Chapter 803: Everyone Is Drunk. I Am Awake Alone, Just One Step Ahead of Others.

"Objection, Ouni-chan is biased. Most Phoenix men have nothing to do with dog-licking..." Tuanzi Mi, who is proficient in eight languages, certainly knows what Phoenix men refer to: "In fact, most Phoenix men are A contradictory complex of low self-esteem and arrogance, this kind of man can usually learn some PUA methods without any teacher."

"Xiao Mian, you know very well..." Sougo Toma's mood became complicated again. This useless piece of trash was obviously the object of his pampering, but why didn't it grow into a flower in the greenhouse? This good-for-nothing PUA was able to say it with a calm face using such dark methods. It was clear that he had never thought of letting this good-for-nothing come into contact with the evil side of the world...

"Onii-chan, no matter what, Xiaomi has been encouraged by you to meet so many scumbags..." Tuanzi rolled his eyes and complained: "With such rich experience, if Xiaomi doesn't even know the specific types of It’s strange that boys can’t understand their personalities! What’s more, we just encountered this contradictory combination of inferiority and arrogance not long ago..."

"Ahem..." Sougo Toma coughed twice. Well, although he really didn't think about exposing the dark side of the world to this one, what should he do if he just couldn't control himself? However, the results of letting this good-for-nothing meet various scumbags are obviously very effective. At least... wait! Did he overlook something, what this dumpling just said? Sougo Tsuchima reacted:

"Xiao Mi, when did we encounter that contradictory complex of inferiority and arrogance?"

"Have you forgotten, Onii-chan?" Tuanzi tilted his head: "It's An Yilun from our class. However, that guy hasn't been to school for a long time. I heard that he didn't even take the entrance exam for a prestigious school. We The class teacher has said that even if that guy goes back to school now, he will definitely not be able to come back to our class. We are so lucky. That type of guy is very troublesome. Xiaomi originally wanted to avoid him..."

"Well, it's that guy..." Hijikata Sougo felt relieved again. It seemed that Hijikata's work efficiency was pretty good, but I don't know whether he sent that family to Africa or cut it off. That family’s source of income…

Having said that, Xiaomi's evaluation once again proved one thing, that is, Sougo Sougo's well-informed education was indeed effective. Without him saying anything, this dumpling had already clearly seen the nature of that guy, but hiding from this This thought, should I say, this dumpling is worthy of being a salted fish that is independent of the world? Really, he must have acted quickly, otherwise this good-for-nothing would not have allowed himself to be wronged...

"Have you remembered, Onii-chan? Xiaomi is indeed a lucky girl! Even if there are troublesome guys in the class, they will disappear on their own..."

This idiot, it’s because I, Onii-chan, took action! Sougo Toma was complaining in his heart, but he agreed with his face: "I am too stupid, you probably only have the luck attribute at full value..."

This seems to be a fact. As far as games are concerned, if it is a krypton gold game, Sougo Doma would probably be beaten to death by this useless dumpling without cheating, while things like Monopoly all depend on luck. Every time Sougo Toma recalls the game, he still has a vague feeling of being dominated and beaten by the other party...

"Onii-chan!" Luck said with a puffed-up face, "Xiao Mi doesn't just have luck..."

"Xiao Mi, you have developed the pufferfish form again..." Before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma pointed at the other person's bulging cheeks and said.

"Onii-chan..." Danzimi didn't know what he thought of, and instantly changed into a calm mode, with a ladylike expression on his face: "Speaking of boys' types, does Onii-chan know what type you are?"

"Charming type!" Sougo Toma replied instantly.

"No..." Tuanzi shook his head, then raised his index finger and said, "That's the opposite, Onii-chan is the type to be single all his life!"

Before Sougo Toma could refute, Dangomi continued: "You actually made your lovely sister angry, and even called the angry little sister a pufferfish, Oni-chan..."

"Hey, how cute is that? Where is it? Why didn't I..." When it comes to bickering, Sougo Toma has never lost.

"Onii-chan!!!" Of course, I won't say much about the outcome of the bickering...

"Hey..." Five minutes later, Sougo Doma, who succeeded in trying to commit suicide, sighed with his messy hair.

"Onnie-chan, Xiaomi can't do it anymore, stop, stop tickling, Xiaomi, Xiaomi is laughing, I can't laugh anymore, tell me, make peace..." Tuanzi, who also succeeded in trying to die, collapsed on the ground, with eyes still filled with laughter. With tears.

"Xiao Mian..." Sougo Doma, who was holding a chicken coop on his head, smiled very kindly: "Before we make peace, can you please answer me first, why is my hair..." He pointed at the hair, no matter how he fiddled with it, The head that was still in the shape of a chicken coop roared.

"Pomade, I put some hair wax on my hands..." After Danzi stood up, he imitated the tone Sougo Tsuchima once used.

"Don't study randomly at this time!" Sougo Toma complained.

"Eh!?" Danzimi raised his index finger again after hearing this, "But Oni-chan said: Onion, it looks really cool when I add onions in it."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This is one of my many people. Even if he is a fool, he is still someone who is crazy enough to hypnotize me.

"Xiao Mi, when did you get the hair wax?"

"Huh, huh, this is one of the tricks Xiaomi specially thought up to deal with Onii-chan. As for when he did it, it's a secret!" Tuanzimi said with his arms folded.

Sougo Toma rolled his eyes: "I know even if you don't tell me, but I taught you how to hide things in clothes, but you use them to hide hair wax?"

"Huh?" Tuanzi was surprised: "Did you guess it too quickly?"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Why did the skills he taught this good-for-nothing dumpling end up becoming the opponent's trick against him?

While he was thinking about it, Tuanzi Mi also said: "Onii-chan, can't you keep Xiao Mi a little mysterious? Guessing it out so quickly will make Xiao Mi feel very unfulfilled. There are also surprises and so on. None of them, Onii-chan, boys who are too upright will not be popular with girls..."

"I want you to take care of..." Sougo Toma rolled his eyes, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Tuanzi Mi took over the words righteously and said:

"Onii-chan, you are writing about love. If you don't understand these things, can you read it? And dog licking and a goddess with high emotional intelligence and so on..." As she said this, she glanced at the things on the table. Notebook screen: "Ooni-chan, is the title of this book too long?"

"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Toma shook his finger when he heard this: "Xiao Mi, don't you know? Adding the title of a book after a very long sentence is a qualified light book title!"

"What kind of theory is this?" Tuanzi complained.

"This is not a theory, but the development trend of light book titles..." Sougo Toma said, everyone was drunk but I was sober.