Chapter 217: Calculating Zhunti! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"If you are short of money, I can lend you some."

Zhou Ruotong looked Li Yu up and down and found that this guy's thoughts were really unpredictable. He didn't even say where the information came from, but he actually had the idea of ​​cracking the oracle bone script again.

Do you really think that if you point to an oracle bone inscription and say the pronunciation there, people will give you money on the spot?

This requires writing one or even several very rigorous papers, and it also needs to be repeatedly verified by national experts to confirm that the pronunciation is correct and the words are meaningful.

Since the collection was launched in 2016, the Museum of Writing has cracked less than five oracle bone inscriptions.

Is it because everyone doesn’t want to make this money?

No, it’s too difficult. People who can make this kind of money don’t value the 100,000 yuan at all, and people who want to make this kind of money have no clue at all.

The wool in the museum is indeed not that easy to collect... Li Yu didn't expect it to be so troublesome, so he asked:

"If I tell you the pronunciation and interpretation of all oracle bones, how long will it take you to get the money?"

You are quite persistent... Zhou Ruotong said:

"Even if I know everything, there are thousands of words in Oracle, and each word will take several years to verify. Many people will question it, and it will need to be explained and discussed over and over again... Nowadays, many experts in the academic circle, let It’s a little difficult for them to produce results, but they are very good at finding trouble to stumble.”

When Li Yu heard this, he completely gave up on making extra money:

"Forget it, then I won't worry about this anymore."

Zhou Ruotong smiled softly:

"You seem very determined... Then please translate the words on this picture for me."

She casually handed a few pictures of oracle bones to Li Yu, wanting to hear what Smelly Cat had to say.

Li Yu saw the inscription on Simu Wuding and imitated the tone of an expert professor and said:

"This is called Si Wu Fei Ding. The traditional pronunciation is wrong. Si means special. It is a tripod dedicated to worship Concubine Wu. If you don't pronounce the suffix, the character after it will not have the initials."

Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Have countless experts gotten it wrong over the years?

She stared at this mysterious guy with great interest, making Li Yu feel scared:

"Don't try to use a honey trap on me, I won't say anything."

"What a beautiful thought!"

Beauty Zhou glanced at Stinky Maomao, and instead of asking about Oracle, she talked about lunch:

"A new Cantonese-style tea restaurant has opened nearby. Let's go there for lunch. I'll treat you. Thank you for providing me with information... Don't worry, I will abide by our agreement and won't reveal a word."

Since it is Smelly Cat's secret, then don't ask and don't embarrass him.

Hearing the words "I'm treating you", Li Yu immediately became interested:

"Since you sincerely invite me, I will reluctantly give you a chance to show off..."

He wanted to say a few more words, but he noticed that someone's eyes were a little murderous, so he quickly picked up the Rubik's Cube on the table and started competing, not giving Professor Zhou a chance to get angry.

Bad guy, I will be pissed off by you sooner or later... Zhou Ruotong picked up the information and read it carefully. When he encountered a problem that he didn't understand, he even called experts in this field and asked insinuating questions.

It wasn't until noon that her busy work came to an end.

"Stop torturing my Rubik's Cube, let's go and eat!"

After some fiddling with Li Yu, the Rubik's Cube was once again messed up into a QR code. Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but laugh. It was really not easy to figure out such a mess.

It's finally time to eat... Li Yu put down the Rubik's Cube, waited for Zhou Ruotong to put the information back into the portfolio, and walked out of the office.

This information was so precious that she planned to send it home first to prevent anyone from coming to the office to dig it out.

The two went downstairs, and Li Yu drove Zhou Ruotong back to Guanlan Mingshu Community first, and then went straight to the newly opened Cantonese tea restaurant.

After sitting down, Zhou Ruotong was busy chatting with his fourth uncle Zhou Binghou and handed the menu directly to Li Yu:

"Come on, have some. If it's delicious, I'll charge a card later and you can pay the bill later."

Darling, you have been telling me what I like to hear today. Aren't you afraid that I will be proud?

Li Yu quickly ordered delicacies such as pork ribs, chicken feet, siomai, lotus leaf chicken, durian cake, shrimp dumplings, golden tripe, crispy roasted pork, dry-fried beef river and other delicacies, and also ordered a pot of monk fruit.

When the food came, Zhou Ruotong put away his phone and tasted the pork ribs with black bean sauce:

"It feels okay, it tastes better than expected... My fourth uncle said he would come to the B&B when he is not busy. Then you can reserve a suite for me in advance."

"No problem, Professor Zhou's elders are always welcome to visit the B&B."

Zhou Ruotong was already immune to this guy's poverty:

"If you're not busy, please teach me how to read oracle bone inscriptions. I can barely understand many of the words. Since you understand, I'll learn from you... Do I have to pay tuition?"

"No, just think of it as payment for keeping my secret."

Li Yu waved his hands generously, as if he had made a big concession. With such a hateful expression, Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but kick him under the table.

After the meal, Li Yu packed up the uneaten snacks and all the delicacies in the store before carrying them to the front desk.

Well, since we have a treat, we have to bring some to the guests at the B&B to see if they like the Cantonese refreshments.

Zhou Ruotong applied for a membership card, filled it with ten thousand yuan, and then handed the card to Li Yu:

"Just take it and come over next time you want to eat."

I just like the way Professor Zhou gives the card, it’s beautiful and sassy!

Driving to the archaeological team, Li Yu watched the long-legged beauty go upstairs, then turned the car and returned to the B&B.

Before reaching the gate, I saw Diao Chan sitting outside the door, holding her chin in her hands, looking as cute as she wanted.

When Li Yu parked the car, this girl couldn't wait to come over:

"Sister Zhou said you packed a lot of delicious food, can I try it?"

"Of course you can, I just packed it for you."

Li Yu opened the car door, took out all the food, followed her to the restaurant, and opened all the delicacies. Unexpectedly, the little girl only liked sweets such as durian cakes, and had little interest in chicken feet and ribs.

Just when Li Yu was about to shake him off, Lu Bu led Zi Shou into the restaurant:

"Xiandi, Zishou said he hasn't eaten yet...there are so many delicious foods?"

When Diao Chan saw Lu Bu and the legendary King Zhou coming, she took the lunch box, picked some at random, and went to the living room to chat with Xiu He, Xiao Ju and the others.

After the girl left, Lu Bu and Zi Shou became more relaxed. They didn't even use chopsticks and started eating directly.

Li Yu was worried that the two had finished showing off, so he specially selected some snacks and brought them to the warehouse for Liu Guanzhang to taste.

After he left, Zishou asked in a low voice:

"Who was that woman just now?"

Lu Bu said nonsensically:

"She is the second wife of my brother Li Xian. Next time you see her, just call her second wife."

Zi Shou bit off most of the barbecued pork bun:

"Second Master Wife? Is there also a First Master Wife?"

"Of course, the master's mother has a cold temperament. She only pretends to be angry with Li Xiandi, and occasionally acts coquettishly... It's a pity that I am not one of those poor poets, otherwise I would have written poems to praise these lovers."

Zi Shou was confused and confused:

"But Uncle Liu Huang told me that monogamy is popular in the real world."

Lu Bu opened a portion of lotus leaf chicken and asked with hatred:

"How many wives do you have?"

"Three..."

"How many wives do you think Xuande has? Five!"

Seeing the shock in Zi Shou's eyes, Lu Bu nodded with satisfaction:

"Don't you think it's ridiculous that a man who has married five wives actually talks about monogamy to you? Let me tell you the truth. Everyone who comes to the B&B needs to offer a beautiful woman to me, Brother Li Xian. This is the rule, don't forget."

Zi Shou: "..."

Why do I feel like you went full circle just to say this?

The two of them ate up the rest of the refreshments in a hurry. If Lu Bu hadn't stopped him, Zi Shou almost showed off the lotus leaves on the outside of the lotus leaf chicken.

After eating and drinking, the two packed up the packing boxes and threw them into the trash can, then strolled back to the warehouse.

Zi Shou saw a dozen cars filled with sundries in the warehouse. He looked at them curiously, then took out a long gun from it, tried the blade, and praised:

"They are all magical weapons that have not been seen in a century. Whose item is this?"

Liu Bei, who was reading, raised his head and replied:

"Marshal Yue's. What do you think of these weapons?"

For an emperor who used bronze weapons all year round, he naturally liked them, especially steel weapons, which were comparable to the magic weapons of the Immortal family in the Shang Dynasty.

Lu Bu was also studying the things on these cars, and generously promised his son:

"If you like it, I will go back and bring you some weapons that have been eliminated by the state army... But now that you are singing and dancing in peace, there is no war, so you basically don't need any weapons."

The turning point in the world of Fengshen was the incense burning in Nuwa Palace two years later.

Before that, Zi Shou had always behaved like a wise king. Ever since the wind blew when he was putting incense, he began to become stupid and cruel step by step, committing all sorts of grievous deaths, and it took him twenty-eight years to finish.

"If we can use new weapons, our Dashang army will be even more invincible and invincible!"

Zi Shou saluted Lu Bu and saw him pulling one of the carts. He quickly walked over to help. Only then did he realize that the cart was full of pots and pans, especially the iron pots, which were actually cracked.

Lu Bu clicked his tongue and said:

"Bandits are bandits. A good iron pot can cause such a disaster. It is also a talent... By the way, Zishou, have you started using the iron pot I prepared for you last time?"

Two days ago, Li Yu went to order a large iron pot for the Bingzhou Army, and bought some small pots by the way. He gave Zishou a dozen of them, allowing him to enter the Iron Age early.

"The grand master took them all away before they were even used. He said those pots could be used as excellent weapons and were too wasteful for cooking..."

As soon as the iron pot was brought to the World of Fengshen, King Zhou's children's shoes had not had time to show off. Grand Master Wen Zhong came, inspected it, confiscated everything, and prepared to melt it and make it into a weapon.

Compared with bronze, iron is significantly higher in terms of sharpness and durability.

Hearing this, Lu Bu remembered that he had just brought the toilet paper back. Jia Xu's reaction was very similar to that of Grand Master Wen Zhong. They both thought it was a waste and could not be used.

But now, Lao Jia never lacks toilet paper in his bag. After getting used to modern civilized life, it is difficult for him to adapt to toilet paper.

While they were chatting, Li Yu walked in.

Zi Shou thought of business and hurriedly walked over and bowed to ask:

"Sir, my wife, Queen Jiang, felt something in her heart last night and wanted to take her two children to Nuwa Palace to meet her. I don't know if this is a hint from heaven or a hint from the empress, so I came here to ask."

Going to Nuwa Palace?

I really need to ask about this.

With this question in mind, Li Yu strolled to the scenic spot and asked about the hint from the empress. Just as he was about to go back and tell Zishou, the empress suddenly reminded:

"Zi Shou frequently comes in and out of the real world. Yuan Shi and others may have noticed it. If there is something strange in the items Zi Shou sent, remember to bring them over for me to check, so as not to let those saints get in."

Come over?

Li Yu is not worried about this:

"What can they do here? They can chat all day long at most, but they may not be able to scold me. Moreover, in real society, there must be statues of their gods... I think you can take the initiative to reveal this secret and make sure it is mentioned. Don’t be fooled.”

If Zhunti cuts off his own sword and sends part of his body over, then his realm will be reduced a bit, and the difficulty of encirclement and killing will naturally be reduced a lot.

As for the things you brought over, just destroy them in the living room.

No matter what the material is, it can be completely destroyed if it is operated in front of Uncle Pangu.

Even if it doesn't work, he can just throw it into the sewer and flush it away. Unless he can regard the septic tank as his idol, he will not be able to get in touch with the real world until he transforms into the Dao.

Of course, as far as his suspicious character is concerned, there is a high probability that he will not believe this.

Nuwa said speechlessly:

"You brat, where do you get all these weird ideas? If I can get part of Zhunti's body, I can directly extract some of the negative emotions from Abi Hell and wrap them up for refining. It will be better than your method."

Li Yu patted his thigh:

"This is a good idea, I think you can try it."

Zhunti might not believe what the empress said, but if there were these in Zi Shou's memory, Zhunti would definitely give it a try.

Well, find an opportunity to have everyone talk about this topic intentionally, and then tell Zi Shou the saint's method of approaching the real world, and ask him to keep it strictly confidential to deepen the impression.

When the story of becoming a god officially begins, his memory will probably be reviewed by saints several times a day. If Zhunti is interested in the real world, the opportunity will come!

Hum, as long as you get the original body of Zhunti, you can open up your imagination and use it to your heart's content.

Nuwa sighed quietly:

"You have no magic power. I thought you would be scared when facing a saint, but you actually dared to take the initiative to plot... Since you are interested, just play whatever you want. No matter what the mess is, I will help you clean it up."

Um?

Old mother, it’s wrong for you to pamper your children so much!

But if you pamper me... then it's okay, please increase your efforts!

The two of them discussed the plan, and Li Yu returned to the B&B, not forgetting to buy several bunches of candied haws of different flavors for Diao Chan on the way.

After returning to the B&B and giving the food to the little girl, Li Yu came to the warehouse and said to Zi Shou:

"You can go, it's your arrangement... If you have similar matters in the future, you can come and ask me. Don't feel troublesome."

"Students take orders!"

Seeing the giant-like King Zhou salute him, Li Yu felt a little uncomfortable.

Seeing that Lu Bu still couldn't let go of the objects Yue Fei had brought, he couldn't help but laugh and said:

"Why are you like Guiying? You want to do anything?"

Lu Bu smiled:

"I'm just curious about what the bandits of the Song Dynasty had... What are you going to eat tonight? I don't think Zi Shou has any intention of leaving, so I might as well not go back. I'll bear the pain and stay with you."

Are you afraid that Lao Jia will force you to study?

Li Yu didn't criticize him. He looked at the arrangements in the B&B staff group and said:

"Steamed pork buns with soy sauce tonight. If you stay, I'll make more noodles."

"Don't just make steamed buns, you can also make some fried noodles, meat dragons, thousand-layer cakes, etc... Of course, this is not what I want to eat, mainly because Zishou has never seen it before, so it's time to give him a taste. "

Lu Bu's high-sounding words made Liu Bei, who was reading a book, couldn't help but feel happy:

"I never thought that Fengxian would be such a cheerful person."

The dignified Marquis has actually become a joke. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?

In the evening, Li Yu came over with a large basket of sauced pork buns and set up a special kitchen in the warehouse. From now on, ordinary food such as fried noodles can be made here.

Zi Shou took two bites of each bun and ate about ten of them in one go. Only then did he taste that the fillings were dried beans and diced pork with soy sauce.

Lu Bu pinched the garlic cloves, held a porcelain basin, and ate the fried noodles with a splash, occasionally taking a bite of pork head meat and soy sauce beef. He was very particular about the combination of meat and vegetables.

After hanging around like this for a few days, Yue Fei, Lu Zhishen and others successfully arrived at Qilin Village, and Mu Guiying also escorted the prisoners back to Muke Village.

Qin Qiong came over and confirmed that Shan Xiongxin was living well there. He also killed a Liangshan scum and was very happy:

"It's a pity that no one in that world remembers Brother Shan Xian. Even if Brother Yu finds someone to share this happiness, he doesn't know who to tell."

If you are not an administrator, the price of leaving the world in the book is to be forgotten.

Not only Shan Xiongxin, but also people in the Three Kingdoms world have completely forgotten Liu Guanzhang, and even Zhao Yun does not remember Liu Shijun, who had a long talk with him.

Like a scumbag who took advantage of the situation, Lu Bu wrote several letters to Zhao Yun enthusiastically, not only asking about his welfare, but also giving him a bunch of modern items.

This poaching behavior earned Zhang Fei a scolding. But in Lu Bu's opinion, this was just a compliment that jumped over the wall.

"According to Zhao Yun's character, Gongsun Zan will definitely not change his family until he dies. Fortunately, I can afford to wait. When I return to Chang'an, I will issue an edict to the world's talents and give them a chance to accompany the great man to take off!"

Although Lu Bu was laughing and joking, his plan for the Three Kingdoms world has been implemented.

He even took some time out of his busy schedule to go to people's homes in Xingyang City to promote the Lishan Mother's faith, and took the initiative to help Master develop followers.

As for the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he did not let it go. He took Qin Qiong to persuade him for a long time, so that there was a temple of Lishan Mother in Beiping Mansion.

"Second brother, don't forget to inform that Li Shimin, let him also build a temple and develop his faith... My wise brother is right, if we don't occupy the high ground of faith, others will."

Except for the complicated world of gods that Zishou lives in, other worlds have begun to promote the belief of Mother Lishan.

Although it is relatively slow, it is a good thing to be able to advance. There is no need to pursue speed excessively, quality is the most important.

Lu Bu came to the B&B after work every day to hang out and play around for more than a week. Just when everyone thought he would continue playing, early on the weekend, this guy suddenly brought two exciting pieces of news:

"Nan Bo Wan: Cheng Lian found Xu Huang in Hedong and will arrive in Xingyang to meet us soon."

"Nan Bo Rabbit: Hulao Pass was breached, and a bunch of scattered princes poured into Luoyang... I'm going to prepare a romantic surprise for Ah Ma. Everyone, please wait for my good news!"