Chapter 864: Habitual Tying of Iron Is Not a Good Idea, Old Hearted!

Can a lunatic without proof of mental illness be a lunatic? That's definitely not the case. If this was Gotham, a city with simple folk customs, it would be too embarrassing to go sightseeing in the holy land of Arkham without a few psychiatric diagnosis certificates...

"Asshole, when I say crazy, I mean the other person's madness and cruelty, not that he is mentally ill..." Obviously, Gui did not understand the profound meaning. As soon as Sougo Toma finished speaking, he couldn't wait to complain. .

"Oh, I understand, that means that guy named Sangogami doesn't even have a diagnosis of mental illness, right?" Unlike Katsura, Sougo Doma is good at finding out what he wants from other people's words. information.

"As I said, the so-called madness refers to the other party's madness and..."

"Tsk tsk..." Gui was only halfway through what he said. Sougo Toma shook his index finger and took over the words: "Gay, you are wrong about this again. There is not even a diagnosis certificate for Zhang's mental illness. That thirty god is still Forty gods, why can they be crazy?"

"It's not gay, it's Gui! Sougo, it's not just mental illness..."

"Gay, did you know? Unless he is really hopeless or has mental problems, every seemingly crazy guy has a fear of death hidden inside!"

"Are you using yourself as an example?"

"I'm different from those people. After all, I have a mental illness diagnosis certificate..." Sougo Toma retorted confidently.

"What's there to show off about this kind of thing?" After Gui couldn't help complaining again, he seemed to have realized something and changed the subject: "No, why are you doing that kind of proof? You're so busy. ?"

"Tsk tsk...gay, why can't it be that I'm really sick?" Sougo Toma said with a strange smile.

"Don't make trouble. Although you are not that reliable, but if you are mentally ill..." Katsura Kotaro said with a dark look on his face.

"But this is indeed the result of the diagnosis by the experts, and I answered the questions they asked me truthfully. For example, the experts asked me how to quickly escape from the fire scene if there was a fire. This made me very confused. , It’s just a fire, why should we run away? Can’t we just use a knife to put out the fire?” Sougo Toma explained.

"Cut the fire out with a knife?" Gui Xiaotaro thought about it for a long time before he said again: "There is nothing wrong with this answer? Those people concluded that you are sick based on this alone?"

"No, the diagnostic experts just shook their heads, and then asked me: 'How can we quickly leave the fire scene when the flames cannot be extinguished...' They are really an inexplicable group of people. If they really have to leave, Wouldn’t it be better to just open the window and jump out?”

"Leave through the window?" Gay thought for a while again: "It's indeed a good idea. Jumping like JACK, it's cool just thinking about it..."

"Gay, do you think so too? I just don't understand what's the point of asking this kind of mentally retarded question, but those people keep asking, 'What would I have done if I was on a floor hundreds of meters above?' this……"

"It's not gay, it's Gui! Is this question different from the previous one?" After Gui explained it habitually, he said with a puzzled face.

"That's what I asked those guys at that time..." Sougo Doma shrugged and said, "Then they came to the conclusion that I had a tendency to commit suicide and had incomplete cognition."

"Wait a minute, why did you come to this conclusion? What's wrong with these answers? The experts are the ones who are really sick, right?" Katsura Kotaro also complained.

"Actually, I think so too!" Sougo Toma nodded in agreement: "So, after I found some experts, I simulated the conditions for their questions. In order to prove that my answer was accurate, I brought Watching them jump down from a height of 100 meters..."

"What's the result? Are those diagnoses eliminated?" Gui Xiaotaro looked quite curious.

"No, the guy who jumped down with me would rather go crazy than admit that he was wrong. As a result, I gained a new patient, hey..." Sougo Toma sighed.

"Those are really a bunch of stubborn guys..." Katsura Kotaro nodded and agreed, "If we go by the identification methods of those guys, then maybe I can be diagnosed with mental illness too!"

"It's really hard to say..." Sougo Toma nodded: "Otherwise, you can try it another day. If you are hospitalized, wouldn't you have a few extra days off?"

"Do I look like a guy who lacks a vacation?" Katsura Kotaro said disdainfully.

"Is the job of the Ministry of Defense easy?" Sougo Toma tilted his head.

"Of course, after all, I am also a bomb-to-enemy expert directly employed by the Ministry of Defense. Not only do I enjoy the treatment of a separate team, but the information is also kept confidential. If I am not at a certain level, it is impossible to be included in the list of personnel of the Ministry of Defense. My information was found in the Internet, and even my salary was transferred to a private account...

You don’t need to report every day, even when performing tasks, you will only contact me when there are urgent tasks..."

"Gay, wait a minute, why do you think you look like a mysterious profession in China after hearing what you said?" Sougo Tsuchima couldn't help but said before the other party could finish his words.

"I told you he's not gay, he's Gui! A mysterious profession in China? What is it..." Agent or super soldier? Katsura Kotaro didn't hold back his curiosity, he asked subconsciously, but before he could say the next words, Sougo Doma said with a serious face:

"Temporary worker!"

"Temporary worker? Wait, what's so mysterious about this profession!?" Gui Xiaotaro said with a black face again.

"Gay, you don't understand. There is a saying in China: 'There are no temporary workers in this world. No, it should be said that everyone is a temporary worker. A temporary worker can be you, me, or someone on the street. The uncles and aunts of the group may be the president or general manager of the group, or they may be agency workers or government officials. As long as something goes wrong, everyone can become a temporary worker!'...

Listen, is it mysterious? Is your style high? "

"Even if you said a lot of inscrutable words, just the word "temporary" is already..."

"Just by hearing these two words, I know I'm compatible with you, right?"

"How do those two words fit me so well?"

"Gay, think about it. First of all, your information confidentiality level is very high. Even the Ministry of Defense rarely knows your identity information. Does that mean that you don't actually have a system?" Sougo Doma chuckled. asked rhetorically.

"That's because they are not at a high level. If they are at a high level..."

"Are you sure it's because of your rank? Isn't it because you're really not in the establishment?" Sougo Toma asked again, "Let's not talk about anything else, but you even use your salary as a private account. This... cough Well, besides the fact that you don’t have to report to work every day, are you sure this isn’t to prevent you from having contact with other staff members? They even tricked you into forming an independent team..."

"So what if we form an independent team?"

"The level of confidentiality is so high, and you are an independent team. If something happens to you, wouldn't it mean that you won't even be able to find a teammate to prove it for you?" Sougo Doma said with a chuckle.