Chapter 850: There Is No Shortage of Murphy’s Law in Reality

As the saying goes, when you go out and face a powerful enemy, what happened to preparing your RPG, sniper rifle, etc. when facing the enemy? He didn't go crazy enough to bring a missile launcher, did he? Moreover:

"But they did work today..." Sougo Toma turned his back to the other party after finishing speaking, and then waved his hand and said: "Well, let's do this for now, I won't say any more, just take your time here. Play slowly, I have something else to do, take my leave!"

"Wait, wait, this is the roof!"

"Then what?" Sougo Toma asked without even turning around.

"If you leave, how will I get down!?" Sarutobi Iris twisted his body and said.

"Just go out as you came..."

"But, damn it, I was tied up like this because of you doing this and that..."

"Stop, when did that happen? Did your female monkey's memory finally get confused? Sure enough..."

"Yes, that's it, huh, huh, humiliate as much as you want..."

These words made Sougo Toma twitch his eyes again, and he couldn't help but turn around and said: "I found that although your rope skills are good, some places that should be tied up are not tied at all..."

"Hoo, ho, you, have you finally decided to do something to me? Come on, ho, ho..." Sarutobi Iris became excited.

"Yes!" Sougo Toma lightly jumped in front of him: "You finally made me want to gag you!"

"Is this the punishment of being silenced? Huh, huh, I woo, woo..." Before the excited Sarutobi Iris could finish his words, Sougo Doma had already taken out the tape and covered his mouth and said:

"I wish you good luck. I hope you can be rescued by kind-hearted people when you can't move your limbs or make a sound. Bye!"

Sarutobi Iris was shocked when he heard this: "Woooooooo..." What does it mean? You just left?

It's a pity that Sougo Toma is not very proficient in this kind of language that only has "woo woo". Therefore, without knowing what the other person is talking about, he turned around again and said: "What, you just said that, your luck has always been good. Okay? Bye bye then..."

Sarutobi Iris: "Uuuuuuu..." Don't misinterpret her meaning!

Unfortunately, Sougo Tsuchima, who had already flown forward, could no longer help him translate. After understanding this, Sarutobi Iris fell silent.

But, damn it, humiliating her to such an extent, leaving her tied up on the roof, it was so, so... exciting! Huh, huh...

The more she thought about it, the more excited she became, but she didn't realize that a figure had stood behind her and stretched out a sinful hand.

Feeling something touching her back, Sarutobi Iris said: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... What could it be, a whip, or...

Just as she was thinking wildly, the master of the evil hand said: "Zhizhi..."

Sarutobi Iris: "..."

Um, it's the monkey she tied up...

etc!

Monkey, monkey! ! !

How is she going to deal with a wild and untamable monkey while she is tied up? ?

A rather innocent Mr. Monkey said: "Squeak..." This hairless monkey dared to kidnap it while it was sleeping. It must teach him a lesson!

Thinking of this, Mr. Monkey revealed Li Chuan, bared his teeth and danced his claws: "Zhizhi..."

Feeling the anger of the other party, Sarutobi Iris shook his head repeatedly: "Uuuuuuuu..." No!

Why did this happen to her? Isn't she just a bit perverted? Is there anything wrong with being a professional pervert like a ninja? ? Not at all...

Just as the house leaked, it rained all night. Just as Sarutobi Iris was "regreting", her shaking head angered Mr. Monkey, who yelled: "Squeak, squeak, squeak..." while making monkey fists. The posture is authentic monkey boxing, absolutely no fake!

Two minutes later, Sarutobi Iris, who had broken free from his restraints, was holding the monkey's leg with one hand.

Mr. Monkey, who didn't understand what was going on, had confusion written all over his little face: "Zhizhi..." This hairless monkey actually acted deceitful and showed weakness. It was so, so treacherous!

"Shut up!" The monkey's shout seemed to anger Sarutobi. After she shook off the monkey on her hand and said coldly, she looked at the direction where Sougo Tsuchama disappeared and said, "You bastard, what are you doing today?" The humiliation you gave me, I will definitely do it next time..."

Speaking of this, she blushed: "It will definitely humiliate you even more, phew, phew..."

"Sneeze!?" The straight line between the two points is the shortest. Sougo Toma, who had already felt the door of the convenience store and had no idea that he was being targeted by a pervert, sneezed, rubbed his nose and said to himself: "It doesn't look like that. I feel like I have a cold, is anyone talking about me? Ugh~! That’s how popular I am...

Wait, I haven’t been out for too long. Xiaomi’s guy is making a fuss. It seems like I need to buy some Kuole potato chips or something to appease that guy. By the way, there are also Shiyu’s chocolate bars and Zhenbai’s painting tools. …”

As he muttered, he walked straight to the bookshelf of the convenience store. Fortunately, it was not sold out, and there was a lonely book left on the shelf. This made Sougo Doma aware of the crisis. According to Murphy's law, when you When there is only one item left to buy, someone will often be one step ahead of you. At this time, you must act quickly!

It's best to be like him and put your hands directly on the target without a second thought. In this way, even if Murphy's Law takes effect, you can still compete with the opponent. For example, right now, you are standing in front of the bookshelf. When the man was about to take away the last book, Sougo Doma, who came quickly, also touched the book:

"Sorry, I've already taken this book..." Looking at this scene, the man in front of the bookshelf turned his head and said.

"I encountered him first!" Sougo Toma looked at the other party confidently and said.

Then, the two of them fell silent at the same time. After a while, Sougo Doma smiled brightly and said, "Hattori, aren't you going to deliver food? If you don't do business, why are you reading comics?"

"Even delivery people have their rest time, but here you are, the dignified young master of the Doma family, you actually watch it too? Shouldn't nobles like you go to listen to concerts and enjoy stage plays?" Hattori Hanzo retorted.

"Sorry, I was kicked out!"

"Because you see? Master Sougo, you should go back and be your nobleman. Don't leave the source of evil to me just because you have a falling out with your family!"

"It has nothing to do with it. As for the nobility, isn't it the same for your Hattori family..."

"I've wanted to give up on that kind of thing for a long time. It's just that there is no other heir, so I am forced to inherit the Hattori family. Otherwise, I will donate it to the Hattori family tomorrow. Anyway, I can support myself as a delivery boy." Hattori Hanzo pinched the version and said.

"Then you go ahead and donate. However, I heard that the procedure for donating large amounts is quite complicated. You have to finish this before you make the purchase..." Sougo Toma also pinched Han Hondo.

"Although I don't have much education, don't lie to me. Are there any procedures for donating wealth?"

"Of course there are. For example, reporters interviewed and gave charity speeches. After you finish these, how about I give this book to you?" Sougo Toma was talking nonsense while trying to pull the book hard.

It's a pity that he didn't dare to use too much force, and the other party was not a weakling. Maybe if the two of them exerted force, Murphy's Law would happen again, and if it became one person and half a person, wouldn't he have to run away again?

"It turns out that donating is so troublesome. Wait, why did you give it to me!? This book doesn't belong to you, does it?"