Chapter 1529 Wu~Mayonnaise, YYDS!
God knows how many bosses got a headache when Hijikata walked into the restaurant. Do you know what it feels like when a hot pot turns into a mayonnaise pot? Do you know what it tastes like to have roasted pork sprinkled with mayonnaise?
It is no exaggeration to say that the store owners know!
Not to mention the restaurant owners, even the Kondo team members were unwilling to step into the restaurant with Hijikata, the deputy captain. Do you know what it feels like to eat happily but see a pile of indescribable things in front of you? The team members know! Do you know what it feels like to be stared at with confused eyes? The team members know!
Let's put it this way, once Hijikata goes to a restaurant, the restaurant's business will drop for about a week, and the horrible look and feel - people will subconsciously recall Hijikata's horrible hobby.
Although Hijikata himself feels that people are making too much fuss, what's wrong with adding more than 100 million points to such a delicious condiment as mayonnaise? How can you taste it without adding so much? But because of others' confusion, even when the team members were disgusted, Hijikata Jushiro also thought about whether he had done something wrong?
But after thinking about it carefully, Hijikata still doesn't think it's his fault, but because everyone's taste gap is too big. No one likes such delicious mayonnaise? It must be that others don’t understand life…
It's a pity that pioneers are not understood by others. Because of everyone's confusion, Hijikata Jushiro also restrained himself a lot. Apart from other things, he found a separate place when eating - he had no choice but to watch Hijikata eat. , many people have lost their appetite.
However, what Hijikata didn't expect was that Dongcheng actually showed off in front of him that day - the guy actually told him that the reason why he added so many chili peppers was to use the pain produced by the chili peppers to strengthen his spirit!
Can this Hijikata Jushiro endure it? He poured in a large amount of mayonnaise in an instant - in fact, he hated mayonnaise, and the reason why was to use mayonnaise to sharpen himself.
Originally, Hijikata thought that the team members would not believe his statement, but what he didn't expect was that all the team members believed it, and even said: "I see, no wonder, no wonder the deputy commander tortured himself like this , I eat so much mayonnaise with every meal, this, this kind of spirit is really touching, it turns out that this is the strong man!"
Hijikata Jushiro was quite confused at the time: "..."
Hey, hey, isn’t it just mayonnaise? Why are these team members so excited?
That is to say, the team members don’t know what Hijikata is thinking, otherwise they will definitely tell each other: "Deputy commander, where is the mayonnaise? It is clearly a mayonnaise hell. Just feed the dogs your food, and the dogs will be scared to see it. Run away! Only you, the deputy commander, can control it..."
Hijikata Jushiro unknowingly pretended to have a round butt, but this made him very embarrassed. Although the team members asked him not to eat alone because of his statement, they were even able to insist on watching the deputy captain's meal. For glory, but how would Hijikata, who loves mayonnaise, describe his mood?
He could only pretend to be embarrassed. Hijikata Jushiro actually hates mayonnaise, so that should be okay, right?
EMMM…
Considering that most of the members of Kondo's team are idiots, they even mistook Miao for a man. Hijikata Jushiro's way of showing off went unnoticed, even Katsura...
Katsura Kotaro: "Mr. Hijikata, I still underestimated your spirit. No wonder you are so strong. It seems that I am a little petty in using women's clothing to train myself. However, I am not only good at women's clothing, I can even I can pole dance!"
Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"
This guy is hopeless, why can he say such things shamelessly?
But the team members and even Yoshida Saki were greatly shocked: "It turns out that there is another reason why Mr. Katsura went to work in a transvestite bar. In order to hone his spirit, both the deputy captain and Mr. Katsura worked hard! "
Yoshida Saki even said: "No wonder Mr. Gui said not to be afraid of embarrassment. Everything that makes you ashamed will only make you stronger. It turns out that Mr. Gui has already..."
Yes, under Katsura's control, Yoshida Saki has transferred to Otonosakaki, and under the brainwashing of a certain leader, he has made up his mind to become an idol. However, Yoshida Saki, who has few friends and little self-confidence, has
Because of fear, as an elder, Gui Xiaotaro has become the other person's life mentor.
Yoshida Saki: "..."
Mr. Gui! ! !
It was the other party who saved her when she was most helpless, the other party who took good care of her, and even became the light in her life during her darkest period...
If Mr. Katsura didn't like sex, maybe Yoshida Saki would have fallen into the trap. Unfortunately, Mr. Katsura is such a bitch!
Everyone despises Cao Cao, but everyone wants to become Cao Cao!
However, the more people behave like this, the less able Hijikata Jushiro is to tell the truth. If Sougo is here, the other party must be able to tell the truth, right? It must be able to save him from lies, right?
And things were just as Hijikata thought. Sougo deduced the truth from other people's rumors before he met him. Hijikata thought that he finally didn't have to lie to others...
But when Sougo asked him with a half-smiling expression, "So mayonnaise can also strengthen your spirit?"
Hijikata Jushiro actually felt flustered. It turned out that he was just an ordinary person. Although he was only praised by the team members for a short time, he couldn't bear to let Sougo expose this matter. If the team members knew His deputy commander is a liar, he will definitely collapse, right?
Therefore, he changed the subject in an instant and directly talked about the Shinomiya family's affairs, which involved himself. Even Sougo couldn't ignore it, right?
really……
Sougo was anxious. Maybe the Mayonnaise matter could be pushed over. Hijikata thought that when only the two of them were left, he would confess to Sougo. Although Sougo wanted to kill him many times, at the critical moment It is still quite reliable, and with the support of Lord Guilong, he has achieved his reputation as the Deputy Chief of Demons. He believes that Sougo may be able to find a solution...
Even that guy Gui can tell that he dressed up as a woman to become stronger - this is also the main reason why A Miao was mistaken for a boy. There is no way, in terms of women's clothing alone, Gui's Yue Ji is actually greater than that A Miao So much.
This also shocked Hijikata Jushiro. It turns out that there are really girls who are so ordinary...
That is to say, he has never met Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
Got offended!
Yinglili: "..."
Fortunately she still has a little bit left.
If Shinomiya Kaguya sees A Miao, I'm afraid she will have to confess him - it doesn't matter whether it's big or small, but I'm afraid of comparison. If he goes out with that A Miao, then in the eyes of others, she, Shinomiya Kaguya He must be a broad-minded person! It's nothing like Hayasaka or Fujiwara, normal people would only look at those two things!
And this is one of the reasons why Hijikata Jushiro is unable to get off the tiger. He knows nothing about the spirit of hard work! Ahem, he just didn't want to lose to that pretentious guy from Dongcheng. Why did he use pain to train himself? The other party was shaking his pussy, right? It must be an M-movie, right? Pain...
However, the team members were amazed when they heard this. If he didn't say something, wouldn't it mean that the other party was pretending to be a mellow guy?
Since chili pepper tempers the spirit, doesn’t mayonnaise do the same?
Sure enough, let alone Dongcheng, even the team members were shocked...
Mayonnaise, YYDS!