Chapter 782 In Fact, She Knows Everything!
I even felt sad after watching "Tokyo Emotion Radio", which proves that I understand what emotion is. If you understand what emotion is, you will become curious about love. Becoming curious about love means that wild boars have the opportunity to take action...
Since then, we have come up with the formula + chasing romantic movies = Is it okay to have more than one touch of danger?
When I think of the baby cabbage that I have carefully cultivated, even though I have started to make pickles on my own, the pickles are pickles, they are always the pickles that he has taken care of; ahem...
When he thought that the pickles he had carefully pickled might fall into the hands of a certain wild boar, Souma Souma said: "Where is the button for launching my nuclear bomb? Nuclear peace, nuclear peace, after nuclear peace, there will not be so much love. Love it..."
Fortunately, his strong willpower controlled him. At the very least, he had to know where Yi Moduo had reached to understand the relationship between men and women? Or are you curious about love? Or maybe she already has someone she likes (the world really should be destroyed, serious deletion...)
So, there was the scene just now, Sougo Toma was testing his own family in a very subtle way...
The results of the trial were obvious.
Looking at Hamster Buri with "I want a game" written all over his face, Sougo Toma tilted his head: "That's it!?"
What is love? Just watch it on TV. Where did this old-fashioned rhetoric come from? What does it mean in reality? Sure enough, only games are suitable for Xiaomi?
By the way, this Yi Mo Duo is not too lazy and lazy, which makes her indifferent to love. This is really... really... great! ! ! Tujian, the old farmer, Sougo’s cry.
"Onii-chan, bury Yugi..."
"Aren't you chasing fans?" Sougo Toma replied subconsciously.
"Beep!" The sound of the TV turning off: "Onii-chan, I've already chased you, now it's Xiaomi's game time..."
"..." Sougo Toma handed over the game disc seemingly helplessly, and chuckled in his heart: "For Xiaomi now, games are much more important than messy things, idiot..."
Since then.
From time to time, Sougo Tsuchima and Yi Moduo would chat about some emotional issues. Although they were superficial discussions, under their subtle influence, Hamster Buried was also more open-minded than most women in this country, such as , she won’t hate getting married. For another example, if she can’t do it, she wants to become a strong woman in the new era! ! !
"Boom!" This was the sound that came from Sougo Doma hitting his head with a knife when he made the declaration of a strong woman.
"Onii-chan!" The hamster buried his head for a moment.
"Is there any strong woman who holds her head and sheds tears..." Sougo Toma said with a black line on his face.
"But Xiao Mi is not a strong woman now, she is a salted fish!"
"Don't talk so confidently about Xianyu, who taught you this..."
"you!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Of course, in addition to these ideas, Sougo Doma also instilled many more reliable concepts, such as men are all big pigs, and Onii-chan is the best in the world...
Ahem...
Similarly, Sougo Tsuchima also knows that silly sweethearts like Xiaomi in the greenhouse are the easiest to be deceived. Therefore, after realizing that his family has begun to understand what feelings are, as Onii-chan, he A brand new course "Guide to Removing Slag" was immediately opened for her!
With the backing of Sougo Doma's powerful network surveillance, the dumpling realized that it turned out that the guy who looked gentle on the outside was probably cruel in private. It turned out that the boy who looked like the boy next door was actually so cruel in private. What a good "sister", it turns out that the guy who looks sanctimonious...
"Xiao Mi, let's go read comics and play games..." After seeing too much, the dumpling's time spent in the second dimension has increased...
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
etc! What the hell is it that the time spent being obsessed with the second dimension has increased?
…
Thinking about it now, how innocent Xiao Mian was back then, unlike now, it was obvious that she couldn’t withstand the temptation...
This dumpling has the ability, don’t touch the game controller!
If you can, don’t drink so much Kuole every day!
If you have the guts, don’t stare at the shopping channel…
…
None of these and that dumpling can do it. If he wants to seduce her into hell, there is no need for him to take action!
"Onii-chan, do we really not want to buy a car? Having a car at home will really be a lot more convenient..." Just as Sougo Toma was recalling the past and sighing in his heart, the eldest lady was unwilling to give in. road.
"Xiao Mi, if you learn to drive, then we will buy it..."
"But Xiaomi can't get a driver's license..."
"Don't worry, Onii-chan will help you solve the driver's license problem. All you need to do is know how to drive. Xiaomi, this is what you said. It will be much more convenient to have a car at home..." Toma Sougo turned around kindly: "Or, Xiaomi, what you call convenience actually means having an extra free driver?"
"Onii-chan, how can you think so much of Xiaomi? Onii-chan is not a free driver..."
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Xiaomi's reaction, did he go too far just now?
"Onii-chan is... Onii-chan is, Onii-chan is obviously a handsome driver who can drive with one hand!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
It doesn’t seem to be too much, this idiot has a lot!
"Xiao Mi, don't think that the meaning is different if you change the word. Is there any difference between the two?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." The eldest lady kept up with Sougo's pace, while wagging her index finger and said: "Onii-chan, the difference between the two is huge, free drivers will not be popular with girls, but if you change If you become a male driver who drives a coupe with one hand, many girls will be fascinated by Onii-chan, Onii-chan, think about it..."
"Xiao Mi..." Before the other party could finish speaking, Sougo Doma said with black lines on his head: "In your eyes, Onii-chan is such a superficial person? Onii-chan needs to..."
"Onii-chan, I'm definitely not lying. If you don't believe me, ask Mashiro-chan. Mashiro, do you think Onii-chan would be handsome if he drove with one hand?" Hamster Mi pulled Shiina Mashiro into the battlefield.
"Not handsome..." Shiina Mashiro is so upright.
Sougo Toma sneered in his heart, there is no way to go! ?
"Wait, although I also know that Sougoni-chan is not handsome, but, Mashiro, think about that scene. Sougoni-chan is leaning against the car window with one hand and holding the steering wheel with the other... …”
"Wait!" Sougo Toma smiled dangerously: "Xiao Mi, you know that Onii-chan is not handsome..."
"Onii-chan, don't deceive yourself. If a guy with an ordinary appearance drives a coupe with one hand, people will say, wow, he's so handsome! Onii-chan, you..." At this point, the eldest lady patted the other person with her hand. The shoulder said: "Even if you drive a coupe with one hand, Mashiro still thinks you are not handsome, Onii-chan..."
"This is just an example, not to mention that the person you are asking is Mashiro. Xiaomi, do you think Mashiro understands what it means to be handsome or not?" Sougo Toma asked.
"Sougo, Mashiro knows!" As soon as the words fell, before the eldest lady could say anything, Shiina Mashiro nodded and said softly.