Chapter 233 Jia Xu: Don’t Make Me Lift the Table! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Guo Jia thinks he should go, and he can trick Li Ru into talking about it."

Good guy, when others encounter Hongmen Banquet, the first thing they think of is to stay away and ensure their own safety first.

Any reason for asking for sick leave, personal leave, cold, fever, headache or brain fever will do. Anyway, Li Ru has no mandatory orders, just invitations. He will push back a few days and kill Dong Zhuo.

Anyway, Lu Fengxian's filial piety has become famous recently, so he sent someone to give Li Ru some small gifts, saying that he could not drink alcohol during his filial piety, and he could also excuse him.

Unexpectedly, Guo Fengxiao, who likes to take an eccentric approach, actually figured out a way to go to the mountains with tigers, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains.

But the good thing about this method is that it can find out the details of Li Ru.

Maybe it was really just drinking and catching up on old times, nothing else.

After Lu Bu talked about Guo Jia's views, he also talked about the opinions of other counselors:

"Xun You thinks he shouldn't go, so he can just make up a reason and decline. The matter is serious and there is no need to take risks."

Now is the time to hold back your ultimate move. Dong Zhuo may be dead by the end of the month. It would be unwise to take risks at this time.

Although Xun You's army was in perfect harmony, he was actually a conservative person at heart. Especially now that there was no need to take such a risk. It was okay to drink normally. If he really ambushed five hundred swordsmen, how many of them could Lu Bu kill no matter how powerful he was?

"What did Zhong Yao say?"

"He suggested going, but with Dian Wei as a guard. With Dian Wei here, even if there is danger, the two of them will most likely be able to fight their way out."

I never expected that two cultural figures, Guo Jia and Zhong Yao, would be so passionate and adventurous.

On the contrary, Xun You, who was famous for his marching and fighting, was conservative.

All three counselors gave their opinions, and the next one was Lao Jia, the chief counselor.

"Mr. Wen He didn't recommend me to go at first, but after thinking about it for a while, he asked me to take Dian Wei, Xu Huang, Wei Xu, and Cheng Lian with me. Each person should bring a bag of explosives. If there is danger, light the explosives and throw them over. .Cao Xing gathered his cavalry in the camp. When he heard the explosion, he rushed over as soon as possible and crushed the Li Confucian family first!"

Li Ru probably never thought that just by inviting Lu Bu to his house for a drink, Jia Xu had even thought out a plan on how to destroy his whole family.

It is indeed the scariest thing for people who lack a sense of security to act.

In addition to tying down Li Ru's mansion, Jia Xu also made a series of follow-up arrangements, such as the two parties converging to kill Dong Zhuo as soon as possible, Zhong Yao drafted a declaration to kill Dong Zhuo, Liu Xie issued an edict, and Guo Jia's people all The city collected intelligence, and Xun You and the cavalry were responsible for the specific actions to kill Dong Zhuo...

As for Jia Xu himself, he will bring all his family members, including Cai Yong and Sun Facai, to the camp and command the Bingzhou army to take over Chang'an city defense as quickly as possible.

In addition, someone was sent to inform Zhang Liao and Xurong of Tongguan. One of them was sent to lead half of the troops back to Chang'an to defend Chang'an. Zhang Ji and Dong Cheng each led their troops to respond.

The young emperor Liu Xie then ordered Huangfu Song, who was stationed in Xiliang, to lead an army to directly attack Xiwu where Fan Chou was stationed. After obtaining food and money, he then sent his troops to defend Chang'an and forced Li Jue and Guo Si to surrender.

In short, if Li Ru dared to act recklessly this time, he would just flip the table and stop acting.

Although their own side was not ready, Dong Zhuo's side was even less prepared. They could not imagine that killing Lu Bu would have such a big chain reaction.

After listening to Jia Xu's plan, Li Yu once again felt so damn relieved to have him in his camp.

Others just touched the chess piece, and he has already calculated all the possibilities after twenty moves. As long as you dare to make a move, we dare to follow it.

"Be careful when you go there. If you really want to ambush five hundred swordsmen, how big of a room will you have?"

Although there are often plots in Three Kingdoms novels where people are invited to drink and five hundred swordsmen are ambushed in the back hall, in practice, it is very difficult.

How should five hundred people stand and how to maintain silence for a long time when the situation is deadlocked? It is quite difficult to implement these in practice.

Lu Bu was very calm about this:

"Don't worry, dear brother, we will be careful! Everyone should check their lighters before going. In addition to explosives, we will also bring a few fireworks bombs for use."

According to the knowledge of ancient people, if you just get a firework bomb and blow it up in the room, they will really tremble with fear.

When they intercepted Cao A'ao before, few people were actually killed by artillery fire, but the shock brought by the cannon fire scared most of Cao's soldiers out of their courage. They knelt down and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

After Lu Bu finished speaking, he went back and drove the electric fifth wheel over and transported a truck of compressed biscuits back.

If they really have to take action, these biscuits can keep the Bingzhou Army's combat effectiveness for at least two days... Two days is enough to take care of the entire Chang'an City.

Li Yu left the warehouse and returned to the restaurant. Most of the people had already eaten. Only Mu Guiying was still holding rice and showing off the spicy hotpot made by Xiuhe.

Diao Chan held a bottle of Hans Cabin and sat browsing short videos on her phone.

Seeing Li Yu coming over, Mu Guiying took a chopstick and put the bean skins covered in red oil into his mouth, and said with emotion:

"How big are the brains of modern people? There are more and more evil ideas than one after another."

Hey, it seems that the network staff have given good suggestions.

The two apprentices of the empress are also quite interesting. Lu Bu knew that his strategy was not good, so he tried his best to find counselors for himself.

Mu Guiying couldn't find a suitable adviser, so she simply placed her hopes on the keyboard warriors. Now she had her own staff, and there were quite a few of them.

Mu Guiying took a mouthful of rice and then talked about her gains from the Internet.

This girl asked a question in the afternoon: "How to prevent ancient literati from getting together to commit corruption?" There have been more than a hundred answers so far. Although most of them are jokes and clever tricks, some people have really based their answers on reality. Some practical suggestions.

Some people also listed the precautions for being an emperor in ancient times. For example, in the Tang Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent Jieduzhi from rebelling, in the Song Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent border troops from being corrupt, and in the Han Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent relatives from interfering in politics... Mu Guiying nodded repeatedly and was deeply inspired. .

Li Yu took out a bottle of salt soda from the freezer, opened it and took two sips:

"Modern people receive more information every day than ancient people in a lifetime, so they can naturally summarize some useful historical laws. But don't be led astray by netizens. You must learn to think about issues from a dialectical perspective."

"Thank you sir for reminding me, I will remember it."

Mu Guiying cooked a small pot of rice and emptied the spicy pot. Feeling that it was not enough, she added some rice to the pot and stirred it up to wipe away the red oil in the pot. The rice also turned into red oil. Bibimbap.

Should I say it or not, the female bandit is pretty good at living... Li Yu asked:

"There's no food in the kitchen? How about I cook you some more?"

If the empress knew that her precious apprentice was having such a rough time eating, she might go crazy again.

Mu Guiying took a mouthful of rice:

"No, no, no, there is a small pot of spicy hot pot in the kitchen, but I plan to bring it back to my father to eat. His two concubines quarreled and annoyed him so much that he didn't eat for a whole day. I have to go and persuade him."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, I originally sympathized with Mu Yu for it was not easy to develop Muke Village to this point, but I didn’t expect that he actually had a concubine, or two...

Is this the desirable ancient life?

I really want to experience it critically.

After Mu Guiying finished eating, she helped Li Yu clean up the kitchen, took the remaining pot of spicy hot pot, and hurriedly left the real world and returned to Muke Village.

Li Yu tidied up the kitchen and went upstairs with Diao Chan.

"Sir, are you going to teach Sister Zhou how to learn oracle bones again tomorrow?"

"Yes, if the paper I write can make money, we will have another income."

What Professor Zhou wants is knowledge, what B&B wants is money, the best of both worlds.

Diaochan said:

"Then when you come here, can you bring a cup of broken silver and a cup of raspberry? It's full of sugar and ice. I want to see the empress."

I really like that warm feeling. I will try it again at noon tomorrow.

"Okay, I'll buy it for you tomorrow."

The next morning, Li Yu accompanied Zhou Ruotong to continue the maintenance of cultural relics, but when he learned that most of the cultural relics in the Yin Ruins Museum were fakes, he couldn't accept it.

"The city museum, the provincial museum, the national museum... all reach out from here to ask for cultural relics. No matter how many cultural relics there are, it won't be enough."

Zhou Ruotong told Li Yu how to distinguish real cultural relics from fake cultural relics, and by the way talked about the weekend arrangements:

"It's grandpa's seventieth birthday on Saturday. I have to go back to celebrate his birthday. I can't dig wild vegetables with you and Xiaochan."

Seventieth birthday?

Li Yu quickly said:

"I wish grandpa in advance that he will be as blessed as the East Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains... The house will definitely be lively by then, right?"

Zhou Ruotong nodded:

"All relatives and my grandfather's students will be there, it's really lively... Li Yu, I want to ask, do you have anything from the Warring States period?"

Something from the Warring States Period?

Where do I have this thing? It all belongs to a friend of mine... Li Yu subconsciously denied it, but considering that so many cultural relics were given to Professor Zhou, it is difficult to deny it now.

He thought for a moment and asked:

"Are you going to buy it as a birthday present?"

He actually didn't deny it. It seems that the stinky guy really has cultural relics from the Warring States Period... Zhou Ruotong said frankly:

"My grandfather is obsessed with the Warring States culture and has given me many good things in the past. This year it is his 70th birthday, and I want to give him a surprise."

There are indeed things from the Warring States Period, but you may not be able to eat them.

The Warring States Period jade given by Jia Xu is very valuable, and it will easily break the record if it gets it at the auction house. Although Professor Zhou's net worth is quite high, cash is not necessarily the case.

When Li Yugang said that the value was a bit high, Zhou Ruotong said:

"If I don't have enough money, I will find someone to lend it to me. Even my father, my eldest uncle, my second uncle, and my fourth uncle can provide part of the money, so you won't suffer a loss."

Rare cultural relics have always been hard to come by, and many collectors may not be able to gain anything even if they spend all their money.

If Li Yu could come up with a relatively precious Warring States cultural relic, he would have to take it down even if he mobilized the strength of his whole family.

Li Yu gestured:

"I have a Warring States jade jade that is as big as a record, but I don't know exactly what period it was from. I am illiterate."

Is the record that big?

Zhou Ruotong took a deep breath, feeling like he was in a dream.

I just asked casually with the attitude of giving it a try, but I didn't expect that there are actually cultural relics of the Warring States Period. Could this guy be dressed up as Doraemon?

She had actually been preparing the old man's birthday gift a long time ago. She had asked someone to find a set of bamboo slips from the Warring States Period, but after identification, she found that they were counterfeit.

I had no choice but to try it with Li Yu, but I didn't expect a surprise when I came up.

Li Yu opened the photo album on his mobile phone, took out the photo of the Warring States Jade Bi, and handed it to Zhou Ruotong:

"Take a look first. If you like it, I'll send it to you."

Zhou Ruotong looked left and right, and even zoomed in to see the details, and then used mobile online banking to transfer seven-digit cash to Li Yu:

"This is the deposit."

Rich woman, are you hungry... Li Yu didn't expect Professor Zhou to be so cheerful and wanted to find all the cultural relics in the vault and exchange them for money.

He and Miss Zhou had a casual meal in the museum cafeteria, then drove back. On the way, he went to Heytea to buy broken silver and Zhizhi berries for the little girl, and then returned to the B&B.

In the evening, he brought the jade to Guanlan Mingshu Community. Zhou Ruotong had already put on gloves and was waiting.

Jade is delicate, especially the fragile jade bi, so it must be treated with care.

After looking at it carefully, Zhou Ruotong transferred all his pocket money to Li Yu:

"This is still a deposit. The specific price must be determined by my grandfather. Don't worry, our family will never run away."

I won't sell it to you if I'm worried about you running away... Li Yu doesn't care about cash. He actually wants to buy large equipment and even build a thermal power plant.

But these seem to be quite difficult, so I can only explore more in the future.

Zhou Ruotong wrapped the jade in layers of flannel and put it into a suitcase with a combination lock, and then stuffed the box into a safe.

After doing this, she breathed a sigh of relief:

"Old rule, I won't ask, and I won't let my family ask, so don't worry."

I just like dealing with smart people like you... Li Yu was very grateful to Professor Zhou for his understanding, but he also felt guilty about treating him as a tool.

It's a pity that the secret I carry cannot be made public. I'm sorry!

He took a sip of the soda water handed to him by Zhou Ruotong:

"When will you return to Beijing?"

"It was originally scheduled for Friday, but this piece of jade is too precious. I will leave tomorrow, and I will give you the money when I get home."

Tonight Wu Song will return to the world of Water Margin to explore the new trends in Tokyo. Li Yu is worried about changes there, so he chats with Zhou Ruotong for a few words and then stands up to leave.

Although I really like spending time with Professor Zhou, even if I don't talk about anything, I still enjoy it, but after all, business matters are more important, and there are several worlds waiting for us to save.

When these things come to an end, let's talk over wine with Professor Zhou!

Back at the B&B, Li Yu happened to meet Wu Song in night clothes:

"Erlang, are you ready to go?"

"Yes, a few days have passed since the world in the book. I plan to go and see it."

In order to prevent the guests of the B&B from seeing it, Wu Song did not go back through the front and back doors, but went to the warehouse.

Li Yu followed behind and said:

"If there is danger, come back quickly and don't linger."

"Don't worry, Brother Li, I have my own sense of discretion!"

Wu Song tightened his shoelaces and quickly passed through the "door" in the middle of the warehouse and returned to the world in the book.

About ten minutes later, his figure appeared again, with a look of confusion on his face:

"It's strange. The entire ruins of Zuixian Tower have been cleared, and no one is guarding it. It seems like the matter has just passed. Didn't they see those corpses?"

It shouldn't be. The oil-spraying method in the crematorium will leave corpses behind. In ordinary fires in wooden buildings, the surface of the corpse will be carbonized at most, and it will not be burned at all.

Li Yu scratched his head and suddenly had an idea:

"Could it be the work of courtiers who colluded with Xixia?"

If something happens to the Xixia spies' stronghold, the most nervous people are the courtiers. If the letter is exposed, not to mention the loss of their heads, they may even be executed.

So the officials in charge of the case cleaned up the ruins and the bodies inside to prevent anyone from finding clues.

Wu Song said:

"My little brother, let's go take a look and meet up with Uncle Liu Huang and the others."

"Okay, you go ahead... By the way, ask Xuande Gaoyanei how to deal with it. Marquis Lu Wen wants to take him to the World of the Three Kingdoms and torture Guo Jialian to extract a confession. Ask if that's okay."

Wu Song rejected the proposal as soon as he heard it:

"To practice torture and extract confessions, you need to find people with strong will. Gao Yanei, who answers whatever you ask, has no technical skills at all. Let Guo Fengxiao find another partner. Gao Yanei, this trash, is not worthy of traveling between two worlds!"

As expected, Wudutou is still a professional, and he even knows how to extract confessions through torture.

After he left, Li Yu returned to the study and sorted out the information on the Three Kingdoms world.

Jia Xu is already ready to turn over the table. All the soldiers in the army should soon receive their assigned tasks. The Cai family's courtyard wall will also secretly have a door that can directly enter the camp to facilitate the protection of the Bingzhou army.

Sun Facai is the root of the chaos in the world, and Cai Yong and Cai Yan, father and daughter, one is the leader of the Confucian scholar clan at the time, and the other is responsible for the mission of promoting science and technology in the world of the Three Kingdoms, so the lives of the family of three must be protected and cannot be careless.

I hope Li Ru really went to Lu Bu for a drink and a chat, instead of ambushing the swordsman to assassinate him, otherwise the flames of war in the entire Three Kingdoms world would be instantly ignited.

Li Yu wrote and drew on the paper. Although Jia Xu's layout was good, he still wanted to wait.

In this way, our side will be more calm, and Liu Xie can also participate.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu compiled the information on several worlds. Just as he was about to go back to his room to wash up and sleep, Wu Erlang returned to the real world again:

"Brother Li is really clever. After meeting with Uncle Liu, my younger brother asked about the situation. As expected, just as Brother Li guessed, several courtiers classified it as an ordinary fire. On the grounds that the Lantern Festival should be festive, they cleared all the ruins and buried them outside the city. Get up and cover up all traces.”

Damn, they can really do this kind of thing!

Li Yu asked:

"Did Xuande go to Anren Village?"

"He went. He and Wen Huanzhang hit it off immediately, and even found a bit of Zhuge Kongming in Mr. Wen. Now Wen Huanzhang is bidding farewell to his relatives and friends, and will leave for Qilin Village soon."

Just kidding, Wen Huanzhang is the ontological projection of the author Shi Naian, so he will naturally set himself up to be more profound.

Another character in the book who embodies ontological projection is Yan Qing's friend Xu Guanzhong who is proficient in several languages. This person is projecting Luo Guanzhong, Shi Naian's apprentice and the author of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Although the two characters are only briefly glimpsed, one is set to be taller than the other, and they are both great talents.

Now that Wen Huanzhang has been obtained, there is only one last thing left for Liu Guanzhang's trip to Tokyo - to snatch the Emperor Ji!