Chapter 224 Brother Yu, I Made Yang Xiu Cry! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】
“Damn, loading is so tiring!”
The yard of the scrapyard was brightly lit. Li Yu, wearing anti-cut gloves, grabbed pieces of scrap iron of different shapes and loaded them into the car. He regretted not buying a loader in advance.
If you have a loader, you can load a load of scrap metal with just a few clicks.
However, Liu Guanzhang and others were very excited, especially when they heard that the scrap iron could be reprocessed into high-quality steel when brought to Muke Village, and they were all very motivated.
Once the truck was loaded, Li Yu asked Liu Guanzhang to wait while he sat in the truck and went up the mountain with Mu Guiying.
After arriving at the warehouse, drive directly back to Muke Village.
When they appeared again, the carriage was already empty, so the two of them went down the mountain and continued loading.
Until midnight, all the five or six tons of scrap iron recently purchased were transported away. Mu Guiying saw that there were some stainless steel plates, old furniture, various wine bottles and other messy things collected from the scrap station. They were also very rare. They were all loaded into trucks and driven away.
These things are of little use in modern society, but they can be revitalized in Muke Village.
I remember that in the early 1990s, many people in China made their fortune by disposing of foreign garbage. Unexpectedly, Muke Village has also begun to dispose of foreign garbage.
Back at the warehouse, Mu Guiying leaned half out of the truck cockpit to say goodbye to everyone:
"I'm going back, waiting for the good news that I can refine steel!"
After saying that, she drove the truck, rumbled through the middle of the warehouse, and disappeared into thin air.
Liu Bei patted the iron filings on his body and said:
"I hope Marshal Mu can succeed. Then the world in the book will no longer worry about steel. As long as the soldiers, armor and weapons are ready, everything else will be easy."
The three brothers have a lifetime of experience in leading troops, and they are young and strong. It is time to show off their talents.
The next day, Li Yu took Liu Bei to buy a Wrangler, and then under Zhao Dahu's introduction, he went to a car modification shop to replace the tires, brakes, shock absorbers, etc.
Some of the accessories that came with the original car were greatly upgraded, so that Uncle Liu no longer faced the dilemma of being trapped in Tanxi while riding a "Luma".
This thing has been upgraded for several days. On the way back, Liu Bei's face was filled with gratitude:
"Thank you, Mr. Li. With this car, I will be more able to travel around the world in Water Margin."
Li Yu smiled and said:
"You should take some time to practice with my car in the past two days. Although you won't be able to pass the driver's license test, you still need to master some driving knowledge."
It just so happened that Wu Song had just learned driving and knew some of the rules quite well, so he could teach Liu Bei while he was still hot.
Soon, Lao Guan's motorcycle and Zhang Fei's all-terrain vehicle were sent over. The two practiced for a while and quickly got started.
As soon as Zhang Fei learned it, he drove to Lu Bu and shouted:
"People who ride horses never know how exciting it is to drive. Of course, this is not the fault of the horse riders. After all, they have short experience, so they have to understand."
Lu Bu hugged his neck and stabbed him with a smile:
"You really need to understand, especially those who don't know how to apply the brakes when driving and only shout loudly, they should stay away, otherwise they will be hit and killed sooner or later."
Zhang Fei's old face turned red:
"It's just that you're not used to it. Young lielie, have you ever driven a car?"
"My rich brother's Cadillac, I have only practiced it dozens or hundreds of times. I am not very proficient. I have only driven it into modern society and then back again. Unlike you, I can even roll over. I am envious of it." "
This guy just picked up the sore spot where Zhang Fei was learning to drive and said it, which made Mr. Zhang furious when he failed to show off.
It's a pity that he can't beat Lu Bu, otherwise he will definitely be beaten to a pulp!
Lu Bu sat on Guan Yu's Harley, used the rearview mirror to look at his appearance wearing sunglasses, straightened the golden crown on his head, and talked about the arrangements for the westward retreat:
"Tongguan has been in disrepair for a long time and seems to need reinforcement. Xu Rong is turning into a contractor again."
According to the description in the original plot, no one will attack Tongguan in the next few years. In fact, there is no problem if it is not reinforced. Anyway, the next time they leave Tongguan, the army will sweep through the Central Plains and end the chaos among the princes.
Li Yu asked:
"Do you need to get some steel and concrete?"
"No, just yellow mud will do. In the future, the Three Kingdoms World can be burned with cement and then rebuilt."
Lu Bu also took out his mobile phone and showed what Tongguan looked like. It was very similar to the Hulao Pass he saw last time. They were all earth-yellow buildings, but there were traces of rain erosion on them, and many places were cracked wider than a fist. gap.
If you don't fiddle with such a wall, even ordinary people can easily climb it, let alone rock climbing experts.
"Wenyuan plans to learn defense and military training from Xu Rong. This is his shortcoming. During his time in Tongguan, he should make great progress."
Although Zhang Liao followed Lu Bu for nearly ten years, he was more influenced by Guan Yu in terms of marching and fighting.
For example, the Formation Cut Tadun was a comeback from Guan Yu's beheading of Yan Liang. He rushed into the formation and killed him with one strike, without giving his opponent any time to counterattack or think.
Zhang Liao was Laoguan's deputy when he lifted the siege of Baima, so he learned this tactic very clearly.
Unfortunately, the huge crowds at Xiaoyaojin made Zhang Wenyuan find the wrong target, and the results he obtained were not great enough. If he had directly attacked Sun Quan at that time, Zhang Liao's status in history would probably be higher.
This time I will learn military training and large corps command from Xu Rong. I wonder if there will be any new breakthroughs. In the future, I might be able to get a position like the commander of the East Route Army corps.
Li Yu asked about Zhang Ji:
"Will he be arranged to go to Wancheng this time?"
In the original work, Xu Rong died, Zhang Ji was stationed in Tongguan, and when Li Jue and Guo Si caused trouble in Chang'an, this guy also got the reputation of a hussar general. However, he noticed that Li Jue was getting more and more crazy and took the initiative to go to Wancheng with his nephew.
Wancheng was also very dilapidated at that time. Zhang Ji and his nephew Zhang Xiu had to go to Jingzhou to grab grain in order to support their troops. Then Zhang Ji was shot and killed by Liu Biao's men.
This is the reason why Zhang Xiu and Liu Biao don't get along.
But later Jia Xu came to Wancheng to assist Zhang Xiu, and immediately asked him to reconcile with Liu Biao.
The two originally opposing forces suddenly shook hands and made peace, which not only eased the precarious situation in Wancheng, but also gave Cao Cao a taste of his second defeat in Wancheng.
Lu Bu was not sure about Dong Zhuo's arrangements:
"Zhang Ji is from the north, and Dong Zhuo doesn't trust him very much. He will most likely ask Guo Si or Duan Xuan to go to Wancheng, and Fan Chou will be stationed in Yiwu. It is better for Zhang Ji to stay around Chang'an."
Dong Zhuo had a first-class counselor Li Ru beside him, and he should have made plans and arrangements long ago.
In fact, if Dong Zhuo followed Li Ru's design, Liu Xie might abdicate the throne within three years. Anyway, the Xiliang Army has been operating here for more than ten years and is deeply rooted.
However, Dong Zhuo was too arrogant and did not listen to Li Ru's advice, and ended up in vain.
Speaking of this, Lu Bu asked with a smile:
"Brother Xian suddenly asked Zhang Ji, did he miss the Zou family? My brother told Zhang Ji that his future glory and wealth are related to a woman named Zou. This guy patted his chest and promised to help find Xian, and also asked Dear brother, please be patient and don’t be impatient."
Good boy, sir, he has a master wife and a second master wife, and he doesn’t know anything about Marshal Mu, but he is still thinking about the Zou family... Isn’t this a standard Cao thief?
Zhang Fei was secretly stunned, feeling as if he had gotten to know Li Yu again.
Li Yu was speechless:
"You should stop bringing girls to bed and breakfasts. I don't have that much time to take care of them... I asked Zhang Ji because I wanted to know what Zhang Xiu is like and whether he is suitable for training."
When he mentioned Zhang Xiu, Lu Bu smiled and said:
"It's not bad. He's a young general. He's the spear king of the North. He has a good relationship with Wei Xu. Last time he had hot pot, he was full and not satisfied, so he drank a big bowl of hot pot soup before he gave up."
Good guy, no wonder you have a good impression of Zhang Xiu. It turns out you met a hot pot lover.
As soon as Lu Bu met Zhang Ji's uncle and nephew, he asked Zhang Xiu to change into a silver helmet and silver armor, and the tiger head gun in his hand was also replaced by a bright silver gun.
I can't work with Zilong for the moment, so I'll first find someone to cosplay with.
I just don't know if Zhang Xiu will have any objections to Lu Bu when Zilong appears and Zhang Xiu realizes that he is just a substitute.
Liu Bei reminded:
"Li Jue, Guo Si, Yang Feng and others are causing trouble. Fengxian must not be merciful."
"Don't worry, it's all within the plan. When I arrive in Chang'an this time, I will build a good relationship with Li Jue and make him my good brother..."
From Hua Xiong to Niu Fu, and then to Li Jue, this guy's good brother will not end well.
However, Li Jue and Guo Si's destruction to the people was worthy of this kind of treatment, and it could even be said that it was easier for them.
As for Yang Feng, he later brought trouble to Jiangsu and was framed and killed by Liu Bei. This can be regarded as getting rid of a scourge for the local people.
In the original work, Yang Feng's biggest role was to discover the talent of Xu Huang. Now that Xu Huang has been acquired, there is no need to keep him.
After turning around and killing Dong Zhuo, he began to deal with these Xiliang warlords.
External defense, internal reform, put the entire Guanzhong region on the right track as soon as possible, solve some aristocratic families, and alleviate the problem of land annexation.
As for the future, land pressure can be alleviated through external expansion.
For example, developing the Northeast, developing Jiangnan, developing Southwest, etc. Promoting the rice harvested three times a year will definitely make many aristocratic families excited.
"When we arrive in Chang'an, we will first go to see Sun Facai for me and his car. He said it was going to be dedicated to Dong Zhuo. I don't know if it has been given away. It would be better if Dong Zhuo could reward him with an official position."
The car drove from Luoyang to Chang'an and probably didn't have much gas left. Even if it was given to Dong Zhuo, he would just watch it.
But if he can change his official position, it will be of great help to Sun Facai when he enters the court.
Especially if Cai Yong, the father-in-law, survives, this guy can quickly reach a high position and gain a lot of political resources.
Lu Bu grabbed a handful of pecans and said while eating them:
"Mr. Wenhe specially made a list of things to be done in Chang'an, such as visiting various scholars, going to Wang Yun's house to mourn, visiting the young emperor, and making friends with some neutral parties."
Oh, yes, this guy is going to Wang Yun's house to cry for Ding Yuan. This is related to Lu Bu's political capital and cannot be taken lightly.
Zhang Fei prefers to watch this kind of excitement:
"When the time comes, I will film it so that I can see the scene of Bingzhou's big fool crying in mourning."
Lu Bu immediately answered:
"What? Are you going to cry like this when I die?"
"If you die, I will definitely poop, and I will ask Wu Erlang to pass it on..."
He had just said that he would transfer it to the administrator of the Three Kingdoms World, and then he realized that after the administrator died, he had no contact with that world. He suddenly said with some distress:
"What if you die and can't contact the Three Kingdoms World?"
This seems to be a problem faced by every world, and Li Yu has also worried about this.
But then I thought about it. With the mysterious plug-in Brother Dao, I wonder if the administrator of the world in the book will die... Well, I have to ask everyone to pay attention to safety and try not to have accidents.
Li Yu remembered that Liu Xie's titanium alloy armor was ready, and said to Lu Bu:
"I came here before I went to see Liu Xie, and brought his armor back. When Dong Zhuo is executed, let the little guy follow him and slash him twice to see the blood."
"No problem... It's almost dinner time, why isn't Zishou here yet?"
Recently, Zishou tried to implement new policies in the world of gods, such as liberating slaves, reducing human sacrifices, etc. However, as soon as he let it out, he was protested by the nobles. He has been having a headache these past two days.
When Wen Zhong received the letter last time, he left Chaoge on Mo Qilin and returned to his master's school. He presumably studied the contents of the letter with his master Jin Ling Sheng Sheng and Jie Jiao's senior brother Duobao.
Wen Zhong may not be able to understand simplified Chinese characters, but Duobao who became the Buddha is definitely not a problem. Maybe a few people are leaning against their heads to do reading comprehension.
During dinner, Zi Shou hadn't shown up yet, but Yue Fei drove up in his electric five-wheeler.
"Well done Pengju, let's eat mutton steamed buns today, and you can eat more later."
When Lu Bu saw Xiao Yuefei, he greeted him warmly, and also showed off the key points of eating mutton steamed buns, such as adding sugared garlic, adding some chili sauce, etc., looking like a gourmet in modern society.
Yue Fei repeatedly praised:
"Marquis Wen knows so much, I admire him!"
Zhang Fei pulled out the valve core:
"You just look up the information on what you hear about eating, and then pretend you know it and sell it now. It's a typical example of deceiving the world and stealing your reputation."
Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Yue Fei quickly retreated tactically, walked up to Li Yu and saluted:
"Sir, Gongsun Sheng is visiting Qilin Village today."
Damn, Master Luo really can't hold himself back anymore. He has to let both Buddhism and Taoism get involved. The more they get involved, the more benefits the people will get.
Li Yu poured Yue Fei a cup of herbal tea boiled with sugar cane and water chestnuts:
"What did he say?"
"Taoist Master Gongsun took his adoptive father's pulse, restored some energy, and chatted for a few words. Then, on behalf of Zhenren Luo, he invited Uncle Liu and I to go to Erxian Mountain in Jizhou when we have time."
Erxian Mountain in Jizhou?
Isn't this the place where Luo Zhenren practices Taoism?
Are you planning to talk about something private while avoiding the gods?
The place where Master Luo practices Taoism will definitely be able to isolate heaven and earth and prevent detection by gods. As the first echelon of immortal cultivators in the world, it is not surprising that he knows this kind of magic.
If you want to have a frank chat, then go ahead.
Liu Guanzhang said in Water Margin that Yue Shijie was facing great pressure, not only surrounded by enemies, but also conflicts between the landlord class and the literati class. It would be great if he could get help from Zhenren Luo.
Yue Fei continued:
"Taoist Master Gongsun hopes that we can build a Taoist temple in the village so that he can have a place to stay."
Come on, come on, this is the time to join Qilin Village!
In the original work, Gongsun Sheng went back to practice Taoism after Song Jiang went up the mountain. If Dai Zong hadn't gone looking for him, he might not have played with the Liangshan group.
Now that he has a better place to go, he will naturally not miss Liangshan.
However, he still couldn't decide which god to worship in Qilin Village, so Yue Fei came to ask, and after he was sure, he built a small temple.
It happened that three other members also had this idea, and they agreed to cover the price.
There was no need to choose, Li Yu said immediately:
"Enshrine Lishan Old Mother and tell the people in the village that in the temple they can pray for a good harvest, cure diseases, seek children, marriage, rainfall, reunion, wealth, longevity... whatever they want to pray for, they can do it."
It's time to fundamentally refine the authority of the empress. As long as you have enough control, you can divide some of the authority of the heaven.
I contacted Liu Xie later and asked him to worship the empress too. I think it should be able to increase the empress' telepathy a lot.
"When the students go back, let them prepare and erect the statue of Lishan Mother as soon as possible."
After saying that, the group of people came to the small private room, and each person filled a small pot of mutton steamed buns, which were also served with sugar garlic chili sauce and other side dishes, and started eating heartily!
"Did Gongsun Sheng mention Liangshan?"
Li Yu took a bite of mutton and continued to ask about Gongsun Sheng.
"I didn't mention it. He just said that he was passing by to go back to the teacher's gate to do some errands. He didn't mention anything there at all. It felt like he just came over secretly for a face-to-face meeting and wanted to place a bet on both sides."
This is understandable, after all, he has not started to exert force yet, so it is normal for him to hesitate.
If the guess is correct, the people in Liangshan don't know that Gongsun Sheng is here, and he will not mention anything about it when he returns to Liangshan.
If Lin Chong could do this, Zhou Tong would probably be very happy... Li Yu took a mouthful of vermicelli, took another bite of sugar garlic, and began to enjoy the delicious steamed buns.
After the meal, Yue Fei packed a cart of noodles and went back, preparing to build the Lishan Laomu Temple.
Liu Bei sat in the study and began to make plans.
After going to Water Margin to talk about the world of mountains, I first went to Tokyo to walk around and get to know the world. I also looked for Wen Huanzhang and asked him to help me.
Then he and Yue Fei set off from Tokyo to Jizhou to chat with Zhenren Luo and get some substantial help for themselves.
If someone else had planned this, Li Yu would only think it was whimsical, but Uncle Liu Huang was a succubus in human form, so maybe he could persuade Master Luo like this.
After returning from Jizhou, he asked Yue Fei to return to Qilin Village first, while he took Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Yuncheng to question the Nine Heavens Xuannv as a human emperor.
The specific consequences are unclear, so Yue Fei cannot be allowed to follow, lest the forces in Qilin Village be wiped out.
If we can return safely from Yuncheng, we can directly raise troops to Hebei, lay down a base area first, stabilize the situation, and then start to encroach on the surrounding areas.
After he finished writing the plan, Li Yu picked it up, looked at it, and added another item:
"Before you go to the Nine Heavens Xuannv, find a nearby Lishan Old Mother Temple to worship. If there isn't one, ask Yue Fei to come to the real world and pray in front of the statue."
Since there is going to be a head-on conflict, parents must be notified.
Of course, if Jiutian Xuannv really dares to harm the emperor of the world, not only will the empress take action, but the Three Saints of Fire Cloud Cave will probably also jump out and show some color to the heaven.
In the following days, Lu Bu led his army to Chang'an and successfully settled in the school field next to the palace. As soon as he settled down his troops, he went to the Cai Mansion next door to visit Sun Facai without stopping, and then brought his mobile phone to modern society.
Li Yu unlocked his phone, clicked on WeChat, and saw another pile of unsent voice messages in his chat box. The number was more than the first time, and there were even videos and pictures, and the content was comprehensive.
He clicked on the latest voice message and heard a piece of exciting content:
"Damn it, didn't you say that Yang Xiu is eloquent? Why did I scold him to tears in just a few words? Now I'm really looking forward to meeting Mi Heng. I wonder if I can take away the title of the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms and help us Modern people are fighting for their reputation!”
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