Chapter 246 Zhou Ruotong: Archeology No Longer Exists! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Erlang, come to the study."

Li Yu sent a voice message to Wu Song, then picked up the teapot and poured Yue Fei a cup of tea:

"When you go back later, you can bring Yan Qing's Sichuan crossbow over. We can test the crossbow arrows and maybe help him upgrade it."

No matter how sophisticated the Sichuan crossbow played by the aristocratic class was, after all, it was only a technology of the Song Dynasty. Zhao Dahu might study it carefully and come up with some new ideas.

Yue Fei said respectfully:

"The students will be sent immediately."

Just as he was talking, the door of the room opposite opened and Wu Song walked out. He was wearing home clothes given by Hao Zhenzhen, tugging on his quilted slippers, and wearing a watch on his wrist. He looked exactly like a modern aspiring young man:

"Brother Li, what are your orders?"

Seeing Yue Fei, Wu Song asked again:

"Where are you, junior brother? Are you hungry? Let me go to the kitchen and get you something to eat?"

Since Lu Bu learned how to fry noodles with oil, Wu Song gradually began to explore cooking. Now he can fry eggs in a pan, fry steamed buns, and spread egg pancakes.

"Erlang, Pengju and Xuande have arrived at Chai Jin's manor. I want you to record a video to thank Chai Jin for taking him in, and then ask Pengju to bring some gifts to end this karma."

When Wu Song heard this, he clasped his hands and saluted:

"Thank you, Brother Li, for taking care of me. I will keep it in mind, little brother!"

After reading "The Romance of the Gods", Wu Song also understood the theory of cause and effect. He did not expect that Li Yu was always thinking about it, and he was full of gratitude.

Li Yu waved his hand:

"These are small things, let's start recording."

Like a star recording a New Year greeting video, Wu Song stood in front of the bookshelf, raised his hands to Yue Feigong, who was in charge of filming, and said a word of thanks.

Li Yu also prepared lighters, flashlights and other messy daily necessities, as well as various food and drinks, as a thank you gift to Chai Jin.

Wu Song lived in Chai Jin Manor for a year, but it was not pleasant. No one took care of him when he got malaria. He had to use a shovel to get some charcoal to keep warm. He was stepped on by a blind man named Black Saburo.

From then on, Wu Song's life was finally in peace and rebounded.

"Chai Daguan is a good man, but he doesn't know how to get along with heroes. He always thinks that if he gives him some silver, wine and meat, the heroes will accept him and bow to him, but he doesn't know that what everyone really wants is respect and recognition."

After seeing off Yue Fei, Wu Song talked about Chai Jin.

This descendant of the Zhou royal family was too arrogant, so he spent a lot of money and efforts, but in the end he got nothing.

He helped Wang Lun occupy Liangshan, and he was supposed to be the major shareholder. However, he personally wrote a letter introducing Lin Chong to join the group, but was rejected by Wang Lun.

He raised a lot of heroes, but when Gaotangzhou was in trouble, no one came to help him.

He was a brother-in-law to everyone, but no one took him seriously. When Fangla was conquered, the high-ranking official held Fangla's daughter undercover for a long time. Liangshan didn't realize that there was a Tiangang leader missing...

In fact, we can know from Chai Jin's nickname that a small whirlwind can go as quickly as it comes. After the wind blows, everything returns to its original state.

Look at people's timely rain. A heavy rain that actually moisturizes the land is much more practical than a small whirlwind.

I wonder if Uncle Liu, the succubus, will come forward this time, and Chai Jin, the little whirlwind, will still revolve around Jiyu.

While they were chatting, Yue Fei came back again, holding an exquisite hand crossbow in his hand and a red box in the other hand:

"Sir, this is Brother Yan Qing's Chuannu... Chai Daguan saw Brother Wu's video and apologized repeatedly, saying that he did not remember that Brother Wu lived in the manor for a year, but he was very grateful to him for remembering this sentiment. , I specially sent a box of gold and silver jewelry as a return gift."

Good guy, you are truly worthy of being a royal family.

Although I can no longer remember who Wu Song is, since someone remembers me, I will send a box of treasures as a gift in return.

No wonder Chai Jin doesn't have a high emotional intelligence, but there are always people around him to admire him. For being so generous, Li Yu would have to follow up with a few compliments to earn some gold and silver.

Li Yu took Yan Qing's Sichuan crossbow and looked at it:

"Such a small thing can kill people at close range, right?"

Yue Fei has learned a lot from Yan Qing along the way and knows Sichuan Nu very well:

"Within forty or fifty steps, the strength is still good, and you can shoot people to death. But after fifty steps, the strength will weaken, and you can only shoot small animals such as birds and rabbits."

Sure enough, this thing is relatively weak and is only suitable for close-range assassinations, not suitable for battlefield use.

I wonder if Professor Zhou understands this thing. It would be great if she could get a crossbow. It would definitely take Yan Qing's combat effectiveness to a higher level.

After watching Sichuan Nu, Li Yu opened the red paint box again.

The hinges and locks of the box are all made of gold, and the four corners are also edged with gold, highlighting a noble, elegant and flashy look, which is in line with Li Yu's stereotype of royal supplies.

The contents of the box are very rich, including large Buddhist beads, small rosary beads, various gold, silver and jade jewelry, etc. At the bottom are two gold collars of fifty taels and four silver collars of fifty taels.

Not bad, very open and bright, just like the big fat sheep of dreams...Eh? Why did I suddenly have an idea that only Master Mu had?

After Yue Fei left, Li Yu held the box and sent it to the vault with Wu Song.

"When Xuande raises his troops, these will be replaced with supplies. I hope it will not have an impact on the cultural relics market in the real world..."

Wu Song is very optimistic:

"Probably not. After all, we were released little by little, and the dynasties are still different."

Li Yu nodded, walked out of the vault with Wu Song, went upstairs to wash up, and chatted with Professor Zhou and Diao Chan for a while before saying good night to each other and going to bed.

The next day, Zhao Dahu ate breakfast and talked about the designed short arrow:

"In addition to regular arrows, there are also triangular arrows, blade arrows, rotating arrows, etc., with many functions... Based on the principle of modern crossbows for shooting rock climbing ropes, I also designed a short arrow for hanging ropes. I don't know the final effect. how."

Zhao Dahu hadn't seen the style of the crossbow. He hadn't started making it yet. He just designed the types of crossbow arrows.

After getting the crossbow, the final style of the crossbow arrows will be determined based on the strength and elasticity of the test.

Li Yu took a bite of the pie and said:

"I'll send you the crossbow this afternoon."

Let Professor Zhou take a look at it first, and then send it to Longwang Village for Big Beard to try and study it.

After breakfast, Li Yu went to the backyard to take a look. Zhang Fei's black gelding was completely fine. It was currently quarreling with the yellow gelding, and the big black horse also joined in the fun.

As for the Xixia horses, they were quietly eating feed on the side, as if they didn't disturb me while I was eating.

Li Yu added feed to them and combed them one by one. The good savior actually started doing the work of Bima Wen.

After doing this, he patted the horse hair on his body, changed his clothes, drove to the city to buy groceries, walked around the scenic spot and the Hanfu Factory, and then returned to the B&B to start today's busy work.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Ruotong arrived in her Land Rover Defender.

Finally, I could see the hidden treasure of Stinky Cat. I don’t know how many surprises there are... He could reveal all the secrets so openly and honestly. Although Miss Zhou didn’t say it, she was very touched in her heart.

But every time I was halfway moved, I was interrupted by the stinky guy's mouth.

After parking the car, Zhou Ruotong took her bag and pushed the door to get out of the car. As soon as she walked into the door of the B&B, Brother Dao greeted him. She quickly took out a pink bell ball from her bag:

"I heard that you chewed up the bell ball, so I bought you another one. This time it's pink. Don't dislike it."

Brother Dao rubbed her trouser legs and expressed his gratitude, then took the ball in his mouth and went to the front desk to play with Xiaochen.

Li Yu was making braised pork in the kitchen. When he heard Professor Zhou talking, he quickly took off his apron, washed his hands, and walked out of the kitchen with a cup of chestnut hot drink in his hand:

"I hope you'll be here soon. It's been prepared in advance."

Zhou Ruotong took it, took a sip, and asked:

"When I take Xiaochan on a trip, they won't bring new beauties to the B&B, right?"

King Zhou has Su Daji on his side, and the Three Kingdoms also has Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao... I have to come back from a trip. The beauties in the B&B are good enough to play mahjong. No matter how much I like the smelly cat, I have to beat him up first.

Li Yu quickly said:

"No, after Lu Bu finishes killing Dong Zhuo, I will call all the administrators over for a meeting and formally introduce the hostess of the B&B."

Now that I have told Professor Zhou all the secrets, I naturally have to introduce everyone to him.

In the past, Li Yu always felt lonely. He was carrying a huge secret alone and couldn't find anyone to share the secret with. Now that Professor Zhou is with him, this feeling is finally relieved.

The two did not go to the vault immediately, but sat side by side in the pavilion to bask in the sun.

Zhou Ruotong leaned on Li Yu's shoulder and took a small sip of the hot chestnut drink:

"Wang Ying is dead, Hu Sanniang won't marry another scumbag, right?"

Among the women in "Water Margin", the most tragic one is probably Hu Sanniang. Even though the whole family had surrendered, they were all killed by Li Kui. Only one brother, Hu Cheng, was missing.

After his family was exterminated, he still had to marry the most despicable and disgusting scumbag in Liangshan. It was simply a shame.

Last time I heard that Shan Xiongxin had killed Wang Ying, Zhou Ruotong was really happy for a while, but thinking about it today, Hu Sanniang's Hujiazhuang is too close to Liangshan, and coupled with the star setting, maybe Hu Sanniang will eventually go to Liangshan.

Li Yu said:

"Xuande will absorb people with good moral character into Qilin Village. As for Hu Sanniang, he must have some concerns. Don't worry, it's a big deal..."

He was about to say that the worst case scenario was to let Yue Fei and Wu Song bring Hu Sanniang to the real world, but he was worried that Professor Zhou was overthinking it, so he quickly changed the subject:

"The worst case scenario is sending her to Muke Village and forming a women's army with Guiying."

Oh, yes, you can send Sun Shangxiang, Mrs. Zhu Rong, Hu Sanniang and other female generals to Muke Village to build a female-dominated world. I wonder if the daughter country in Journey to the West can be recreated.

But you have to listen to their opinions on this matter, and you can't do it just because of your own bad taste.

Zhou Ruotong listened to Li Yu's imaginative words and drank a sweet drink. He felt that falling in love with this guy was fun and he would never get bored.

Finally, after finishing a drink, Li Yu took the empty cup and sent it to the kitchen, then held Professor Zhou's slender hand and walked towards the backyard.

While walking, this guy suddenly said:

"It's like a dream."

"What?"

Zhou Ruotong didn't react.

Li Yu shook her hand:

"I never thought that I could become a couple with you. I never dared to be so bold in my dreams."

The stinky guy has a bit of an inferiority complex... Zhou Ruotong opened his hand and held it with Li Yu's fingers intertwined:

"You often appear in my dreams...I don't know when it started. Anyway, you are like a candy that I can't drive away."

Hiss... this is Professor Zhou's first love talk, right?

Li Yu couldn't wait to find a small notebook and write it down quickly. I didn't expect that Professor Zhou, a thick-browed and big-eyed professor, would actually covet my body early.

Excellent men really shine like fireflies in the dark night.

When he came to the vault, Zhou Ruotong quickly turned his face away when he saw Li Yu was about to enter the password.

When the door opened, she looked at the lock and felt that it was still crude:

"You really don't want to change the locks?"

"No, there is Wusong Zhenzhai, so there is no problem with the safety of the B&B."

The two went in, Li Yu turned on the light and locked the door again.

After Zhou Ruotong looked around for a while, he felt that his eyes were not enough.

Cultural relics of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, cultural relics of the Han Dynasty, cultural relics of the Sui Dynasty, cultural relics of the early Northern Song Dynasty, cultural relics of the late Northern Song Dynasty... The entire vault is like a huge cultural relic storage room, with a dazzling array of various cultural relics, and even some letters.

Li Yu introduced the collection on the shelf like a treasure trove:

"This piece is called the Jeweled Jade Qilin. It was a gift from Brother Shan to me. There is also a letter written by his butler on a single scroll. The calligraphy is very beautiful."

"These are gifts given to Qin Qiong by heroes from all walks of life. He brought them all over."

"Do you know Xie Yingdeng in the stories of the Sui and Tang Dynasties? Last time I asked for advice on cultivating immortals, I specially gave him Wang Xianzhi's words. See if you like it."

"When Luoyang was burning, Lu Bu's men found the calligraphy treasure of Zhang Zhi, the ancestor of cursive script, from the city and sent it over."

"This is an offer sent to me by Chao Gai, the second generation of Liangshan Bo, inviting me to go to Liangshan to work together for great cause, but I want to accompany Tong Baobao, so I refused."

"This is an offer from my second apprentice Li Shimin, and I rejected it. Jiangshan Sheji is not as important as my wife!"

"On New Year's Eve, the empress asked Guiying to give me a bronze mirror and warned me not to be handsome without knowing it. I have always kept it in my heart."

"..."

Li Yu introduced them one by one. Zhou Ruotong's brain was buzzing. He subconsciously took out his gloves and put them on, carefully looking at these priceless treasures.

Before coming, she felt that the cultural relics Li Yu could bring out, except for the jade seal passed down from the country, were probably the ones he had taken out before.

As a result, when I entered the vault, I discovered that the stinky guy was selling low-end cultural relics and kept all the high-end ones.

For example, Zhang Zhi's original works, such as Wang Xianzhi's original works, these works of writing can be sold for sky-high prices no matter where they go.

In particular, Zhang Zhi's "Ode to the White Head" is not only free and elegant, but also has a strong sense of art between the lines, especially the two sentences "I wish to win the heart of one person, and we will never be separated until we grow old", which has simply been written into the hearts of many crazy men and resentful women. .

"What's up, Professor Zhou? Did your eyes suddenly open up?"

Zhou Ruotong no longer cared about answering. Looking at the priceless cultural relics one after another, he felt as if he had broken into the whirlpool of history.

She looked around and suddenly mentioned a famous quote from "The Three-Body Problem":

"Archaeology, no more."

Everyone worked hard to dig the tomb and did research without sleep or food, just to restore the clues in history as much as possible, but they didn't expect that their boyfriend could figure it out easily.

If you really don't understand something, you can even call the people involved in history to ask questions face to face.

In this case, what else is there to do archaeological research?

Li Yu took Zhou Ruotong's hand and asked:

"scared you?"

"No, it's a surprise... Every item in this room will make the industry tremble when you take it out, not to mention the treasure of the national jade seal. Any historian who comes here will be surprised. Gotta go crazy.”

Zhou Ruotong adjusted his breathing and tried to keep his tone as calm as possible.

She finally understands now that Li Yurang was mentally prepared yesterday. It was no joke. If he entered here without mental preparation, he would really not be able to stand the stimulation.

But in such a precious place, Li Yu opened it to him without reservation... Zhou Ruotong felt warm in his heart and unconsciously took someone's arm:

"Thank you, bastard!"

Good guy, I called you baby and wife, but you actually called me stinky guy... Li Yugang wanted to retort, but thought of Diao Chan also calling him Mr. Stinky, and he murmured in his heart.

What on earth have I done to make you think I'm so bad?

He picked up Zhang Zhi's original work and handed it to Zhou Ruotong:

"The day I confessed my love, I was too hasty and didn't give you a gift. I think the phrase 'Wish to win the heart of one person and stay together forever' is quite good, so let's use it to represent my heart."

Zhou Ruotong blinked, somewhat unbelievable:

"Give it to me? Do you know how valuable this calligraphy is?"

"No matter how valuable it is, it can't be compared to you. Besides, just ask Lu Bu to go to Zhang Zhi's house and order more. And Zhong Yao, let him write more when he is not busy, and even wholesale it on the assembly line."

The calligraphy works coveted by others can even be taken out in sacks at the B&B.

No matter how precious a sentence was, it couldn't be compared to you. Zhou Ruotong broke her guard. She put her arms around Li Yu's waist and asked:

"Have you really never been in love?"

How could he not have a date with someone who knows how to make girls happy?

Li Yu held her waist with a sincere and serious expression:

"We haven't talked about it. I can't even kiss you. If you don't believe me, try it."

Big bad guy, your abacus is all blown off my face... Zhou Ruotong was amused by someone's impropriety. He took Zhang Zhi's original handwriting and said:

"Then I'll buy you a car later. Don't be picky, let alone refuse!"

"No, even if you buy an old man's car, I'll drive it around every day."

After saying that, the two looked at each other and smiled, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous.

Zhou Ruotong stuffed Zhang Zhi's words into his bag, then with a sudden force, he grabbed Li Yu's hand and pressed the guy against the wall of the vault:

"If it hadn't been for the imitation of the jade seal this time, would you have planned to keep these secrets of the B&B from me forever?"

Li Yu thought Professor Zhou was going to hit someone, so he quickly said:

"The main reason is that the influence is too great. I'm afraid that you will call the police and drag me to be sliced ​​up... Besides, who knows you have already coveted my handsome face. If I knew you were thinking about me, I would just call you wife..."

Just as he was about to continue having sex, Zhou Ruotong suddenly came over and blocked what Li Yu wanted to say with his mouth, and the two of them kissed together awkwardly...

After a long time, Professor Zhou blushed, picked up his bag, and left the vault in a panic.

This was the first time she had done something so extreme, and she needed to go out and calm down.

Just as Li Yu was about to follow him out, he suddenly patted his head, picked up the original painting by Wang Xianzhi on the shelf, opened the filing cabinet next to it and put it in.

This is Diao Chan's cabinet, which contains personal items such as gold-buttoned jade bowls and Han Dynasty hairpins.

Since I just gave Professor Zhou a piece of calligraphy, I naturally have to give the little girl one too.

A bowl of water must be balanced!

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