Chapter 1533: Sougo Toma Is Not a Demon, He Just Wants Pig Hearts.
"Mr. Hijikata oxxo, Mr. Sage, I think too much. I'm not a devil..." Sougo Doma felt that Hijikata Jushiro was smearing him. This was breaking his limbs and piercing his spine. He was so violent. ?
What about being poisonous and mute? Why didn't he just poison the other party and end it all at once? Hijikata's persecution paranoia is so severe that it's so troublesome to play him to death. All he needs to do is: "I just think that before respecting teachers, it is better to consider personal conduct first. For example, put away the cigarette first." Stop doing!"
"Eh!?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was startled. She didn't expect that this guy Sougo could actually make such a serious proposal. Compared with breaking limbs and piercing the spine...
"Hiss..." Just as she was thinking about it in her mind, Hijikata Jushiro took a breath of cold air, with an expression as if he had seen a ghost: "Sougo, you still say you are not a devil? This is what my life is about. I'm a little interested..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." Why don't you be so exaggerated!
? This kind of life is already sad, right?
"Is this a devil?" Sougo Doma sneered: "Mr. Hijikata Pi oxxo Smeg, don't forget that there is beauty..."
"Please bean sack!" The indescribable thing had just started to grow, and Jushiro Hijikata's expression had already changed: "Songao, don't go too far..."
"What is beautiful?" Hiratsuka Shizuka was startled again, and secretly thought: "Beauty, beauty? I guess it must be, but I didn't expect that the dignified Vice-Chief of Oni would also be harmed by women..." Qianqianyi Kasumigaoka Shiyu had a weird look on her face. If she guessed correctly, what Sougo-kun wanted to say was probably mayonnaise, right?
How much does the other party like to eat mayonnaise? Sougo-kun just mentioned something, and he became like this. Something is wrong. Sure enough, something is wrong with them!
"Click..." Just when the two women were thinking about each other, Jushiro Hijikata was already under a serious threat, and he shakily lit a cigarette. It was so scary that he was overwhelmed with fear.
Sougo Doma laughed even more when he saw this: "Mr. Hijikata xoox Smegma, didn't we just say we should quit smoking..."
"Asshole..." Jushiro Hijikata argued: "What does smoking have to do with personal conduct? Besides, smoking is a means of communication..."
"Isn't it a problem with your character to let others smoke your second-hand smoke?" Sougo Toma smiled: "As for social interaction..."
"Bastard Sougo, you are so far away from me, even if there is second-hand smoke, it can't get through!" Hijikata Jushiro was still arguing: "Let's talk about socializing..." At this point, Hijikata Jushiro suddenly handed him a cigarette. Hiratsuka Shizuka: "If my observation is correct, Hiratsuka-sensei is also smoking, right?"
"Eh!?" Hiratsuka Shizu was stunned again: "You, you, how did you know?"
"I saw your lighter, Hiratsuka-sensei..." Hijikata Jushiro smiled and said, "There are also cigarette cases and cigarette butt bags..." Hiratsuka Shizu's heart tightened when he heard this, and Hijikata Jushiro came over to see it. He just looked at her, and he maintained a straight-faced attitude at other times, but in just a moment, the other party had already observed her carefully. Is this the legendary Deputy Chief of Demons?
However, it seemed quite refreshing to be able to smoke the cigarette handed to me by the Deputy Chief of Oni. Ahem, Shizuka Hiratsuka took the cigarette...
"Look, look..." But before she could say anything, Hijikata Jushiro joined Sougo and shouted: "In this process of passing and receiving cigarettes, I have already established a relationship with your Hiratsuka-sensei." Even if we can't be friends, we can still be smokers!" Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..." Why are you using her to raise chestnuts?
? There are also smokers and so on...
"But smoking is harmful to health, Hijikata..." Sougo Tsuchima also narrowed his eyes.
"Ah..." Jushiro Hijikata didn't care at all: "As you said, we were born in this world and never thought about going back alive. It doesn't matter whether we are healthy or not." Shizuka Hiratsuka and Shiwa Kasumigaoka: "..." What do you mean by not thinking about going back alive?
What on earth did they go through, please bean sacks, no, where should they go if they return alive? How can anyone go back alive?
"So beautiful..." Sougo Tsuchima was not in a hurry to play the other person to death, but joked.
"Ah..." Jushiro Hijikata was panicked: "Those are not important. I mean, it doesn't matter whether you respect your teacher or not. Ah, everyone has their own thinking. How can I put my own Are ideas forced on you? Right, Sougo..."
"..." In response to this, Hiratsuka Shizuka expressed that he was quite ashamed. Hey, hey, the deputy of the ghost who praised her so much just now that he even broke her limbs, pierced his spine, etc., all with a rotten voice, showed respect for his teacher. How long?
Isn't this change of attitude too fast? Is beauty so attractive to him? How on earth did this guy become so strong!
It seems that Shizuka Hiratsuka has already determined that the beauty mentioned by Sougo Toma refers to beauty. Thinking about it, it is right. Besides beauty, what other things related to beauty can make the deputy director of Oni so afraid?
Kasumigaoka Shiu: "..." After all, you still believe that this earthwork is for mental training. Does mayonnaise have that much magic power?
There is indeed something wrong with this gym!
"Can you fool this?" Sougo Tsuchima on the side also said
"Surprised" he said: "Hufang Shiyou is indeed Hufang Shiyou..."
"It's Hijikata Jūshirō!" What the hell is Hijikata Jūshirō? When has Hijikata deceived anyone before?
Even if it's a lie, it's to provide motivation for the team members. Sougo can't see his good intentions. The most important thing is that this bastard is obviously better than him at the lie!
"Ahem, I just think that imposing one's own ideas on others is an outrageous act. Just like quitting smoking, it should be up to the smoker himself to decide whether to quit smoking. Obviously this society has already They are no longer so friendly to us smokers. If we continue to force people to quit smoking, it will be an inhumane act..." Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..." As a smoker, she actually wanted to agree with the other person's words. This society has a negative attitude towards smoking. People are indeed not so friendly, especially towards female smokers, and they are full of all kinds of malice. What happened to female smokers?
Whose rice did the female smoker eat? How could she just think that Sougo's proposal to quit smoking was reasonable?
Smoking is obviously a harmless thing, and can even be said to be a way of recreation. Wouldn't it be very sad if people lived in this world without even a little recreation?
Just like her, she would occasionally drink a few drinks, smoke a few cigarettes, read comics, etc. If even this hobby was deprived of her - I understand, Sougo, this bastard, is not asking for forgiveness, he is It’s about pig heart!
No wonder, no wonder even the Deputy Chief of Demons calls him a devil, Sougo is really a scary guy.
"Isn't it because smoking itself is a bad habit that attracts hostility?" Just when Shizuka Hiratsuka lamented how scary the other party was, Sougo Doma had already asked.
Jushiro Hijikata: "..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." Although these two people have been avoiding it, they certainly know that smoking is a bad habit!
But, what should I do if I just can’t quit?