums like black holes, capable of attracting objects to come closer?

"Tsuchima, I can understand the pain that Quanzang is feeling now. It is not only physical pain, but also spiritual pain, so..."

"Shut up, wasn't that guy Quanzang just stabbed by a fake kunai? Don't make it look like he was hurt..."

"What do you mean it's just... wait, how did you know that he was stabbed by a fake kunai? I didn't even tell me how he was injured!" Hattori Hanzo was about to retort, but suddenly he seemed to have a reaction. , eyes condensed.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."