Chapter 968 He Was Just Talking...
Would anyone really use the jokes on the Internet in real life? Tsuchima Sougo didn't dare to say anything about the others, but his family only had one touch...
Since he gave his own waste materials to a large box of Wusan, Huanggang secret volumes, etc. based on the posts on the Internet, he also pointed to the comments of netizens and told the other party: "Xiao Mi, you see everyone said that if you collect them when you are a child, If you receive a gift like this, you will be so happy that you die on the spot, and some people may even be so excited that they can’t stop crying. Sure enough, this is the gift that countless people dream of!”
That day, Xiaomi evolved into Pufferfish Mi for the first time...
It was also that day that Fugu made up his mind to learn a foreign language to avoid falling into the bad situation of being fooled by Onii-chan but unable to refute...
Although after learning Tianchao dialect, Xiaomi also realized that Onii-chan was not lying. Netizens did comment like this, but that and what Onii-chan said had two different meanings! Why was he so happy that he died on the spot, so excited that he burst into tears? These comments made the still innocent Xiao Mi realize the breadth and depth of Chinese culture, as well as the breadth of ideas of Chinese netizens...
It was also from that time that this wise man who absorbed many spiritual netizens' suggestions developed a large number of brother-killers. Although they were not very practical, they also gave Sougo Tsuchima a slight headache.
With a lot of lessons learned from the past, Sougo Doma has no doubt that his only one will imitate the jokes and act as soon as his forehead gets hot. Therefore, the necessary intimidation must not be missing!
"Xiao Mi, there is a famous saying in China that says, 'A filial son emerges from under a stick.' There is even a famous saying that says, 'Hitting a child on a rainy day is idle anyway.' Under these thoughts, the story you just told is at best It's just an idea, but there are risks in thinking, so be careful when imitating..." Sougo Toma's tone became even more sinister.
"Didn't Xiao Mi also optimize a move? Xiao Mi gave up on such an exaggerated statement as committing a crime and replaced it with pretending to be angry..."
"Turns out I was just pretending to be angry..." Sougo Toma smiled.
"Then why don't you get really angry next time?" the eldest lady suggested.
"Boom!" Justice struck with the knife: "Are you an idiot? If you are really angry, then it will be Onii-chan who is apologizing. What kind of trick is that?"
"That's right..." The eldest lady rubbed her head and said with a "sudden" look on her face: "It seems that we need to continue to optimize and optimize. However, we have already exchanged so many snacks for our money."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
No matter what, you have to recognize the bad guy you trained yourself.
"Xiao Mi, go push another shopping cart over. This time you are not allowed to put snacks in it..."
"receive!"
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Selecting ingredients is one of the basic skills of a chef. Although in terms of Sougo Toma's cooking skills, the quality of the ingredients does not have much impact. Even slightly defective ingredients can turn decay into magic as long as they are handled properly. Different flavors come out, but this does not mean that the choice of ingredients is not important...
On the contrary, for newcomers to cooking, a portion of high-quality ingredients can even make up for their cooking deficiencies and achieve super-level results. This is why many housewives will cook better than ever before when cooking one day. Everyone wants delicious food. Some people even regard this meal as the taste in their memory. This shows the importance of ingredient selection.
And for a novice cook like his scrap material Yi Mo Duo who has never even seen the food before, let alone getting started, a high-quality ingredient can often make the food he cooks evolve from unpalatable to barely edible, without making him vomit. To the extent that it comes out, this is definitely a shot in the arm for novices in cooking, enough to boost their confidence and interest...
Although the one-touch is mostly useless, its talent cannot be faked. As long as it becomes interested in cooking and has enough perseverance and self-confidence, Sougo Tsuchima will be able to cook in a year and a half. , train them to a level far beyond the top ten...
By that time, he would have more time to cook fish, and he would also be able to taste a lot of the dishes made with love by his own hands. This was so perfect that it exploded! Therefore, Sougo Tsuchima is so attentive when teaching:
"Xiao Mi, listen carefully. Most people have certain misunderstandings when choosing vegetables. For example, if there are insect holes on the vegetables..."
"Onii-chan, I don't need to mention Xiaomi to know this. Vegetables with insect holes mean they have not been treated with pesticides and you can buy them!" said the eldest lady who has learned to answer questions quickly.
"Tsk, tsk, it seems that Xiaomi belongs to most people. Vegetables with insect eyes do not mean that they have not been treated with pesticides. It is likely that the pests on the vegetables have become resistant to pesticides, or the vegetables have been infected by insects before pesticides are applied. It has been chewed, so the method of judging by insect eyes is itself wrong..." Sougo Tsuchima shook his index finger and chuckled.
"Onii-chan!" The eldest lady puffed her face.
"Don't be superstitious about the promotional methods of businesses, just like don't be superstitious about energy saving and environmental protection..." Tojian, the rumor buster, Sougo.
"Eh!?" The eldest lady was stunned when she heard this: "Isn't energy conservation environmental protection?"
"Of course, the greatest harm to the environment is actually animal husbandry. The simplest example is that the harmful gases produced by a cow every day actually far exceed the emissions of an individual. Even if that person drives a car all day long, it cannot keep up with the daily emissions from the cow's body. 1% of the exhaust gas comes out, and the number of cattle in this world far exceeds that of humans. It is undoubtedly a lie to try to save energy to protect the environment."
"Boom!" As soon as he finished speaking, the eldest lady said with her fist: "I see, so eating beef is the best way to protect the environment?"
"Xiao Mian, if there is no buying and selling, there will be no killing. If there is no killing, there will be no need for breeding..." Sougo Toma felt ashamed.
"Is that so?" After Miss Mi finished speaking thoughtfully, she continued: "By the way, Oni-chan, what are you going to teach Xiao Mi what to cook today? Is it a seafood feast? Then I need to buy lobsters and hairy crabs. besides……"
"Don't think about running away before you learn to walk. Learn simple things first, such as curry. Well, just make curry beef brisket!" Sougo Toma suggested,
The eldest lady buried: "..."
"Onii-chan, didn't you just say that without business, there would be no breeding?"
"Onii-chan is not an environmentalist. Besides, there are so many people around the world eating beef. Is it useful if I don't eat it alone? What's more, I also followed the environmental protection day to save energy and reduce emissions. Although it is of no use, But at least I can feel at ease..." Tujian, so realistic, I finally realized
"Didn't Onii-chan just say that even if we don't save energy and reduce emissions, it can't be compared to 1% of the emissions of a cow?" The eldest lady buried her sorrow.
"Yes, but what can we do if humans can't live without animal husbandry? By the way, can Xiaomi live without barbecue, steak, and hamburger meat?" Sougo Toma asked.
"..." The eldest lady was startled when she heard this, and then started to look around: "Who is Onii-chan talking to? By the way, is it easy to cook curry beef brisket?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
From whom did this good-for-nothing dumpling learn to be so shameless!
"Ugh, it's curry after all. As long as Xiaomi doesn't have a sudden idea and add a lot of tomato juice, a lot of sugar or a lot of salt, it shouldn't turn into a dark dish, probably..." Compared to my own After thinking about it for a while, Sougo Toma did not give a completely affirmative answer.