Chapter 1507: Countless People Have Tried, but He Was the only One Who Succeeded.

As Sougo Tsuchima said, bad negotiation is still negotiation. When Jushiro Hijikata, who did not want to attract Tojo's attention, was not only thinking about how to deal with the other party's discussion at the dinner table, he was also planning how to become an enemy with the other party. Being a friend - negotiating with evil is also a kind of negotiation!

So Hijikata actually meant what he said about hemorrhoids. After all, Sougo has proven this. If it was just Hijikata, he might not be able to think of this. The problem is that Shinomiya Kariya is assisting. Think about them. Wasn't the eldest lady of the family also being negotiated by Zongwu Evil at the beginning?

But now... Ahem, even though Miss Shinomiya is still gnashing her teeth when Sougo's name is mentioned, Miss Shinnomiya will still hesitate or even refuse if she really wants him to do anything, not to mention the Kondo team. Everyone was called here by Bastard Tsuchima, how could she... Let's put it this way, although Shinomiya Kaguya gritted her teeth in front of Hijikata Jushiro and others, Sougo Tsuchama, this was just her expression of protest. It's just a way, and its purpose is to use Hijikata and others to make that bastard Tsuchima understand that if she has the chance, Shinomiya Kaguya will definitely bite him to death, chew him to pieces, crush his bones and spread ashes!

It's just that it doesn't have murderous intentions, but it makes Hijikata and others think that Shinomiya Kaguya is kind of innocent and cute - she does look fierce, but if Sougo is really called, Hijikata and others will People can guarantee that Shinomiya Kaguya will never behave like this in front of them.

.qqxsΠéwIn fact, Hijikata Jūshirō even felt a connection with Shinomiya Kaguya, and he was always pranked by Sougo, ahem... It should be said that there was no time when Sougo didn't want to kill him, if not He accidentally heard Sougo's awkward thoughts and probably thought that the other party wanted to kill him.

But, if you think about it carefully, if Sougo really wanted to kill him, Hijikata Jushiro, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to survive that long, emmm... So, who in the hell instilled the evil negotiation into that bastard Sougo is also negotiation? !

? Let’s ignore these for now. Why did Hijikata Jūshirō repeatedly delay Shinomiya Kariya's proposal, so much so that he felt sympathy for Shinomiya Kaguya?

Isn't it just because I think that the other party, as a eldest lady, is actually quite a nice person - although she always grits her teeth when talking about Sougo, this situation is familiar!

If Shinomiya Kaguya, who was gritting his teeth, had burst out with even a hint of murderous intent when he mentioned Sougo, Hijikata Jushiro's attitude today would not be like this. It should be said that he would never have shown up to force the Shinomiya family to retreat. Even if Sougo asked him to protect the other person, it would be impossible!

Regarding existential threats, Hijikata, it should be said that the Kondo team after being brainwashed by Sougo adopt the mode of striking first, which means Shinomiya Kaguya really has no murderous intention... But it is precisely because of this that Hijikata Ju Only then did Shiro think of using evil negotiation to turn an enemy into a friend. After all, he would have to deal with the other party in the future. Compared with a real enemy, Hijikata would rather face someone who on the surface bites his teeth, but in fact has no sympathy for him. What kind of enemy could he possibly become a friend?

And this is also the last resort. Who made him offend the other party in the first place? Suppress the murderous intention or something. Since he has already offended him, he can just offend him to the end. As long as he uses some small means in the future - use Sougo's The term is: "Gap Effect!" When you completely offend a person, as long as he sees your friendly side inadvertently, he will subconsciously figure out whether you had any difficulties when you offended him on the spot. Why else would you show kindness?

On the contrary, if you do not completely offend the other party, then no matter how much kindness you show, the other party will come up with a series of conspiracies!

And this is the so-called gap effect. Just when Jushiro Hijikata was calling for his plan, Tojo on the opposite side suddenly said: "Actually, I hate peppers the most. When I was a child, I didn't even dare to eat green peppers. It was too bitter..." Kondo team member Hijikata Ju Shiro: "..." So green pepper is actually bitter?

Well, because of someone’s recipe, tiger skin green peppers, green pepper shredded pork, green peppers - in short, the Kondo team has a complete set of methods for handling green peppers. Even before joining the Kondo team, some team members stayed away from green peppers, so you can join After that, green peppers were no longer an issue.

Now when they heard someone say they hate eating green peppers, they were surprised at first, and then they realized that green peppers were ranked as the most hated food by most people, that is, their Kondo group...

"Let's not talk about the bitterness..." Just as Kondo's team members were reminiscing about the past, Dongcheng continued: "But at the same time as bitter, the green pepper still carries the spiciness that represents pain. The combination of spiciness and bitterness explodes in the mouth , no one wants to taste this kind of taste, and I am the same..." Kondo's team members: "..." By the way, green peppers are actually quite delicious.

"However, even though the green peppers made people despair, I still persevered..." Dongcheng said with pride on his face: "When I was in kindergarten, everyone didn't like to eat green peppers and would leave them behind. Only me, every meal They all ate all the green peppers, leaving nothing behind!" Hijikata Jushiro and Kondo team members: "..." Is there anything to be proud of?

"It's been since kindergarten..." The pride on Dongcheng's face continued: "I already knew that I was different from other people. What they couldn't bear, I could bear, and even swallowed..." Shake M, this is a complete tremor. Have you been trembling since kindergarten?

Hijikata Jushiro was ashamed.

"In elementary school, other people finally got used to the taste of green peppers. No, even in elementary school, most people frowned and had a bitter expression when eating green peppers..." Dongcheng didn't know that Hijikata and the others He was still recalling the thought: "However, those people didn't know that I had already skipped the shackles of green peppers at that time and set my sights on the more terrifying seven-flavored pepper..." That's just conditioning, don't put it What Qiweixin said was so terrifying!

When you say something like this, you should apologize to people who like chili peppers, or those who like spicy food! Hijikata Jūshirō and the others had to hold back from complaining.

"No one knows that when I just entered elementary school, I could eat half a bottle of Shichimixin every lunch..." What is there to show off!

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"Even every time I eat, my mouth feels like I've eaten dynamite and it hurts..." Dongcheng continued: "Even when I went to the toilet the next day..." He paused.

To the restroom? Isn’t this just hemorrhoids? ? Did this guy have hemorrhoids since he was in elementary school?

"Forget it, let's not talk about going to the bathroom..." Dongcheng finally held back. Why don't you say it?

Do you have hemorrhoids? You must have hemorrhoids!

"If when I was in kindergarten, I just imagined that I was different from others, then when I was in elementary school, I was already convinced that I was different from others!" While Hijikata and others were complaining in their hearts, Toujou was at the center of the conversation. One turn.

"..." What's the difference? ? I can't understand it at all!

"Everyone else tried it, but I was the only one who succeeded!"