Chapter 974: Reaching Consensus only Requires...
PlanB! ?
Sougo Toma instantly became alert. When intelligent creatures deal with problems, they usually have a prepared plan for emergencies. It is generally called Plan B, or a fallback route. If it is not a last resort, the fallback plan will be used. Roads are often not the first choice, but it can also be said that once even the back roads are used, the situation will be very serious...
The severe situation coupled with the extremely ferocious face of the squat BOSS made it difficult for Sougo Toma not to doubt that these two guys suspected of being "alien" would not jump over the wall in a hurry.
While he was on guard, the man in sunglasses also became serious: "Boss, Plan B... what is that Plan B?"
Tsuchima Sougo, who was on guard: "..."
This was probably a move by the other party to let him relax his vigilance!
"Hasegawa, you don't need to know these things. You just need to watch carefully and you will know why I am the BOSS, and you are just a scumbag who can't even be a trustworthy person!" The pudgy BOSS asked the sunglasses as if he had a plan in mind. After the man finished explaining, he looked at Soujin Toma with a ferocious expression again and said:
"Sir, can you tell me the number? How much will it cost before you are willing to call away the claw machine witch..."
Sougo Toma, who was still on guard: "..."
Do you think this will make him relax his vigilance? Naive, he lacks everything except money!
While he was sneering in his heart, the man in sunglasses wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said: "BOSS, is this your Plan B? With money?"
"Hasegawa, don't underestimate the attraction of money to men..." The short and fat BOSS said coldly: "Although the prizes the claw machine girl got are valuable, in the end, they are just a pile of meat. , not only cannot be circulated, but you will feel tired if you eat too much, and even storage is quite inconvenient. With all these inconveniences added up, how can the meat be compared with money? Not to mention..."
As he spoke, the pudgy BOSS rubbed his palms together like a profiteer in a period drama.
"No matter how much meat there is, only two people know about it. No, it should be said that if you take so much meat, everyone will know it. But if this gentleman takes money from us and leaves, the money will be his own pocket! Am I right? My lord!"
"Hiss..." Before Sougo Toma could say anything, the man in sunglasses took the lead and gasped: "Yes, indeed, if you choose money, you will have it all by yourself. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to refuse... "
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This acting is much more exaggerated than the one just now! ? Forget it, without knowing the details...
"Farewell..." It's better to dodge first.
"Wait a minute, money doesn't even work anymore?" The short, fat BOSS suddenly became anxious, which made his face look even more ferocious: "How about you, tell me the number first..."
"Just take that guy away from the claw machine, right?" Without knowing the details, Sougo Doma didn't want to get entangled with these aliens: "Don't worry, that guy is just having fun, there is no harm. …”
"No, that's right, sir, do you really know how to..." the short and fat BOSS said quickly.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
As a member of the Tsuchama family, he had no experience of being called adults, but it was still very awkward for him to be called that because of that good-for-nothing!
With this in mind, he turned his face away and nodded unnaturally: "Yeah!"
"Sir, you'd better tell me the number..."
"how?"
"You just turned your face away, turned away completely. You actually didn't even think about calling that girl away, right..." As soon as Sougo Toma finished speaking, the short and fat BOSS had already hugged him with his arms. The head said: "I knew it, I knew it wasn't that simple..."
"That's just a personal habit, nothing else." To this, Sougo Toma just dealt with it casually, after all, it was actually quite insignificant...
"How could there be such a habit? Sir, you should just tell me directly! As long as you are willing to leave..." However, the short and fat BOSS did not believe it at all. He once again said with a ferocious face: "As long as it is not like what you just did. Look away..."
"Well, it's not a personal habit, it's just because your face is so scary that I can't bear to look at it..." Sougo Doma said subconsciously as he looked at the other person's face that was full of flesh and blood approaching.
Chunky BOSS: "..."
After being silent for a long time, he suddenly turned his head and looked at the man in sunglasses and said, "Hasegawa, I, does my face look scary?"
Upon hearing this, Hasegawa Sunglasses also glanced at the chubby BOSS, and was silent for a long time. Then he took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, then looked into the distance and said: "BOSS, men don't actually need to care about this... "
"..." The chubby BOSS seemed to have been hit by the silence magic again. After a while, he said, "Hasegawa, I am really unsightly, right? You mean that, right? I look like this..."
"Huh..." After Hasegawa spit out the cigarette from his mouth, he took over the conversation again: "The BOSS just looks a little menacing. If you smile more in the future, it can be improved. There is no need to worry too much... "
"Hasegawa!" The comforting words did not calm down the chubby BOSS. It should be said that he became even more excited: "I have been laughing since the beginning..." His face became even more ferocious as he said this.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Al! ? Was this guy laughing just now? Aren't you trying to intimidate people? In other words, this guy doesn't actually use the most ferocious expressions and say the most cowardly words, but he is always trying to please! ?
"Hiss, hiss..." Looking at the increasingly ferocious face of the chubby BOSS, Hasegawa took two deep puffs of cigarette in his sunglasses and said: "Ahem, BOSS, please calm down your expression and stop laughing..."
"Eh!?" The pudgy BOSS was puzzled, and at the same time, the ferocious look on his face also disappeared: "Why, why can't you smile? With an expression that is too serious, you can't attract customers at all..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This image is much better than the one just now with a face full of flesh and extremely ferocious!
While he was complaining in his heart, the man in sunglasses on the side also said: "BOSS, before you recruited me, you were always recruiting customers yourself, right?"
"That's right..." The chubby BOSS nodded: "Hasegawa, you and I are completely different. My smile is one that even ghosts and gods cannot refuse!"
"Huh..." Hasegawa didn't say much. Instead, he blew out a puff of smoke from his mouth and then said slowly: "BOSS, was the business good at that time?"
"Of course..." The short, fat BOSS straightened his chest.
"Are you sure?" Hasegawa asked in a muffled voice while smoking a cigarette.
"Of course, business was good at the beginning, but there were fewer and fewer customers coming here, and other merchants complained inexplicably. If I stayed here any longer, they would move away..." The short, fat BOSS bowed his head.
Sougo Toma, who was listening on the sidelines: "..."
There are too many flaws!
But before he could say anything, Hasegawa had already put out the cigarette in his hand and roared: "Business is only good because of the customers you intimidated, right? There are fewer and fewer customers coming? Who would risk being intimidated?" The risk is here, BOSS, why don’t you think about other merchants complaining about you!”
"Who intimidated me? I always invite guests to try the game with the most sincere smile. In my opinion, every guest is a fat sheep waving money. I will not intimidate anyone if I intimidate the guests. Moreover, I object All violence - intimidation is one of them!"
"BOSS, can you reproduce the expression on your face when you are recruiting customers?"
"Huh?" The short, fat BOSS's face began to look ferocious.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Hasegawa sunglasses: "..."
"This is simply intimidation!"
One person and one alien, reached a consensus for the first time!