Chapter 823: The IQ of Love Brain Is Equal to that of X Cat

"If I were provoking it from the side, maybe the old man would believe it..." Sougo Toma added.

"Then you're going to start a fight!?" Hijikata roared, Jushiro.

"Tsk, tsk..." The complaints were too loud. Sougo Toma picked his ears and said, "It's just a joke, Mr. Hijikata, you are too serious..."

Hearing this, Hijikata Jushiro's tic-tac-toe on his forehead became even richer: "Sougo, is this too serious a question? Now is not the time to joke!"

"Mr. Hijikata..." On the phone, Sougo Doma said again in a lazy voice: "I heard you said that you were not in a good mood, so I deliberately used humor to comfort..."

"Sougo..." Before he finished speaking, Hijikata Jushiro's rather gloomy voice came from the phone: "If I was not in a great mood before talking to you, then after talking to you..."

Do you feel much more relaxed and happy? Sougo Tsuchima was about to take over the conversation, but Hijikata obviously didn't give him a chance. He quickly said: "It can't be described as not wonderful anymore, it's simply terrible, that's it!"

"Dudududu!"

"..." Looking at the other party who had hung up the call, Sougo Tsuchima twitched his eyes and said secretly: "This guy Hijikata is really willful, and he is so angry. Isn't he the one from the Shinomiya family..."

"Ding ding ding..." As the saying goes, when it comes to Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. Just as Sougo Toma was complaining in his heart, the phone in his hand rang again. After looking at the caller's number, he pressed the call button. Key Road:

"It's really strange. I didn't expect that Miss Shinomiya would take the initiative to call me. I originally thought that my number would be forgotten by Miss Shinomiya for the rest of my life. Excuse me, what can I do? Let's talk it over first. , chat about numbers, don’t talk about business..."

"Who wants to chat with you!?" Before he could finish his words, Shinomiya Kaguya's gritted teeth could be heard on the phone.

"Chat is just a category, and under this category it can be divided into general chat, emotional consultation, life confusion, common hatred, mutual quarrels, guidance, etc. However, these are all chargeable items, and of course, they are all clearly marked. Guarantee that no one is deceived!"

"Tsk, tsk, are the Tsuchima family already so short of money?" Shinomiya Kaguya sneered.

"This is not a question of lack of money, but a matter of extra money that can be earned casually, so why don't I make a fortune from it?" Sougo Toma retorted.

"You make extra money like this?" Shinomiya Kaguya asked doubtfully, "Can you also make money like this?"

"Why not?" Sougo Toma asked confidently.

Is this okay? Shinomiya Kaguya really didn't want to believe this, but Sougo Tsuchima's voice was too confident. If it was a lie, then why was the other party so confident?

"How much can you earn in a day?"

"What?" This question made Sougo Doma stunned. Miss Shinomiya wouldn't really believe the nonsense he just said, would she? He tentatively asked: "Miss Sigong, do you still want to book the whole day?"

"Tell me the number!" There is even a day-to-day service? If the charges are not low, then it is too easy for this guy to make money, right? Damn it, the president works so hard every day. If this is a regular part-time job, then she will definitely introduce this job to the president...

"Since everyone is so familiar with each other, I'll give you a discount. For one day, it's 500,000 yen!" Just as Shinomiya Kaguya had a love brain attack, Sougo Doma changed his mind. The deputy said in a businesslike tone.

"Five, five hundred thousand yen?" Shinomiya Kaguya was shocked. If it were President Shirogane, how long would he have to work to earn such a large amount of income?

"It's very cheap, right?" Sougo Toma deceived, "Who asked me to give you, Miss Shinomiya, a 50% discount on the market price?"

City, market price? Even the market price is included, this is indeed a regular part-time job! If only the president... The eldest lady who had a love brain attack completely ignored all the irrationalities.

"Can you earn so much every day?" After she finished consulting, the president didn't have to work so hard!

No, isn't it? Do you really believe this guy Shinomiya? Sougo Tsuchima was thinking this and said: "Of course you can't earn that much every day. It also depends on how many stupid people with lots of money are willing to pay..."

I see, we still have to consider the market! Shinomiya Kaguya nodded subconsciously, then the target customers are stupid people with too much money...wait a minute! Are people stupid and have too much money? Ha, ha ha... The fourth house of love brain disappears, and the fourth house of blackening comes:

"Tsuchima bastard, are you kidding me in a roundabout way that I am stupid and have too much money?"

Why does it feel like this guy Shinomiya has suddenly become smarter, and even his voice has a dangerous feeling? Sougo Tsuchima thought about it and said: "Miss Shinomiya, you are thinking too much. People are stupid and money is mostly what I use to describe those customers who can't bargain. People like you who directly give 50% off, then It’s basically a profit if you take it all...

It is obviously a service that can only be enjoyed for one million yen, but in the end, you can enjoy it for 500,000 yen. In other words, Shinomiya, you have earned 500,000 yen! "

"Asshole, do you think I'm a fool?" Shinomiya Kaguya gritted his teeth!

Is not it? Who in the right mind would ask the price? Although Sougo Toma was complaining in his heart, he said: "What I said is true. If you don't believe me, you can try it out for a day. I guarantee you will feel like you have made five hundred thousand yen..."

"Haha, then if I don't give you a penny, wouldn't it be equivalent to making a million?" Before she could finish her words, Shinomiya Kaguya, who had lost her love mind, said coldly.

"That's right, you made a profit and I lost..." Sougo Toma's eyes twitched when he heard this. He always felt that the IQ of this guy from Shinomiya was similar to that of Schrödinger's cat. He was there for a while and not for a while.

"You're at a loss!"

"Shinomiya, I'm doing business with a clearly stated price. If you can't accept it, then I'll hang up first..." Facing Shinomiya Kaguya, whose IQ was obviously online, Sougo Doma thought carefully, why not first? Hang up the phone and wait for the other party's IQ to disappear before continuing to lie?

"Wait, wait, don't you guys ask me why I called you?" Shinomiya Kaguya was stunned when he heard this and said quickly.

"If it was something important, you should have said it just now, right?" Sougo Toma said indifferently.

Shinomiya Kaguya: "..."

Couldn't she have just forgotten?

"Asshole, it's my father. He asked me to go back to my hometown next week..."

"Then what?" Sougo Toma was puzzled. Aren't you just going back to your hometown? There's no need to make a fuss over the phone to him, as if he doesn't have any skills!

"My father asked me to go back and explain that I and the Kondo group..."

"Uh..." Sougo Tsuchima pinched his chin when he heard this, first Hijikata, and then Shinomiya Kaguya? He really had enough time to spare. He was complaining like this in his heart, but he said: "Commander Sigong seems to be getting old indeed. He wants to figure out every little thing..."

"Do you think my father just wants to find out the relationship between me and the Kondo group? If it's just to find out these things, he doesn't need to let me go back to my family at all!"