Chapter 1543: Sometimes Being in the Same Mind Is Not Necessarily a Good Thing
Obviously, Dou S and Dou M should be very compatible. However, in Sougo's words: "You can't feel tax evasion at all when playing with Dou M. Looking at the other person's expression of enjoyment will make people feel extremely empty." ." Therefore, Sougo always avoids that female ninja whenever he can. In this case, it is no wonder that Hijikata Jushiro really can't imagine that any girl can become friends with Sougo, even if the other party is shaking... ...But just when he was in shock, Sougo Doma also smiled and said: "Mr. Hijikata, why do I feel that you are thinking of something very rude? Is it my misunderstanding? It's weird for me to be friends with girls. ?"
"..." Jushiro Hijikata did not refute when he heard this. Instead, after being silent for a long time, he turned his head faintly and bowed to Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "This student, Kasumigaoka, I have really worked hard for you." Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..." Hey!
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"Polite..." But before she could say anything, Sougo Tsuchima couldn't help but said, "Are you Hijikata?"
"Hey..." Hijikata Jushiro didn't refute anything to this, but sighed and continued to talk to Kasumigaoka Shiha: "Sougo, this guy's character is sometimes a bit bad, just like now... "Speaking of this, he turned to look at Hijikata and said, "What do you call me Hijikata?"
"Hey..." Before anyone else could speak, Kasumigaoka Shiu explained: "Don't you think what Sougo-kun wants to say is, Mr. Hijikata, are you polite?" Defend your shortcomings decisively?
"Sure enough, it's easier to talk to smart people." Sougo Toma is also good at cooperating. The damage is not high, but the insult is extremely strong. Hijikata Jushiro: # ^_^
"Can't you just talk properly?"
"It's obvious that you did the inexplicable behavior first, right?" Sougo Toma said not to be outdone: "What do you mean I've worked hard on you?"
"I'm trying to put in a good word for you..." Hijikata Jushiro also said: "Who makes you such a bad guy? If others can become friends with you, you should be very grateful..."
"Please bean sack!" Sougo Toma said, offended: "Why should I be grateful? Why..."
"Because no one is worse than you!" Hijikata Jushiro once again took over the topic and said: "You know clearly that I am troubled by hair loss, but you don't comfort me, and you still come to lie and trap..."
"Stop talking nonsense..." Sougo Toma did not feel guilty at all: "It is a universal truth that you will become bald when you become stronger to a certain extent, just like the truth that there is no harm in smoke..." qqxδnew Shizuka Hiratsuka, Shiha Kasumigaoka : "..." No, no, no, how can smoke without injury be called the truth of the universe?
That is simply unreasonable! Why use fallacies to prove fallacies?
"There is smoke without injury, there is smoke without injury..." However, Hijikata Jushiro said: "Not every rule you summed up is the truth, not to mention, it doesn't necessarily mean that you will become bald when you become stronger. The truth summarized..." Shizuka Hiratsuka and Shiu Kasumigaoka: "..." Ha, hehe... No wonder this guy was fooled around by Sougo.
"You're not bald, how do you know you won't get stronger?" Sougo Toma said.
"But you're not bald either!"
"But I wear a scalp that looks like a bald head..." Sougo Doma knew that he couldn't show weakness at this time, otherwise: "Just looking like a bald head has made me so much stronger. If I'm really bald, , then why don’t you force yourself to fly into the sky?”
"You only wore it today, right?" Jushiro Hijikata said, "No, why are you wearing a wig and a bald scalp even though you're not bald?" Kasumigaoka Shiu and Hiratsuka Shizu: "..." !
!!∑ノYes, why is this guy Sougo already prepared?
"Ah~ This..." Sougo Tsuchima glanced at Kasumigaoka Shiu with a guilty conscience. This was actually a threat package prepared for the other party. Who would have thought that it would be used on Hijikata. If the other party guessed it... However, Murphy's law has already shown that the more you are afraid of something happening, the more likely it will happen. Sougo Souma's sneak peek happened to be discovered by Kasumigaoka Shiu. She first wondered why Sougo was peeking at her, and his eyes were so guilty. ,Wait, guilty conscience?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly realized something. Today was the time for the two of them to date alone. In other words, this was actually prepared for her?
Although she didn't know what Sougo-kun was planning, but...
"Indeed..." So, just as Sougo Hijikata forced down his guilty feelings, Shiyu Kasumigaoka said: "Do you think Sougo-kun can do divination? What if Mr. Hijikata didn't mention hair loss today? , then wouldn’t it be superfluous for Sougo-kun to wear this fake hair and bald scalp? Or..." Speaking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes glowed with a red light that only Sougo Tsuchima could see, which meant , you are not prepared to explain, if the explanation is not clear...
"..." Sougo Toma smiled reluctantly. This was already obvious. Indeed, it is easier to talk to smart people, but getting along with smart people is also very troublesome. Even if many tricks are not used, the other party will I can also make a pretty close guess. It would be fine if I succeeded, but I would be very embarrassed if I didn't, like now.
"Ah~ This, this..." Once faced with such an embarrassing situation, even Sougo Tsuchima was down for a while. Fortunately, he was more knowledgeable than Hijikata Jushiro, even if the situation was tense. , he is still confident that he can make a comeback: "Doesn't this prove that what I just said is true?" Hijikata Jushiro and others: "Eh!?" This can also be fulfilled?
"Think about it, why do I put on a scalp that looks bald? This is to have the same situation and status as a strong person, and to understand the other person's mood..."
"Si~!" Is this really perfect? Hijikata Jūshirō and others took a deep breath. Sougo realized that this kid could easily do something that others couldn't do. No, it should be said: something that others couldn't do, or at least shouldn't be able to do.
"Then why do you still wear a wig?" Jushiro Hijikata glanced at him.
"It's very simple..." Sougo Doma raised his index finger and said: "This is a double self-hypnosis that I am doing. The purpose of putting on the bald scalp is to let me experience the situation and state of a strong person. The purpose of wearing the wig is to To deepen my understanding of this state, think about it again, why do people wear wigs? It’s because they are bald... Therefore, wearing a wig is the first preparation for self-hypnosis, and it is attached to the bald scalp. It just deepens my belief that I am bald. If I think about it this way, Mr. Hijikata, don’t you think that I really thought I was bald just now, and that’s why..."
"Hehe, hehe..." Jushiro Hijikata couldn't listen anymore: "Do you think I will believe it?"
"Why don't you believe it?" Sougo Tsuchima blinked and said, "Mr. Hijikata, look into my eyes. Don't you see anything in them?"
"I saw the eyes..." Sougo Tsuchima said: "..." Why does it feel like this is Hijikata's trick to talk about eye irritation?
"Please bean sack..." While thinking, he had already interrupted the other party's speech, quickly wiped the back of his eyes, and then said: "Take a closer look." As long as he reacts quickly enough, the routine can't catch up with him!