Chapter 274 This Tea Is Not Enough

Hijikata Jushiro is like a samurai eliminated by history, self-disciplined (except for smoking and mayonnaise mania, but Xiaojing also smokes and drinks, and doesn’t talk to anyone), calm (if not with Hijima Together with Sougo, Hijikata has always been calm), has his own persistence, is not sentimental, can enjoy life, and can also accept depression...

The combination of these characters is completely inferior to Heisei Abandoned House. Even Asashi and Hijikata Jushiro's Asashi are much better than Heisei Abandoned House...

Therefore, he is also Sougo Tsuchima’s biggest enemy!

He actually let someone else call him Hijikata Big Brother. This guy definitely had evil intentions. If something hadn't happened that made Sougo Tsuchima reluctant to take action, he would definitely have Hijikata Jushiro punished.

Just like Tsuchima Daihei, no, this guy is even more extreme than Tsuchima Daihei. Tsuchima Daihei is of marriageable age, but Hijikata Jushiro is over marriageable age, and he has not even had his first love yet—— There must be something fishy about this.

After Tsuchima Dahei, Hijikata Jushiro is the second target of Sougo Tsuchima. He has helped him find a girlfriend several times, and even forced Hijikata to accept it. However, Hijikata is very good at deceiving. ,for example:

"Sorry, actually I am a killer. I, I can't stay in one place, so forget about me!"

"Actually, I am the prince of Mayonnaise Star. Earth, the air of the earth is not suitable for me to breathe. I, I have to go back to Mayonnaise Star. What? You want to come to Mayonnaise Star? No, no, the temperature of Mayonnaise Star alone is over 60 degrees Celsius is simply not suitable for people on earth to survive..."

"I met a terrorist..."

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Hijikata deceived Lang very successfully. Those girls actually believed it. Sougo Tsuchima couldn't say anything. After all, those girls were very weak. Even if they cried, Hijikata's deception ability could persuade them to go back. .

But if it were Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"Tsk tsk..." Sougo Toma smiled happily.

If Hiratsuka Shizuka enters the scene and that guy Hijikata dares to cheat like before, Tekken will directly break his legs! See if he dares to have ulterior motives.

"Sou, Sougo! Don't worry about the blind date for now, I, let's keep drinking!" While Sougo Toma was thinking about the future, Shizuka Hiratsuka was addicted to alcohol. When he was half drunk and half awake, , is when I want to drink the most.

only.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This middle-aged uncle's temperament...sure enough, it matches Hijikata very well!

However, the 46° soju was really useless to Sougo. After thinking about it, he proposed to drink somewhere else. During this period, he gave Hijikata Jushiro several rounds of sales advertisements.

Hiratsuka was so quiet that he was not afraid, and directly invited Sougo to the apartment he rented, which was originally a teacher's apartment privately arranged by Toyosaki, because he was very self-aware, like drinking and causing trouble, if it happened to a teacher In the apartment, Shizuka Hiratsuka was afraid that she would not have the face to say hello to her colleagues.

Fortunately, she was not short of money. She didn't have to sell blood to rent an apartment outside, so she gritted her teeth and moved out near the private Toyosaki.

Sougo Doma was probably Shizuka Hiratsuka's first guest in his apartment in Tokyo. How should I describe this guy's apartment? It was messy, very messy. His clothes were thrown aside, and there were single volumes of comics scattered around, and some that had been opened and followed. The unopened beer was placed on the kotatsu table, and Sougo Toma couldn't figure out why the kotatsu table hadn't been put away yet as summer was coming.

In response, Sougo Doma just glanced: →_→

"Oh, there's a reason why this guy has been single for so long!"

"Sougo, let's keep drinking. There's ice in the refrigerator. There's still a lot of beer. Let's drink until dawn!"

Tujian Zongwu: (￢_￢)

Beer, stop making trouble. Even 46° soju is too low for him. Isn’t beer water? He dug behind his back and said:

"How about a cup of oolong tea first?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka: # ^_^

"Today I will only drink wine, not tea! Still, I'm telling you, Zongwu, you, are you scared?"

Afraid? Sougo Toma glanced at the special 70° vodka oolong tea in his hand and said with a smile: "Let's drink tea first, then drink, so that Xiaojing can wake up."

"No, don't drink..."

"Don't worry, this tea won't be overpriced!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: ( x-on:﹏ x-on:)~

Tea, does tea also get on your head?

Before she could figure it out, Sougo Toma had already taken out two cups and poured a cup into each.

"First drink some tea to sober up, and then some beer or something. We will fight until dawn later."

The process of passing the cup was very natural. Hiratsuka Shizuka took the cup unconsciously: "Well, let's drink tea first, and then drink."

"Cheers!" Sougo Toma raised his glass.

"Cheers!" Isn't it just tea? Hiratsuka Shizuka responded.

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"Woo, why should I, just, marry? I can't get married!" After a cup of 70° sobering tea, Hiratsuka Shizuka completely collapsed on the tatami, mumbling to herself.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

How worried is this guy about getting married? Why can't you get married? Sougo Toma glanced at the messy room, ah, this...

Forget it, he still drinks! He took out a bottle of liquor poison again, 96°. It is said that a small glass can cause alcohol poisoning. However, this is a good medicine for Sougo Soma's overly active brain at this time.

"Why, why even weirdos like Toma and Sougo Toma have a relationship with the opposite sex, but I can't find a boyfriend!" Sougo Toma just drank the strong wine and poison in his hand, Hiratsuka Shizu, who was lying on the tatami, suddenly roared explosively.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

What's going on with this guy?

"I'll go to hell for you now!" Hiratsuka Shizuka turned over again.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

What a strong resentment.

"Shiina, Kasumigaoka, no, don't get fooled by that guy Sougo Toma!" Hiratsuka Shizuka turned over again.

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Is it all about me?

Forget it, enduring this strong malice, Sougo Toma took out all the wine on his body, gin, vodka, sherry, bourbon... A certain elementary school student would be frightened to death when he saw it!

only……

Sougo Toma glanced at Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was so drunk that he fell asleep, and fell into deep thought. Originally, he was thinking about asking that fellow Toma Dahei out some other time, getting them drunk and throwing them in the same room. In the room, if Hiratsuka Shizuka had better mobility after drinking, when Toma Dahei wakes up and wants to deny it, Toma Sougo himself can act as a witness.

But Shizuka Hiratsuka, who only knows how to talk in her sleep and sleep soundly, is so melancholy!

"Gulu!"

Sougo Doma drank the Sherry in his hand...

Well, next is the time to eliminate gin, vodka and bourbon.

Hengshui Laobaigan, Red Star Erguotou and Moutai are about to be ready to play. The experience value representing memory has also begun to slowly decrease. Everything is moving in the right direction.