Chapter 972: Men Always Insist on Certain Things!

Life is all about ups and downs... When you think you have reached the lowest point, reality will tell you that it is not the case, and you can continue to fall - Hasegawa sunglasses.

"BOSS, being able to have a cardboard box among the homeless is already considered an upper class person, so stop being picky..." Facing the pudgy BOSS's confusion, Hasegawa used his rich experience to persuade him while taking out the root of the homeless. Lit the cigarette: "Click..."

"Huh..." After taking a deep breath of the cigarette, he said slowly: "You know, a guy who has just become a homeless person will have his cartons taken away, his clothes will be robbed, and even his clothes will be robbed. Personal underwear...except for sunglasses, those guys won't leave you anything!"

"Why sunglasses again? Even the people you mentioned didn't snatch the sunglasses, why are you so persistent?" Even though the short and fat BOSS was filled with grief and anger, he was still obsessed with the other party's sunglasses...

"Huh..." After hearing this, Hasegawa exhaled a long wisp of smoke again, then looked at the short and fat BOSS with a serious face and said, "That's because I was the only one who resisted with all my strength when he snatched the sunglasses!"

"You resisted when we were snatching Nene!" Not to mention the chubby BOSS, even Sougo Doma, who was sitting on the boss's chair to secretly obtain information, couldn't help but turn his chair and turn around to complain.

"No, just pick a few leaves to cover your inner body. Only sunglasses are..." Hasegawa, who was retorting, was suddenly stunned. After a while, he pointed in the direction of Sougo Doma. : "So guest, where did you go? BOSS, guest, the guest is here, I, we are saved!"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Isn't this pair of sunglasses meant to lure him out by pretending to be stupid? Wow, the information is still too little. If we are not completely sure, let's see what these guys want to do first, right? Judging from the little information just collected, the sunglasses body should belong to the order race...

Just as he was thinking, the short, fat BOSS with his head in his hands slowly turned his head again, looked at Sougo Doma's position and said, "Hey, Hasegawa, that should be my seat, right?"

Sougo Tsuchima immediately became alert after hearing this, and crossed out the judgment of the order race in his mind. The other party saying that he was sitting on his seat may be a signal to take action, but not necessarily. After all, in this case, normal people would pay attention. The point can never be...

"BOSS, what you should be paying attention to now is not the seat. This guest, ahem, sir, and the claw machine witch are together..." Hasegawa said while pushing up his sunglasses that had slid down slightly.

That's right, who in the right mind would pay attention to what kind of seat they are sitting on at this time? Sougo Tsuchima nodded in his mind, sunglasses are the reaction of normal people...wait a minute, sunglasses are supernatural creatures!

"Hasegawa, just like you regard sunglasses as your bottom line, the chair is also my bottom line as a man. Do you know how long I have been determined to buy this rotating boss chair?"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Isn't there another chair person whose body is a chair?

But before he could say anything, Hasegawa answered: "BOSS, please forgive me for not agreeing..."

The other party's words once again made Sougo Doma think: "..."

Why do you disagree? Are there any differences between these two guys?

"Why? Hasegawa, you can regard sunglasses as the bottom line, why can't you agree that I use the seat as the bottom line?" Questioned from the soul of the short and fat BOSS.

"BOSS, if you equate sunglasses with seats, that is an insult to sunglasses!" In this regard, Hasegawa Sunglasses was very serious: "As the saying goes: 'Eyes are the windows to the soul, then sunglasses are the guardians of the soul.' Let the guards I can’t agree with being equated with the seat sitting under my butt when I follow you!”

"Asshole Hasegawa, haven't you ever heard the saying: 'The butt determines the head'? If you really want to say it, the eyes are just an organ on the head, and they cannot be compared with the butt that determines the head!"

"However, you can wear sunglasses at any time. Boss, can you sit on a chair at any time?" Hasegawa retorted again.

"Hasegawa, do you know how much I weighed before I bought this chair?" Faced with the rebuttal, the pudgy BOSS said coldly.

"Huh?" Everyone present and wearing sunglasses reached a confused consensus.

"Less than a hundred pounds!" The short and fat BOSS stood up, pointed at Hasegawa and said: "The fat you see now is the fat accumulated by me sitting in that chair for a long time without exercising. Listen, At this point, do you still dare to say that I can’t sit down at any time?”

"BOSS, you, you actually..." Hasegawa was shocked when he heard this.

After hearing this, Sougo Toma quickly stood up - he didn't dare to sit on the terrifying chair that had accumulated about 100 kilograms of fat, he didn't dare to sit on it...

"Hasegawa, do you understand my determination now?" The chubby BOSS said coldly.

"Sorry, I was rude just now. I completely agree with BOSS's behavior of treating the seat as the bottom line..." Hasegawa sunglasses said in admiration.

After hearing this, Sougo Toma silently made preparations. The other party had said so, so it seemed inevitable that he would take action...

While he was making preparations secretly, Hasegawa continued, "I underestimated BOSS's dedication to the seat. I'm really sorry..."

"Hasegawa, I saw the right person, you, you really understand!" Before Sunglasses could finish his words, the memory of the pudgy BOSS became excited.

"BOSS..." Same goes for Hasegawa.

Sougo Toma, who was watching everything and even the sudden embrace of two "others", said: "..."

So, what do these two guys want to do?

Otherwise, he should take the opportunity to leave. Thinking this way, Sougo Toma moved out...

Unfortunately, he was a step too late, and the two finally calmed down after hugging each other.

Hasegawa Sunglasses even reminded: "VOSS, we'll talk about the seats and sunglasses later. The most important thing now is this gentleman..." He pointed at Sougo Doma, who was about to get out of the way.

"Hasegawa, you are right!" The chubby BOSS nodded, and then he looked at Sougo Toma with a ferocious smile on his face and said, "I heard that this gentleman and the claw machine witch are together, right?"

Sougo Toma, who had failed to escape, nodded and silently prepared flash bombs, smoke bombs and other escape tools. Without knowing the details of the opponent and Xiaomi was also there, a strategic retreat was the first choice!

However……

"Sir, no, that's not right. Sir, please be noble and let me go! It's not easy for our small businesses..." Just when Sougo Toma was thinking about whether to take a preemptive strike, the chubby BOSS was already following him. The incompatible Sensitive Doge sat down and said: "Please let the doll machine witch show mercy and stop continuing, wuwu..."

Hasegawa, you also come here to beg for mercy. As long as you are sincere enough, this gentleman will definitely understand our difficulties. If it doesn't work, you can offer your sunglasses as a sacrifice to him..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

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Why are you saying such cowardly things with a ferocious smile on your face? ?

"BOSS, I can kneel down, but I can't accept sacrificing sunglasses..." Hasegawa, who had already knelt down, held his head: "How about, BOSS, just dedicate your chair to this adult? Just now Sir, won’t you just sit down?”

"Hasegawa, you bastard, you said that the seat is my bottom line!"

"Sunglasses are also my bottom line!"

"It's better to throw away your sunglasses and stuff..."

"What should be thrown away is a seat that makes people gain hundreds of pounds of fat without even realizing it..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Why didn't these two guys ask his opinion at all? Did he say he wanted sunglasses and a seat?

Could it be that - aliens don't listen to others?