Chapter 780: Where Did You Learn to Get Your Driver’s License——
"Wait a minute, Xiaomi, you really don't want Onii-chan to drive to and from school every day, do you?" Looking at the excited Dangomi, a cold sweat broke out on Sougo Doma's face, thinking about driving to and from school, How could such a low-key person like him do this? ?
"Speaking of which, does Onii-chan already have a driver's license? Isn't Onii-chan only sixteen years old..." The eldest lady pinched her chin and said, "I know, it's Onii-chan's money-making ability that is causing trouble again!"
"Idiot, it's not about money. I have a foreign driver's license. In many countries, you can get a driver's license at the age of sixteen. Wait, why am I telling you this?"
"I see, Onii-chan really has a driver's license!? Doesn't that mean...hey, hey..." A certain dumpling fell into delusion. If Onii-chan drives to and from school, how much time can she save? How much more sleep can I get in the morning? This, if you think about it carefully, does it mean that she can sleep for one more spring and autumn every year? Wait, there's something wrong with Onii-chan's statement. She remembered:
"But Onii-chan, you've never been abroad, right? Can you get a foreign driver's license this way?"
"Although I have never been abroad, I can ask certification authorities from other countries to come here to apply for certificates..." Sougo Toma shrugged and said, "I only need to pay a little benefit..." Missing him When you sell arms and give away profits, isn't it also because you can hold an international gun license?
Hamster Buried: "Sure enough, the money's ability is still causing trouble!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
That’s right.
"Wait a minute, why did Xiaomi only find out today that Onii-chan has a driver's license..."
"Probably because you didn't ask in the past..."
"But Onii-chan, haven't you ever driven a car in front of Xiaomi? What's more, it's been so long since we moved out, and Onii-chan hasn't mentioned the idea of buying a car at all. It's very suspicious..."
Sougo Toma's black question mark face: _
"Xiao Mi, what are you thinking about again? What's suspicious?"
"Onii-chan, there are no boys in this world who don't like cars. Onii-chan clearly has a driver's license, but he didn't mention buying a car at all. Could it be..."
"It's not that much..." Sougo Doma shrugged: "In fact, I just think that driving a sports car or something may not be as fast as myself..."
Hamster buried: -_----
"Onii-chan, are you serious?"
"Of course. Besides, if you encounter a big traffic jam while driving..."
"Onii-chan, haven't you heard that saying? Traffic jams are like this. If they are stuck in traffic jams, you will get used to them..."
"How can you get used to this kind of thing? Xiaomi, you have been instigating it for so long. In fact, you are the one who wants to buy a car, right?"
"Onii-chan, don't you think it would be much more convenient in today's society to have a car at home? Whether it's traveling with friends or..."
"To tell the truth..."
"If Onii-chan buys a car, Mi-chan won't have to get up so early in the morning. He can even eat breakfast in the car..." Hamster Mi said subconsciously.
"As expected of me, I'm so stupid, and that's all you pursue?" Sougo Toma twitched the corner of his mouth.
Hamster Buried: "Hey hey... Onii-chan, let's buy a car!"
"No..." Sougo Tsuchima answered decisively.
"Why?" The hamster was puzzled.
"Xiao Mi, cars are one of the most difficult means of transportation to control time. If you encounter a big traffic jam on the road one day, it means you will definitely be late that day..."
"But Onii-chan, traffic jams don't happen so easily!"
"I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. Not to mention, when I was learning to drive, I hated traffic jams so much! So much so that, hey..." Sougo Toma looked like he didn't want to remember it.
"Onii-chan, what's wrong?" Hamster Buried looked curious: "Speaking of which, why did Onii-chan complain so much about the traffic jam? Did something happen to Onii-chan when he first learned to drive? Buried little by little. I don’t even know, even when Onii-chan will learn the posture, Xiaomi..."
"Wait!" Sougo Toma stopped: "Xiao Mi, when I was learning to drive, weren't you right next to me?"
"Huh?" Hamster Bury was puzzled: "When did Little Bury watch Onii-chan learn to drive?"
"I learned how to drive in Grand Theft Auto, and my driver's license was given to me by someone else..."
Hamster buried: -_----
"'Grand Theft Auto'? Onii-chan, you, you are joking, right?"
"Why am I joking? This is one of the reasons why I refuse to buy a car. Because of my special driving learning experience, I always feel that I am likely to pull the person in front of me out of the car when I am in a traffic jam..."
Hamster Buried: "..."
Now even if Onii-chan buys a car, she won’t dare to ride in it!
"Sougo, what is "Grand Theft Auto"?" Mashiro Shiina on the side asked the question at the right time.
"It's a game that teaches others how to drive. There are dozens of cars for beginners to choose from..."
Hamster Buried: "..."
Onii-chan, are we playing the same game?
While the dumpling was complaining, Sougo Tsuchima suddenly turned his head and said:
"Xiao Mi, how about this? You can also practice your driving skills in "Grand Theft Train". In a few days, I will ask someone to get your driver's license. When the time comes to buy a car, you can drive it!"
"No!" Hamster Bury refused instantly. What a joke, she doesn't want to be a driver. If she becomes a driver, how can she have breakfast in the car? What's more - Onii-chan, what is "Grand Theft Auto" going to do? How to practice your driving skills!
"Xiao Mi, it would be cool for girls to drive by themselves. For example, Mr. Hiratsuka and Mr. Kirisu in our class, don't you think it's cool when they drive to school by themselves?" Sougo Toma continued to encourage.
"Onii-chan..." Hamster Buri had a fake smile on his face: "If Xiaomi remembers correctly, the two handsome female teachers you mentioned are both older leftover girls. Onii-chan encouraged Xiaomi to drive to their school. , do you want Xiao Mi to become..."
"Xiao Mi, you are wrong. Whether they will become older leftover girls has nothing to do with whether they can drive. As for Xiao Mi, I am too stupid. Is it because I am no longer happy, or is the game not fun anymore? "
"Ugh..." Hamster Bury was stunned for a moment: "Let's not talk about games and Kuole. Xiao Bury still has so many movies and TV series to catch up on..."
"I'm so stupid, you finally understand, right? Is it because the movie is not good, or is the game not fun? Or is it that Kuole is not good enough? Or is the comic not good? What about leftover women? Compared with these, there is no comparison at all..."
"Onii-chan, you seem to be the devil who leads people into hell..." Hamster Buried said with shame.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
No, he is just trying to prevent all wild boars from getting close to his little cabbage!