Chapter 849: All Species Are Different
Beat each other with a whip?
Faced with such a strange request, Sougo Doma faintly sensed something was wrong: "Monkey, you... are you in estrus?"
"Is it just a verbal insult? Where are the ropes? Didn't I prepare several ropes? Use them to tie me up, and then..." Sarutobi's eyes began to glow red.
Sougo Doma, who seemed to have thought of something, suddenly stepped forward and pointed out. After this point, Sarutobi's eyes became clear: "The smell, the smell disappeared..."
"I blocked your sense of smell. Did you just go crazy?" Sougo Toma said expressionlessly.
"Eh!? Am I going crazy again?" Sarutobi was shocked when he heard this.
"Are you sure you are mad and not in heat, you trembling monkey!" Sougo Toma never thought of being merciful.
"Asshole, who is a jerk!" Speaking of this, Sarutobi suddenly lowered his head and said: "Even if you humiliate me like this, I, I won't feel excited..."
"Don't look so shy. Wait, you're not going crazy again, are you?" Sougo Toma took a step back.
"No, don't talk nonsense. Without that smell, who would go crazy? Even if you use words to humiliate me, even if you tie me up, even if..." Sarutobi became more and more excited as he spoke.
Seeing this, Sougo Tsuchima calmly stepped back and said, "Don't make trouble, I have no interest in abusing animals..."
"Continue, continue, say more words to humiliate me..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This guy is definitely sent by the enemy!
"Okay, I understand. I will deal with the guy on the rooftop myself. You can go back..."
"Don't, don't go!" Sarutobi said quickly: "If you humiliate me a little more, even if you use the ropes I brought out with great difficulty to tie me up..."
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, and I'm not interested in playing alphabet circles with a monkey. After all, species are all different..." Sougo Toma said indifferently.
"Wait, who, who is playing with the alphabet circle! I, this is the punishment I deserve for not completing the task, please don't be polite..." Sarutobi stretched out his hand.
"Who are you being polite to?" After Sougo Toma finished complaining, he suddenly realized something, and there were more black lines on his face: "By the way, you didn't deliberately fail to complete the task just to get punishment, right?"
"How, how is it possible? I really made a mistake. Yes, it was because my glasses fell off halfway..." Sarutobi defended.
But she seemed so excited that something fell out of her body. After hearing a "clang", Sougo Toma looked at the glasses at the other person's feet and fell into silence. After another long while, he said quietly:
"Your body fell out!"
Sarutobi also fell silent. After a while, she silently picked up the glasses on the ground and said, "Hey! It turns out that the glasses didn't fall off. I thought..."
"Stop talking nonsense, you little pussy-catching monkey is just here for punishment, right?" There were so many flaws, Sougo Toma felt so tired.
"No, I really thought my glasses fell off just now!" Sarutobi retorted: "I won't just follow my own desires and cause the mission to fail..."
desire! ? This trembling monkey is completely hopeless! Sougo Tsuchima was thinking this and said with a smile: "Do you think this sentence is convincing? With the main body in you, even the task of dealing with the aftermath failed..."
"Who said the mission failed? Isn't it just a bottle of zombie water? This is your bullet, and I will deal with those bullet marks..." Sarutobi retorted.
Halfway through, she realized what she had said, and the atmosphere became confused and silent.
Another half a while passed.
Sougo Toma couldn't help but said: "You trembling monkey really just wants to be beaten!"
Hearing this, Sarutobi suddenly put on his glasses and said with a gloomy face: "Damn it, since you found out, it seems I have no choice but to..."
"What do you want to do again, fight me and get beaten up?"
"Humph, although this suggestion is very tempting, ninjas must never attack their masters. Whether I am a member of the Sarutobi Twin Trees or a disciple of Hattori-sensei, I will naturally abide by the ninja regulations..." Sarutobi Iris said regretfully.
Have you really thought about taking action? Sougo Toma complained in his heart and said: "I'm sorry, I think if everyone in the Shuangshu see you like this, they probably won't admit that you are one of them. As for the old man Hattori, he can probably tell you from the coffin. Come alive."
"The humiliation of words can no longer make me..."
"It's not about humiliation, I'm telling the truth! You're such a slutty female monkey!"
"Ah~!" Sarutobi Iris called out abnormally: "It's just, it's just to this extent, I, I don't care at all..."
"Don't let me go crazy without permission, no, I'm in heat!" Sougo Toma felt that his face had been blocked by a black line. Sorry, he just guessed wrong. It is impossible for a real enemy to send such a world-class jerk.
"Who is in heat, no, crazy? I'm just warming up, the next step is the focus..." Sarutobi Iris said after hearing this.
No matter what the point of this guy was, Sougo Doma wanted to leave, but as soon as he lifted his feet, Sarutobi Iris had already tied himself up at super speed, and he was still a perfect turtle binding.
"Come on, whip me, candle, whip, whatever, I can't resist anymore!"
Sougo Toma couldn't help but said: "How many times have you, a female monkey, tied up yourself? You can actually be so skilled..."
"Don't ask, asking is talent!" Sarutobi Iris said with a proud look on his face when he heard this.
"This kind of talent is nothing to show off..." Sougo Toma covered his face again and was about to leave, but also said: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that. I should say that since you are talented, then you can do it by yourself It’s yours!”
"Wait, wait, even if I am gifted, I can't do it alone..." Seeing that the other party really ignored him, Sarutobi Iris twisted his bound hands and feet and said.
"Aren't you a ninja? You can use shadow clones..." Sougo Tsuchima turned around and said.
"That's not true! Where did the shadow clone come from in reality?"
"It doesn't exist in reality? Then you can develop it yourself..." Sougo Tsuchima chuckled.
"How is it possible to develop it? There is no chakra in reality..." Sarutobi Iris complained.
"The power of desire is infinite. I believe that even without chakra, you can develop a realistic version of the shadow clone. By then, you will have completely surpassed Old Man Hattori and become a great master among ninjas. In this way, you will go to hell. Only then will he not be killed by him!"
"Even if I don't become a grandmaster, it's impossible for the teacher to kill me down there. Besides, why go to hell? Shouldn't someone like me go to heaven?"
"Let's not talk about the nature of work as a ninja. Judging from your current performance, hell is definitely more suitable for you than heaven. After all, there are so many punishments in hell. By the way, if old man Hattori knew that you invented ninjutsu, you would be able to restrain yourself. , with the technique of being caught without restraint, you may not be able to come back to life after you get down!" Sougo Toma pointed at the opponent who was bound by tortoise shells.
"This isn't ninjutsu, it's rope art!"
"Whether it's ninjutsu or rope arts, aren't you just trying to catch them without mercy? If there is an enemy now..."
"This is a peaceful era. There are so many enemies. Not everyone is like you. They carry RPGs and sniper rifles on their backs when they go out." Sarutobi Iris retorted.