Chapter 776: I Am Pretending to Be Sick. If You Let Me Pretend, Then...

"Onii-chan must have chosen to go on a hunger strike because he was too spicy from the Arctic ramen just now. How pitiful!" A certain culprit dumpling said as he buried himself in the well.

"Sougo, show off your strength!" Mashiro Shiina added as if he remembered something.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Wait, why did the topic change back again? Wouldn't it turn into... No, this time the argument of being brave must be denied:

"What does it mean to show off one's strength? There is no such thing as showing off one's strength! Can men's affairs be called showing off one's strength? Men..." I don't know why, but after saying these words, there was a rather happy smell in the air...

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The next day, 5:00 AM, Tsuchima House.

"Ring ring ring..." This is the sound of the alarm clock.

The vacation after the joint entrance examination for prestigious schools ends today. However, after the Toma brothers and sisters, who were having fun playing games, heard the alarm clock ringing, they both looked at each other as if they were at a loss. .

"Xiao Mian, why did you set the alarm clock?" Sougo Doma, who was controlling the game characters and the waste material to kill everyone, asked in confusion.

"Ha~!" Hamster Buried yawned: "Onii-chan, didn't you set the alarm clock?"

"Why should I set the alarm clock? I won't go to school today..." Having said this, Sougo Doma was stunned, and his face became stiff: "Xiao Mi, after the joint entrance examination, how long will your vacation be?"

"I seem to remember..." Hamster buried her index finger against her lips and began to think. After a while, her face stiffened: "Oh, Onii-chan, today, today seems to be the end of the holiday..."

"I have a lot of stupidity. You can be bolder and remove it. Today is the end of the vacation and the day to go back to school!" Sougo Doma turned his head stiffly and affirmed.

Hamster Buri, who was holding the game controller in his hand, was silent for a long time again: "..."

"Oh, Onii-chan, you, you were just lying, right? How could the vacation end so soon? It's just..."

"I'm so stupid, you, are you already deceiving yourself? Calm down, think about it, when is it now..."

"Calm down, yes, you have to calm down. Little Bury, let's have a cup of breakfast before we talk!" Hamster Bury nodded, hugged Kuole next to him and drank heavily: "Gulu gulu..."

"Wow~! Drinking Kola early in the morning tastes really great!"

"..." Sougo Toma's eyelids twitched when he heard this: "I'm so stupid. Wake up quickly. Don't forget why you drank Kuola to calm down."

Hamster Bury stiffened again: "..."

After a while, she turned her head.

"Onii-chan, Xiaomi seems to have a cold and fever. Please ask Xiaomi to take leave today..."

"Ugh~!" But before she could finish her words, Sougo Toma had already put his forehead against the useless one's forehead: "Xiao Mi, do you have a cold or a fever?"

Hamster Buried: "..."

It's over, it's over. Onii-chan doesn't follow the routine. He doesn't even use a thermometer. If she uses a thermometer to measure, then she can use the secret skill - [Rub Armpit]. This trick can make the body temperature measured by the thermometer higher. , thus achieving the purpose of pretending to be sick, but if Sougo Oni-chan tries it with her forehead, then she can’t...

Before the dumpling could finish worrying, Sougo Toma touched her forehead and nodded with certainty: "Xiao Mi, you really have a fever. Please take leave today!"

Hamster Buried: "..."

Wait, wait, it’s so easy?

"In order to take care of Ichido who is sick, I, as Onii-chan, have to take leave to take care of Ichido who is bedridden. I really..."

"Onii-chan, you just want to skip class, right? Don't use Xiaomi as a cover!" Hamster Burian said with a dark look on her face. In terms of the lower limit of moral integrity, she is indeed not as good as Onii-chan.

"Xiao Mi, Onii-chan, this is all for you. You have such a serious fever, how can Onii-chan be so relieved and leave you alone at home..."

"Onii-chan, Xiaomi feels much better now..." I always felt that the result of pretending to be sick was to gain advantage for Onii-chan, Hamster Buri said with a dark look on his face.

"No, you just have a fever. Don't worry, Onii-chan will definitely cure you!" What a touching brother-sister relationship! If this is not to get rid of the blame for skipping school...

"But Xiaomi doesn't feel like she actually has a fever. The forehead test is not accurate. Onii-chan, give Xiaomi the thermometer to measure on your own..."

"Xiao Mi, Onii-chan's forehead is more accurate than any thermometer!"

"Onii-chan, Xiaomi wants a thermometer!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Sougo Tsuchima sighed, what about the trust between people? Even this piece of trash is too much... While thinking this, Sougo Doma took out a thermometer from the household medicine box that he never used, handed it to the other party and said: "Here, thermometer!"

"Onii-chan, why is the starting temperature of the thermometer you handed over 39 degrees..." After taking the thermometer, Danzi, who was about to use the secret skill of [armpit friction], was in a trance when he saw the temperature displayed on the thermometer.

"Hmm..." Sougo Doma, who raised the temperature of the thermometer by frantically rubbing his fingers, touched his chin when he heard this: "39 degrees? I didn't expect the indoor temperature to be so high..."

"Onnie-chan, do you want Xiaomi to pretend to be sick or do you want Xiaomi to pretend to be sick!?" After Hamster Mi finished complaining, she stiffened again. How could she accidentally reveal what was in her heart about pretending to be sick? Already?

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This idiot is full of waste!

"Xiao Mi, is there any difference between these two questions? Whether you are pretending to be sick or..."

"No, Xiaomi pretended to be sick because he was willful, but Onii-chan asked Xiaomi to pretend to be sick..." Hamster Mi pouted: "These are basically two concepts, or in other words, Onii-chan wanted Xiaomi to begin with. Bury your illness..."

"Idiot, boom..." Before the other party could finish what he said, Doma hit the dumpling on the head with a knife and said: "How could Onii-chan hope you get sick! Because it was Xiaomi you who suggested it, Onii-chan." Only Onii-chan will follow your words. What's more, if you are really sick, can Onii-chan still leave you alone and go to school by yourself? Speaking of which...

I am too stupid, and you know you are willful..."

"Eh!?" Hamster Bury froze again: "Xiao, Xiao Burian was just making a metaphor, that's why..."

"Idiot..." Before the other party could finish speaking, Sougo Doma pressed the other party's head and ruffled his hair and said: "As Onii-chan, I have a lot of problems. If I don't act willfully, Onii-chan will really I feel ashamed of myself..."

"Onii-chan!" Tuanzi, whose hair was being played with, muttered again: "We are already in a hurry, but you still mess with my hair..."

"Don't you want to ask for leave?" Sougo Toma was puzzled.

"You are the one who wants to take leave, right? Onii-chan..." Dangomi pushed Sougo Toma's hand away, jumped up on the coffee table, folded her arms with an imposing manner, if she wasn't about 40cm tall now, she wouldn't be able to It can really scare people!