Chapter 996: When You Try to Trick People, You May Trick Yourself.

Sougo Tsuchima felt full of malice, where is the medicine he promised to take? What the hell are suppositories! ? Is that food edible? That's for stuffing!

"What's wrong with Onii-chan? Doesn't it say it's suitable for people with high fever, and it's quick and effective..." The eldest lady was puzzled.

"It's not a question of ineffectiveness! This kind of thing shouldn't exist..." Why are anti-human things like suppositories at home? Sougo Tsuchima wanted to hold his head and question, although he didn't know who to question...

"But isn't this what Onii-chan brought back?" The eldest lady was confused.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Understand, the one who should be questioned most is himself...

However, the reason why he brought the suppository back was entirely because there was no way he or the useless person would get sick! In other words, the suppositories were actually medicines he prepared for people who came to his home as guests and unfortunately fell ill.

Its meaning is: "Let unfortunate people bloom beautiful flowers!"

Sougo Doma is such a "good person" who is both romantic and compassionate. He will not only provide effective treatment to the unfortunate sick guests, but also give them a blooming chrysanthemum...

This experience must be extremely rare for everyone, and those guests who enjoyed the flowering process must be unforgettable...

This unforgettable and beautiful memory may dilute the sorrow of the other person's unfortunate illness, and also bring some joy to his ordinary daily life. Therefore, bringing the suppository home is a complete killing of two birds with one stone, no, three or four birds. , five...are not an exaggeration!

But no matter how many birds there are, he never thought that they would be used on himself! ! !

By the way, most of the suppositories Sougo Toma brought home were homemade. For ordinary people who are sick, those suppositories may be more effective than elixirs. The only drawback is that they are very, very big... … Letting the chrysanthemums bloom is no joke, it’s serious!

Although he did think so at the time, looking at the suspicious medicine about the size of an apple on his hand, Sougo Doma still felt that it was a little exaggerated...

Especially when he saw the eager expression on the face of his own good-for-nothing, Sougo Doma felt more and more that he was exaggerating at that time! Who knows how to use this kind of thing? ? For example, he must speak righteously now:

"Xiao Mi, do you have to use this kind of thing after you buy it? A kitchen knife can also chop people. Do you have to use a machete when you buy a kitchen knife..."

"But this is for medical treatment. Besides, Onii-chan, aren't kitchen knives used for cutting vegetables?" the eldest lady retorted.

"Chopping people is another way to use a kitchen knife. It's like a watermelon knife. It's not necessarily used to cut watermelons. It can also..." Affected by the atmosphere of this country, people's thinking is very rigid. Even if they follow When he grew up, he always argued that kitchen knives are for cutting vegetables...

Is this what Sougo Tsuchima emphasized? What he emphasizes is that although an item can be used in many ways, it does not necessarily have to be used in every way! Just like...

"Can it be used to cut other fruits?" Just as someone was thinking wildly, the waste material tilted its head and said.

"Is it just cutting fruit? Apologize to those Akuza who use watermelon knives as weapons..."

"Onii-chan, you really have a serious fever, you should take medicine as soon as possible..."

"Xiao Mi, you still don't understand what Onii-chan means? What I just said is actually very simple - must the suspicious thing on your hand be used to treat fever?"

"But the instructions say..."

"Does the instruction manual have to be the correct way to use it? That may be just a disguise, just like the watermelon knife disguises itself as a fruit cutter, but in fact, it is the best among Yakuza, not afraid of death It's a weapon that only people dare to use, and you mentioned that suspicious thing..."

"Isn't it a suppository?"

"It's better to call it something suspicious. It's rarely as big as a suppository..." Sougo Toma said seriously.

"Onii-chan just mentioned suppositories..."

"I mean, there are some suspicious things like suppositories. It may be a dangerous weapon used to smash people's heads, but not necessarily..."

"Forget it about a watermelon knife and a kitchen knife, but why are these also weapons?"

"That's a good question! Because everything in the world can be a sword, and a sword is a weapon and a weapon..."

"Onii-chan~!" The eldest lady buried her face and said with a black line: "I have seen too many martial arts in China!"

"In short, I will never admit that the suspicious thing in your hand can cure diseases. Can't you find some normal medicine?"

"Onii-chan, do you think there are other medicines at home besides this?" The eldest lady told the cruel truth in a questioning tone.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

That's right, in order to allow those unfortunate people to receive suppository treatment, he didn't prepare any other medicines at all! This is really a good reincarnation!

"Onii-chan, if you don't use this medicine..." Just when someone was regretting his hasty behavior, although he never thought that he would pretend to be sick at the time, but things have developed to this point, it would be a lie to say that he didn't regret it... …

However, what he regrets the most is that after he pretended to be sick earlier, he got carried away when he saw Yiweiduo become obedient and well-behaved, and ordered the other person to do this and that, which made him feel like he was riding a tiger now. If he confessed now, Xiaomi, this guy Will……

No, it should be said that he shouldn't be pretending to be sick at all. Although this was the first time he saw this one because of his busy schedule, and it made him swell, but...

When the other party feels uneasy because he is sick, he is actually very unhappy. When the other party becomes anxious because of his illness, he is also very unhappy. When the other party is flustered and unable to calm down because of his illness, he is even more unhappy. The other party...

On the contrary, he didn't hate when this good-for-nothing dumpling teased him inappropriately. He didn't hate the way this good-for-nothing dumpling set up a trap for him to get in. He didn't hate it either. This good-for-nothing dumpling...

Woo~! Those were probably the reasons why he didn't want to continue. He originally wanted to end this farce under the guise of a special medicine, but...

Sougo Toma gritted his teeth:

"No ifs, absolutely not!" He still can't accept suppositories. Even if he continues to pretend, he will never use them!

"Onii-chan is so willful!"

"This is not a matter of willfulness. Onii-chan feels a lot better. Don't forget, the treatment of diseases is entirely based on the body's own immune regulation and repair system. If the body's internal repair function is strong enough, there is no need for it at all. Take medicine..."

"Onii-chan, why does the doctor still prescribe medicine?" The eldest lady glanced.

"Xiao Mi, people's physiques cannot be generalized. Not everyone has powerful physical functions like Onii-chan..."

"Then you still have a fever!"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Sure enough, God will not arrange any benefits!

"Hey..." Seeing that someone was full of resistance, the eldest lady sighed and said: "If you don't want suppositories, don't use suppositories..."