Chapter 1517 Kasumigaoka Shiyu Believed It
"Has such a thing ever happened?" Faced with everyone's gazes and expressions that wanted to complain, Sougo Toma was very surprised.
"Surprised" said.
"Stop pretending to be stupid..." Jushiro Hijikata finally stopped stealing the tax. Sougo's method of forcibly changing the subject really made him tired: "Miss Shinomiya talks about you every day..."
"You talk about me every day?" Sougo Tsuchima said again
"Shocked": "I told you that guy was interested in me, and I knew he was an old scumbag at first glance. Originally, I wanted to change her to Daping to warm her up, but now it seems that I should stop this Marriage is the right thing to do. Hey, are all the people in the Hijikata family senile? They would actually agree to marry a scumbag like this... Wait, speaking of which, it's not convenient for me to go back now. Mr. Hijikata, it's up to you! "
"Eh?"
"Judging from the current situation, you and I are the only ones who know Shinomiya Kaguya's scumbag nature..." Before Hijikata Jushiro finished being confused, Sougo Tsuchima had already deceived him and said: "Don't you think it's up to you? Is it most appropriate to inform the people of the Tsuchima family? If you don't come forward, Mr. Hijikata... Who can you expect to stop this marriage? In this case, won't my poor Ou Doudou have to be scumbag? "
"Please bean sack!" Jushiro Hijikata said anxiously: "I already told you that the marriage partner is not Dahei, but you..."
"Do you think I would do the same thing?" Sougo Toma said disapprovingly: "Knowing that the other party is a scumbag..."
"Ahem..." If nothing else, Hijikata Jushiro was ashamed of himself for his confidence. However, he coughed twice to stop a certain Sougo from making a shameless declaration: "Sougo, don't you think Shi The reason why Miss Miya always talks about you is actually because she is tired of... I want to beat you but I can't?" It has to be said that Hijikata still considered the words he chose and did not use too extreme words, for example, Disgusted, disgusted, disgusted... Kasumigaoka Shiu: "..." For some reason, she actually felt that she could understand Shinomiya Kaguya's mood. Thinking about Yukinoshita, thinking about Natsukawa, and then thinking about it... …
"Haha..." Sougo Toma just sneered: "If this is the case, would she still let people come to propose marriage?"
"Don't you think that the other party is just like you and has no knowledge of this matter?" Hijikata Jushiro reminded.
Thousands of people
"..." This damn bastard Hijikata can't speak without being slapped in the face, right? How could he not know that the other party didn't know anything at all?
But what does this have to do with him? In short, the incident started because of the other party, so is there a problem in putting the blame on the other party?
If you think about it carefully, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!
"That is to say, Mr. Hijikata thinks that the other party is not a scumbag? Since the other party is not a scumbag, then there is no problem in marrying Dahei, right?" Since the way to pass the blame to Shinomiya Kaguya has been blocked by Hijikata, Sougo Toma could only push his stupid Oudou out again and hit it.
"Hey, hey, I told you that the person designated by the Shinomiya family for marriage is you, Sougo..." Well, Hijikata was right as he thought. Sougo is indeed not interested in marriage, but this can't be done. This became the reason for him to find Daping as the scapegoat.
"But isn't this kind of thing just a matter of fooling around?" However, this does not trouble Sougo Toma: "For example, if I change my name to Daping, and Daping changes his name to Sougo, then we will marry Sougo. Isn’t it the same as marrying Daping? Thinking about it this way, isn’t there anything wrong with it?”
"It's only when there's nothing wrong that there's a ghost!" Tu Fang Shicao couldn't hold back anymore: "After all, how are we going to fool this?"
"Actually, I have two hamsters, one named Hamujiro Toma and one named Hamsaburo Doma. Mr. Hijikata, if I change the name of one of the hamsters to Sougo..." Mr. Toma Satoru thought seriously.
"This is no longer a fool!" Tu Fang Shicao said: "Even the species has changed. Do you really think that the Shinomiya family are fools?"
"No..." Sougo Toma shook his head: "I mean, let the other party come into contact with the hamster first..."
"Who would marry a hamster? No, a blind date!" Kasumigaoka Shiu: "..." Well, if it weren't for this gentleman named Hijikata, I'm afraid she would be the one who turned into a grudge now, but Sougo-kun is Sure enough, he is a big liar. He and this earthly guy obviously seem to have a good relationship, but when it comes to each other, emmm...could this be the friendship between boys that Xiao Mi said?
"Mr. Hijikata, wait until I finish. This is another application of the gap effect..." Regarding the doubts, Sougo Hijikata certainly had his own explanation: "First let the other party think that the hamster is fooling people, and then If I, played by Dahira, are arranged to take action, wouldn't it be possible to complete the transition between species in minutes... Think about it, given the premise of such a large span from animals to humans, under such a strong contrast, who would care? Is it Ohira or Sougo?”
"No, no..." In response, Hijikata Jushiro could only feel ashamed: "This will only make the other person feel humiliated, right?" Kasumigaoka Shiu: "..." Even if the other person seems to be someone she has never met.
"Enemy", but after listening to Sougo-kun's words, she actually felt that what Hijikata said was quite reasonable. If the person she was dating turned into a hamster, well, although she didn't have to go on a blind date, as a woman, she would still be a hamster. The eldest lady who had never seen her felt miserable. Just thinking about that scene would make you realize how unpopular she was, right?
"But Mr. Hijikata Hijikata just said that the other party wanted to beat me..." Sougo Tsuchima said disapprovingly again: "In this case, the other party can be regarded as an enemy, right? Or a cunning enemy... …”
"cunning?"
"Ah, the other party must be unhappy with me and can't do anything to me, so he wants to retaliate against me by marrying me. Sure enough, the easiest way for a girl to retaliate against a boy is to become a family with him..."
"But I also said that the other party didn't know..."
"If you put it that way, it's the conspiracy of Commander Shinomiya!" Before Jushiro Hijikata could finish his argument, Sougo Tsuchima had a look on his face.
"Dawu" said: "The other party is indeed an old fox. He can come up with such a vicious strategy like marrying off his daughter. I thought no one but me could understand this trick. Unexpectedly, I still underestimated everyone in the world... ..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..." How on earth is this vicious?
She clearly felt that Sougo-kun was talking nonsense, but with the fearful look on his face, could it be that this was really some vicious strategy?
If not, how could the Shinomiya family think of finding a marriage alliance with Sougo-kun?
"Sougo..." While her thoughts were swirling, Hijikata Jushiro took a deep puff of his cigarette first, and then said: "Actually, what I just wanted to say, who would cheat someone by marrying their daughter off? A trick? This is called marriage, and no one understands it except you. Do you think marrying Xiao Mi to someone else is cheating? "
"..." After hearing this, Sougo Tsuchima was silent for a long time, and then he said with a serious face: "I can only solemnly promise that I will never use Xiaomi easily!" Jushiro Hijikata: "..." You are special Is this making excuses for his sister-in-law?
You have never thought about marrying off Xiao Mi, right?
"S..." If Kasumigaoka Shiyu just made a guess, she believed it after hearing Sougo-kun mention Xiaomi!