Chapter 945 Yukinoshita Yukino Is Not a Wishing Machine
The next day, after school.
Private Toyozaki, service room.
"Dong dong dong..." There was a knock on the door. Yukinoshita Yukino, who was sitting in the activity room and looking at the library, raised her head. Before she could speak, the door of the activity room had been pushed open. Man, the second lady was stunned...
While she was in a daze, the visitor chuckled and said: "I heard from Mr. Hiratsuka that wishes can come true here, similar to summoning a divine dragon by gathering seven balls. I didn't expect that the divine dragon is still female..."
"Sougo Souma! What nonsense are you talking about? What a dragon, what a female? Are your evil thoughts so bad that they start to affect the brain and cause it to have inexplicable fantasies?" Yukinoshita Yukino gritted his teeth.
"Isn't it a bad term to call a female? Then change it to a female dragon..." Sougo Toma tilted his head.
"..." Calm down, calm down. This guy is just irritating himself with words. Yukinoshita Yukino comforted herself in silence: "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand your guy's thinking. If you are here to cause trouble..."
"No, I'm here to make a wish. Mother Dragon, please fulfill my wish!" Sougo Toma looked pious.
"If necessary, I can help you contact the mental hospital." Yukinoshita Yukino said expressionlessly as she gradually regained her rhythm.
"Is it really possible? Can you send me in? To be honest, since I was on the blacklist of major mental hospitals in Tokyo, every time I want to go for a review, I will be rejected by the mental hospital..." Sougo Doma He readily agreed to the other party's proposal.
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
What is the blacklist of major mental hospitals in Tokyo? Are she and him communicating in the same language? etc……
What the hell is a review? Could it be that……
Before the second lady could make any guesses, Sougo Doma raised his chest and raised his head, pointed his index finger at the ceiling, and said proudly: "I forgot to explain that I am mentally ill, and the doctor even issued a certificate..."
"There's nothing to be proud of in this kind of thing!" Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't hold back after all, and turned into a complainer again.
"I am cooperating with you, Mother Dragon. Please send me to a mental hospital and keep me away from this noisy world..." Sougo Tsuchima made a wish.
"That's enough!" Yukinoshita Yukino closed the library book in her hand: "I don't have time to fool around with you..."
"Who is fooling around? It was Mr. Hiratsuka who said that wishes can come true here, just like summoning a divine dragon..." Sougo Tsuchima reiterated again.
"So what the hell is Shenron!" Yukinoshita Yukino roared.
"Yukishita..." This made Sougo Tsuchima hesitate: "You don't know what Shenron is, do you?"
"Why do I have to know?"
"What about Fatty Blue?" Sougo Toma couldn't bear it.
"So, Shenron is a future item in your pocket?" Yukinoshita Yukino tilted her head.
"Huh..." This answer made Sougo Doma feel relieved: "It's okay to know Fatty Blue. Although he guessed wrong, it's not that scary. I just thought...ahem, I have traveled through time again, this In this era, there are still high school students who don’t know about the existence of Shenron. Even Hiratsuka-sensei would use Shenron as an analogy, but you are not even as good as Hiratsuka-sensei..."
"So what exactly is a dragon?"
"It is said that a wish-making tool can be summoned by gathering seven beads..." Sougo Toma replied instantly.
"I don't remember such a legend in this country..."
"Huh..." Sougo Toma said sympathetically: "This is a legend that everyone knows. If you don't believe it, ask others. If you can't find someone to ask, then ask Yangno, she must also know... "
"..." Yukinoshita Yukino heard this and inadvertently squeezed the library book in her hand: "You don't have to worry about this..."
"But if you don't even know what Shenron's responsibilities are? Then how can I make a wish to you?" Sougo Tsuchima tilted his head.
"Sorry, this is not a place to help people realize their wishes. The purpose of the service department..." Yukinoshita Yukino smiled, although the word # was written all over her forehead.
"Ah, I don't know about Shenron, but do you know about Aladdin's magic lamp? Just like the genie of the magic lamp..." But before she was halfway through her words, Sougo Doma took over and said, "Female genie, Please grant my wish..."
"Can you listen carefully to what people say? This is not a place to help people realize their wishes. The purpose of the service department is to teach people how to fish rather than teach people..." The fake smile on Yukinoshita Yukino's face can no longer be maintained. .
"Female elf, I've talked too much and I'm so thirsty. Can you make me a cup of tea first? This is my first wish. I have two wishes left and I have to think about it..." Before she could say anything else By the end, Sougo Tsuchima had already begun to make wishes.
"boom!"
This is the sound of the library hitting the table.
"There's no tea here either..." Yukinoshita Yukino gritted her teeth.
"Yukishoshita-san, please maintain your image of not lying..." Sougo Doma pointed at the tea cup on the other party's table and said, "Obviously I drank so leisurely, but let the guests watch, it's just a matter of social etiquette. The words have already come to fruition."
"Huh..." Yukinoshita Yukino took a deep breath, then gritted her teeth again and said: "There are no extra teacups!"
"Uh, I don't mind..." Tujian is considerate and enlightened.
"I mind!" Yukinoshita roared, Yukino.
"Then prepare a few more teacups. It's a trial opening now. If you have customers in the future, you will be like this now and let the customers watch you drink tea. Do you know what the service industry is? You are the only one." With this kind of service attitude, this store will be closed down sooner or later by you..." Toma, the supervisor of Fangfang, Sougo.
"Hug, I'm sorry..." Affected by someone's work-like attitude, Yukinoshita Yukino said subconsciously: "I will pay attention to this problem and correct it..."
Speaking of this, the second lady was stunned. Wait, when did the service department become a service industry? And if it goes bankrupt or something, isn’t she running a school club?
"Sougo Toma! What are you going to do..." Although Yukinoshita Yukino's voice was still cold or angry, Sougo Toma could still hear her grievances from her tone.
this……
What a joy!
"I'm here to make a wish. I said it as soon as I came in!" Sougo Sougo, who was becoming more and more happy, smiled even brighter.
"So I'm not saying that this is not a place to help people realize their wishes. The purpose of the service department's help has always been to teach people how to fish rather than teach them how to fish. Even if there are real difficulties, I will only give suggestions or help. Really Whatever you want, just work hard!" Yukinoshita Yukino finally finished her words in one breath.
"Is that so? Then I want to see how hard Yukinoshita Yukino tries to imitate meowing like a cat? Please give me some advice or help..." Toma trembled, Sougo's face was bright.
Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."
# ^_^
"Let's talk about making wishes, shall we? Can we drink black tea? The kind with sulfuric acid..."