Chapter 861: Does Anyone Really Think They Want to Die?

"Idiot, if the cash register is broken, you won't be able to enter the account. If the store manager asks you, how will you answer?" Hattori Hanzo heard this and sneered: "Tsk, let's not mention those things. This store was damaged by the explosion just now. The insurance company must pay the claim, but if everyone else is like you, paying the money and leaving, then how can the insurance company pay the claim? Tsk tsk...

It seems that someone cannot be taken away today! "

"Hattori, you are thinking too much. Let's not talk about whether this convenience store is insured or not. Isn't the guy who caused the damage to this store still here? Gay dares to use bombs in the store because he can We can afford to make up for the store’s losses. Since someone has compensated for the losses, the insurance company..."

Only halfway through Sogoma Toma's words did Katsura Kotaro's face break out into a cold sweat. Compensation, compensation? As a representative figure of poor people and short ambitions, what can he use to compensate?

Looking at the gay man who was dripping with cold sweat, Doma Sougo smiled even more happily: "Gay, am I right? You can just deduct my 20,000 yen from me who will be responsible for the compensation. How big a deal is that?"

Hearing this, the others all turned their eyes to Katsura Kotaro. It was not just the convenience store that needed compensation. They had suffered so many shocks and they also needed compensation! The other party is employed by the Ministry of Defense and is a government employee. Doesn't that mean...

"Ha, haha..." Just as everyone was thinking about it, Gui Xiaotaro suddenly laughed: "Big, big, what's the point? You just said that I have to chase those guys who escaped. Well, that's right. Here... "Speaking of this, he suddenly pointed behind everyone and said: "Look, aliens..."

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

Isn't this the trick he used just now?

other people:"……"

In this day and age, who is this trick meant to deceive?

"Gay, don't you think this trick is very low? I have already cooperated with an idiot just now, and I am really not in the mood to follow you now..." Sougo Doma shrugged.

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

Tell me clearly, who is the fool? ? Well, it's him! No wonder every time I grab 18X magazines from this guy, this bastard did it on purpose just now!

Gui Xiaotaro's face froze when he heard this: "Is this move very low?"

"It's very low. No, it should be said that it was outdated eight hundred years ago!" Sougo Tsuchima affirmed.

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

There are no outdated tricks. As the saying goes, if a new trick is used all over the world, it will be outdated, but as long as...

Others nodded after hearing this and said: "It is indeed outdated a long time ago. I didn't expect that someone would still use the trick of having aliens behind you!"

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

Well, he can't make it up anymore, he is just an outdated guy. Originally, ninja is an outdated profession. Otherwise, how could he and Ou Doudou work part-time to deliver food! ?

"Eight, was it outdated eight hundred years ago?" Gui Xiaotaro turned pale when he heard this: "I, I didn't know, obviously, obviously Eliza Saki used this trick to deceive me yesterday..."

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

No, that's right, that guy from Quanzang had obviously used this trick to deceive him too! For some reason, looking at the disappointed Katsura Kotaro, Hattori Hanzo suddenly felt that he was very pleasing to his eyes, and he felt like he was from the same world.

"Gay, don't be like this. I'm exaggerating a little. It won't be outdated eight hundred years ago..." Looking at Katsura Kotaro, who was pale and doubtful about life, Sougo Doma comforted him.

"Lie, lie, I am just an outdated guy, any samurai is a product of the past..."

It comes to the heart! Hattori Hanzo felt that he had met his soulmate. Yes, they were both outdated guys. What kind of samurai? All ninjas are already obsolete professions that have been eliminated by the times!

While Hattori Hanzo was sighing with emotion, Katsura Kotaro continued with a look of despair: "What qualifications does an outdated and old-fashioned guy like me have to live in this world? You should let me Go out and look for a car to hit yourself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he covered his face and wanted to rush out of the store. He looked extremely determined to seek death.

"Wait!" Hattori Hanzo saw this and suddenly stopped the other party.

"Don't stop me. Guys like me who have been eliminated by the times should disappear from this world just like the samurai!"

"No, I don't want to stop you..." Hattori Hanzo heard this and said quickly: "Actually, I, I think the same as you. I also feel that I am an outdated guy, and I am also a guy who has been eliminated by the times. , if we want to disappear from this world, let us do it together!"

Speaking of this, Hattori Hanzo suddenly grabbed the opponent's hand.

In response, Katsura Kotaro's eyes twitched:

"You, are you also a guy who has been eliminated by the times? I..."

"That's right, like you, I am a product abandoned by the times. I, I just used the same trick as you, look, the alien's trick."

"You used it too? Was it successful?"

"If it succeeds, I won't think about disappearing from this world with you..."

"Ah~! Is that so? It seems that we are all abandoned by the times, and it's time to disappear!" Before the other party could finish speaking, Katsura Kotaro said with determination on his face.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Are these two drama queens possessed? Forget it, he'd better settle down with these two...

"Hey, what are you two arguing about? It's time for you to go out..."

"Liar!" X2, Katsura Kotaro and Hattori Hanzo said simultaneously.

These two idiots... Sougo Doma felt like there were a few tic-tac-toes popping up on his forehead. Why are you so determined on this kind of thing?

"So you two have decided to meet and go to hell together?"

Others finally reacted after hearing this. Could it be that what they just did was too much? Even government officials...

"That's right!" Just when everyone felt vague regret in their hearts, Katsura Kotaro and the other two nodded again.

"Even if the two guys at the back laugh at you like fools?" Sougo Toma rolled his eyes after hearing this, and pointed behind everyone with a chuckle.

"Who!" Katsura and Hattori, the two idiots, couldn't bear it after hearing this. They looked in the direction pointed by Sougo Doma. Someone actually took their spirit of living towards death as fools. It's really It's tolerable, but what can't be tolerated!

Others also looked back one after another. Katsura and Hattori's loveless look didn't seem like a lie. If seeking death was their true idea, then at this time, there are still guys who can still laugh. No more humanity?

But when people looked in the direction of Sougo Toma's finger, they didn't see anyone smiling. In response, Sougo Toma shrugged and said, "Look, this is the same trick as the one you just used." , look, is there any difference in the behavior of aliens? It’s just a different way of saying it, but it can still be used, so it’s not outdated!”

Gui Kotaro:"……"

Hattori Hanzo: "..."

other people:"……"

Grass!

What about trust between people? It’s just because there are too many guys who are playing tricks like this, so, look, aliens and the like will look very LOW!