Chapter 229 Wang Yun: I Feel Like I’m Being Played! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Don't worry, my rich and wise brother is very smart. He only scolds scholars. It's very safe!"

Lu Bu ate cashew nuts and praised Sun Facai.

This guy seems to have no rules. In fact, he only scolds those nobles who have a bad reputation, those who are really in power and lead troops. Instead of scolding, he will even flatter them a little.

In that era when everyone was as good as the Oscar-winning actor, no matter how much you scolded a nobleman, there would be no danger. On the contrary, the harder you scolded, the more it showed the other person's restraint and magnanimity.

Throughout the Three Kingdoms, although there were several records of people being killed for swearing, they were all because they cursed the wrong person.

For example, Mi Heng scolded the main personnel of the Cao Wei Group with his naked buttocks. Although Cao Cao felt MMP in his heart, he still had to smile on his face, otherwise he would be petty and unruly.

Finally, Lao Cao couldn't bear it anymore and gave Mi Heng to Liu Biao.

After Liu Biao was scolded several times, he was also very angry, but for the sake of his own reputation, he could not kill anyone, so he had to give this talented man to the eldest boss Huang Zu.

Huang Zu was not used to it. As soon as Mi Heng unfolded Zu An's greetings, he drew his sword.

A generation of trolls has died.

Another one, Xu You, who liked to play the harp, played the harp to everyone he saw. Everyone in Cao Wei's group was disgusted, but no one did anything until Xu Chu, the eldest boss, couldn't stand it anymore and chopped him into pieces.

Sun Facai naturally knew the rules, so he always scolded in a targeted manner, so as not to offend the big shots, but at the same time, he could make a name for himself.

Of course, the most important thing is to establish a portal for the Cai family.

He specifically came to Situ's Mansion this time to scold someone, actually because of this consideration.

The last incident of robbing the mansion was settled. Cai Yong said it was nice to live in the small courtyard, so Wang Yun did not move back or offer any compensation, and moved in with peace of mind.

If this kind of contemptuous behavior is not expressed with a few curse words, the Wang family may become even more aggressive in the future.

As the video continued, Li Yu saw that the yard of Situ Mansion was really big, at least fifty acres, which would allow a community to be built in modern society.

"Damn, such a big yard originally belonged to my house."

Sun Facai became more and more angry and panicked.

Lu Bu stood by and said with a smile:

"Just wait until the big things are done and then come over."

"No, idiots have lived here. I'm afraid it will affect the feng shui of my family."

The two of them were chatting and strolling around, when a man in his thirties dressed in fine clothes bowed his hand in greeting to Lu Bu. After exchanging pleasantries, he stepped aside knowingly and continued chatting with others.

Lu Bu whispered to Sun Facai:

"This is Dong Cheng, a general in the Xiliang Army. His daughter is the Dong noble of Liu Xie in the original work. She was brutally killed because of the incident with the belt edict..."

Dong Cheng was the nephew of Empress Dowager Dong. He was loyal to Liu Xie, but unfortunately he lacked the ability. He issued a belt edict and dragged a group of people into the water, but it didn't work. Instead, it cost the lives of the whole family.

Now the plot has completely changed. I wonder if Dong Cheng’s daughter will have a chance to marry Liu Xie.

The two of them walked around the front yard and greeted Zhong Yao and other acquaintances secretly. Then they came to the main hall of Situ Mansion and met Wang Yun.

At this time, all the guests had arrived, and Dong Zhuo also sent someone to bring some drinks. Everyone was beaming and ready to eat.

After everyone knelt down, Wang Yun first pretended to straighten his clothes, stood up and remembered Ding Yuan for a while, and then mentioned the marriage.

Just when he was about to announce that Lu Bu and his adopted daughter would get married tonight under the banner of filial piety, Lu Feng first rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand and started getting ready.

The guy blinked his eyes, tears burst out, and then he burst into tears. This cry not only disrupted Wang Yun's thoughts, but also made everyone unable to think of the congratulations.

what's the situation?

It's just a concubine, are you so excited?

Lu Bu's eyes hurt from the onion juice, and his fake crying suddenly turned into real crying. Several courtiers nearby could not persuade him to stop it. Sun Facai tried hard to suppress his laughter, his shoulders were shaking so much, and even the camera was shaking. stand up.

Obviously, he was impressed by Lu Wenhou's acting skills. If the scene was not inappropriate, Sun Facai would definitely laugh three times, saying that I won't watch this Oscar without you!

"Why...my virtuous nephew is crying?"

In just one more minute, Wang Yun's phrase "good nephew" could be changed to "good son-in-law".

But just because of this minute, his title of Lu Bu failed to complete that trembling sublimation, and he could only rely on the old excuse with Ding Yuan, calling Lu Bu his nephew.

Lu Bu cried for a while, and then he choked and remembered Ding Yuan:

"When I heard that Situ thought about his father, and remembered his teachings and instructions during his lifetime, I couldn't help but feel sad. For doing this rude act, I ask you not to blame me... Father, why did you leave in such a hurry and didn't fulfill your filial piety to your child? Opportunity!"

Sun Facai has been practicing shooting a lot recently. When Lu Bu cried, he secretly filmed everyone's reactions.

Some of the courtiers and scholars present looked at him with expressions of admiration, while others were deep in thought. Only Wang Yun was so happy when he heard Lu Bu's words that he couldn't contain his joy at all.

But soon, his smile condensed on his face...

"After my father passed away, I have been following the Grand Master to fight against the rebels. I have not kept my filial piety in front of his soul. Today, I ask you all to bear witness. I will keep my filial piety for my father for three years. Even if I am wearing armor, I must not forget my filial piety!"

Sun Facai pushed the camera toward Wang Yun in a cowardly manner. Various emotions flashed across Situ's face, including loss, confusion, embarrassment, and anger.

He originally thought that with a little trick, he could win over an unscrupulous warrior. After getting married tonight, he would be able to trap Lu Bu in a virtuous and virtuous way.

If you dare to be disobedient, you will smash him with unfilial justice, and then question the cause of Ding Jianyang's death. This warrior will either work as a dog for the Situ Mansion, or he will be disgraced and return to Bingzhou grassland to herd.

But unexpectedly, Lu Bu would use this wedding banquet to gain a solid reputation.

The faces of several old ministers were already beaming with joy. It was obvious that they did not expect that in troubled times, there would be such a pure and filial person. He was worthy of a special book and was praised all over the world!

Dong Cheng stood up and took the lead in blowing a rainbow fart:

"General Fengxian's filial piety is touching and makes people cry. Anyone who knows it under Jianyang Gongquan will also close his eyes!"

His words were like a trumpet. Zhong Yao, who had just left his job and secretly practiced calligraphy with wine, also got up and praised Lu Bu. He even used grand words such as "Kazhao Sun and Moon".

Zhong Yao is a typical handsome guy with a tall figure, white face and long beard.

His literary talent was outstanding, and he was also the minister of Huangmen. His various parallelisms and parallelisms directly lifted Lu Fengxian, who was secretly rubbing his eyes to replenish onion juice, to the destiny of the Han Dynasty, which governed the world with filial piety.

These words immediately won the applause of several courtiers, and several friends of Zhong Yao also took the opportunity to start to exert their strength. Wang Yun, who was sitting on the throne, could hear his head buzzing, and he was confused as to "Who am I, where am I, and what am I here to do?" Force expression.

The banquet was originally planned well, but it turned out to be deceived by the words of this group of people.

They had obviously come prepared, and they might even have exchanged words in advance. As soon as one sat down, the other stood up in a hurry and poured all kinds of complimentary words on Lu Bu.

Even Li Su, who came on behalf of the Grand Master's Mansion, wiped away his tears in a performative manner, recalling Ding Jianyang's demeanor and comforting his good brothers to express their condolences.

The hall of Situ's Mansion, which was originally filled with joy and was preparing for a happy event, instantly turned into a mourning hall.

After Li Su sat down, Yang Xiu also stood up and blew Lu Bu's rainbow fart.

Wang Yun's expression became worse and worse. If this continued, this carefully planned Hongmen Banquet would turn into a commendation meeting for Lu Fengxian.

What's even more irritating is that as the master, he will also praise Lu Bu for his filial piety later, and even make some concluding remarks. After all, he has always boasted about his close friendship with Ding Yuan.

Even though I have boasted about my awesomeness, I still have to continue performing with tears in my eyes.

Wang Situ regretted a little. There were so many martial artists. It was not good to win over anyone. Why did he choose this drama star Lu Fengxian?

"My filial piety is very clear. I will report it to Grand Master Ming tomorrow. This act of filial piety should be famous all over the world. It would be a great misfortune for me, a great man, if it were buried!"

An old minister who was invited by Wang Yun to witness the marriage was leaning on a cane and confirmed Lu Bu's filial piety.

In front of the computer, Lu Bu pointed at the old man in the video and introduced:

"This is Taiwei Ma Rixi (dī). He is a well-known and good old man. He has a certain tune, and Wang Yun can only agree with it."

The video is basically coming to an end at this point. Everyone comforted Lu Bu and he stopped crying. Wang Yun pretended to praise a few words and picked up a drink to toast Lu Bu, but this guy refused because he could not drink during his filial piety.

This move once again won everyone's praise. Wang Yun laughed twice and hastily ended the banquet.

At the end of the video, Lu Bu talked about the follow-up.

Early this morning, several courtiers talked about this at the same time. Dong Zhuo was also very happy. He gave Lu Bu the title of General Fenwei in addition to his original official position.

Li Yu turned on his computer and searched. This title was originally given to Lu Bu by Wang Yun after he killed Dong Zhuo.

I didn't expect to get it early.

Lu Bu had no reaction to this:

"The rank is still higher than two thousand stones. Nothing has been increased. There is not even a decent golden cloth as a reward, and I am not allowed to be a local governor or anything. It is obvious that Dong Zhuo still does not trust me."

Compared with the original work, Dong Zhuo really didn't trust Lu Bu much. Even when Niu Fu, Hua Xiong and others died, he suspected that this guy had done something.

But now is the time to employ people, and I will deal with Lu Bu later when I have more free time.

Dong Zhuo was now very proud and prepared to consolidate the court, let the Xiliang generals guard all directions of the Guanzhong Plain, and then force Liu Xie to give in.

"Everything has been settled at home and at school. I plan to go to the palace tomorrow to look for the little emperor. Do you have anything to say to him?"

Are you finally going to find Liu Xie?

Li Yu thought for a while and prepared some books, ballpoint pens and other stationery for his eldest apprentice, as well as information on several other worlds, trying to help the little one catch up with the progress of the B&B as soon as possible.

In addition, there are some new clothes, shoes and socks and other daily necessities. Anyway, everything that can be thought of is arranged for the little emperor.

After preparing these, Li Yu explained:

"Dong Zhuo has replaced all the old women around Liu Xie. Let's not wear armor tomorrow until you regain control of the palace."

"Don't worry, dear brother, I will save you what to do."

After talking about this, Li Yu pointed to the video:

"What happened to Dong Cheng?"

This general of the Xiliang Army was a little unusual today. First he took the initiative to say hello, and after the mourning began, he was the first to jump out and cooperate with Lu Bu, just like a vanguard.

After Lu Bu finished eating the cashews, he opened a can of sugar-free Coke and took a sip:

"Brother Wei was also confused. After some research at a meeting, we learned from the intelligence system set up by Feng Xiao that Dong Cheng had drank with Zhang Ji the day before the funeral, but the specific conversation has not been verified."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Damn it, isn’t this the job of Jin Yiwei and Dongchang?

I thought that Guo Jia had been smoking, drinking and chatting about romance in Chang'an City, but he didn't expect that he had secretly established an intelligence system. This guy was indeed a genius for conspiracy.

As for Dong Cheng, he was pretty awesome. He figured this out after having a drink with Zhang Ji. No wonder he lived a few more years than Zhang Ji. He did have some tricks up his sleeve.

After Dong Zhuo is killed, he can consider the arrangements for Dong Cheng.

But for now, let’s focus on observation.

Killing Dong Zhuo was a major matter and should not be taken into account.

Lu Bu talked about fellow countryman Li Su again:

"Now that Li Su is working in the Taishi Mansion and can get close to Dong Zhuo, I plan to slowly try to win over him."

"Okay, it just so happens that he is speaking for you in Situ's Mansion, so we can use this as an excuse to have a meal and reminisce about old times."

As a timely rain in the Three Kingdoms world, Lu Bu naturally knows how to win over his fellow villagers.

After chatting for a while, he picked up the clothes prepared for Liu Xie and hurried back to the world of the Three Kingdoms to prepare for entering the palace to see the young emperor tomorrow.

Li Yu wrote Wang Yun's name on the paper and put a question mark.

After the honey trap fails, I wonder if this Situ will calm down or think of other strategies. In short, he cannot be allowed to cause trouble in the matter of killing Dong.

This is a high-end game where only those with an intelligence of 90 or above can enter. It is better not to join in the fun with a low-end combat power like Wang Yun, as it is easy to be accidentally injured.

Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Xun You, Zhong Yao... We have more and more advisers, but internal affairs talents have not yet appeared. After killing Dong Zhuo, we still have to find a way to get Xun Yu over.

As for Jiangdong's second piece and so on, they are all backups and don't need to be considered for the time being.

After the situation stabilizes, you have to go to Jingzhou to find Brother Liang and get it in advance to avoid other changes in the future.

The next day, Li Yu had breakfast, went to the archaeological team to teach Zhou Ruotong two oracle bone inscriptions, and accompanied the beautiful lady to the Yinxu Museum to do cultural relic maintenance for a while, and also tasted the museum's staff meal.

After the meal, he returned to the B&B with the milk tea he bought for Diao Chan. As soon as he walked into the study, he saw Zi Shou's huge body sitting in front of the computer watching videos.

The 32-inch 4K monitor was compared to a 24-inch one.

Seeing Li Yu come in, Zishou quickly paused the video, stood up and said:

"Sir, there was a mysterious person in my dream last night, like a cloud. He warned me not to do anything against heaven. He also said that there is still hope of becoming a god if I go against heaven. If I go against heaven, I will be wiped out in an instant. !”

Oh my god, who is this?

A certain saint took action?

In the original work of Fengshen, although Prince Shang spent his whole life trying to die, he eventually became the Xixing of Heaven and was in charge of marriages in the world.

It's a pity that this divine position overlaps with Yue Lao's authority, so there is no room for Tianxi Xing to exert his influence.

However, according to the eternal principle of "those who rob others, others will always rob them", Yue Lao, who had robbed Tianxi Xing's power, did not stabilize for long before his power was snatched away by the God of Wealth.

Only when you have money can you get married, and only when you have money can you tie the red thread.

Li Yu scratched his head and planned to ask his empress to see if the saint had taken action.

If you are a saint, you must be on guard first and not be careless.

The two of them went downstairs and drove straight to Qianqiu Lake in the scenic spot. After arriving, Li Yu silently explained the situation in his heart. Just as he was about to take a breath, he heard the empress say:

"A saint has taken action!"

Sure enough, Yuanshi and Zhunti couldn't hold themselves back, found that Zishou was out of control, and were ready to intervene forcefully.

For Western religions, the operations before turning Hu into Buddha were perfect. Not only did they poach a series of masters in the Taoist sect, but they also turned the three religions against each other.

If possible, he naturally does not want to change the layout and arrangements of the first half.

As for Yuanshi Tianzun, he should also hope to follow the original plot, so that the benefits of teaching can be maximized. He will not only have the merits established by the Zhou Dynasty, but also occupy a high position in Buddhism.

If you think so, both saints may take action... Li Yu always feels that this method of threatening is a bit low, and Yuanshi Tianzun, who is full of character, should not do such a thing.

"Empress, who do you think it will be?"

"Both of them have enough motives. It's hard for me to guess. Tell Zishou not to be affected. Even if they break into the dream, they can't do anything. Don't be afraid."

Yes, Zishou is protected by the true energy of crape myrtle, and even saints cannot hurt him. The most he can do is scare him in his dreams.

After bidding farewell to the empress, the two returned to the B&B. Zishou was relieved that the other party could not hurt him.

Li Yu said:

"You are the king of the human race. If they go to sleep again, they can just curse... Next time, let Lu Bu teach you some curse words. They can't hurt you anyway, so why not fight back."

Swear a few more times to see if the saint still has the nerve to threaten you in his sleep.

Zishou originally felt that Li Yu was timid, especially when facing his master's wife, everyone was worried about him.

Unexpectedly, he directly gave advice to insult the saint. This behavior is called crazy.

But this is exactly what Zishou wanted to try:

"If it appears in my dream again, I will try it. Once there are results, I will report it to sir."

After saying that, he took the seeds prepared by Li Yu and returned to the world of gods, intending to let Shang Rongbi Gan worship the Three Saints of Huoyun Cave to increase his chances of winning.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu played two games and was about to go back to his room to rest when Wu Song came back.

As soon as he entered the door, he turned on his mobile phone, cached the electronic version of "Water Margin", and then picked up the hundreds of chapters of "Water Margin" on the bookshelf to read through it.

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Arrived in Tokyo?"

Wu Song nodded:

"Here we are, we are not from Tokyo, so we can't start a rash investigation, so we plan to find some local helpers."

helper? Who can I call for this?

Wu Song turned to the chapter about Lu Zhishen pulling up weeping willow trees and said seriously:

"Uncle Huang said that the group of rogues that Master Lu collected at Xiangguo Temple could not help, so I came back specifically to find relevant information."

Rascal?

Isn't this the witness who uprooted the weeping willow tree, the gangster near Daxiangguo Temple, the street rat Zhang San and the grass snake Li Si? They hang out in Tokyo all year round, maybe they can really help.

Thinking of this, Li Yu also checked the information of these rogues on the computer...