Chapter 1537 Don’t Think that the Chinese Teacher Doesn’t Understand the Theory of Evolution!
Can you become stronger by becoming bald? As you become stronger, you will become bald! Although Sougo Tsuchima has been talking about this matter in the past, who would take it seriously?
But now that he has spoken out, not to mention Kasumigaoka Shiu and Hiratsuka Shizu, even Hijikata, who is often fooled by Sougo, is half convinced.
Yes, when did Sougo start saying that you have to become bald to become strong, and that you will become bald if you become strong?
It seemed like it was the time when he tried his best to compete with the opponent, right? At that time, even Sougo and Kondo said that Sougo's swordsmanship had reached an unprecedented level... Could it be that Sougo was already bald at that time?
Could it be that it was because of this that Sougo kept saying that becoming stronger would make him bald? Could it be that Sougo shaved Yamazaki's head because... I asked for a bean bag!
Sougo just said that Hijikata is on the road to becoming a strong man. Doesn't that mean that he will also become bald in a short time?
No, isn't it? Although he didn't care much about his appearance, and even he didn't take care of the extra section of hair in the middle, but becoming bald or something... even Hijikata Jushiro felt aversion to the cold, let alone Hiratsuka Shizuka. : "..."!
!! ∑ ノ will become bald as he becomes stronger? Can you become stronger by becoming bald? Even though Hiratsuka Shizuka is careless, obsessed with fighting, and even drinks and smokes, etc., it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a female man. Everyone has a cute and beautiful heart, not to mention that she is still a beauty. If she becomes a strong woman, the price She was going bald. The hot-blooded female teacher looked at her hair - was she trying to prevent her from getting married in her life?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu was also stunned: Σ(⊙▽⊙
"a Her Sougo-kun, how did a handsome young man suddenly turn into a handsome little monk? Although Sougo-kun can even manage a bald head, but, wait... Kasumigaoka Shiyu seems to have discovered something , there seems to be a small gap under Sougo-kun's shiny scalp. If she hadn't observed it carefully enough, she might not have been able to find it at all, right? This is a fact, even better than Hiratsuka Shizuo and Hijikata Jushiro both because of their minds He was in chaos and didn't realize this, but Kasumigaoka Shiu, a guy who had no feeling about getting stronger, noticed it.
"Mr. Hijikata, do you understand? So, are you ready to become a truly strong person now?" Sougo Tsuchima was still talking. In fact, he originally wanted to scare him with this trick, ahem. , just to cooperate with Shi Yu. You know, their first destination today is to go to the amusement park... So the question is, what should they do in the amusement park?
You have to have fun with roller coasters, pirate ships, jumping machines, etc., right? Even going to a haunted house, etc., but these projects are not exciting at all for Sougo. He can't watch Shiyu scream alone - so when the time is right, let the wig fly out to show that his hair is scared. After dropping it, just thinking about the other person’s expression makes me happy!
But what Sougo Tsuchima didn't expect was that this damn guy Hijikata actually took off his hair to talk about it. What does that have to do with him?
Stupid just misled the stupid team members because of the opponent's mistake. They deserved the headache now, and they dared to talk about hair loss. In this case, don't blame him for scaring the opponent.
"..." Sure enough, Hijikata Jushiro struggled for a long time before he couldn't help but said: "Sougo, you didn't become so outrageous just because you became bald, right?" Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." She I also want to know about the trouble of hair loss in teenagers, isn’t it!
It's the worry of becoming stronger. If she becomes stronger only when she becomes bald, then she will seal her fist from now on and ensure that there will be no more... Thinking of this, the hot-blooded female teacher subconsciously looked at her hands. If she becomes stronger, she will become bald. Then these iron fists will be sealed!
She no longer thinks about ancient secret scrolls.
"Of course..." When it comes to deception, how many people can match Sougo Doma: "Do you know Darwin's theory of evolution? What is the most striking feature of the evolution of the terrifying Ape erectus into humans?"
"Wisdom?" As a teacher's instinct, Shizuka Hiratsuka said subconsciously.
"Wrong..." However, Sougo Doma rejected this answer: "It's hair. Isn't the difference between humans and gorillas the amount of hair?"
"Please bean sack!" Hijikata Jushiro seemed to understand what Sougo wanted to say: "Sougo, if it is according to your statement, where will the old Kondo...master be?"
"The mascot gorilla." Sougo Doma raised his index finger and said with a smile: "Kondo Hall Master is not a fully evolved human being. No, it should be said that the other person is an orangutan who happened to be intelligent. That's why I said that humans and The difference between gorillas is their hair. Doesn’t Mr. Hijikata think so too? The team and students all said that Mr. Hijikata has already acquiesced that Mr. Kondo is a gorilla..."
"I didn't acquiesce!" Jushiro Hijikata couldn't hold back: "I told you it was a misunderstanding. Don't casually deprive Mr. Kondo...the owner of the museum of his rights and status as a human being!"
"If even the rights and status of human beings can be taken away casually, is the other party really a human being?" Tujian, the thought-provoking king of deception, said: "Besides, when humans start to evolve again, that is When you so-called become a strong man, Mr. Hijikata, do you know what will happen?"
"What happened?" Jushiro Hijikata asked subconsciously.
"If the shackles of the body are broken, the brain will be more fully utilized. Einstein is known as the smartest human being in history, but the utilization rate of his brain only reaches a few percent. Once it is broken Without the shackles of the body, the brain's usage rate will increase exponentially... The most direct point is that the fighting instinct carved in human DNA will be opened, and even every inch of muscle, bone, etc. can be 100% controlled by oneself. To control the brain, if the brain reaches this level, don’t you think it doesn’t need nutrition? That’s why hair, a troublesome strand that robs the brain of nutrition, will be eliminated!” Hijikata Jushiro: “…” That’s right. It seems reasonable. Wait, it turns out that Sougo is already so powerful?
Hiratsuka Shizu: "..." She always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell. Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..." Is this a genetic lock?
This is definitely a genetic lock! ? Don't think that she hasn't watched "X Limit Horror". Well, if she hadn't discussed with Xiao Mi whether she should change her writing style and remove her name as the leader of the Lily trend, she wouldn't have been recommended to watch it. There is an article on the Internet... However, it does not say that becoming stronger will make you become bald. Only by becoming bald can you become stronger. Sure enough, there is definitely something wrong under Sougo-kun's bright bald head!
"So, the price of becoming a strong person is to become bald?" Unfortunately, only Kasumigaoka Shiu here knows the truth, so Hijikata Jushiro somewhat believes it. After all, the other party not only proved with examples that becoming stronger will lead to baldness, He also told a bunch of theories that he didn't know were true, and it was hard not to believe them.
"Crack..." After believing it, Hijikata trembled and picked up the cigarette he had just scared away and lit it, and then said: "Hehe, hehe, I, I hesitated just now, look, it seems that my practice is not enough. , It's just, it's just hair..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." No, no, no, there is definitely something wrong with this. Is this what the theory of evolution says?
Don’t think that because she is a Chinese teacher, she doesn’t understand the theory of evolution!