Chapter 973: Life Is Like a Play

"Even if you sacrifice those dirty and tattered sunglasses, they will just get rid of a burden. I have wanted to say this for a long time, Hasegawa, in fact, you are not suitable for wearing sunglasses at all!"

"Asshole, sunglasses are a man's second face. There is no man in this world who is not suitable for wearing sunglasses. Dirty and tattered? Compared with BOSS's tattered chair that has endured so much pressure, it was carefully cared for by me. Sunglasses are perfectly preserved works of art!”

"..." The behavior of the two "heteromorphs" kneeling down and arguing made Sougo Toma unknowingly hang up a black thread: "Hey..."

Unfortunately, the "others" who were already very excited seemed to have completely ignored him.

"Hasegawa, what do you mean I don't know how much pressure I'm under? Do you think I'm fat?" The pudgy BOSS said with disbelief written all over his face after being talked back by his sunglasses.

"BOSS, when you sit on the chair every day, don't you hear the chair whining? Instead of letting the chair bear the weight that it should not bear in life, it is better to sacrifice it to this adult. This is a situation where everyone is happy... …”

"Hasegawa, you are really calling me fat, right?" The word # appeared on the forehead of the short and fat BOSS: "What a whine? It just activated the massage function of the chair. I'm just a little plumper, that's all. I'm just a little plumper, why do you have to find other ways to say I'm fat...

Hundan, you have pissed me off. Unless you sacrifice your sunglasses right now and beg the claw machine witch to let us go, I will not forgive you, Hasegawa! "

"Obviously it was BOSS who first said that my face is not suitable for wearing sunglasses. If I want to sacrifice it, I have to sacrifice BOSS's seat!" This is the insistence of the man Hasegawa.

"It's just sunglasses..." The chubby BOSS gritted his teeth.

"I will return this sentence to you intact, it's just a chair..." Hasegawa argued.

"Hasegawa, don't force me!" The short, fat BOSS glared.

"The BOSS is..." Same goes for Hasegawa.

At that moment, there seemed to be lightning flashing out of the eyes of the two "heterogeneous" people. There was a strong smell of gunpowder in them. A bloody case involving a dispute over seats and sunglasses seemed to be coming.

"Excuse me..." Although the persistence of these two "alien" people was touching, Sougo Toma couldn't help but said: "Excuse me, why do I need your sunglasses and seats?"

Hasegawa sunglasses: "..."

Chunky BOSS: "..."

After a moment of silence, the pudgy BOSS raised his head again and said: "It's over, it's over. I don't even want sunglasses or a seat, but we can't come up with anything better. It's over. If no one stops the claw machine, it's over." Witch, my shop, my shop can declare closure in advance... Hasegawa, I leave it to you to find a place for the cardboard box!"

"No problem, BOSS, hu..." Sunglasses puffed out smoke after hearing this, then stretched out his thumb and vowed: "As long as Sunglasses doesn't move, leave it to me to settle down!"

These words made the chubby BOSS stiff for a moment: "Hasegawa..."

"BOSS, just leave this matter to me..." Hasegawa said, still keeping his thumbs up in a handsome manner.

After the short and fat BOSS was silent again for a moment, he suddenly hit the ground with a hammer: "Hasegawa, you should comfort me at this time and let me not be discouraged. Even if the adults don't want sunglasses and seats, as long as we sincerely plead, As long as the intention is reached, then this adult will definitely understand us and take away the claw machine witch, why do you have to pay so much for it on the cardboard box!"

"Eh!?" Hasegawa was stunned.

"Idiot, if your Excellency is moved by our friendship and indomitable spirit, maybe..."

"I see, this is like the plot in a movie or anime. The protagonist team has obviously failed, but it has been recognized for its spirit..." Hasegawa suddenly realized.

"Ahem..." Sougo Toma, who no longer knew whether to continue analyzing these two "heterogeneous" people, also coughed twice after hearing this: "I'm sorry to interrupt your loud conspiracy. What you just talked about is the protagonist. That’s the kind of treatment you get, right?”

"But we all have the same reason..." The short, fat BOSS wiped the sudden sweat again: "Sir, I believe that our sincerity and spirit are no worse than those of the movie protagonists! Hasegawa, I don't need you. Sunglasses, as long as you commit seppuku to prove our sincerity and spirit and pull me back from the edge of bankruptcy, then I will definitely be grateful to you..."

"Stop joking, why do I have to commit seppuku to save this fat pig like you?" Obviously, they did not reach an agreement, and Hasegawa Sunglasses also had his own ideas.

"Hasegawa, didn't you just say that you can't repay the kindness of knowing someone? Now I just want you to commit seppuku to prove our sincerity, can't you just treat it as a reward for me? This is a very samurai spirit. Ah, if you are afraid..."

"Asshole, I'm not a samurai, so what if I'm afraid? You..." If you're not afraid, commit seppuku yourself! Unfortunately, before Hasegawa could say anything else, the squat BOSS threw him into the tunnel:

"Since you are scared, let me help you, Hasegawa. It only hurts a little. Once it hurts, you won't feel any pain in the future!"

"How can I have a future after this pain?" Hasegawa tried his best to stop the other party with his hands, and roared: "After this pain, I will go to Santuchuan!"

"It's just going to Santuchuan. What's wrong with using your failed life to save me from bankruptcy?" The short and fat BOSS bewitched.

"Even a failed life is my own life..." Hasegawa roared while struggling: "I don't want to end my life just because of a fat pig like you!"

"Is this a cry before death? Hasegawa, you will only anger me. Let me give you a pleasure..." the short and fat BOSS said ferociously.

This may be an opportunity! As a bystander, Sougo Doma realized something:

"Hey Duo, do you need me to provide a weapon? The kitchen knife I just bought is made with modern craftsmanship. It should be faster to use to commit seppuku than the old short knife..." As he said this, he took out a fruit knife and handed it over.

Chunky BOSS: "..."

Hasegawa sunglasses: "..."

After the two of them were silent for a long time, the pudgy BOSS finally let go of the man in sunglasses underneath. Then, he once again grabbed the tunnel with his head: "Sir, please tell me what you are going to do to stop the doll." The Machine Witch continues to wreak havoc, as long as it doesn’t commit seppuku and takes away our sunglasses and seats, we can all agree..."

"Speaking of which, you were talking to yourselves from beginning to end. I didn't say anything at all, right? Whether it was sunglasses or seats, you even proposed seppuku yourself..."

Before he could finish his words, the pudgy BOSS had already turned his face away.

The man in sunglasses Hasegawa next to him also said: "BOSS, I just said that such an exaggerated performance can't fool people at all..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

fool! ?

"Hasegawa, you must have had no intention when you struggled and shouted, and that's why the adults saw through it. You didn't show any anger when you called me a fat pig. You are a scumbag who can't be treated well!" The chubby BOSS gritted his teeth. He turned around and said.

"Obviously the BOSS jumped up too suddenly and committed seppuku or something like that. How could others believe it with just his hands..." Hasegawa retorted.

Chunky boss: "..."

"Forget it, it seems we can only use Plan B!"

The short and fat BOSS who said this once again showed a ferocious smile.