Chapter 272: What Should Shizuka Hiratsuka Get if He Wants to Explore?
What kind of person is Sougo Tsuchima?
Through this period of observation, Shizuka Hiratsuka was surprised. She believed that Sougo Doma was definitely not a problem student in the traditional sense. He seemed to be able to maintain a smile for everyone. However, only through in-depth observation could we discover that this There was no trace of expression fluctuation in the guy's eyes.
His eyes are completely dead - Hiratsuka Shizuka really wanted to say this.
Sometimes when this guy's brain gets hot, he will do something directly when he thinks of something, without any purpose at all. This is one of the reasons why she said Sougo Doma is like a madman.
In addition, there are other reasons such as going my own way, not caring about other people's comments, always speaking and doing things unexpectedly.
The more he observed Sougo Toma, the more Hiratsuka Shizuka became concerned, what on earth was going on in this guy's mind?
Therefore, after discovering that Sougo Toma had entered the izakaya, she did not stop him. Instead, she stopped him and invited Sougo Toma.
Now, after hearing Sougo Toma's words, as long as people are alive, they will have worries. Hiratsuka Shizuka felt that the opportunity had come. Maybe today, she could have a life-long talk with this guy.
Therefore, when Sougo Tsuchima suggested calling her Xiao Jing, she did not refuse, but cooperated: "It seems that Sougo is really troubled, so he came to get drunk?"
"My guess is completely wrong. I'm just addicted to alcohol. It's completely different from Hiratsuka-sensei who got drunk because of a failed blind date. By the way, I kept silent because of the alcohol content of this bottle..." Sougo Toma shook his head. After wagging his index finger, he pointed at the bottle of soju and said
Shizuka Hiratsuka: # ^_^
Asshole, can you please stop mentioning the failed blind date, and what happened to the alcohol content of that bottle of wine? Don’t order it if you think it’s too high! Damn it, she had to let this guy speak his mind! what can we do about it? correct! Isn’t there a saying about telling the truth after drinking? Just let this guy get drunk?
"Yes, Sougo is still a child after all. It's normal for him to feel embarrassed when he drinks such a high level of soju at this age. However, this is the wine Sougo ordered, and Sister Jing won't help." It's a poor way to provoke someone.
"On the contrary, I was thinking that the alcohol content of this wine is too low, and isn't it Xiao Jing? Why is Sister Jing calling herself..." Sougo Toma often cares about things that are different from others.
Shizuka Hiratsuka: →_→
Pretend, you continue to pretend.
"Don't just have a low alcohol level, just drink a few more bottles. The so-called meeting means fate. Since we have met today, how about Sister Jing coming to have a few drinks with you?"
"Instead of calling Sister Jing, why not call her Hiratsuka Obasan? Hiratsuka Obasan, are you sure you want to have a few drinks with me?" Sougo Toma looked a little weird. Hiratsuka Shizuka seemed to have bad intentions, but it doesn't matter. He just needs to absorb the ethanol in the alcohol to numb his overactive brain. With 46° soju like this, he can drink all the stock in this store without any problem.
Shizuka Hiratsuka: # ^_^
Oh, Obasan? Hiratsuka Obasan? Is she old enough to be called Obasan? Sure enough, let’s give this guy a punch! No, no, no, this guy has already agreed to fight for a drink. Tsk, tsk, she will definitely let this guy know what it means to vomit.
A mere brat, do you really think that Hiratsuka Shizuka, who is not drunk after a thousand cups of wine, is lying? How do you say that sentence, three and a half kilograms of soju, and beer as much as you like, it just describes her!
"Ahem, let's call her Xiaojing. Pour the wine on. Let's have a drink first?"
Sougo Toma nodded and poured the whole bottle of soju into the glass: "Yes, it would be better to just call me Xiaojing. If you go on a blind date, others will misjudge your age. The chance of success will be much higher."
Shizuka Hiratsuka: # ^_^
Can you please forget about the blind date thing? Wait, this guy poured all the liquor into a cup. Did he want to give her the soju and drink the beer himself? So, he is deliberately affecting my concentration so that he can change his drink? Can't give him this chance!
Thinking of this, Shizuka Hiratsuka quickly brought the beer in front of her: "Indeed, I am still at the age where others should call me Xiaojing, so let's just meet one another, Sougo."
If you want to trick her, Shizuka Hiratsuka, there's no way! She wants to cut this guy's back off first!
What happened next proved that Hiratsuka Shizuo thought too much. The 46° soju poured into the cup was only enough for Sougo Toma to take one sip.
Hiratsuka Shizu:( ̄ー ̄)
As expected, he was young, and he drank a bottle of this kind of soju in one go. I am afraid that in ten minutes, this guy would have said everything, and she would be able to teach him according to his aptitude!
ten minutes later.
"Uuuu... Sougo, why do you think I always fail, Xiaojing? Why are all men the same? Uuuu, I also want to fall in love and get married." Because he wanted to get Sougo Toma drunk, he turned himself Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was drunk and in a daze, lay on the table and howled.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This guy really came to get drunk because he failed in the blind date, but why did this guy have the idea of getting him drunk? Wait, didn't she take what she said when she jumped off the building that day seriously? Shizuka Hiratsuka coveted his body? So I wanted to get him drunk and do something indescribable! ?
In this world, people’s hearts are really evil!
No, I have to give up Hiratsuka Shizu's idea, or help her introduce a few blind dates. The ones he knows are all high-quality orangutans, ahem, men.
"Xiao Jing, as your big brother, I'm actually surprised. No matter in every aspect, you are considered a beauty..."
"Song, I realize, if you remove the word ",", I will be a beauty!" Even if the woman is drunk, she still cares about it.
Sougo Doma took out his mobile phone to record the video and showed a happy expression: <( ̄︶ ̄)>
"That's right, that's right, Xiao Jing is a beauty, and the name Jing Keai is worthy of the name."
Shizuka Hiratsuka: ()
"No, no, actually, it's not that good."
"No, no, no, Xiao Jing is very cute. It's a pity that such a cute Xiao Jing couldn't get married. Would you like Big Brother to help you introduce some good men?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: (☆▽☆)
"Okay, good man, Boss, Sougo, are you not talking nonsense?"
"Xiao Jing, what do you think of an orangutan that has evolved to speak human language and wear clothes? It may not look like an orangutan, but it is a good orangutan, and its soul is nobler than that of many humans. It is a good orangutan!"
"A, gorilla? You, you, you, are you kidding me?" Hiratsuka Shizuka still had some consciousness.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Is it really difficult for a gorilla to attack? Forget it, let’s put it another way.
"Actually, it's not necessarily a human wearing gorilla skin. After all, that guy still has a driver's license and so on."
Shizuka Hiratsuka: ~( x-on:﹏ x-on:)~
Humans in gorilla skin? Why do humans wear orangutan skin? Is it a human or an orangutan?
"How about it, Xiaojing, do you want to meet a gorilla? That guy has reached the age of worrying about his mate. I'm thinking about going to the zoo to buy some female orangutans and hold a concubine selection contest for that guy."
Shizuka Hiratsuka understood.
Then.
Angry(ノ`ー′)ノ~~┻━┻
"Sougo, you, you, are you saying that I am a female gorilla?"