Chapter 207 Nuwa: Whoever Lets Liu Bei Have an Accident Will Have an Accident! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

It’s hard for me to agree to your condition!

Li Yu thought for a while and started bargaining with Professor Zhou in the WeChat message:

"You can't ask about cultural relics."

"Do not ask!"

Hey, it’s so refreshing. Apart from this secret, there’s nothing else. Li Yu sent a handshake emoticon without saying anything:

"See you tonight!"

At noon, I just brought a few strong men to cause trouble in the hot pot restaurant. In the evening, I brought a few beauties there to ease the relationship, so that they would not think they were looking for trouble.

However, seeing Mu Guiying holding a bowl of rice and taking big mouthfuls of rice, Li Yu felt that the buffet area would not be too peaceful tonight.

Alas, just be restless if you don't live well. After all, this girl is going to go on an expedition, so she really needs to eat and drink well.

Thinking of the first time in the book that the world used cannons and Molotov cocktails as a time-honored weapon, Li Yu said:

"Bring a few action cameras when you go and take more videos. When you come back, I can give you a reference and explore to see if there is any need for improvement."

Ho ho, I want to go to the city to eat hot pot... Mu Guiying happily took a bite of the roasted eggplant and said vaguely:

"No problem, I promise to take pictures of everything for you... Prepare a few more memory cards and large-capacity power banks for me to avoid things getting messed up at critical moments."

"There are many B&Bs, you can take whatever you want."

In addition to these, you also need to prepare some fireworks and firecrackers to scare the cavalry. Ancient horses were not trained and could run away with the slightest explosion. It would be somewhat wasteful to use cannonballs directly.

Gunpowder is very valuable and must be used in key places.

After this battle is over, Muke Village must upgrade the black powder supporting tools, such as industrial granulators, crystallization vessels for purifying saltpeter, etc., all of which need to be purchased.

As for the formula, it should also be based on the perfect proportions accurate to two decimal places in Britain back then, so that the maximum efficiency of black powder can be found.

Only by standardizing the production of black powder can a series of artillery-related data such as ballistics, impact point, and range be calculated.

As long as all these are mastered, artillery will be a great weapon on the ancient battlefield, and can even be moved to ships, allowing the navy to enter the age of navigation ahead of schedule.

After Mu Guiying finished eating, Li Yu took her and Diao Chan to the fireworks and firecracker market in the city, and bought fireworks worth hundreds of thousands of yuan based on the principles of making loud noise, shooting far, and having high brightness.

Not long after, the store owner enthusiastically delivered the goods to the B&B warehouse, and also gave a lot of instructions for storage before saying goodbye and leaving.

"With this thing, conquering the Tianmen Formation will be a piece of cake."

Mu Guiying carried several large box-shaped fireworks and looked left and right, then asked Li Yu:

"Sir, if you take out the gunpowder inside, can it be made into a bomb?"

It is definitely possible, but I don’t know how powerful the explosion is... It is a good thing to be brave in innovation. Li Yu encouraged Mu Guiying:

"You can take it back and try it, but don't dismantle it completely, otherwise you will have to buy it for you later."

"Yes sir!"

The electric fifth wheel was fully charged, and Mu Guiying rolled up her sleeves and started loading the car.

After transporting the fireworks and compressed biscuits back, the girl went to Diao Chan's room to take a bath, and put on Diao Chan's new pair of casual shoes on her feet on the pretext that she needed to wear new shoes before going on an expedition.

In the evening, Li Yu drove Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, who were all dressed in new clothes, to the gate of Guanlan Mingshu Community. They met Professor Zhou and went to a hot pot restaurant for a meal.

After returning to the B&B after eating and drinking, Mu Guiying hurriedly left the real world with her action camera, memory card, power bank and other items, preparing to go on an expedition!

"I really didn't expect to have a meal with Sister Zhou and get a gift."

Diao Chan was sitting in the study, playing with a small compact camera. She thought the way the lens popped out was very funny.

Zhou Ruotong saw that Diao Chan liked to post photos of B&Bs in WeChat Moments, so he bought two compact cameras, one for her and Mu Guiying.

Li Yu shamelessly wanted it, but got a glare and quickly helped the three of them prepare the food.

"Stop playing around and familiarize yourself with the fifth grade knowledge again. Next comes the junior high school courses. It's quite difficult, so you have to pay attention."

Li Yu "confiscated" the card camera and played with it for a while, and answered a few historical questions about Liu Bei and Guan Yu. Thinking that he had not been able to chat with his old mother for two days, he took the newly bought snacks today and took advantage of the night to stroll to the scenic spot.

Worried that just eating snacks would not be good, Li Yu bought a box of self-heating hot pot from a roadside shop in the scenic area so that his wife could experience the charm of self-heating food.

Arriving in front of the statue of Nuwa, Li Yugang tore open the snack package when Nuwa's voice rang out in his mind:

"This pumpkin cake is quite unique. I'll ask Guiying to move a box for me later."

Good guy, I used to only need one or two bags, but now I want the whole box. No wonder Mu Guiying likes to ask for things so much. It must be... just thinking about this, I suffered a brain breakdown.

But compared to the past, this time it didn't hurt at all.

Li Yu asked while playing with the self-heating hot pot:

"Guiying will not be challenged by officials of the Song Dynasty during this expedition, right?"

"No, Zhong Liquan has already descended to earth and is waiting at the Song Army camp. He was afraid that she would not go, so he asked Taibai Jinxing to come to see me again. Haotian also sent someone to send a bunch of flat peaches."

There are so many good things that you don’t eat, but you only like junk food in the eyes of your parents. Old mother, you are really rebellious.

Li Yu fiddled with the hot pot, poured in mineral water, and closed the lid. The heat soon came up.

The empress was surprised:

"Cold water can actually be heated like this?"

"Okay, this is not a brilliant technique."

After the hot pot was ready, Li Yu opened the lid and after honoring his old mother, he ate it while it was still hot:

"Lu Bu has fulfilled Liu Bei's pursuit. Liu Guanzhang came out of the Three Kingdoms World two days ago and plans to go to Water Margin to establish a new foundation in the Yue World... The gods won't interfere with this, right?"

"This thing is not as delicious as the spicy hotpot you made... Before departure, you take them to worship me in front of the statue."

Oh, old mother, are you planning to add saintly signs one by one to make your position clear?

As soon as she thought of this, the empress took the initiative and said:

"The real world can't be my guide. I plan to take a few photos and send them to the gods through my spiritual thoughts. Whoever lets them have an accident will have an accident."

Is this... a direct cover?

"I said, leave the affairs of heaven to me, and you can handle the affairs of the world... As long as Liu Bei and the others can benefit the people, I will naturally protect them."

If we can eliminate the interference of gods, we are not afraid of a pure historical hegemony. After all, in addition to Liu Guanzhang, we also have masters such as Yue Fei, Shan Xiongxin, Lu Junyi, and the favored Lu Wenlong who will definitely join in.

If that doesn't work, you can even transfer generals from other worlds. For example, the masters from the Sui and Tang worlds. Instead of fighting to death, they might as well go to the Song Dynasty to fight.

Well, for a long time to come, Water Margin said that Yue World will be the focus of B&B support.

After all, strong enemies are around, so you must use your strength to push forward.

The only thing Li Yu is worried about now is whether the empress will completely offend the gods to death by protecting her shortcomings.

If there is bad weather and bad weather in the area ruled by Emperor Uncle Liu in the future, even if a powerful empire is established, it will soon fall apart due to various natural disasters.

The empress said:

"As long as Liu Bei shows the qualities and abilities that a monarch should have, the gods will naturally quickly join forces. Changing dynasties is a great merit. Not to mention ordinary gods, even those with the level of Haotian Duobao will be moved."

Damn, it feels like heaven is no different from the human world. They both adhere to the principle of "there are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests."

But instead of benefiting them with this huge amount of merit, it would be better to give it to the empress.

Even if the big account is full, it's still okay to directly bless the small account of Lishan Mother.

In the future, maybe the queen's trumpet can also reach the saint level. With the strength of the two saints, let alone the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, even Yuanshi Tianzun, who is still an otaku, will be frightened.

"Silly boy, saints are different from innate saints. However, my good corpse does not have much merit. I can add more to it and add some faith. Anyway, there is not much faith in this world."

A world?

Old mother, you look down on B&Bs too much, right?

Li Yu planned to free up his hands and let all the worlds in the book begin to promote the belief of Lishan Mother, build temples widely, and the emperor personally worship on major festivals, so as to rush up the level of the trumpet.

After imagining this, Li Yu took out the gold-inlaid jade Buddha that had been returned by Elder Zhizhen from his bag:

"I asked Wu Erlang to give it to Elder Zhizhen, but he actually didn't want it. He said that this thing had another fate... Can you tell anything, my dear wife?"

Nuwa pondered for a moment:

"I can't explain it too clearly, lest it affect your judgment in the future. I can only tell you that this thing is related to a world, a world that you haven't opened yet."

A world that has not yet opened?

There is one now... Li Yu asked tentatively:

"The world of gods?"

"No, it's the new world you haven't mentioned...Don't think about it. When the time comes, you will understand it."

Nuwa didn't say much about this matter. Instead, she talked about the cultivators in the Water Margin world:

"Both Elder Zhizhen and Master Luo are suppressing their realms and do not want to ascend or become immortals. You can let people get closer to these two in the future. It will be beneficial."

Isn't it a good thing to become an immortal?

Why are you still suppressing your realm?

Li Yu couldn't figure it out, but the empress didn't explain, so he had to put away the gold-encrusted jade Buddha, finish the hot pot, and return to the B&B with the remaining snacks.

When they were about to walk out of the 500-meter range, the empress actually mentioned Zhao Dahu:

"The blacksmith in the scenic spot has seen a significant change in his luck in the past two days. Is there a way to increase his luck in this world?"

Luck?

Li Yu suddenly thought of Long Qishan, and he asked tentatively:

"Is there any harm in this kind of luck?"

"No, it's the most original power. After causing a few good things, it will slowly dissipate... It's strange that in a world where any divine power is forbidden, there is actually the most original and pure power in the universe, and it is also related to luck. ,so amazing."

Damn it, what is the origin of these cats and dogs?

Just when she was curious about Brother Dao and the Lucky Cat, Nuwa suddenly asked:

"Child, this must be your biggest secret, right? Are you just showing it to me like this?"

Li Yu: "..."

Do you believe me if I say I forgot?

He quickly said:

"You are an old human mother. How can a child hide a secret? However, I have always been confused and wanted to study it, but I couldn't start."

"There must be something else behind this unimaginable power. Just let nature take its course. There is no need to dig out deliberately to avoid unnecessary karma."

The empress didn't ask too many questions, but instead advised Li Yu to let nature take its course.

Back at the B&B, Li Yu put the gold-encrusted jade Buddha back into the safe, fed the horse again, and then returned upstairs.

As soon as he walked into the study, he heard Zhang Fei snoring.

This guy went to sleep as soon as he studied. Liu Bei told him several times, but to no avail. He asked him to go back to sleep. He felt that sleeping in the study was more pleasant.

In the future, when he goes to the Water Margin world, he can ask the empress to stuff some knowledge into his head, so as to prevent him from being ignorant and losing the battle.

Well, the empress has quite a lot of experience in dealing with scumbag students, so she will definitely have no problem dealing with Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu put down the "Farm Management Minutes" in his hand, stretched his wrist, looked at Li Yu and asked:

"May I ask Mr. Li, if someone wants to compete in martial arts, where would they usually do it?"

Comparing martial arts?

The most suitable place is naturally a small square in a scenic spot. Not only can you compete in martial arts, but you can also sell a wave of tickets, which is definitely a good thing for the scenic spot.

It just so happened that Qin's second brother was not satisfied with the martial arts competition at the school, so he could have a battle with Lao Guan.

It's time to stage the famous scene of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong.

Thinking of this, Li Yu said:

"There are usually performances in scenic spots. Before, Brother Qin and Brother Fengxian performed fighting generals, Guiying performed flying knives, Erlang performed drunken fist, and Xiaochan also demonstrated dance and musical instruments... If Lao Guan doesn't mind, I can arrange a game between you and Brother Qin."

Although the business of not having this kind of performance scenic spot would be good, it would be better to fulfill his wish before Liu Guanzhang went to Water Margin to talk about Yue World.

After all, after they leave, it will be difficult to watch such a famous scene again.

Guan Yu stroked his long beard:

"Marquis Wen mentioned this matter two days ago. Since Mr. Li is also interested, Guan will wait for Brother Qin to come!"

Speaking of fighting, Zhang Fei, who was snoring, sat up and said:

"Call Bingzhou's son, let's fight Lu Bu again with the Three Heroes, see if I don't poke ten thousand transparent holes in him!"

My dear, you have been learning a lot lately, you even know about ten thousand transparent holes.

Li Yu felt that it would be easy for the three heroes to fight Lu Bu. Not only Zhang Fei wanted to have a fight, but Lu Bu, who liked to be in the limelight, naturally did not want to let go of this opportunity.

Since Lu Fengxian got new armor, he hasn't shown his face in the scenic spot yet. It's time to satisfy his vanity.

Li Yu agreed:

"Let's make arrangements together then. It just so happens that you are about to enter a new world. It's time to relax before leaving."

He opened the calendar, estimated the time for Qin Qiong's return, and finally set the time for this weekend.

After confirming the date, Li Yu quickly sent a message to Lao Feng:

"I contacted a few friends. There will be a performance of fighting generals on the weekend. I can promote it and increase the passenger flow of the scenic spot."

"The marketing department is currently thinking about doing a promotion in the spring. It would be great to have a performance. I will prepare the promotion copy now to ensure that the customer flow will be doubled!"

Are you trying so hard to force me to raise my salary?

Well, when the time comes, we can also ask Hanfu Factory to live broadcast it to increase the number of fans and facilitate future delivery of goods.

On Friday morning, Li Yu had breakfast and was about to go out for a ride on his motorcycle. Xiao Yuefei, who had not been to the B&B recently, finally appeared.

Wearing jeans and a hoodie, he looked like a middle school student going to his elders' house for dinner on the weekends.

"Sir, brother Yan Qing brought the miracle doctor An Daoquan. He said that he met many Liangshan heroes during this trip, and they either invited him to join the team or wanted to take An Daoquan away, which was quite unsatisfactory."

Is this Empress Jiutian Xuannv’s strength?

Li Yu asked:

"Then how did he bring An Daoquan back?"

Among the Liangshan heroes, whether they are Tao Zongwang who is a farmer, Xiao Rang who is a master scholar, or Song Qing who is a handyman, all of them like to practice martial arts.

Putting aside the skill of boxing and kicking, people are at least willing to practice it.

But An Daoquan has no martial arts skills at all. Not only does he have no martial arts skills, he is also quite lustful, which is completely opposite to the mainstream image of a hero.

It must be very difficult to take such a person across thousands of miles and overcome all obstacles to return to Neihuang Qilin Village.

Yue Fei smiled and said a little embarrassedly:

"When Brother Yan Qing left, he asked his students to write the words "Smooth Road" and sign it with my name. Whenever he encountered a problem that could not be solved, he would take out the piece of paper, bow a few times to the west, and then everything would turn around. "

Damn it, you really deserve to be the smartest person in Water Margin. Not only is Yan Qing a good guy, he even figured out a way to defeat magic with magic.

Empress Jiutian Xuannv was definitely not willing to change the plot, so she devised a bunch of plots to let the future Liangshan heroes stop Yan Qing.

If possible, Yan Qing could even be dragged to Liangshan Mountain.

But Yan Qing was already prepared. Taking the name signed by Yue Fei, he summoned Buddhism to take action.

Tathagata, your uncle said the road was smooth, but why is it blocked now?

It felt like all the monks in Lingshan were watching the pair of travelers, fearing that something might happen.

This kind of operation of holding the uncle hostage to make Buddhism is really useful, but I don't know if it will offend Tathagata and disown this relative in the future.

Thinking of going to Erlong Mountain to seduce Lu Zhishen, and even poaching in front of Jiutian Xuannv, it is estimated that there will be more conflicts.

Li Yu said:

"Your senior brother Wu has already asked for a letter from Elder Zhizhen. You only need to give it to Lu Zhishen to get it done, but Jiutian Xuannv has so many tricks... Pengju, how about you go with Yan Qing? You go there in person, It also shows our sincerity.”

In fact, Liu Bei should be asked to ask for it, so that it will be easier to use in the future.

But Li Yu wanted Liu Bei to learn some more modern knowledge and go over after he had enough rest. Anyway, things have been calm there in recent years, so you can stay in the B&B for a while. After all, you may never see her again.

When Yue Fei heard that he could go out, excitement flashed on his face:

"Okay, where is the letter? The student will leave with Brother Yan Qing right now."

Li Yu stopped him with a smile:

"There's no rush. Let me first introduce you to the future savior of the Water Margin World. He will also be the person you will assist in the future... Of course, if you want to be the emperor, I can also ask him to assist you."

After all, Xiao Yuefei is his own student, and he can choose as he pleases as a king or a minister.

"Who is the savior that sir is talking about?"

"Liu Bei Liu Xuande!"