Chapter 977: Why There Are Always Tears in My Eyes, Because...
"Oh, Onii-chan, Xiaomi can only accompany you here. You, you must take Xiaomi's share and live, live, ahem..." The eldest lady said breathlessly. Before she could finish speaking, she coughed and fell down.
"Ha..." Sougo Toma also stared ahead with his eyes: "Xiao Mi, just go with peace of mind. Onii-chan swears that he will live until the end..."
"Oh, Unnie..." The fallen eldest lady stretched out her hand,
"Xiao Mi, just close your eyes in peace..." Sougo Tsuchima turned away.
"..." After hearing the words, the eldest lady turned her head slowly. She first looked at Sougo Tsuchima with blank eyes, and then followed his gaze and looked ahead. then……
"Onnie-chan, I wanted to ask you just now. You obviously only had this life left in the first level, but you still had some health left. Why are you still like this when you meet the last BOSS right away!" He looked at the opponent and died at the first touch. The health bar, the eldest lady couldn't help but said.
"Xiao Mian, don't you know? Human DNA is engraved with the truth that you will not play without blood..." In this regard, Sougo Doma explained while manipulating the control lever.
"Then why was Xiao Mi rushing in front after the first level..." Miss Mi's soul asked.
"I'm so stupid. At that time, you had the innate advantage of having more lives and more blood. If your human shield wasn't in front of you, couldn't you let an assassin like me, who can break at a touch, lead the charge?" Sougo Toma said calmly. explained.
"How can assassins and human shields come from a game with similar character attributes? This is not an online game, it's an arcade machine..." The eldest lady said in the video game center on the top floor of the supermarket, shaking the joystick in her hand.
"Xiao Mi, you care too much about attributes. As long as you play like an assassin, even a civilian can become an assassin. Think about it, every boss in the previous level was killed by Onii-chan... "
"That's head-stealing!"
"Xiao, Xiaomi, how can you say that? Onii-chan just doesn't want blood to stain your hands..." Sougo Doma was so "heartbroken" after being "misunderstood" by Yiduo...
"Then why didn't the minion Onii-chan take the last blow?" the eldest lady said with a sad look on her face.
"The eagle will also push its chicks off the cliff, and Onii-chan is also trying to let..."
"After talking so much, it's actually because you don't get extra experience after killing the minions, right?" Before he could finish his words, the eldest lady interrupted with a dark face.
"Experience points, experience points, when did Oni-chan ever care about level when playing games..." Sougo Toma retorted.
"You don't care? Then why is it that Onii-chan is already close to the full level just halfway through the game, but Xiaomi has reached the last level, but is still several levels away from reaching the full level? If the level was just a little higher, Xiaomi will never leave early..."
"..." Sougo Toma was silent for a long time after hearing this, and then said quietly: "This is the cruel side of the game. When you think that your only enemy is the computer, you are already close to failure. In fact, your teammates are just He is a real enemy, whether it is to snatch resources or deliberately frame him, as long as it is for the ultimate victory..."
This extremely realistic speech did not attract the eldest lady's admiration. She still had a sad expression on her face: "It's just the right to control the TV program during dinner time today, what about Onii-chan?"
"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Toma waggled his finger and sneered: "Xiao Mi, you are too superficial. What Onii-chan is fighting for is not as simple as switching TV programs. Haven't you heard that sentence? Control the TV during dinner time. The person who is the real head of the family is the real head of the family - I didn't say it before, it was because the control was in your hands, but today, hum..."
"Boom!" Before he could finish his words, the eldest daughter buried her fist and said, "Hey, it turns out that little buried is the head of the family after moving out!"
"Ahem..." In response, Sougo Toma coughed twice: "Of course, this statement is limited to today. We are all equal at other times. The term "head of the family" has long been outdated..."
"Okay, so Onii-chan wants to be the head of the family for a day?"
"That's right..." Sougo Toma nodded: "Xiao Mi, this is my true ambition, tremble..."
"Onii-chan, I'll interrupt your middle school time for a moment. Don't ask me why the person who controls the TV during dinner is the head of the family..."
"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Doma sneered: "This is not simple, of course because everyone must use both hands during dinner time, and the only entertainment that can pass the time without using hands is watching TV..."
"You can still watch IPXD!" the eldest lady said, wagging her finger.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
The development of science and technology has turned custom into an elegy. He must do something:
"IOXD is not allowed during dinner time today, and MPN is not allowed either..."
"Well, Xiao Mian doesn't want to play with those things today anyway..." The eldest daughter Mian is extremely well-behaved.
"So obedient?"
"After all, we are having a barbecue party in the yard. It is dangerous for electronic equipment to be too close to the fire source..." The eldest lady laughed.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Wait, if there is a barbecue party in the yard, why is he fighting for the TV remote control? MDZZ! Who watches TV during a barbecue? ? But if you don’t do it—you have already promised this dumpling just now! Compared with breaking one's word, everything else has to go backwards. How strange is it that he thinks there's nothing he can do about it? Think too much...
"boom……"
Just when someone was thinking too much, on the screen, the soldier with residual health took advantage of the character's daze and swung out a left hook, blocking the hero who was about to approach the BOSS's lair outside the Demon King's City. At that moment, the soldier was the first one. He is not alone. Chestnut, turtle, ninja, cannon fodder, and mass-produced soldiers have all attached themselves to him. He is not alone, not...
GAMEOVER!
Looking at the English letters that appeared on the screen, the eldest lady tilted her head: "Ah~! Onii-chan died..."
"Uh..." Sougo Toma lowered his head: "There is no reason to continue fighting..."
"Onii-chan, the drama queen..."
Someone who was known as the drama queen blushed: "Who started it first? Ahem, it's almost half past five o'clock. If you don't go back, the barbecue party will be cancelled..."
"But Xiaomi still has a few game coins in her hand. Speaking of which, didn't Onii-chan go to buy sauce? How could she get back so many game currency vouchers?" The eldest lady was confused.
"Well, I happened to meet an acquaintance..." Sougo Tsuchima chuckled and stood up, stretching.
"Are you Onii-chan's friend? Do you know Xiao Mi?" Miss Mi also stood up.
"Do you know the middle-aged good-for-nothing uncle in sunglasses?" Sougo Toma turned around.
"Hey, is there MADAO among Onii-chan's acquaintances?" the eldest lady said in horror.
"After all, there is a good-for-nothing in the house. It's just a precaution to observe the past mistakes..." Sougo Toma said in a low voice as he walked.
"Onii-chan!" Miss Mi trotted forward and protested: "It's impossible for Xiao Mi to become MADAO. The genders are different. As for the candidate to become MADAO, Onii-chan is more likely. Having said that, Is the guy who can give out so many vouchers really MADAO?"
"It should be said that the guy who can give out so many game currency vouchers is an out-and-out MADAO, right?" Sougo Toma retorted.
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Watching the two brothers and sisters leaving, the store manager of the video game center shed tears silently: "The devil, the devil has finally left. Almost all the machines in the store that can get prizes have been taken out by these two devils, and they still use vouchers. Voucher, who gave it to them! Woo hoo..."