Am I a Person of Interest as a Newbie in the Second Dimension?

Chapter 965: Come on, Let’s Hurt Each Other!

Although Sougo Tsuchima usually advises others that brainwashing is a disease and needs to be cured, but when he started to brainwash himself, EMMM... well, this is how much of a waste in his family, and how happy Xian is with Youya Compared with the fish life, is playing with Onii-chan more important? Not important at all! ORZ!

"Xiao Mi, even if Yukinoshita doesn't come here, you won't be able to do anything during this time, right? Have you forgotten all about the special cooking training!?"

"Oh..." As soon as he finished speaking, the eldest lady also pinched her chin and said: "Sou Ga, little Mi also needs to undergo special cooking training. I almost forgot, hehe!"

"It's not close, you simply forgot everything, right? Hey, what the hell is that? Do you want to be cute and fool around? I've just been emphasizing that today I am taking you to the supermarket to learn how to choose ingredients..."

"Onii-chan, during this sacred time of shopping, I don't want to think about those sad things!" the eldest lady said quietly.

"Who on earth bought a bunch of snacks just because Yukinoshita-san came to help Mashiro with her tutoring?"

"Who is it?" The eldest lady looked around.

"..." Sougo Toma was silent, but the corners of his eyes twitched again unconsciously.

In this silence, the eldest lady opened her mouth again and said: "Onii-chan, aren't you going to complain?"

"Don't think of me as a bitch!" Sougo Toma couldn't hold it back after all.

"Ah, I'm complaining! Xiaomi won, and the prize for victory is snacks in the shopping trolley!" The eldest lady said with a victorious face.

"What the hell is this? Why did you win, Xiaomi? We didn't have any agreement to compete at all!" Tochima, the complainer, Sougo.

"Onnie-chan, Xiaomi has been deprived of the time to be a salted fish, and now he has to be deprived of even snacks?" The eldest lady buried her eyes with stars: ☆☆→→

You are too naive, do you think you can make him regress with such pitiful eyes? impossible! Sougo Toma sneered in his heart with disdain: "I just asked you to take less snacks, Xiaomi, how can I deprive you of snacks..."

"But without enough snack reserves, Xiaomi will feel uneasy..." The eldest lady kept outputting the stars with her eyes buried in her eyes.

It's a pity that Sougo Toma's heart is as hard as iron: "Store snacks? Is Xiaomi a hamster?"

"Hamster?" The eldest lady was stunned after hearing this, and suddenly said: "Onii-chan, did you see it just now? The hamster Kawaii in the pet store..."

"Wait a minute, I'm asking you if you're a hamster. Why did the topic turn to a pet store?" Sougo Toma unknowingly had a black line on his forehead again.

"Because Xiao Mian wants to raise him!" Miss Mian replied instantly.

"so what?"

"Tsk tsk, Onii-chan is also asking Xiaomi if he is a hamster. That proves that Onii-chan feels the same as Xiaomi and thinks hamsters are cute, so let's buy them home and raise them!" Miss Mi said, wagging her index finger. .

"Leave aside the fact that this proof itself has problems..." Sougo Tsuchima is so hard-hearted.

"Don't Onii-chan think hamsters are cute? Then why do you ask Xiaomi if he is a hamster? Could it be that Xiaomi is not cute at all in Onii-chan's eyes?" Miss Mi's logic is so simple and crude.

"Xiao Mi, why did we come to the supermarket today? You have already taken so many snacks, how can you get them back if you buy another hamster?"

"In other words, you can buy a hamster without taking so many snacks?" The eldest lady heard the key point.

"Huh?" Sougo Tsuchima was confused. This guy Xiaomi shouldn't be able to...

"Hmph, hum...Actually, these snacks are just a cover for Xiao Mian. The reason why he took so many snacks is just to hide them..." The eldest lady Mian said as she cleared away four of the piled snacks. The third one came out. When she finished cleaning up, the glass box at the bottom of the shopping cart was also exposed. At this time, the eldest lady reached out and introduced:

"Dang, dong, dong… lest Onii-chan find it troublesome to go back, Xiaomi had already loaded Hamujiro and the others into the car with their breeding boxes when they left the pet store. How about it? Isn’t that very foresight?"

"Why have you already chosen a name?" Sougo Tsuchima couldn't help but ask.

"Onii-chan, Xiaomi will be responsible for taking good care of Hamujiro and the others..." The eldest lady did not answer directly, but promised firmly.

"That's not important. Please explain first what you mean by using snacks to cover up?" Compared to taking care of the hamster, Sougo Doma thought it was more important to figure out the tricks of this dumpling.

"Haven't you seen it yet, Onii-chan? Let me explain briefly, this is a genius battle plan. Assuming that Onii-chan has already pushed the shopping cart full of snacks to the front desk and started to check out, here's the key point. Alright, clang, clang, clang, clang!

As long as the cashier calculates the price of the snacks - then, even if Onii-chan never thought about buying the hamster, he would be forced to buy it and take it home under the eyes of everyone impatiently. Huh, huh... This plan is simply perfect and ruthless. ! "The eldest lady buried her face proudly.

Sougo Toma was silent for a while: "..."

Just now he bent down, stretched out his finger to the shivering hamster hiding in the corner of the glass cage, and said:

"Xiao Mi, if you want to buy a hamster, just say no?"

"Is this okay? But Onii-chan is so salty. If Xiaomi said it directly, wouldn't Onii-chan know how to use it and just walk away with an excuse like, oh, raising pets is too troublesome?" The eldest lady buried her head crookedly. head.

"Is Onii-chan so salty? Besides, even if I don't agree, can't Xiaomi still use tricks like rolling around on the floor?" Are you talking about him being salty? Sougo Tsuchima said, come on, let’s hurt each other!

"Onii-chan, this is outside. Xiaomi also has image baggage, okay?"

"Is there a burden of image?" After Sougo Toma sighed meaningfully, he suddenly said: "Xiao Mi, you seem to have forgotten something. Now you have put Hamujiro and the others in front of the stage. Then Onii-chan is totally fine. Send them back, right, Hamujiro?" Seeing the little hamsters that had become somewhat agile under the touch of his fingers, Sougo Toma was full of malice...

"..." Tujian, whose image was seriously burdened, was startled when she heard the words. After a while, she clenched her fists and said: "Onii-chan, if you hadn't just said that you didn't buy so many snacks, you could take the hamster home. Xiaomi won’t reveal his trump card, so it would be too shameless to regret it now!”

"I didn't say you can take it home and raise it. What I just said is, if you bought so many snacks, how can you bring the hamster back? This is just a hypothetical question. As for the rest, I am just making up my mind. By the way, brainstorming is a disease and needs to be cured!" This good-for-nothing dumpling had just made him fill his brain with so many moving thoughts. He had to let her return the movedness!

"Onii-chan!" The eldest lady glared.

"Hamujiro, I'm sorry, I can't keep you. You will definitely be able to wait for a new owner, right?" Sougo Toma ignored the other party and looked at the two hamsters in the glass cage with a kind face. .

Under the indescribable influence, the hamsters who had just gained a little bit of agility stood up straight in an instant under that kind smile, and then nodded crazily, indicating that this sentence was correct.

Under this reaction, Sougo Toma turned around with a happy face and said: "Xiao Mi, you see, even Hamujiro and the others think they will meet a new master. Tsk tsk, there is really no way..."

"Onii-chan..." The eldest lady turned into a puffer fish, and instantly became smaller: "Obviously you just said that it would be fine if you just say it directly, you are lying, you are lying, Onii-chan is lying!"

"Xiao Mi, pay attention to the baggage of your image!" Sougo Toma was so "heartbroken" about this.

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