Chapter 1540: Don’t Judge Idiots by the Standards of Normal People...
"What kind of sword-testing murderer is this?" Sougo Tsuchima said helplessly: "Obviously I am complying with Mr. Hijikata's request..."
"When did I ask you to do this?"
"Ugh..." Sougo Hijikata held the knife in one hand and pointed the other hand at his cheek as he said innocently: "In order to prevent Mr. Hijikata from being treated as a villain..."
"Why am I being treated like a villain!?"
"Because Mr. Hijikata just used the heart of a villain to judge the heart of a gentleman..." Sougo Tsuchima explained: "Obviously I didn't want to do anything. No, it should be said that I wanted to help, but Mr. Hijikata... And I think I want to harm people..."
"Sougo..." Hearing this, Jushiro Hijikata seemed to feel guilty. He groaned first, then looked up at the other party and said angrily: "Before you say such words, you should move the knife first." Come on! This is no reason to put a knife on my neck, is it!?"
"Why not?" In response, Sougo Tsuchima asked in return: "If I don't do something, wouldn't it be true that Mr. Hijikata, you use the heart of a villain to judge the heart of a gentleman? However, as long as Mr. Hijikata commits seppuku or is killed by me, it will prove that what you just guessed is correct, I really want to kill you..."
"..." Jushiro Hijikata felt his eyes twitch again when he heard this: "It sounds very reasonable... Do you think I would say that? You have a knife on my neck and you still find such a clumsy thing?" Excuse..." Kasumigaoka Shiu and Hiratsuka Shizu: "..." Are these two guys performing some kind of cross talk?
Not funny at all! How could someone kill someone in front of them in reality? Even if you ignore them, that’s too much, right?
This is not a period drama movie...
"Oops..." But while the two of them were complaining in their hearts, Sougo Toma suddenly shouted, and then he slashed downwards with his sword at a very fast speed: "My hand slipped..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu, Shizuka Hiratsuka: This is so fucking awesome!
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"Dang..." In other words, Hijikata Jushiro had an emergency response to Sougo's move. Even though he was in a state of confusion, he still relied on instinct to block the sudden sword attack. Not to mention, he even Yu Li complained: "Which company has such fast hand skating? You still say it's not..." You want to kill me.
But before he finished speaking, Sougo Doma said innocently again: "It's not my fault. Who asked Mr. Hijikata to say so many things? Don't you know that it's very tiring to hold the sword like this all the time? Because it's very tiring. Tired, does it make sense for me to put the knife down with my hand?"
"It's not called slipping, it's called being soft..." Tu Fang Shicao said: "It's not called letting go, it's called cutting..."
"Haha..." Sougo Tsuchima smiled and said: "Mr. Hijikata is joking again. If this is called chopping, then how can your dog's head be still alive? It was released, released..." Kasumi Zhizhi Qiu Shiyu and Hiratsuka Shizu: "..." Hey, hey, this is already telling lies with open eyes, right?
Can you put down the knife just now? Let’s not talk about the issue of slippery or soft hands. If this is the case, then don’t stand behind others with your knife!
So, who would believe it? qqxsnew
"That's right..." However, Hijikata Jushiro nodded and said, he believed it, he should believe it or not, just like what Sougo said, if he really waved a sword just now , then how is it possible that his dog head is still alive, not to mention that the other party still has the advantage of a sneak attack, even if it is not a sneak attack... please bean sack!
Shiyu Kasumigaoka, Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." That's right. What does it mean? Is this Hijikata really believing that he just put down the knife instead of swinging it to kill someone?
Or do they have some misunderstanding about the action of putting down the knife?
"That's not right!" Just as the two women were confused, Hijikata Jushiro suddenly changed the subject. Kasumigaoka Shiu and Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..." I don't want to say it without you gasping for breath, just say that it is not the action you should do to put down the sword at all!
"Sougo, what does dog head mean?" Hijikata Jushiro gritted his teeth. Kasumigaoka Shiyu, Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."!
!!∑ノThe wrong point turns out to be here! ?
"Mr. Hijikata, I am also a top student after all. I always need to use some adjectives in my words and sentences to show that I am very educated, right?" Sougo Doma explained.
What kind of educated, top-notch student is this? Kasumigaoka Shiha felt that there were too many criticisms. It wasn't that they didn't want to complain, but they just didn't know where to complain. After all, "It's true..." Hijikata Jushiro was comforted again: "Yes. Apply what you have learned..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." Even if you retort a few words, don't be convinced just like that!
This is not about applying what she has learned at all. As the Chinese teacher of this bastard Tujian, she now wants to die.
But at this moment, Sougo Tsuchima on the side said: "It would be great if Mr. Hijikata can understand..." Not to mention Shiyu Kasumigaoka, even Shizu Hiratsuka began to feel that there was something wrong with this place. Oni's deputy commander respected her immensely, and could be easily appeased by such a lie that could be easily exposed... How did she know that Hijikata Jushiro was just out of respect for knowledge, as for Sougo's Cutting, as the two of them said, is not cutting at all, it is actually releasing. After all, Hijikata was able to block the knife while kneeling and being attacked by a sneak attack, and he even had the energy to complain - that's okay Call it chop?
"No..." However, Hijikata is also concerned about something: "Actually, I can't understand it at all. Even if you want to appear to be educated, you don't have to describe it with a dog's head, right?"
"Ugh..." Sougo Toma muttered: "How about replacing it with a big head?"
"Just do it." Kasumigaoka Shiu and Hiratsuka Shizu: "..." These two guys just faced each other with swords, right?
Why can special research be discussed? And the focus is completely different from others, emmm, is it they who have the problem or these two people?
Just when the two women were about to doubt their lives, Sougo Doma suddenly said: "Sorry, I just used the wrong adjective..." Don't apologize for this kind of thing!
The only way to apologize is to apologize for killing people, right? It's too weird to apologize like this - Kasumigaoka Shiu and I are already wandering between complaining and doubting their lives.
"Sougo, if you are apologizing, then the person you are apologizing to should not be me..." Hijikata Jushiro said seriously.
You must accept it! Even if you accept the other party’s apology for suddenly cutting you off! Well, Kasumigaoka Shiyu and the others no longer have time to doubt life.
Hijikata Jushiro: "The person you should apologize to should be yourself, or your teacher. After studying for so long, you can still use the wrong adjective..." I always feel like this is so--fuck, why should it be so noble? ah?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu and others were already ashamed.
"Indeed..." Was even Sougo-kun convinced?
"However, if you really want to talk about it, it's not the wrong adjective..." They knew - it really wasn't that simple!