Chapter 275 Slide Shovel and Back Slide Shovel

Drunk people always like to dream. Sougo Toma had a strange dream. He actually dreamed that an animal tiger did not run away after seeing him, but pounced on him.

"Bang!" Sougo Toma showed no mercy to the animal that provoked him, and gave it a straight punch.

The tiger actually knew how to fight. He took a defensive posture, took a few steps back, and blocked it.

Is it time to run away now? Sougo Tsuchima thought so.

"Roar!" Unexpectedly, the teacher suddenly roared and rushed forward again. He was very fast and powerful. No wonder there are such adjectives as "tiger and tiger", but Sougo Toma didn't panic at all. He turned sideways slightly, and then The tiger jumped into the air, and when he took advantage of the situation, the tiger was carried away by his own speed.

"Hmph, scumbag!" Sougo Toma snorted coldly and went to visit other places in the dream.

Unexpectedly, the tiger seemed to have become a spirit. It actually started running on its two feet. In the distance was a sliding shovel. It was as fast as the wind and its power was like electricity. A tank happened to pass by here and was shoveled by the tiger. Flying straight into the sky, however, the tank is just cannon fodder, the real target is Sougo Doma!

Sougo Tsuchima's eyes narrowed, and he could see the power hidden behind this sliding shovel. It was like a big wave rising on the sea. It was a natural disaster!

Fortunately, Sougo Doma had learned to protect the ball. Although he couldn't do it like Henry, he was still able to defend himself and counterattack under this kind of sliding tackle. Therefore, he just moved the non-existent football at his feet. He concentrated on waiting for the sliding shovel to arrive.

Whoosh!

The tiger's slide left an afterimage, but Sougo Doma had already pushed the non-existent football up, and he jumped into the air to avoid the slide. Then, he took advantage of the situation and headed toward the tiger. With a push from his body, the tiger, who was originally in a sliding shovel state, could no longer control his inertia and shoveled forward.

After a while, a "ping-ping-pong-pong" sound was heard, and the tiger could not get up again. Sougo Toma's strange dream also came to an abrupt end, and he fell into a dreamless sleep again.

…

After getting up from the room that could be called the kitchen, Hiratsuka Shizuka fell into autistic isolation.

Last night, she originally wanted to get Sougo Doma, a troubled student, drunk, listen to his inner thoughts, and then prescribe the right medicine so that this guy who couldn't find any motivation in his eyes would start enjoying struggle and working hard again.

It’s not that she’s not strong, it’s that the enemy is too cruel. People who drink 46-proof soju as water, no, I should say, drinking water are not so scary. How can anyone blow through three bottles of 46-proof soju in one minute without changing their expression? ?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: (⊙⊙)

Looking at the two bottles and one beer I had, I felt like I could give it a try.

Two minutes later, Hiratsuka Shizu regretted that it was too late.

She had forgotten why she was so drunk. She drank too fast and the wind blew too fast.

After she woke up from the cold, the Three Philosophical Questions appeared.

who is she? Where is she? What did she do?

I looked around and saw that it was her apartment. It was safe. It seemed that Shizuka Hiratsuka still remembered to go home even if she was drunk!

Looking at the clothes again, no one has ever taken them off.

Shizu Hiratsuka: -_----

Forget it, she shouldn't expect such a good thing to happen.

Ugh, but after getting drunk, she lay directly on the tatami without even making a bed. No wonder she was woken up by the cold. She was really lazy. Hiratsuka Shizuka laughed at herself and said to herself:

"I really underestimated that guy, but who knew there were humans who drank wine as water! Forget it, let's talk to him again when we have a chance...

Wait, I didn't make any fool of myself after I got drunk yesterday, right? No, definitely not. At the very least, I was able to get back to the apartment on my own, which proved that I still had some consciousness in the end. It was impossible for me to strike up a conversation with a man or talk nonsense. "

"Sure enough, character is the quality of wine!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka kept comforting herself and thinking in the best direction, just.

"Hoo~~ho~~!" The sound of someone breathing in his sleep suddenly came over.

Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."

Wrong, an illusion, it must be an illusion. Shake your head and this sound will disappear. This is just a hangover.

"Hoo~~ho~~!" The breathing sound was still the same.

Shizuka Hiratsuka：ヾ（ゞ）

What the hell, I got drunk and brought a stranger home? In the end, I still slept on the tatami? Thinking about it this way, I feel worse than X%. Is it that bad to be treated by her?

Who is that blind guy?

Holding back a surge of anger, Hiratsuka walked towards the direction of the sound of breathing. The man was sleeping well. Not only had the bed been made, but he was also covered with a comfortable quilt.

Hiratsuka Shizu:（ノ｀ー′）ノ~~┻━┻

Doesn’t this damn bed and quilt come with it? Why can others sleep soundly with her quilt covered, but she has to be woken up by the cold wind in the middle of the night? This is so unfair! Moreover, it is still in her home, which is even more unfair!

Let’s see who it is first. Hiratsuka Shizuka turns on the light—Tsuchima Sougo!

Shizu Hiratsuka: -_----

After being silent for a long time, she finally made a decision. No matter who this guy was, if he dared to let her sleep on the floor without a quilt, he was looking for death!

Shizuka Hiratsuka rushed forward menacingly, like a hungry tiger pouncing on food. Unexpectedly, Sougo Toma in his sleep would just punch out with a straight punch. The punch was very fast. If ordinary people had to have the eyes of a panda, fortunately, she, Shizuka Hiratsuka, also practiced After that, he quickly put on a defensive posture, but still took a few steps back before releasing the power of the punch.

Hiratsuka Shizu:…(⊙＿⊙;)…

Although I have thought that this guy has practiced fighting, is he too strong? Can you still react like this when you are asleep? She doesn't believe it!

"Go to hell!" With a loud shout, Hiratsuka Shizuka quickly moved forward, preparing to use her special skill. She struck with an iron fist towards Sougo Toma. Unexpectedly, Sougo Toma suddenly turned to the left while he was sleeping. , when her fist failed, Sougo Toma followed her force and pushed her away.

Ten seconds later.

Hiratsuka Shizu stood up: # —_—

Isn't this guy pretending to sleep?

Very good, no matter if he is pretending to sleep or not, he is dead. He really thinks that she has no other way to attack except the iron fist. I think back then, when she slid and shoveled, even the bear had to stay away, and it was just a sleeping earth. Total realization...

Wait! Hiratsuka Shizu gritted his teeth.

In her excitement, even the hearth table was overturned by her kick, and she was getting closer to Sougo Toma, even closer!

Then.

She slid directly into what seemed to be the kitchen.

"Ping ping ping pong..."

The pots and pans fell down and hit her all over.

Shizuka Hiratsuka is autistic.

Why is this?

Tsuchima Sougo: "Hu~~Hu~~zZZ"

Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."

etc!

Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly discovered a blind spot. Why did Sougo Doma sleep in her apartment? What happened after she got drunk last night?

Isn’t it just a few bottles of beer? Why did I get so drunk that I lost my memory?

As soon as she had this idea, she saw a pile of empty wine bottles, bourbon, gin, Hengshui Laobaigan, Red Star Erguotou...

Hiratsuka Shizu: "..."

Hehe, hehe, did you drink that much last night?