Chapter 1505 I Tell You About the Pain, but You Just Stare at the Hemorrhoids...

Maybe only the Kondo team members know how terrifying Hijikata’s special cuisine is, right? That's food that can make a person's sanity plummet. It reminds me of the first time they had dinner with the deputy chief.

"That's dog food!"

"Eyes, my eyes!"

"vomit!"

"White, sticky, ha, ha, ha, why is the food covered with that indescribable thing?"

"Let me go, please let me go. Even if I starve to death and jump off the Kondo team's wall and fall to my death, I don't want to eat with the deputy chief!"... It's so terrifying!

Even one of the reasons Sougo Doma wants to kill Hijikata is that he turned the food into dog food. Bah, it should be said that it is food that even dogs will not eat!

In other words, after being together with Hijikata for a long time, the team members gradually became accustomed to his cooking. It should be said that everyone is used to not looking at the deputy commander when eating. If one day they see each other's food, it is guaranteed to be that day. They all have no appetite. As a violent group, the Kondo Group consumes far more energy than ordinary people every day. If there is no appetite all day long, will anyone still be there?

.qqxsnew Hey... Deputy Chief Hijikata is good in other places. Even though he gave them strict training, everyone was convinced. The only thing is that he didn't realize that not everyone likes to eat mayonnaise. Even... a Kondo team member who did not want to be named once cried: "The deputy commander is not a human being. He, he actually poured two whole bottles of mayonnaise into my favorite instant noodles. A bowl of instant noodles cost two A bottle of mayonnaise! Then who the hell can eat it? Well, that doesn’t seem accurate enough. I should say, except the deputy commander, who can eat it!” The members of the Kondo team, including Sougo Doma, all I personally thought that no one could still have an appetite when Deputy Chief Hijikata was eating, but what they saw today, that Dongcheng actually wanted to eat at the same table as the Vice Chief, this... the Vice Chief would definitely give him a meal a lesson!

While the team members were complaining, the two people in front of the dining table seemed to have a tacit understanding. They stretched out their hands at the same time and took a large bowl of fried rice into their hands.

However, to the surprise of Kondo's team members, before their deputy commander took out the mayonnaise, Tojo took out several bottles of hot sauce from his arms. In response, Hijikata Jushiro also raised his head: "If it's spicy, it's on the table."

"Tsk tsk..." Dongcheng, who took out the chili sauce, shook his head: "Qiweixin is said to be chili pepper, but in fact it is just a little seasoning. The sweetness in it can even cover up the spiciness..." As he said, At the same time, he opened all the chili sauce he took out from his arms, and then poured it all over the rice: "Compared with the seven-flavored spicy sauce, my deviled chili sauce from the country of bullfighting can perfectly interpret what spicy is. Just add ten or so Drops, it’s comparable to a whole bottle of Shichimixin..." Jushiro Hijikata: "..." Then why the hell did you pour so much?

Members of the Kondo team: "..."!!!∑ノThey actually saw another dish that made people crazy before the deputy chief took out the dog food. The seven-flavored spicy food is already spicy enough, the devil of the bullfighting country chili sauce?

Is this food human beings can eat? I'm afraid it's not from hell! Shinomiya Kariya smiled brightly. This guy Dongcheng started. He only became interested in the other party after seeing the food he ate. After investigating the other party's experience, he offered a high price to invite the other party to be a chef on the spot. At that time, no one was optimistic about his decision, but the past facts have proved that the high price he offered was completely okay. After all: "Sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, some people say these are the five flavors in the world..." Dongcheng fell to one side. With the remaining chili sauce, he said: "This is actually wrong. Spicy is not a taste, but a pain. Being beaten will hurt, being stabbed with a knife will hurt, being shot will hurt, even for some first time." It will also hurt, and spicy food will give people the same pain..."

"Huh?" Hijikata Jushiro asked doubtfully.

"There are so many kinds of pain in life, so human beings cannot live without the sense of pain..." Dongcheng continued: "But most people are afraid of pain, but I am not afraid!" Jushiro Hijikata: "..." This guy Isn't it just shaking m?

"I enjoy pain, experience pain, and even crave pain!" It's really a tremor! Hijikata Jushiro was ashamed.

"I once fought against five in the Jade Dragon Flag battle, even though the fifth player was the opponent's general, even though my wrist was swollen and painful because I wielded the sword too much..." Dongcheng continued.

Sougo should face this kind of trembling!

"But the pain still can't stop me from winning the championship..." Dongcheng finally poured the last drop of chili sauce into the rice: "Because I have long been accustomed to pain, even if it is as spicy as the devil, even if eating it will make me feel like being poisoned , even if it makes my mouth feel numb, I will still eat every meal!"

"Hey..." Jushiro Hijikata said subconsciously: "Is your... ooxx okay?" Don't talk about him, even the members of the Kondo team admired him when they looked at him, and even looked at him with respect. idol - if everyone is not looking behind him, after all, only true warriors dare to face the exploding flower... ox gate.

at the same time.

"Crack!" Dongcheng, who was giving a speech enthusiastically, froze, and veins appeared on his forehead, like a # character: "Hijikata-dono, I am talking to you about a painful topic..."

"Keju...ooxx is also painful, right?"

"It won't hurt!"

"How is it possible?" Jushiro Hijikata was surprised: "You won't get hemorrhoids?"

"Who told you about hemorrhoids!" Dongcheng roared: "I am telling you the philosophy of pain, pain, pain! Why do you think of hemorrhoids!"

"It hurts because of hemorrhoids..."

"Stop mentioning hemorrhoids!" Dongcheng roared as before: "Why can't you think about other pains? Besides, this is just a reference, it is the reference for pain represented by pepper..."

"But if you eat too much chili pepper, you will have a high chance of getting hemorrhoids..." Jushiro Hijikata glanced at him: "Hey Duo, you won't get it, so you're so nervous, right?"

"How is that possible?" Dongcheng subconsciously clenched his fists. The bottle that had been unable to take out the pepper was squeezed like this, and a few more drops fell down: "Stop worrying about hemorrhoids or not, Hijikata-dono, you can't think Want something else? If I can eat so much Chili Sauce in one meal, shouldn’t the most important thing I should pay attention to is my tolerance for pain?”

"Hey, even if you like spicy food, if you eat too much chili pepper, you will really get hemorrhoids..."

"Stop mentioning hemorrhoids!" Before Hijikata could finish his words, Toucheng wanted to hold his head and roar, but fortunately he held back: "Ha, haha... Hijikata, Sir Hijikata, you seem to have said something wrong again. It’s over!”

"Huh?" Hijikata Jushiro was startled. What did he say wrong? Eating too much chili pepper has the risk of getting hemorrhoids. By the way, if this guy is so excited, he must have mentioned the other person's privacy, right?

So... what is it that Dongcheng really has hemorrhoids? It’s no wonder, given the amount of chili pepper, he might not be able to eat it even if Sougo, that bastard, came to eat it!

However, Hijikata Jushiro said quietly in his heart: "I still used Sougo's routine!"