Chapter 1538 Mr. Hijikata, Even Yamazaki May Become Stronger than You.
"Mr. Hijikata, can you now understand how much I care about Yamazaki?" Sougo Tsuchima affirmed. So what if Shizuka Hiratsuka knows a little bit about the theory of evolution?
She doesn’t know what a strong person is, let alone her. Even if Darwin comes back to resurrect and refutes it, Sougo Doma can be the first to press the opponent’s coffin board to death: “Don’t think that a few pieces will fall now. What's so strange about hair? Just be open-minded. Anyway, if Mr. Hijikata continues to get stronger, your hair will fall out sooner or later. Then you won't have the trouble of hair loss." Jushiro Hijikata: "..." This is a consolation. ?
This is no comfort at all! Although hair loss is indeed nothing at his age, haven't you seen that many middle-aged and old men are Mediterranean?
but……
"S..." Hijikata took a deep puff of his cigarette and understood, but when the matter came to pass, he still found it difficult to accept it, and even resisted it!
It's like death, even if everyone knows it
"Everyone is mortal", but when death actually comes, how many people can deal with it calmly? Unfortunately, even though Hiratsuka Shizuka only had a superficial understanding of the theory of evolution, she still noticed something was wrong. The most important thing was that she saw Kasumigaoka Shiyu's head lowered. This was too different from the other party's previous behavior. It doesn't match, and Sougo Toma's seemingly reasonable words actually make her feel suspicious... In fact, this is no wonder Kasumigaoka Shiu. Although she is also black when cut open, this is not It means that she has perfect acting skills and the ability to control her expressions. In order to keep such interesting things going, she has to endure it very hard!
In fact, if Shizuka Hiratsuka hadn't felt that there was something wrong with Hijikata's statement, maybe she wouldn't have been able to detect the things that were wrong. No, it should be said that if Shizuka Hiratsuka was still as obsessed with becoming stronger as Hijikata, To the extent that she is worrying about gains and losses because of her bald head, and her mind is lost. Then she must not be able to detect these many things that are wrong!
Alas, it can only be said that Shizuka Hiratsuka's determination to become stronger is still not enough. Just being bald makes her shrink back. However, it is precisely because she retreated in time and realized that it has nothing to do with her that she can use her reason. See the problem with your eyes.
Unlike Hijikata Jushiro, he has been trapped in the whirlpool of becoming stronger and becoming bald. Even if he feels there is something wrong, the point he cares about is: "No, if you say that you can become stronger by becoming bald, then this There are so many bald men in the world..."
"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Hijikata shook his index finger and said: "It's not that you become strong when you are bald, but you become bald when you are strong. Mr. Hijikata, please don't mistake the relationship between cause and effect..." qqxsnew
"You are the one who got the wrong relationship between cause and effect, right? If you can't become stronger by being bald, then you shave Yamazaki..." Even though he had not learned any theory of evolution, Jushiro Hijikata still relied on experience to notice something was wrong.
"So Mr. Hijikata, you really don't understand..." But this didn't bother Sougo Doma: "Didn't I say it? Hair is a waste product that seizes brain nutrition. If this is the case, then shaving your hair in advance is not a problem. Is it the same as giving the brain adequate nutrition from the beginning? This is the so-called shortcut..."
"Can we take shortcuts to become stronger!?" Jushiro Hijikata was indeed fooled again.
"Of course..." Sougo Tsuchima was quite proud of this: "Since we know that the hair on the body will only absorb useful nutrients, wouldn't it be better to remove it from the beginning? This is like doing a math problem. From When 1 is added to 100, stupid people will add it one by one, and smart people can solve the problem with a formula... If Yamazaki was willing to let me shave my hair instead of leaving Nakanojo, he might be better than Hijikata now Sir, you are still strong."
"Si..." Hearing this, Jushiro Hijikata clenched his fists subconsciously, and the unfinished cigarette in his hand was extinguished, so that he could no longer see that it was smoke. Can Yamazaki be stronger than him?
What a joke! ? It's just Yamazaki...but Sougo's words sound quite reasonable. The most important thing is that the shiny bald head can't deceive anyone!
If you become bald as you become stronger, wouldn't it be more effective if you were bald from the beginning? If that's the case, then Yamazaki... Damn it, if that guy Yamazaki becomes stronger than him, the deputy commander, how can he convince the public?
Fortunately, fortunately, Yamazaki didn't...
"Mr. Hijikata, why are you so excited?" Just as Jushiro Hijikata started brainstorming, Sougo Hijikata was pursuing the victory.
"Eh? I, do I look excited? Ha, ha, ha, how, how is it possible..."
"Did I misunderstand?" Sougo Doma tilted his head: "However, since Mr. Hijikata has started to lose his hair, should we take a shortcut?" But it's okay that he didn't tilt his head. Tilting his head, Hiratsuka Shizuya saw a wrinkle under Sougo Doma's bright bald head... Hijikata Jushiro: "..." Go, what does it mean to take a shortcut?
No, you won’t ask him to shave his hair right now, right? Although he will always become bald when he becomes stronger, if he were asked to shave off his hair now - it would still be hard to accept!
At the very least, let his hair stay with him for a little longer before it falls out! ? No, it wasn't for this reason. How could he, the dignified deputy commander, care about such a trivial matter as his hair? He should have said, "Hey, Sougo, I don't think shortcuts should be taken to become stronger..."
"Why?" Halfway through his words, Sougo Toma asked.
"Puzzled" said.
"A strong person should be down-to-earth and work his way to the top step by step!"
"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Tsuchima shook his index finger again: "I think whether it's better to keep our feet on the ground or take shortcuts, we will end up on the same path in the end. However, Mr. Hijikata has already started to lose his hair. Even if he doesn't take shortcuts, he will be bald. It all happened in the past two years..." Speaking of this, Sougo Doma gave the other party a look of comfort that I am not alone in my path.
Hijikata Jūshirō: "..." Ha, haha, does that mean that in a year or two he will become like Sougo and travel with a shiny bald head?
What a joke! ? By the way, is Sougo's look comforting or encouraging, or is it gloating?
It must be gloating, right? After the other party became bald, he thought about making Yamazaki bald too. Now that he is about to follow in his footsteps, how could this kid take pleasure in his misfortune?
Otherwise, he will stop practicing swordsmanship? Anyway, there are no opponents... But just when Hijikata Jushiro was about to convince himself to give up his practice, Sougo Tsuchima said: "However, other people in the gym can take this shortcut."
"Others?" Jushiro Hijikata was frightened. Could it be that...
"Ah..." Sougo Tsuchima nodded: "I just realized everyone's desire to become stronger today. Instead of letting them go down the wrong road, it's better for me to guide them on the right and convenient road. ..." Hijikata Jūshirō: "..." Ha, haha... If Sougo speaks like he does now, those idiots in the group will definitely make the decision to shave their heads!
There's no way, why are those guys so stupid that they can even dress up as women and have sex?