Chapter 232 Lu Bu’s Godson Was Scolded [Please Vote]

"Sir, can I imitate that emperor named Zhu who killed corrupt officials?"

Li Yu was in a daze in the study, when Mu Guiying walked in boundingly. Seeing oranges on the table, she couldn't help but peel one open and start showing off.

An emperor named Zhu?

Isn't that Zhu Chongba?

Lao Zhu was indeed very ruthless in killing corrupt officials. With the pervasive infiltration of Jin Yiwei, he could dig out many corrupt officials every year, and many of them were even important officials of the imperial court.

But the killings continued, with little effect. The more the killings, the more the literati started to attack. Even Duke Yan Sheng of the Confucius Mansion was embarrassed by Zhu Yuanzhang. Even if he was summoned, he refused to go to Beijing to meet the saint.

The reason is that Lao Zhu has no basic base, needs literati to serve as officials to manage the country, and does not dare to offend too much.

It was also the early period of the dynasty, and the Qing Dynasty did not behave like literati. Officials came from the Eight Banners and did not give literati a chance to perform at all.

In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang also had a basic base, that is, Huaixi Xungui, but this basic base was too shallow and he was not single-minded.

Especially after Zhu Biao's death, Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yuanzhang's alternative successor, was looked down upon by Huaixi nobles. Zhu Yunwen did not represent the interests of Huaixi.

In order to prevent his grandson from usurping the throne, Zhu Yuanzhang had to sharpen his sword and attack his old brothers.

It's a pity that despite all his calculations, he failed to calculate that he, a good saint-grandson of his, would be the first thing he did after taking office. He was encouraged by Fang Xiaoru and others to cut down the vassal. The techniques were so low-level that he forced the vassal king to rebel.

The purpose of cutting down the vassal vassal was to prevent the vassal king from rebelling. The vassal king had to rebel in order to survive... If the hammer is hammered, it is yes.

Putting aside his thoughts, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:

"You can kill, it just depends on what method you use. In addition, you must have a group of people who are loyal to you, so that the dynasty can continue to develop."

Given the poor temperament of Song Dynasty literati, if Mu Guiying really became emperor, they would most likely take control of the court quickly and even be able to issue decrees without leaving the palace.

If you want to deal with them, you have to use your brain.

Li Yu thought for a while, installed several question and answer apps on Mu Guiying's phone, and taught them how to use them:

"If you have any questions in the future, just ask them on it and see how netizens answer... There are thousands of keyboard warriors, and it's time to give full play to their strengths on paper."

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:

"Sir, are you looking for a group of aides for the emperor? Will my identity be exposed?"

Li Yu smiled:

"No one knows who you are, so you can ask whatever you want. Even if you ask a very tricky question, people will just think that you are too busy or just to accumulate material for writing a book. No one will really think that you are an ancient person. "

"Can it still be like this? Then I'll ask some questions first."

Li Yu reminded:

"Don't post selfies to let them praise your beauty. If netizens see your appearance, just wait for them to harass you through private messages 24 hours a day."

"Oh, alright!"

Mu Guiying really wanted to try posting a selfie, but since her husband wouldn't let her, forget it.

Listen to Master over there, listen to Master over here, and you won’t get beaten on either side, oh yeah!

In the evening, Li Yu went to the warehouse again, checked carefully, and confirmed that there was no blood, then he put away Wu Song's swords to prevent others from seeing them and causing misunderstanding.

After walking around the warehouse and about to leave, the tall Zishou suddenly appeared:

"Sir, that saint appeared in my dream again. He was still like a cloud and could not be seen clearly. I cursed him a few times, but he had no reaction."

no response?

Have saints become so free from desires and desires?

Li Yu asked:

"Tell me how you scolded me."

If a saint really reaches the point where he has no desires or desires, it means that he has transformed into the Tao. Otherwise, he will definitely have emotional fluctuations and may be irritated.

Such is the case with a certain old mother who likes to play tricks on her brain.

Zi Shou scratched his head, a little embarrassed to say bad words in front of Li Yu, but he still told everything that happened in the dream exactly.

The language of swearing is really lacking... Li Yu didn't expect that the dignified King Shang would basically curse at me with innocuous words such as "I will execute your whole family and kill your descendants", and he didn't even say hello to his mother.

Of course, these innate creatures have no mother to speak of, so scolding them is in vain.

It's time to give Zi Shou some extra lessons. There are a lot of people who come out of the B&B, and their eloquence is not too bad, especially a certain general named Lu, who is the chief linguist of the B&B.

Now that I need to scold the saint, I naturally have to send the strongest combat force to teach Zishou a lesson and let him feel the charm of language.

It's a pity that Sun Facai can't come, otherwise if he were to scold him, even Tiandao might not be able to bear it.

"Prime Minister Shang Rong and Uncle Wang have already set off for Huoyun Cave. I am worried about their safety, so I specially asked Huang Feihu to lead the army to protect them. The Grand Master recently contacted Jie Jiaoxian who serves in the DPRK, communicated with them in advance, and informed Mr. Kong Xuan The troops were transferred to Chaoge City and he was made the general protecting the country."

As the first person among saints, Kong Xuan's fighting ability is unquestionable.

A master of this level would be a bit unqualified to serve as the commander-in-chief, so he should be promoted. No matter where there is a situation in the future, Kong Xuan can be sent to support him.

"Biyou Palace has issued a new canon, urging the immortals to abide by the laws of the world and not to harm human beings. It is said that some of the Jiejiao immortals have left the Jiejiao and made a living on their own."

The opportunity for the leader of Tongtian to become a saint is to teach without distinction, so he recruits many disciples. But now that Tongtian has become a Taoist, Duobao has the final say in Biyou Palace. Naturally, he can re-standardize the canon and eliminate the cause and effect of interception in advance.

As soon as the canon rules came out, the Jie Jiao immortals who originally enjoyed the shade under the big trees left Jie Jiao one after another, which made Duobao and others heave a sigh of relief.

There are not so many causes and effects, and it will be more convenient for Jiejiao to transform.

"The Grand Master said that some laws will be gradually promulgated next, some for the human race, some for the demon race, and some for all kinds of immortals."

Since only by embracing the human race can there be hope for a comeback, several members of the core of the Jiejiao have changed quickly. They plan to stabilize the situation first, and then take the maintenance of the human race as their own responsibility and wantonly hunt down the immortals who have harmed the human race.

This can not only reduce the cause and effect, but also accumulate merit.

For innate beings, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is endless, and merit is not rare. However, as the spiritual energy becomes increasingly thin, merit and the power of belief become the only resources that can improve the realm.

In particular, merit can offset karma and disasters, and it will definitely be the rarest existence in the future world of immortality.

Therefore, before the official start of the Conferring Gods, we should plan a wave first so that the core strength of Jiejiao can feel the benefits of merit in advance.

Li Yu believed that Duobao, having been the Buddha for so many years, would definitely be able to arrange the affairs of Jie Jiao, so he did not ask any more questions, but chatted with Zi Shou about the arrangements at the mortal level:

"Have the weapons Lu Bu sent been distributed?"

"It's done. Huang Feihu is very happy. He said that the new equipment can improve the combat effectiveness of the army to a higher level. When he comes back from the Fire Cloud Cave, he will start training using the military training methods of later generations to make the army more combat effective."

Before the story of Conferring Gods began, Zi Shou followed the path of working hard, but now that he has come into contact with the real world, he works even harder.

But this is not enough. When the slaves can be liberated, can the Shang Dynasty truly rise.

However, doing so would be tantamount to completely breaking up with the aristocracy. Not only Xiqi would rebel, but other princes would probably also make trouble.

At the end of the dynasty, these were inevitable.

What Zishou has to do now is to stabilize the core areas around Chaoge. When these places complete their ideological transformation and the slaves are liberated, they will burst out with strong combat effectiveness and creativity.

"The supplies for you are ready. You can get them back. I'll call Lu Bu."

Because the Yin and Shang dynasties had gods, they did not receive much support in terms of productivity. They still had to find ways to involve the gods in production.

For example, those immortals who are good at making magic weapons asked them to get some magic weapons to purify salt. Bai Huahua's salt can not only be sold, but can even be exported to the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang Dynasties, Water Margin and other worlds.

The salt blessed by divine power, the empress said it was good to eat it... I don't know if I use such advertising slogans, I will suffer a few brain breakdowns.

The materials Li Yu prepared for Zishou included salt, clothing, hygiene products, toiletries, etc., which were basically for the royal family and ministers.

Resources are limited, so we can only use them closely to support the people around us, and at the same time, we can also allow everyone to accept advanced cultural life bit by bit.

When resources are abundant in the future, they will be spread among the people, subtly liberating the minds of the entire Shang Dynasty, and getting rid of some bad habits that are not suitable for development.

Zishou drove his electric fifth wheel over, and while he was loading the car, Li Yu came to the kitchen door and found Brother Dao, who was guarding the dog basin and waiting for dinner.

"Call Lu Bu over here for me and ask him for help if you need anything."

Brother Dao lazily raised his eyelids, then put on airs without moving.

Li Yu patted its head:

"I cooked two rabbits today. If you don't want to eat them, how about changing them to sorghum rice? I heard that carnivores will gain a lot of merit by eating vegetarian food once in a while. Do you want to try it?"

Brother Dao's eyes widened suddenly, and he reluctantly got up and prepared to go to the study.

Li Yu squatted down and hugged its neck and asked:

"Is Lucky Cat your friend?"

Brother Dao was stunned for a moment and nodded hesitantly. Obviously, he and Lucky Cat had some grudges, but overall they were still friends.

Seeing this guy admit it, Li Yu said:

"This time it protected Wu Erlang in getting rid of the spies, and even caught a pig with it. Thank you for me. Without its good luck, it probably wouldn't have gone so smoothly."

Although both Wu Song and Yan Qing have first-class minds, it is a spy stronghold after all. The son of the prince of the dynasty was still staying there. Under tight defense, although the two of them could break in, it would never be as Wu Song described. That way, success comes much smoother than Dove.

Brother Dao didn't expect Li Yu to be so polite. He was startled for a moment, rubbed his head against Li Yu, and trotted to the study.

By the time Li Yu walked into the warehouse with a pot of braised pork, Lu Bu had already arrived and was tasting several new flavors of compressed biscuits.

"Brother Xian, these compressed biscuits have a good taste. There are nuts in them and they taste delicious."

Li Yu put the braised pork on the dining table in a corner of the warehouse, took two large packages of wide noodles, and prepared to make the fried noodles that Lu Bu and Zi Shou loved to eat in the warehouse.

He said while working:

"This is specially made in the factory. The cost is slightly higher. It is only supplied to the book world... How is Liu Xie doing now?"

There has been no news about the eldest disciple for a long time. I wonder if he was bullied by the palace maids.

When Lu Bu heard this, he quickly took out his mobile phone from his arms:

"I found the little emperor for my brother, and specially recorded a video for you to see."

When Li Yu heard this, he stopped what he was doing, took the phone and clicked on the video. The figure of his eldest disciple Liu Xie appeared on the screen.

"After several months, Xie finally got in touch with Mr. Xie. In the past few months, the world has been turned upside down and the artifact has been covered in dust. Fortunately, the soldiers such as Ting Hou fought bravely to kill the enemy, which gave the big man a glimmer of hope. Xie is grateful!"

Damn, you still don’t forget to win people’s hearts at this time. Are you really a ten-year-old kid?

Liu Xie in the video is still the same as before, neither humble nor arrogant, with a calm expression. This scholarly look is very similar to that of Yue Fei. It's a pity that the two can't meet each other, otherwise I really want the two children to sit together and see who is tenser. Tighter.

"Since entering the customs, students have seen people dying of starvation and illness on the roadside. They feel pity, but they can't do anything. They have deeply understood the wise saying that "power comes from the barrel of a gun"... I heard that several ministers who are passionate about serving the country are... If we plan to kill Dong, if it starts, students are invited to participate, and together with the kings, we will kill Dong's thief, and bring peace to the world."

People who serve the country with passion... Li Yu thought of the way Guo Jiaxun, You Zhongyao and others gathered together to puff away smoke, and thought it would be more appropriate to call him a passionate smoker.

Fortunately, Jia Xu is more restrained and does not have any bad habits that affect his life span, otherwise the old smoker team will have another member.

The video is not long. After Liu Xie finished speaking, he bowed his hands to the ground. He was full of royal style. I remember that Liu Bei was so meticulous when he worshiped Yue Fei.

Li Yu returned the phone to Lu Bu:

"I called you here today because I wanted your godson to be scolded."

Upon hearing this, Lu Bu rolled up his sleeves:

"Who are you scolding?"

"saint!"

Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Did my dear brother think that I was too slow in seizing beautiful women, so he took the opportunity to beat me?

By calling a saint, do you want me to die young?

Li Yu didn't know what this guy was thinking, so he said to himself:

"Two days ago, a saint came to Zishou in his dream and warned him not to go against heaven, otherwise he would bear the consequences. The empress said that a certain saint took action, but it's hard to say who it was. I don't think a saint can hurt Zishou. , I asked him to try to curse a few words, but it turned out that he didn’t know how to curse, and the situation was very embarrassing.”

It's okay for him to hit people, let alone kill people, but it's not okay for him to curse people.

Thinking of him clumsily greeting the saint with limited vocabulary, Li Yu's head was full of black lines.

Let you irritate the saint, not tickle him.

When Lu Bu heard that the empress knew about this, his originally extinguished heart was suddenly ignited:

"Since San'er left, I have sworn not to curse, but since Zi Shou needs guidance and my master has no objection, let's make an exception and give him some guidance... Don't say too harsh words, so as not to annoy the saint seriously. If there is water, fire or wind, Master will blame you."

Good guy, you are quite confident in your profession!

Li Yu put the water on the boil and was about to start cooking noodles when Zi Shou came back with the electric fifth wheel on.

Lu Bu walked over with a smile:

"Does Zishou want to learn to curse? I have some experience on this matter, and I can share it with you."

Zishou quickly raised his hands and saluted:

"Thank you very much, Marquis Wen. I have always believed that I can do something but not speak. I have never scolded anyone. I don't know how to anger people."

Lu Bu sat down in the carriage of the electric fifth wheel and started talking:

"This is easy to do. Just pick the sore spot and say it. Just like when I attacked San'er, I'll pick the sore spot and attack fiercely. Even a saint can't stand it."

Zishou asked a little embarrassed:

"A saint has no father, no mother, and no family or descendants. How should we scold him?"

"Everything in the world can find its source. If he has no father or mother, it can only mean that he is a beast... Well, in the name of the king, you can make him the best shit-eating beast in the world, or find some insects that represent lowliness and regard him as a saint. If his parents are trampled to death... there is no source, let’s create a source for him!"

Damn, you are really good at smearing.

This kind of disgusting way of scolding an undead person might actually annoy the saint.

As a king of Shang Dynasty, Zi Shou had a golden tongue. As long as he lowered his face and discredited him, the majestic innate saint might soon be of the same origin as maggots, mosquitoes and flies.

The Tathagata was eaten by Kong Xuan and came out of Kong Xuan's belly immediately. In order not to be involved in cause and effect, he also specifically recognized Kong Xuan as the mother of Buddha. Kong Xuan has since become Kong Xuan.

If Zi Shou arranges saints randomly, new causes and effects may occur.

Li Yu listened to Lu Bu's imaginative words and really wanted to invite his empress over so that she could experience Lu Fengxian's eloquence.

Lu Bu's mouth didn't stop until the noodles were ready. Zi Shou sighed repeatedly. He never thought that words could be so lethal if used well.

"It's a pity that Marquis Wen can't go to the World of Conferred Gods, otherwise I will definitely make you a side by side and join hands with me to create a prosperous age."

Lu Bu would not give the saint a chance to find trouble and settle accounts:

"Ha, I just opened my imagination, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you have to remember Zishou and talk about the pain points of saints. For example, others have transformed into Taoism, why didn't you transform into Taoism? Are you too stupid?"

A simple sentence, but it hurts more than Xiao Li's flying knife.

Zi Shou took a bite of oil and splashed the noodles, feeling that in just half an hour, he had been exposed to more swear words than he had been exposed to in twenty-eight years.

No wonder Brother Zhang Fei couldn't scold Marquis Wen. His eloquence was indeed good.

During the meal, Li Yu was worried that Zi Shou would be overwhelmed by Lu Bu's swear words, so he specifically talked about the progress of Water Margin and Yue Shijie.

When he heard that Gao Yanei had been captured, Lu Bu rubbed his little hands excitedly:

"Can you get it for me? Fengxiao will explain the method of torture and confession to the army officers recently. If Gao Yanei can be used as a teaching material, the officers and soldiers will definitely learn more seriously."

Damn, you really know how to recycle waste... Li Yu didn't agree:

"Uncle Liu Huang should have arrangements. Let him use it first. If he is still alive after using it, I will find a way to bring it to you."

Lu Bu took a piece of pig snout and took a bite:

"Then it's time for San'er to snatch his wife. I don't know if he can do it... I'll ask Erlang to help me next time. If you need a mount, my red rabbit can participate."

Well, although people can't go there, they can let the red rabbits and horses go there to have fun.

Li Yu nodded and said he would take care of the conversation.

After the meal, Zishou learned some curse words for a while and rode back on his electric five-wheeler. Just as Lu Bu was about to leave, he suddenly patted his head and thought of something important:

"Li Ru had someone send me a post and wanted to treat me to a drink...Do you think he might have gotten any information and wanted to ask me for equipment like a walkie-talkie?"

Eh? Don't tell me, it's really possible.

Although the last battle to stop Cao Cao was fought happily, it was the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army led by Xu Rong who participated in the battle. If someone revealed it, it would reach Li Ru's ears sooner or later.

Thinking of this, Li Yu looked at Lu Bu and asked:

"What did Mr. Wenhe and the others say?"

There are a bunch of counselors with over 90 intelligence over there, so let’s not waste our brain cells and let’s listen to everyone’s analysis first!

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