Chapter 848: Cool Guys Often Reveal Themselves After They Appear on the Stage...

"When the two cypress trees dance, sins will be judged, and the gates of hell will open..." Sougo Doma, who was running on the roof with the shortest straight line between two points, suddenly heard a female voice chanting in his ears.

After the sound, a woman carrying a cloth bag suddenly appeared in front of him, with her back turned to him and said: "Use a gun to kill other people's guys from a distance..."

Being blocked by this woman, Sougo Toma also stopped his flying steps, and then chuckled: "Monkey, did you forget to take your body out again?"

Female... The monkey turned to the left when he heard the words: "It's not a monkey, it's Sarutobi! I'm already here, how can I have a real body?"

"I always thought that glasses were your real body. By the way, monkey, if you want to look at me squarely, you've probably turned in the wrong direction again..." Sougo Toma waved his hand.

"..." Monkey, Sarutobi was silent for a long time after hearing this, then silently turned his body to the right and said, "I told you it's not a monkey, it's Sarutobi! Besides, I can see without glasses..."

"I know, it's an ape! Ape, before you say you can see it, please turn to the other direction!" Sougo Toma complained.

"Why do you think I took off my glasses!?" Sarutobi turned his back to Sougo Doma again and said, baring his teeth and claws.

"Eh!? Did you just come here wearing glasses? What for?" Sougo Tsuchima asked in confusion.

"It's not like you are sniping from a super long distance. I dropped my glasses halfway in order to rush over to help you clean up the scene. Killing someone else's guy from a super long distance will only trouble others!" Sarutobi gritted his teeth.

Sougo Toma was silent for a long time after hearing this, and then said quietly: "Ape, are you sure you have cleaned up the scene?"

"Of course, I brought the corpses here!" Sarutobi heard this and untied the cloth bag on his body.

After Sougo Toma was silent for a while again, he slowly said: "Where's the monkey..."

"I told you it's not a monkey, it's Sarutobi!"

"I said what you have in your bag is a monkey, not a corpse!"

"This kind of joke is not funny at all!" Sarutobi said dissatisfied.

"Who are you kidding? Take a good look at what you put in the bag!" Sougo Toma said with twitching in his eyes.

"Corpse!" Sarutobi confirmed.

"It's a monkey..." A black line finally appeared on Sougo Toma's face: "And it's still a living monkey..."

"Stop joking, how could I not be able to tell the difference between a monkey and a corpse? You..." Sarutobi retorted, but before she could finish her words, as if to verify Sougo Sougo's words, the monkey "squeaked" "Called.

Sarutobi: "..."

"So, your corpse still screams? And, since it's a corpse, why did you tie up its limbs?" There were so many flaws that Sougo Doma didn't know how to vomit for a while. .

After hearing this, Sarutobi was silent for a long time, then suddenly slapped his head and said: "It turns out to be a monkey. I just thought the corpse had transformed!"

More flaws! Sougo Toma's mouth twitched: "How did you handle the scene? No, I should ask, did you really finish it?"

Sarutobi: "..."

"Probably, maybe, maybe, I went to the wrong place. Who said there were so many trees over there? One after another..."

"Monkey, the target I killed was on the roof of the building. Where did the tree come from? Wait, you didn't even go to the wrong place, right?" Sougo Doma felt that the black lines on his face must have increased. .

"Hey, it's on the building, on the roof?" Yuan Fei took a step back.

"So, where did you go?" Sougo Toma wanted to cover his face now.

"You can't blame me, who made the glasses fall off in the middle..." Sarutobi retorted with a guilty conscience.

"Sure enough, your glasses are your real body, right? Why are you the one handling the aftermath today?" Sougo Toma said, covering his face.

"Stop complaining, everyone else has their own things to be busy with..." Sarutobi said dissatisfied: "If I hadn't been unlucky and was drawn out of the lottery, I would have..."

"What do you have to do?"

"Sato wants to catch up on the TV series, Musashi still has comics to read, and Kojiro's game will help fight tonight... I was only halfway through the movie when I was told to help with the aftermath. I was also very..."

"You are ninjas, not otakus!" Sougo Toma complained, thought for a moment, and said, "I'm sorry, it was my mistake to think you could deal with the aftermath!"

"Sougo Doma! Can I understand that you are doubting our ability to deal with the aftermath and our business capabilities?" Sarutobi stared ahead and said, although there was nothing in front of her, her momentum was there!

"Can you say this to me?" Sougo Toma almost didn't suspect that the guy in front of him was an undercover agent sent by the enemy. The purpose of doing this was to make him unable to hold back his anger!

"When did you go there again?" Sarutobi quickly turned to the left after hearing this.

"Monkey, I haven't moved since you came to me. By the way, you still don't look at me..." Sougo Tsuchima covered his face again.

"..." Sarutobi, who finally turned to the right position, was silent for a long time before saying, "You should have explained it directly from the beginning!"

"I'm sorry, it's my fault, but I'm more curious that you can still find me in front of me when your body is not there?"

"Ninja, you can rely on scent to track, and your scent has already been memorized by me..."

"Then you are now basing your positioning on taste..."

"Now, now?" Sarutobi blushed when he heard this and said, "No, no, we are too close now. If, if I were surrounded by such a strong smell, I, I would..."

"Strong smell?" Sougo Toma's eyes twitched: "Monkey, I take a shower every day..."

But before he finished speaking, Sarutobi put his head in his hands and said, "No, that's right, the shower gel with the masculine scent will drive me crazy!"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Could this guy really be an undercover agent sent by the enemy?

"Or do you want to see me go crazy? And then use it to humiliate me..." Just as he was thinking wildly, Sarutobi suddenly raised his head and said.

Sougo Toma's black question mark face said: "Are you suffering from delusional persecution?"

"Suffer, suffer? Is it not just verbal humiliation, you also want to physically... just because I didn't deal with the aftermath, so you want to use a whip on me?" When saying this, Sarutobi's voice sounded Very urgent.

"When did I say I would whip you with a whip?" Sougo Toma complained subconsciously.

"So it is, is it the way of beating? Huh, huh..." Sarutobi's voice became more and more urgent, and even gasped: "Indeed, according to the ninja regulations, ninjas who have not completed their tasks will be whipped by their masters. He deserves it, huh, huh..."

"Don't talk to me over there. Even if you are a dick, I will..."

"Yan, do you want me to accept a new identity by verbally humiliating you? Come on, tie me up with a rope, and then beat me inhumanely..."