Chapter 970 Crisis!
The secret room, the boss's chair with its back to the visitor, plus the "Terminator"-like younger brother, and the title of BOSS, ah, I have a feeling, the feeling of the Yakuza is completely coming out...
Unexpectedly, under the pressure of the Kondo group, Yakuza elements were still active in this area. Sougo Doma happily looked forward to the other party's performance.
What responded to this expectation was the boss's chair that slowly turned around, and the short fat man wiping cold sweat: "Hasegawa, I won't talk about wearing a suit. Why do you still wear sunglasses indoors?"
"BOSS, sunglasses are the only thing I have to hold on to..." The end, ahem, it should be said that the man in the black suit named Hasegawa refused to give way.
"Asshole, this is indoors!"
"Even indoors, men have reasons to wear sunglasses..." Hasegawa whispered.
"So, what's the reason!?" The short and fat BOSS roared.
"This, please forgive me for not being able to explain it clearly, but BOSS, this is a man's bottom line. Please understand..." Hasegawa lowered his head.
"How do you want me to understand why sunglasses are a man's bottom line?" The chubby BOSS said with his head in his hands.
"..." Hasegawa turned his head silently.
Sougo Toma, who was ignored by the two people: "..."
Are these two guys really the best? How about he try?
"Ugh..." Thinking of this, Sougo Doma pinched his chin and interjected: "Perhaps for Mr. Hasegawa, sunglasses are the real body. As for the body wrapped in a black suit, it is probably the frame of sunglasses or something... …”
Hearing this, the pudgy BOSS seemed to realize something. He said with a horrified look on his face: "Chang, Hasegawa, you, you are not really the sunglasses, are you? Is it really like what this gentleman said, the sunglasses are you? The body..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Hey Duo, why do people believe his nonsense?
The man in black suit named Hasegawa turned his head when he heard this: "How, how can it be possible, Mo, sunglasses, it is impossible to talk, yes, sunglasses cannot talk, BO, BOSS really loves to joke. …”
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Give him a straightforward denial. Why does it look like someone has discovered the secret after being told that the sunglasses are the real body? Are you kidding me? Isn't this guy really some unknown creature? This hesitant speech has been exposed...
"Hasegawa..." Sure enough, not to mention Soujima Toma, even the short and fat BOSS became serious: "You..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
See, it was because of his hesitant explanation that the BOSS discovered something was wrong...
etc!
This is FLAG, this is death FLAG. When ignorant humans realize that unknown existence is around them, they not only do not pretend that nothing happened, but find opportunities to hide, they also provoke the other party as if to death and directly point out the true identity of the other party. This is how all the scenes in third-rate movies are done! hateful……
Can he harden this kind of sunglasses life form? There is not enough data to analyze it at all!
Just when he was extremely nervous, the short, fat BOSS with a serious face suddenly laughed and said: "You said so earlier, haha... How can there be human beings in this world whose sunglasses are their main body..."
After hearing this, Sougo Tsuchima breathed a sigh of relief: "..."
He escaped, this death FLAG escaped. The short and fat BOSS seemed to realize that he couldn't say it directly. The evidence is that he meant - how could there be a human being in this world whose sunglasses are his body? Note, the emphasis is on human beings. There are no other creatures included, but I don’t know if the sunglasses are aware of this. Thinking of this, he looked over subconsciously...
"Huh..." Hasegawa Sunglasses let out a long breath of relief, and then wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and then said: "Ha, haha, just, that's it, how could sunglasses be... Ben, the real body..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Why should you be relieved? Why are there so many cold sweats? Sure enough, sunglasses are the real thing! If you don’t want to be discovered, stop hesitating! No, since the short and fat BOSS has realized the existence of FLAG, he will not say it to his face. The crisis should be considered resolved, right?
After you go back, you have to arrange for someone to stare at these sunglasses, and after collecting the data, analyze whether you can beat the opponent!
Sougo Doma is so cautious. Fortunately, he met a short, fat BOSS who is also cautious. Not many people in this era can have such a sense of crisis. This short, fat BOSS is not simple either. Thinking of this, he subconsciously Looking at the other party...
"Ahem..." The squat BOSS put his fist to his mouth, coughed twice, and suddenly said: "Hasegawa sunglasses, since you said that the sunglasses are not the real body, then take off the sunglasses for me!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
With such a sense of crisis, why do you still provoke the other party? By the way, doesn’t the name Hasegawa Sunglasses violate harmony? It was completely exposed!
Hasegawa Sunglasses: "BOSS, my name is not Hasegawa Sunglasses, I am Hasegawa Taizo..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Um, that’s right, how could someone call them sunglasses, hehe, hehe…
No, this is not the time to laugh at all. The short and fat BOSS simply used his sunglasses as the opponent's true form and shouted out. Is this really okay? Hello! etc……
He seemed to have heard the name Taizo Hasegawa somewhere. Where was it?
"I don't care if you have Hasegawa Taizo or Hasegawa sunglasses, this is indoors, indoors, even a Yakuza member can't wear sunglasses all day long, bastard..." Before Doma Sougo could recall anything. , the pudgy boss pointed at Hasegawa again and roared.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Is it really the Yakuza? The original form of Sunglasses was reduced to the Hunji Dao, and was being shouted around by others. This unknown life form did not seem to be as strong as he imagined...
Before he could measure the gap between us and the enemy, the short and fat BOSS continued: "What's more, you are not a Yakuza, you are just a salesperson! But the problem is, which salesperson is like you, not only does not wear a uniform , I would also imitate people wearing suits and sunglasses, if not, if not..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Not even the Yakuza? How did this guy get around? No, it’s even harder to judge! Although he has learned through Internet research that this is an everyday world without supernatural powers, what happened to the bunny girl Sakurajima Mai...
After all, the Internet is not omnipotent. If there are really supernatural forces, maybe those guys will have ways to hide themselves. Of course, it is also possible that they were mentioned on the Internet, but they were regarded as Urban legends or comments made by middle school students are like adolescent syndrome. Didn't he take it seriously at first?
If there really is a supernatural power in this world, then this pair of sunglasses in front of you...
Although the aura on the opponent's body is extremely weak, the relevant data is still too little, which is not enough to support him in analyzing the opponent's true and false situation. If he is the only one, he may be able to fight for it. However, today he is taking Xiaomi with him. Going out!
Damn it, it’s okay to say that the other party is Hunji Dao, but the salesperson...
It is said that devils may work in fast food restaurants, so the unknown sunglasses working as a salesperson makes people even more concerned. Who knows what these supernatural creatures are thinking!