Chapter 804: He Is Just a Storyteller, What a Punch? (Pirate? Naruto?)

Is there a problem with the book title being too long? Sougo Tsuchima could say without any guilt: "No problem at all!"

However, considering that it is only 2012, young authors at this time are still relatively reserved. For example, Kasumigaoka Shiha will only use this kind of symbolic than actual title to euphemistically introduce the genre, which is not like future authors. The title should not only be eye-catching, but also summarize the selling points of the content...

Of course, there is nothing we can do about it. After all, with the development of books, there are more and more excellent books on the market. Without a long and eye-catching title, many works will not make a splash at all. For example, if The title of Kasumigaoka Shiha's book at that time was eye-catching enough. I'm afraid the book would have become popular on its own without Erina's help in promoting it——

This is no lie. The quality of Kasumigaoka Shiyu is not bad. What she lacked at that time was not so much publicity as it lacked some small means to attract attention. Publicity can do this, and it is a unique selling point. It can be done, and this will definitely be verified as time goes by...

However, these are all things for the future. Now, as a piece of useless material, Tuanzi Mi has read as many as eight hundred, if not a thousand, but such a long book title...

"Onii-chan, where did you come to this conclusion? Are you sure this is the title of the book and not the introduction?"

Sougo Doma shrugged: "Of course it's the title of the book, but as for the conclusion..."

This is the title of the book that he borrowed from two stories. Originally, he just wanted to borrow the story of Shinomiya and Shirogane, but considering that after writing it, it would be equivalent to publicly executing Shinomiya Kaguya...

Sougo Toma used great willpower to control himself who wanted to commit suicide. Although Shinomiya wanted to fight him as soon as they met, he did not suffer any loss. I want to think about it, I want to fight him to the death...

Ahem, although the net will definitely not be broken when the fish is dead, he does not have any deep grudge against the other party, not to mention that he wants to use the other party's name to do something that is difficult for him to do. After much thinking, Mr. Doma decided Satoru has made the decision, it’s you, Takagi-san, use your high emotional intelligence to show that guy from Shinomiya how to train a man under the same situation!

"Okay, Xiaomi, just think this is the title of the book..." Tuanzimi said with a fake smile, but she still couldn't accept it.

"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Toma chuckled and explained: "Xiao Mi, think about it, if you are in a bookstore now, and there are two books in front of you, one is Shiyu's, and the other is Shiyu's. This is the long title of my book. If you have not read both books, or if they are of equal quality, which one would you choose?"

Tuanzi Mi was stunned when he heard this: "..."

After a while, she was shocked. She imagined that scene. If she really encountered the situation that Onii-chan said, she would definitely choose Onii-chan's book. Just such a long title had already made her curious. Yes!

"Oh, Onii-chan, you, you are just cheating!"

"Xiao Mi, this is called marketing, learn from it..." Seeing that the other party understood, Sougo Toma said while combing his hair. However, after combing it for a long time, the chicken coop on his head was still as strong as before: "..."

"Onii-chan, stop struggling, this is Xiaomi's special hair wax, just prepare to spend today with a chicken coop on your head!" Tuanzimi said even more proudly when he saw this.

"..." Sougo Toma rolled his eyes again when he heard this: "Xiao Mi, even if the special hair wax is done, if I go and wash my hair..."

"Humph..." Before he could finish his words, Tuanzimi crossed his arms and sneered: "Onii-chan, this is Xiaomi's special hair wax. If it comes into contact with water within 24 hours..."

"What will happen?" Sougo Toma's eyelids jumped when he heard this.

"Onii-chan will become very strong. No matter what kind of enemy he encounters, he will be able to defeat him with one punch!" Danzi said, raising his index finger again.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

He was silent for a while again.

"Xiao Mi, Saitama-sensei didn't become powerful just because he was bald!"

"Eh!?" Danzi Mi blinked when he heard this: "That's not what Onii-chan said when he told the story. At that time, Onii-chan clearly said that Saitama-sensei has become stronger and at the same time, he has become bald. …”

"Please clarify the cause and effect relationship for me. I mean that Saitama-sensei became bald after he became strong. I don't mean that he became strong only after he became bald. When Saitama-sensei had a full head of hair, he already became stronger." He has a record of tearing apart weirdos with his bare hands!" Sougo Toma retorted.

"Onii-chan, that weirdo was just a minion at that time. Saitama-sensei with all his hair was injured when he dealt with the minion. But after he became bald, he could only defeat the enemy with one punch, so Xiaomi There is reason to suspect that Teacher Saitama became so strong because he was bald..." Tuanzi Mi also argued with reason.

"I told you this story, so it's useless for you to doubt, what I said is the standard!" Sougo Toma emphasized.

"You are just a storyteller. What do you know about Saitama-sensei? Saitama-sensei became so strong only because he was bald!" Tuanzimi insisted: "If Onii-chan is bald, maybe she can become like him." Saitama-sensei is just as strong..."

"Onii-chan doesn't need to become stronger to this extent, and besides, I'm already strong enough..." Sougo Toma argued.

"Then can Onii-chan jump from home to the moon?"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

"It's not possible yet..."

Tuanzi’s little eyes were full of doubts: →_→

"Saitama-sensei can jump directly from the ground to the moon..."

"Xiao Mi, Teacher Saitama is just a character in the story! Just like Ultraman does not exist in this world..."

"Onii-chan, you actually deny the existence of Ultraman. Are you no longer a boy?" Tuanzi said in shock.

"Xiao Mi..." Sougo Toma twitched his mouth again when he heard this. Sure enough, he shouldn't have let this good-for-nothing dumpling jump over the wall to visit the online forum on the Chinese side in the first place: "That's almost enough. This hair wax... "

"This is Xiaomi's special hair wax to make Onii-chan the strongest!" Tuanzimi grabbed the topic and said: "Of course, if Onii-chan doesn't want to become stronger, Xiaomi won't, ugh, Onii-chan... "

Two minutes later, the dumplings, also topped with a chicken nest, were freshly baked.

"Xiao Mi, Onii-chan, thank you. However, even if Onii-chan becomes stronger, he will not become stronger alone. Just let the two of us brother and sister..." Sougo Doma was searching for hair wax from someone. After finishing styling each other, he clapped his hands and looked forward to the future.

"Despicable, despicable, Onii-chan, you are so despicable!" Tuanzi covered his hair with his hands, looking helpless.

"Xiao Mi, Onii-chan is doing this for your own good. What if Onii-chan becomes stronger and cannot control his strength and hurts you?"

Tuanzi buried: "..."

That makes perfect sense—that’s weird!

"Onii-chan, you just said that Saitama-sensei doesn't exist at all, and he didn't become stronger because he became bald..."

"I'm just a storyteller, how can I understand Saitama-sensei..." Sougo Toma made a mistake by using one's spear to attack the other's shield.