Chapter 237 Hijikata, Help Me Make Arrangements
"Look, that guy just wants to turn over and move like a salted fish based on his weak appearance. Isn't he extremely vicious!" He drove away a look of why, why is this happening? He has obviously cured the disease, and he has obviously met him. After marrying Master Xiaomi, this should have been a double happiness, but why did it become like this? Miyazono Kaoru, Sougo Tsuchima continued.
"Onii-chan, why do I feel like your words are full of malice? Moreover, it's just an invitation to attend the conference. It's not considered malicious at all!"
"But, don't you think it will be annoying if this guy is entangled with you?"
"It's okay." Tsuchima didn't care much.
"Wow, I always feel that people like us who have pursuits and dreams are from two different worlds from us." Sougo Toma said, putting his hand around the back of his neck.
"Onii-chan finally admitted that he is just a salty fish with no dreams. Moreover, this kind of pursuit of music is not bad. Compared with so-and-so in our class, it is just..." Toma turned his head to the side and complained. road.
"Just because I don't have a dream doesn't mean I'm a salty fish! I work hard, and my salary proves it. What's wrong with your class?" Sougo Toma asked doubtfully.
"Uh~! It's probably because a guy who calls himself an otaku is too persistent in his pursuit of otaku, which caused a lot of trouble..." Tsuchima replied.
"Generally speaking, otakus don't call themselves otakus, right?" Sougo Toma was a little surprised. After all, the discrimination against otakus in this country is not that serious.
"Ugh~! Xiaomi also feels that that guy is acting. He seems to be trying to interpret himself as a person who is only interested in otakus and is casual about everything else. Although, I don't know what his purpose is, but it feels very disgusting. ." Tsuchima Mi turned into a detective and said.
"Actually, Onii-chan has met this kind of person before," Sougo Toma recalled.
"Eh? Have you met Onii-chan before? By the way, why did the person Onii-chan met disguise himself as an otaku?"
Sougo Tsuchima turned his head and looked at his own family and said, "Xiao Mi, do you know that only children who love crying can eat sweets?"
"Well, it probably means that only children who can cry and attract people's attention will be cared about." Dojian tilted his head and thought for a while.
"However, this truth goes a step further. What about children who don't like to cry?"
"Maybe he will be ignored? Ignored... In short, he will be very pitiful."
"Yeah, it looks very pitiful at this time. After discovering this, people often feel guilty, and the reversal comes. At this time, people will feel disgusted with children who love to cry, and hate those who don't. And thinking about all kinds of ways to make up for the debt..."
"Onii-chan, what does this have to do with disguising yourself as an otaku?" Tsuchima interrupted.
"Because, a serious otaku is a child who won't cry after being bullied! This is revenge. That guy actually had a otaku friend, but he was abandoned by someone. Then, he found out that the person who abandoned him was still paying attention. Himself, and the more he pretends that he is a homebody, the more uncomfortable it will be for the person who abandoned him..." Sougo Tsuchima smiled.
"Onii-chan, isn't this too exaggerated?"
"However, this is the fact. Never underestimate the revenge of others at any time, even children."
"Is the person Onii-chan met a child?"
"It happened a few years ago. Speaking of which, a certain little golden retriever was so angry that he said something about Zhu Ma, and I proved it one by one. By the way, that guy's name is An, and An Yi is nothing..." said At this point, Sougo Doma, who had just recalled the plot, broke into a cold sweat.
He seems to have completely ruined a certain drama!
"An Yilun!?" Tu Jianmi whispered.
"Eh?" Sougo Toma turned around, no way!
"It's actually the same person, but it is indeed a performance. That classmate An Yi in our class has always claimed that he is an otaku, but it is actually out of revenge for a certain person. By the way, that person already knows, right?" Tsuchima Mi was a little embarrassed. .
"Well, I do know. Speaking of which, how did you spot his performance? After all, that guy has been acting for a long time, and his acting skills are pretty good! I didn't expect that my sister noticed it," Toma said with an admiring look on his face. .
"Because his behavior is very strange! He specifically said that he doesn't care about people in the third dimension at all, and at the same time he works several jobs outside. And when you work, you must have contact with people, right? One person talks to him three times a day Can a guy who is skilled in dealing with the second dimension really be considered addicted to the second dimension? And..." Tsuchima analyzed.
"What's even weirder is preaching. Others pull people into the second dimension and do it quietly. Only that guy looks like he's doing it in a big way, as if he's not an otaku if he doesn't cause trouble to others. I think Rather than promoting it, that guy is better said to be destroying the second dimension..."
"After all, he directly makes people think, ah, creatures like otaku are really scary!"
"Xiao Mi~ After talking so much, has that guy ever pestered you?" Sougo Toma felt a little unhappy.
"There's nothing wrong with it. It's just that the high-profile preaching is a bit... Moreover, they also wanted to lend me some inexplicable GALGAME games. How could such weak games be as fun as competitive games!" If it hadn't been on the street! , Doma has transformed into U, M, and R.
"However, after being told by Nozomi-chan and the others several times recently, that guy no longer dares to come. Onii-chan, what are you doing?"
Turning his head, Doma buried his face (っ*′Д`)っ
Sougo Tsuchima was talking to someone on the phone in a good manner.
"Mr. Hijikata, I want to bury a person in Tokyo Bay, please make arrangements."
"Onii-chan!" Mi Toma quickly grabbed the phone and said, "Don't call me so early in the morning to scare Hijikata!"
"Hey!" Sougo Tsuchima turned around and said, "Hijikata won't mind, not necessarily, he likes to be scared more!"
Tsuchima buried: "..."
He hung up the phone and threw it to Sougo Doma: "Onii-chan, Brother Hijikata doesn't like to be scared!"
"That's how Hijikata's guy got his courage. Just get used to it." Mr. Hijikata said.
"Onii-chan, why do you always feel that Brother Hijikata and the others are so pitiful when you say it?" Tsuchima asked.
"This can only be classified as an illusion!" Sougo Toma took back his mobile phone and said: "Wait a minute, there are ninjas ahead..."
As he spoke, Sougo Doma stretched out his hands in a defensive posture.
Tsuchima buried: "..."
Onii-chan, the way you discuss two topics at once is too stiff. Besides, that’s not a ninja, that’s Huihe!
"Hui Zhen!"
Kato Megumi turned around when he heard the sound.
"Tsuchima-senpai, bury the hatchet, um, what happened to Tsuchama-senpai?" Looking at Sougo Tsuchima who was in a defensive posture, Kato Megumi was a little confused.
Tsuchima buried: "..."
It's better not to say that Onii-chan mistook her for a ninja again and changed the subject.
Sougo Toma stood up and said, "Um, Kato-senpai, have you really never considered practicing ninjutsu?"
Every time he met this guy, Sougo Doma couldn't help but look at the set special skill in the skill column. He was really afraid that someone who couldn't help but want to raise this skill.
Megumi Kato:
Xiaomi's brother is a nice person, but he always asks strange questions.