Chapter 806 The Misleading Effect of Language

Human language often has the effect of misleading and confusing. Changing a word for something that is obviously ordinary will not only make others think wrong, but even cause some inexplicable misunderstandings...

Sougo Tsuchima had always thought that among the people he knew, Kasumigaoka Shiu was already considered a master, but now he knew that his useless guy was not bad at all. It was clear that those guys had no choice but to come to the house. reasons, but why does this good-for-nothing dumpling feel like he is a scumbag when he talks about it?

This must be his illusion! While Sougo Tsuchima was thinking this, Tuanzi Mi continued:

"Onii-chan, let's not mention Shiyu-chan who is living here now, but let's talk about those people listed above. How long has it been since Xiaomi dropped out of Totsuki? Onii-chan has already met so many girls who can be brought home. The children are all beautiful girls. If you include Shiyu, Onii-chan has already achieved the achievement of the seven fairies in the myth of the heaven! Onii-chan..."

Speaking of this, Tuanzi Mi suddenly said with a serious face: "You said before that Xiao Mi opened a harem. In fact, you are the configuration of a harem hero, right? With this kind of character, can Xiao Mi be trusted?"

"Xiao Mi, who just said that Onii-chan will be single forever?" Seeing that the other party used his own words to attack him, Sougo Doma also quoted the other party's speech and retorted.

"But Onii-chan's appearance is very confusing!" Tuanzi said matter-of-factly.

Sougo Tsuchima nodded in agreement upon hearing this. This is true, but is it his fault that he looks good? Obviously not!

Upon seeing this, Tuanzimi put his hands on his hips and said: "So, in order to prevent Shiyu from being confused by Onii-chan's appearance and falling victim to Onii-chan's face, Xiaomi has the obligation and responsibility to destroy Onii-chan. The external image!”

It turns out that it was not his failure in education, but his overly handsome appearance that caused him to bear such an undue weight. Sougo Tsuchima thought with relief... What a relief! Does the victim have anything to do with him? He and Shi Yu are innocent, ahem, they don't seem to be very innocent either.

Inexplicably feeling guilty, he forced himself to hold these words in his heart - "I'm so stupid. It's useless for you to do this now. That guy Shiyu has already been harmed..." Wait! Why is he the victim? He seems to have been led astray by his own good-for-nothing dumpling! No, he must clear his name:

"Xiao Mi, the victim thing is too much, what kind of image does Oni-chan have in your eyes?"

"Onii-chan, if Xiaomi also brings the same number of boys home this month after moving here, then..." What image does Xiaomi have in your mind? Danzimi asked in a way of putting herself in someone else's shoes, but before she could finish her questions, Sougo Doma had already revealed a heart-warming smile and said:

"Can I kill those boys? Onii-chan's butcher knife is ready to move..."

"Onii-chan..." Tuanzi buried his face and said, "What Xiaomi said is what if, what if! However, it seems that Onii-chan can't even accept what if..."

"Who says I can't accept it anymore..." Sougo Toma retorted: "I, I was just joking."

"Really?" Tuanzi said with some hint.

"Okay, I can't accept it, Xiaomi. Only men understand men. Just because Onii-chan is already a mature man, Onii-chan knows better than you how little boys of your age can't take responsibility. ..." Sougo Toma had a serious face.

"Then the same is true for Onii-chan?" Tuanzi asked.

"No, men like Onii-chan who mature too early are a special case..."

"Okay..." Tuanzimi rolled his eyes and said, "Then according to Onii-chan's wishes, if Xiaomi brings home not a boy of our age, but a mature man, Onii-chan can... "

Sougo Doma took over the words with a kind face and said: "Well, Onii-chan can beat him!"

Tuanzi buried his forehead with a black line: "Onii-chan, you double-standarded me. He is obviously the mature man you said..."

"Boom!"

Only halfway through his words, Sougo Doma couldn't help but hit the opponent's little head with his knife: "Idiot, have you forgotten what Onii-chan told you? Maturity is a state of mind, not age. , If you really want to judge things based on age, there is an old saying that men will remain young until they die!"

"Then Onii-chan must be a child too..." Tuanzi Mi heard the words and covered his little head that was hit: "Mature men will not knock other people's heads casually..."

"I'm stupid, and Onii-chan has taken you through so much. Haven't you figured out a simple and clear fact? To tell whether a man is mature or not, you don't look at his words and behavior, but at His awareness and attitude towards responsibility, if a man is older than you and mature, he will never go home with you...

After all, anyone who has experienced social beatings and grown up will understand how important a decent academic qualification is in this world, and Xiaomi, who has just entered high school, is already in a critical period. If he is a mature guy, , I will never disturb you at this stage...

Of course, there are also people who know that this is a critical period but insist on disturbing them. For such people, Onii-chan is very sure that the other party must have evil intentions. No matter what that person thinks, Onii-chan dares to say that the other party has evil intentions. For this kind of person, Guy, is there anything wrong with Ling Chi getting rid of him? "Tsuchima Sougo analyzed with a serious face.

"So Xiaomi, this stage is so critical?"

"Of course..." Sougo Toma looked serious.

"In that case, what do you say to Onii-chan who didn't stop Xiaomi and even encouraged Jia to play games with Xiaomi?"

Sougo Toma was silent for a long time: "Xiao Mi, from today on, you are not allowed to play games. Study hard and make progress every day!"

"Onii-chan..." After hearing this, Danzimi quickly patted the tatami and said, "You are clearly trying to make amends after the fact. Besides, Xiaomi ranked first in the exam, and he still ranked first with perfect scores!"

"The person complaining is obviously Xiaomi you, right?" Sougo Tsuchima also retorted.

"But Xiaomi just wants Onii-chan to understand her behavior correctly..."

"What behavior? The behavior of a scumbag..."

"Has Oni-chan admitted that he is a scumbag?" Tuanzi said proudly with his hands on his hips.

Tujian Zongwu: # ^_^

"Xiao Mi, what Onii-chan just wanted to say is that even if Onii-chan brings others home, he has never been a scumbag to anyone. Onii-chan has always adhered to standards when interacting with girls..."

"Boom!" Tuanzi Mi heard this and said with a fist: "The male protagonists of those harem dramas also have the same idea as Onii-chan..."

"Can you please stop comparing those young male protagonists with Onii-chan..." Sougo Toma said, covering his forehead.

"Ugh..." Danzimi put his index finger to his mouth again and said, "That's right. Compared with those male protagonists, Onii-chan is not at all Asasi, and too upright. If it weren't for this confusing appearance, Hey, hey... Then there will definitely be no victims, so the responsibility of destroying Onii-chan’s appearance is really Xiaomi’s top priority!”

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Damn it, it was this overly handsome appearance that caused him to bear a weight that life should not bear!

Just as he was lamenting, Tuanzi Mi said: "Unfortunately, Xiao Mi didn't expect Onii-chan to be so despicable. She actually took away the hair removal wax invented by Xiao Mi and applied it on Xiao Mi's hair. superior……

Sure enough, compared with Onii-chan's hair, Xiaomi's status is still slightly inferior, eh! "