Chapter 238 Zhang Ergou in Muke Village! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Sir, I brought Ergou!"

Mu Guiying walked into the study, followed by a tall and thin young man, wearing a brand new camouflage uniform and protective shoes on his feet. He looked about seventeen or eighteen years old.

Is this the person in Muke Village who is good at making gunpowder?

Just as he was thinking about it, Ergou suddenly knelt down with a plop:

"Zhang Ergou, a senior researcher at the Mukezhai Gunpowder Research Institute, came to see the old god!"

After saying that, he kowtowed a few times.

Li Yu: "..."

Putting the kowtow aside for now, Ergou, can you tell me why I look old?

The title of senior researcher at the Gunpowder Research Institute is quite good. It seems that Mu Guiying has learned to use collective honors and titles to attract talents.

Li Yu pulled Ergou up:

"There is no kneeling ceremony here, and you don't need to kneel down to anyone... Has Master Mu made it clear to you about going to another world?"

Ergou's face showed the excitement and excitement of meeting the gods, and he spoke the truth as soon as he opened his mouth:

"Let's make it clear. Promote Muke Village more and kidnap the technicians away!"

Diao Chan covered her mouth and laughed, while Mu Guiying's head was full of black lines, and she actually revealed the top secret. Why do I have such stupid subordinates?

Li Yu poured a cup of tea and handed it to Ergou:

"Go over there and help others make gunpowder. Think more carefully when doing it. The more research results you have, the more it will benefit the people of the world."

Of course, this benefit has a double meaning.

For the Han people, it is indeed a blessing, but for the foreign people, it is to promote kingship and spread peace and civilization.

At that time, we will also find some brothel girls to stand in front of the ruins of the foreign race and say hypocritically:

"They lost everything, but they were free!"

When Ergou heard this, he held the teacup in both hands and was about to kneel down again. Li Yu quickly pulled him up:

"Don't kneel down all the time. Relax. Don't be nervous."

Mu Guiying tore open a pack of wafer biscuits and tasted it. She thought it tasted good, and then gave it to Ergou:

"Eat whatever you want and put some in your pocket. These are snacks that are not available in Muke Village... Don't hold back. Sit down when it's time. The more casual you can be with Sir, the better. Don't be restrained."

"Thank you, village master!"

Ergou took it, but did not eat it. Instead, he sat on the chair solemnly, with a respectful look on his face, as if he was embarrassed to meet a big shot.

Li Yu looked at Diao Chan and Mu Guiying and asked:

"Let's take Ergou around the city. Do you have any good suggestions?"

As soon as they heard about going out to play, the two girls became interested.

"Go to Wanda for a walk and watch a movie... There is a period movie being played, which is quite suitable for Brother Ergou to watch. We will have a meal outside at noon, go to the amusement park in the afternoon, and finally go to Longqi Mountain to worship the good-luck cat. "

Diao Chan quickly made a travel plan, and Mu Guiying added a snack street to the list.

Shopping and eating, shopping but not eating doesn’t mean you didn’t go.

Moreover, with the new snacks, you can also take photos of them and show them to Master, which is the best of both worlds!

Li Yu didn't have any objections. He looked at Ergou's camouflage uniform. This might be the best clothing in Muke Village, but it was somewhat inappropriate for shopping.

He went to the room to get his own casual clothes and a pair of casual shoes, and asked Ergou to change into them in the next room:

"Let your hair be loose, tie it into a ponytail later, and put on a baseball cap. You will look like a rock and roll youth."

"Thank you, old god, for the reward!"

Ergou's words made Li Yu's mouth twitch. You can call him a god, but why do you have to use the word "老"?

It's a pity that Professor Zhou can't participate in this kind of occasion, otherwise she would be happy from the bottom of her heart if the newcomer calls out to her as "Old Professor"?

While Ergou was changing clothes, Li Yu looked at Mu Guiying and asked:

"How is the fourth prince of Xixia doing? Do you plan to cooperate with Mukezhai?"

"Yeah, I've thought about it. I was still hesitating a few days ago, but since the last time I drove the excavator back, he has no second thoughts and said that he will let the gods drive him."

On the day the excavator arrived, Mu Guiying came directly from the fourth prince's room to the real world and performed a disappearing act for the fourth prince.

As a result, I forgot about this when I drove the excavator back, and the brand-new excavator appeared directly in the fourth prince's room, almost running him over to death.

The scene of such a large machine appearing out of thin air directly made the fourth prince return to his heart. He said that he would participate in the seizure of the rightful son and become the emperor of Xixia, and then the whole country would surrender to Muke Village.

Well, it was not surrender to the Song Dynasty, but surrender to Muke Village.

These are two concepts and cannot be confused.

"The Xixia guards who put him back did not come back to deliver the ransom. It seems that they are determined to cut off the fourth prince. I plan to let the fourth prince study at the Muke Village Research Institute for a while and then go back."

Mu Guiying has recently demonstrated a bunch of magical tricks, and the fourth prince has completely become a die-hard fan of Muke Village.

For example, this girl deliberately picked a Xixia prisoner who had killed many Han people, and took out a piece of paper that said "Old Mother Lishan is ugly" and asked him to read it.

The prisoner started reading without saying anything, but before he could say the word "strange", a thunderbolt fell from the sky and instantly chopped him into ashes.

The fourth prince was so frightened that he knelt down and kowtowed on the spot. Even the people in Muke Village were surprised and kowtowed repeatedly to forgive.

As for Mu Guiying herself, she naturally knelt down at the speed of light, said a lot of words to make the empress happy, and promised to bring more food and drinks to show her respect, so she was exempted from the punishment of a ten-day tour of the Caterpillar World.

You are really a leaky cotton-padded jacket for the empress... Li Yu felt that his imagination was big enough, but he didn't expect that Village Master Mu was even better and could actually come up with such a way to make the gods appear.

After talking about this, Diao Chan talked about Zhao Fujin's trip to Qilin Village. Mu Guiying listened with admiration on her face:

"I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to be so powerful that Di Ji was willing to elope with him. What kind of book is he reading? Let me read it too!"

I used to think that Yan Ruyu in the book was nonsense, but I didn't expect Mr. Zhang to actually realize it.

In this case, let's give it a try, if we can abduct Mr. back... Forget it, he will affect my imperial hegemony, and Fairy Xiaochan and Sister Zhou will also be unhappy.

Li Yu handed the book "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day" on the bookshelf to Mu Guiying:

"This is the book. Yide said it is a love guide and a magical tool for getting out of singles. You can read it."

"The emperor's heart is moved by what he said. I have to take it back and study it carefully."

Just as he was talking, Ergou changed his clothes and came back.

Not to mention, putting on modern clothes and tying your hair into a ponytail looks really energetic.

Li Yu handed over his baseball cap:

"Put on your hats. If there's no problem, let's go!"

The group drove to the city, ate delicious food, went shopping, watched movies, played on amusement rides, and rode the Ferris wheel. In the afternoon, they went to Longqi Mountain and worshiped the jade cat statue seriously.

When I went there, I happened to meet the owner Lin Hongqi. Not only did he get free admission, but I also got to experience the newly put into use cable car. Going up the mountain to worship cats will become more convenient in the future.

After paying homage to the cat, Lin Hongqi invited everyone to have a meal at the farmhouse restaurant down the mountain.

It is said that this restaurant was opened by the uncle of Boss Lin in Beijing. It tasted very good and also had roasted whole lamb. Mu Guiying’s mouth was filled with oil after eating it, and she kept urging Li Yu to follow suit so that she could eat it often. .

Li Yu thought that when he was not busy in the future, he could come over and observe, learn how to roast a whole lamb, and let his old mother have a try.

When we returned to the B&B, it was already dark.

Wu Song came over with a smile:

"Brother Ergou, we are going to see Liu Guanzhang later. Are you nervous?"

Wu Song had a busy day at the Hanfu factory and the village today. He had been fishing for a few days and had to work hard for a while.

Ergou quickly clasped his fists and saluted:

"I met Wu Dutou, and the village leader said that you killed a tiger with three punches and two kicks. It was so powerful!"

These words suddenly came to Wu Erlang's heart:

"It's just a trivial matter, not worth mentioning!"

Before coming, Mu Guiying showed Ergou a picture of Wu Song and also told him some precautions for meeting and greeting.

For example, you can't mention big brother, brotherhood, etc. The emphasis is on killing the tiger. This is Wu Song's highlight moment and can be praised repeatedly.

After receiving such a compliment, Wu Song's favorable impression of Ergou indeed increased a lot. He smiled and asked:

"Did your parents give you your name?"

Poor families pay attention to nicknames so that they can make a living, so many people have random names.

Mu Guiying said:

"Er Gou is a little beggar who came to Muke Village ten years ago. He has no father or mother. The name Er Gou was given by everyone. As for the surname Zhang, he took the surname of God... By the way, sir, we are about to leave. You Give Ergou a name."

Taking God’s last name?

How about calling it... Zhang Bairen?

Forget it, Haotian might flip the table if he does this, so don't provoke him.

Li Yu thought it was better to listen to the opinions of the parties involved first:

"The name represents a person's pursuit and expectation. Ergou, do you have any wishes?"

"I hope that the food in Muke Village will be abundant every year, especially sweet potatoes, potatoes and corn. It is not easy to have a full meal for the first time in such a long life."

Such a simple wish.

Li Yu thought for a while and gave Ergou a name:

"How about calling me Zhang Sanfeng? There will be a bumper harvest of three kinds of grains. What do you think?"

Ergou knelt down and kowtowed again:

"Thank you to the old god for giving me the name!"

Well, I can’t get rid of this old character... Li Yu pulled him up and told him:

"Live a good life when you get there. Here is a big gift package, including mobile phones, tablets, solar chargers, etc. They are some basic supplies. I will make up for you in the future if you are missing anything."

Now that we have come to the real world, a set of novice gift packages is indispensable.

Ergou was so happy that he almost kowtowed again, but was stopped by Li Yu.

After a few more pleasantries, Ergou took the gifts and some daily necessities from everyone, and was dragged by Wu Song to leave the real world and go to Qilin Village in the Water Margin and Yue World.

Within a few minutes, Wu Song came back:

"We have arrived successfully. Everyone is surrounding Ergou... Oh no, they are surrounding Sanfeng asking questions... Zhang Sanfeng, why does this name sound familiar?"

Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled:

"He's a character in a martial arts novel, quite majestic."

Li Yu smiled:

"The atmosphere has been enhanced here. It would be inappropriate not to take anything away from it."

After speaking, he looked at Mu Guiying and asked:

"How did you bring Ergou out?"

"Just let his mind be empty without thinking about anything, and then drag him along. It's very simple."

In the past, people who came to modern society were plot characters. This is the first time that a character whose name has not appeared in the book has come. I didn't expect that it would be so easy to drag him here.

Going back allows each world to cultivate a group of talents whose names were not mentioned in the original work, specifically for communicating with each other.

Mu Guiying was thinking about reading, so she went back with the book "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day", intending to study it carefully and learn the art of speaking.

After Diao Chan went upstairs to study, Li Yu originally wanted to visit the empress, but found that the empress had tasted all the snacks on hand and there was nothing unusual about them, so he drove to the small supermarket in Cuntou to buy some.

Arriving at Shitouzhai New Village at the foot of the mountain, Wang Shaojun, who had got off work, was smoking a cigarette, holding a coin, and scratching the lottery ticket reverently.

"Hey, do you still have such a leisurely and elegant taste?"

Li Yu didn't expect that this guy would dream of getting rich after contracting a stall in a scenic spot.

Wang Shaojun said with a smile:

"Shaojie scratched more than 500 here two days ago. I also tried it, but I didn't expect that I got a lot of empty prizes... Boss Li's career is so prosperous, why don't you try a few scratches too?"

Li Yu wanted to refuse, but supermarket owner Sun Liansheng quickly handed over a stack of scratch-off tickets and thoughtfully prepared coins for scratching off the prizes.

In this case, let's take a small gamble to enjoy ourselves.

Li Yu took it, scratched it a few times, scratched out the pattern, and compared it with the winning result. He actually won five hundred yuan.

"My God, you are very lucky!"

Wang Shaojun was so excited that he almost dropped the cigarette butt from his hand. He scraped off more than a hundred yuan, but only got out a comforting five yuan.

But Li Yu’s first one was 500 yuan, so the gap was too big!

Supermarket owner Sun Liansheng quickly took out his mobile phone and started shooting a video, preparing to post it online as an advertisement for his supermarket:

"Keep going and see if you can still win the big prize."

Wang Shaojun muttered:

"It should be gone. It would be nice to get one grand prize per edition."

Just after finishing speaking, Li Yu scratched off the second coating and won 288 yuan this time.

Sun Liansheng's hand while filming the video began to shake. Wang Shaojun also held his breath and stopped talking. He carefully watched Li Yu's movements of scratching the prize, and suddenly began to suspect that his empty prize was purely caused by the wrong posture of scratching the prize.

Li Yu continued to scrape, and scraped everything from the lowest five yuan to the highest 8888. After scraping all this time, he actually earned tens of thousands.

Is this the good luck brought by the lucky cat?

Li Yu recalled that he didn't do much today, so he went to the top of the mountain to pay homage to the good-luck cat. He didn't expect it to have such a huge recoil. The good-luck cat really lived up to its reputation.

After scratching off all the pages, Wang Shaojun was dumbfounded and couldn't help but pat the counter and urge Sun Liansheng:

"Quick, quick, get me two copies."

After saying that, he asked for the coins Li Yu used to scratch the prize, hoping to get some good luck.

Sun Liansheng's thoughts were all on Li Yu:

"How about another edition?"

He had never seen anyone so lucky, and felt that Li Yu should strike while the iron was hot and scrape some more.

Li Yu stopped when he saw good things:

"Forget it, I still have something to do. Calculate the money and charge it directly to the supermarket card later. It will be more convenient to buy things in the future."

He chose some snacks that his wife had never eaten before, took the loaded shopping card, drove back to the B&B, and then went to the scenic spot with the snacks.

As soon as he reached the empress's sensing range, her voice sounded in his mind:

"Your luck has also increased, but it hasn't reached its peak. It seems to have been consumed a bit... Is this brought by the good luck cat?"

Well, I just got the prize... Li Yu didn't hide anything and told today's events exactly.

"Since you gave Ergou a name, you will have a cause and effect with him in the future. Please pay more attention to him when you are not busy, and don't let the cause and effect develop. Otherwise, if he gets into trouble, he will be blamed on you."

Although the real world does not pay attention to this, all the contexts of the world in the book are basically related to metaphysics.

Li Yu agreed:

"Don't worry, I will pay attention...Did Zhao Fujin go to the temple to worship you?"

"I'm here. She's a little girl who dares to love and hate. I like her very much."

With this sentence, Zhao Fujin is equivalent to having an immortal golden body. He seems to have left the royal family, but he has found a bunch of gods as his backers, not to mention that Zhang Fei's sworn second brother is also one of the gods.

Isn’t this more promising than being the concubine of the Zhao and Song royal family?

Li Yu asked about the fourth prince of Xixia:

"He is missing an ear and several teeth. Is there any hope of winning the heir apparent?"

In ancient times, appearance was very important. If you didn't have good looks, you would be rejected even if you were to take the imperial examination, let alone become an emperor.

The empress said:

"If he really wants to seize the heir, I will let him grow ears and teeth again in front of the Xixia civil and military officials. If he just finds a reason to leave Muke Village, he will only bring it upon himself."

Mu Guiying had his teeth knocked out and his ears cut off as cause and effect, and the empress helped him grow them back to end the cause and effect.

As long as you choose the right time and use this miracle, the reputation of the fourth prince will definitely increase, and he may become the emperor of Xixia in the future.

When he ascends the throne, if he abides by his promise and surrenders to Muke Village as agreed, he will naturally be given a good fortune in the future.

Otherwise, the ears that have grown back will disappear again, and the oaths sworn in Muke Village will come true one by one.

Well, Mu Guiying will definitely make him swear a lot of poison when he lets him go.

In the real world, everyone swears is just like farting, but in the world where gods watch, as long as the gods are willing, they can make the vows come true one by one.

"Recently, someone in the Three Kingdoms world secretly worshiped me, and while paying tribute, they talked about atheism. Is he your friend?"

As soon as the empress finished speaking, the figure of Sun Facai worshiping God appeared in Li Yu's mind.

But this guy is neither pious nor serious, and he is so mean-spirited that people can't help but want to punch him.

Li Yu introduced Sun Facai:

"He is the root of the chaos in the world of the Three Kingdoms. If you have a chance, please protect him, otherwise the entire Three Kingdoms may return to the original plot again."

"good!"

After chatting with his old mother for a while, Li Yu returned with snacks.

When he walked to the gate of Longwang Village, he saw a man with a fair face, wearing a set of Hanfu, looking left and right in the mirror, with a strong look of narcissism on his face.

It was as if he was obsessed with himself without paying attention.

Who is running into the Dragon King's Village in the middle of the night?

Li Yu patted the door:

"Who are you, handsome man?"

The guy looked in the mirror and got excited all over, and quickly laughed twice:

"I'm Zhao Dahu, don't you recognize me?"

Li Yu rubbed his eyes. Damn it. Is this the bearded guy from Longwang Village who wields a hammer? How do you give people the feeling of plastic surgery?

Wait, this guy once said that whenever he meets a girl he likes, he will shave off his beard and show off his handsome face in all directions.

So...the blacksmith is really in love?

Damn, is that "Reply with High EQ, Warm Her All Day" really a secret book for getting out of singles?

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