Chapter 1017: On Suicide

There is such a thing as committing suicide. In fact, Sougo Toma refused at first. You can't ask him to do it, so he should do it immediately, right? Although there are many people in this world who like to commit suicide, he is not a guy who just follows what others say. He has to try out what it means to commit suicide before he can decide whether to commit suicide or not...

First of all, he had to try to make a small death, because he didn't want to make a big death as soon as he made a move. After he finished it, he added some fun into it, and the fun was "DUANG" all at once, then it was very good. Pleasurable, comfortable and satisfying...

But if that's the case, isn't that putting the cart before the horse? Doesn’t it prove that there is no point in seeking death at all? It proves that guys who like to commit suicide don’t exist at all!

So, he did it for a while first, and then the number of times he tried to commit suicide became more and more. After doing it for a while, Sougo Toma felt that it was really refreshing to commit suicide. Now he still does it every day, it's not fun. Yes, as soon as you commit suicide, they will all come out. There is no need to look for them...

He will even recommend his own way of committing suicide to others, ensuring that he feels so refreshed after doing it, and others feel so refreshed after doing it. If you don't believe it, you can go to many hospitals and see the people he has benefited from in the past. Those guys As long as I mention the experience of seeking death, I can still stand up from the wheelchair with excitement!

In short, if seeking death is a bad habit, then Sougo Toma may not be able to quit it...

Just like talking to Kasumigaoka Shiu now, if you are an ordinary person with a strong desire to survive, you will definitely not say that you want to see the other person's joke. However, Sougo Doma can't always control himself. He likes Seeing others gnashing their teeth in anger, but looking at him helplessly...

Just like Kasumigaoka Shiu's current situation, of course, the premise for Sougo Doma to have done so much and not fall over is that he will always keep a trump card that is beneficial to others before committing suicide. In this way, no matter how embarrassed the other party is, For the sake of those trump cards that are beneficial to him, he can only endure it. Just like now, facing Kasumigaoka who is on the verge of anger, he decisively throws out his trump cards while continuing to seek death:

"Eh? Have you been exposed? Then I will try not to be exposed next time... Ahem, let's talk about losing weight! How much weight have you gained recently, Shiyu?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Try not to be exposed next time? Damn it, Sougo-kun really thinks she can't kick anyone? Don't think she will endure it, isn't it just to lose weight? She doesn't care about it. She, Shiyu Kasumigaoka, is not a superficial person who cares about appearance. Kick, she will kick the opponent to death. This time, she will definitely make Sougo-kun understand that there will be no good end when a bad taste comes out in front of her! Absolutely, absolutely not!

Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was thinking this way, lowered his head and said: "Heavy, five hundred heavier..." Well, if you can lose weight just by sitting, then there is nothing you can't let go of, isn't it just a little bit of bad taste? Wouldn't it be possible next time? If you look at it from another angle, isn't it that Sougo-kun is living a carefree life? Will Sougo-kun change his direction next time and show that they will be together in the future?

Perfect answer! Just as Kasumigaoka Shiyu was persuading herself frantically, Sougo Toma grabbed the conversation with a surprised look on his face:

"Heavy, five hundred tons heavier?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who was trying to convince himself in his heart: "..."

What the hell is five hundred tons? Why do you come to this conclusion? Does she look like a bumpman or a big monster! ? Is that surprised look serious?

"Sougo-kun, do you think I can gain five hundred tons?" She gritted her teeth.

"So it's five hundred kilograms?" Sougo Toma tilted his head.

"How is that possible!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu resisted the urge to kick someone and said, "Only five hundred grams, five hundred grams..."

"Shiyu, can't you just say 0.5 kilograms?" Sougo Toma said, while thinking in his heart: "I was indeed right, but to care so much after only weighing one kilogram, a girl's brain The circuit is really magical..."

"It's not 0.5 kilograms, it's 500 grams!" After Kasumigaoka Shiyu emphasized, he suddenly lowered his head and said: "Sougo-kun, this is my last insistence. If the unit is grams, it doesn't sound right. Much lighter…”

"But won't the numbers in front get bigger?" Sougo Tsuchima really didn't understand.

"Numbers are not important at all. When people hear grams, they will subconsciously think it is very light. If the unit is tons, even 0.0005 tons will give others a feeling of 'Wow, it is so heavy!' Sougo-kun can understand this feeling. ……"

"Probably..." Sougo Toma held his chin and said, "Because the unit of tons is mostly used to describe large goods in daily life, and the words grams will only remind people of lightweight objects such as rulers and chalk... …”

"Yes, yes, that's it! It's just a few more rulers in weight. How heavy can it be?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu affirmed.

"I understand, the self-comfort of changing directions..." Tujian, the king of understanding, the general enlightenment.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Even if you see through it, don’t say it! hateful:

"Anyway, in Sougo-kun's eyes, I am just a fat woman who comforts herself after gaining weight, sobbing and sobbing..."

"Drama Queen" Sougo Toma glanced at him: "It's only 0.5 heavier..."

"Five hundred grams!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu emphasized again.

"..." Sougo Toma's mouth twitched: "Well, it's just five hundred grams heavier. If you just look at the appearance, you can't tell..."

"How is it possible? Didn't Sougo-kun just notice that I've gained weight?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu retorted.

"..." There is reason and evidence, and Sougo Doma can't refute it. Could it be said that he is actually some kind of advanced version of HENTAI? Those HENTAI can see the three-dimensional appearance of a girl at a glance, but he is even better. He even weighs less. Can you analyze it clearly? No matter how much this sounds, it sounds like a HENTAI declaration!

"And..." Just as someone was thinking wildly, Kasumigaoka Shiyu continued: "Although five hundred grams is not heavy, if you think about the time it takes for these five hundred grams to increase, it will increase by five hundred grams in just over a month. Hundred grams, what if it were changed to one year, two years, or even three years?”

"Kasumigaoka turned into a Kasumigaoka ball?" Sougo Tsuchima asked tentatively.

"..." Xia Qiuqiu, ahem, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was silent for a long time after hearing this, and then said quietly: "I'm afraid that before I can turn into a ball, Sougo-kun has been scared away..."

"What kind of person does Shiyu think of me? So what if I turn into a ball? If just turning into a ball scares me away, wouldn't I..." But before she could finish her words, Mr. Dojian Satoru had already interrupted coldly.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Halfway through, she turned her face away.

Sougo-kun! Is this your promise? No matter if I am fat or thin, beautiful or ugly, you will not...

"Then I'm at a big loss..." Just as Kasumigaoka Shiyu was thinking frantically, Sougo Doma had already continued: "After all, it's the fat ball that I personally fed. If I don't kick it twice, I'll shoot it." Two times, another shot..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: -_-|||

Return her touch! hateful……

"Sougo-kun, stop talking. If I were really fat and turned into a ball, the first thing I would do would be to crush you!" Not only gritted his teeth, but he was also quite sure.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."