Chapter 314: Tujian’s Enlightenment: The Golden Finger Moves the Hand, and the Rain Nest Has No Melons
In a sense, Mashiro Shiina is scary, just like now.
"After the night attack, Sougo said that he would make Mashiro more familiar with the male body in the future." When Kasumigaoka Shiu asked calmly what Sougo Toma had promised Shiina Mashiro, this was Shiina Mashiro's answer.
Shiyu Kasumigaoka:!!!∑（Дノ）ノ
Night, night attack? No way? It couldn't be the night attack she was thinking of, could it? Wait, I'm not sure yet, after all, Shiina's common sense...
"Well, Mashiro, let me ask you, do you know what night attack means?"
"After entering the sleeping boy's room in the middle of the night, he went to bed..."
"Stop! Stop talking!" She just wanted to know whether Shiina Mashiro understood the meaning of the night attack, and she didn't want to know what she and Sougo-kun had done.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: ▄██●
Why, why exactly is this, why does Shiina, who doesn't even understand basic common sense, know this kind of thing? She hasn't even joined a group yet, but her home has already been stolen. Damn it, Sougo-kun, that bastard, really couldn't resist Shiina's embrace...
at the same time.
Private Toyozaki, Doma Sougo's love guidance classroom - although only Fujigami Takuya has left the ranks of singles so far, the three beauties in the class all have an unclear relationship with Doma Sougo. Regardless of this, this love guidance classroom is still very popular among boys.
The evidence is - Sougo Doma just asked Takuya Fujigami to send a message: "Teacher Sougo's love guidance class has started!"
ten minutes later.
A lot of animals have already entered this mysterious guidance classroom.
Even if the club members choose Jiang Taigong to fish, and those who wish to take the bait, they still have to gather the fish together. After the fish, ahem, and everyone are almost there, Sougo Toma closes the door with a "dang". And started to cheat.
You can't do it without deceiving. It's been a long time since school started. Almost all the guys who can join the club have already joined the club, and most of the guys who haven't joined the club are determined to return to the home club. If you don't deceive, how can you make people Join.
"Gentlemen, are you still worried about being alone? Are you still struggling with whether to become a member of the FF team when showing affection to others? Are you..." Sougo Toma, the deception mode was fully activated, making the scene look like a demon cult. At the beginning of its establishment...
All the animals were extremely excited: "Will Doma-kun finally teach us how to escape being single today?"
"However, what I want to say is that you are lucky! Of course, the luck here is not because you met me, but because you are single..." The lie continued.
A group of animals: x-on:_ x-on:
Single, single is lucky, did they hear it wrong? If you weren't single, who would care to listen to your lectures?
"It seems that you are confused. Let me explain it to you. First of all, do you know what kind of women you like?"
All the animals are anxious, who the hell doesn’t know? They all spoke one after another.
"Big ass..."
"Long legs..."
"The fierce moon..."
"Gentle……"
"Aloof..."
…
Faced with all kinds of answers, Sougo Doma sneered: "Tsk, it seems you really don't know what kind of women you like. If you think about it carefully, there are countless girls who fit these answers. Could it be that every one of you does? Do you like it?" Let's change the concept first.
Animals: "..."
Who the hell dares to say that he likes them all? Doesn’t this mean he is directly admitting that he is a scumbag?
"So in today's lesson, I want to teach you how to know your own heart, and I will also teach you how to taste women. There is an old saying in China that 'women are made of water', that is, women are like water, with thousands of kinds of moisture, and well water Cold and hot water from the river and sea water, as well as tea with more flavor..."
"And in the tea, there are also terrible green tea bitches..." Souma Souma realizes that he is fooling you.
Under Sougo Toma's description, a group of innocent animals were so frightened by the green tea bitch that they swallowed their saliva. Of course, this also made Sougo Toma more convincing, and no one was talking about how to get out of singlehood.
"After talking about green tea, let's talk about oolong tea..." Speaking of this, Sougo Toma paused: "Oolong tea, this is the most interesting woman. Of course, it is not derogatory. I only discovered it recently. For this reason , I also specially set up the [Oolong Tea Research Society] to ask, does anyone want to join?"
Routines, they are all routines. First use the green tea bitch to scare these simple animals, and then bring up the concept of oolong tea. Everyone understands... This is Sougo Doma's bait, but I don't know how many fish took the bait.
Of course, Sougo Doma did not expect to recruit all the people from the beginning. As mentioned at the beginning, at this point in time, almost all the guys who would join the club have already joined the club, and most of the guys who have not joined the club have already joined the club. She is a determined member of the Homecoming Club, and she cannot let the turmoil of youth give her away...
"I, I, I want to join, Master Dojian, your description of green tea is so good. After listening to your explanation, I discovered that there is actually such a woman next to my friend. When I go back, she must take me Wake up, my friend!"
"And I……"
"I also want!"
"[Oolong Tea Research Society] sounds very artistic when I hear it..."
Riot, collective riot!
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Okay, he underestimated the boys' persistence in becoming adults, but isn't it a bit inappropriate to have so many people?
"Well, people who have associations..." They are all animals, and he has to deal with them.
Club animal: "Master Doma, please rest assured that we will take good care of the time between the two clubs. Moreover, the school does not stipulate that one person cannot participate in two clubs!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Are you all time management masters? ?
"But if one person joins two clubs, he will be busy, right?"
Club animal: "Then we withdraw from the club?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
There's definitely something wrong with these guys, wait! Sougo Toma seemed to have remembered something, and he brought up the skill bar and took a look, deceiving: LV 4 (1/100000) - May the Holy Light deceive you, His Majesty the Pope.
Tsuchima Sougo: "Hehe, hehe..."
Sure enough, this is the case. No wonder these animals looked like they were possessed. He just used the skill out of habit. He really didn't mean it. Can the level of this skill be lowered?
The recruitment of club members was much simpler than Sougo Toma imagined, but he was not happy at all. Fortunately, his skill level was only LV4. It seems that he will try to be an honest person in the future!
Shaking his head and putting away a pile of filled-in application forms for joining the company, Sougo Doma walked towards the office again. Everything was ready, all he needed was a teacher to guide him.
After thinking about the nature of this club, Sougo Doma felt that this instructor must satisfy the advantages of not caring about things, not wanting to care about things, and absolutely not wanting to care about things!
To be honest, it is quite difficult to satisfy a teacher who meets these qualities, Sougo Doma thought as he walked.
Just halfway there.
A woman holding a cigarette suddenly put her arm on his shoulder: "Tsuchima-kun, should we talk?"
Sougo Tsuchima turned his head.
"It turns out to be Mr. Hiratsuka. Excuse me, do you have anything to do with me?"
This guy seems very serious and can be ruled out.
"Don't pretend to be stupid, teacher. Has Doma-san forgotten the tragic situation in my apartment?"
Tsuchima Sougo: --!
Damn it, after I went back that day, in order to supervise Xiaomi (play with Xiaomi), I had completely forgotten what happened in the apartment. Then, I was dragged to attend Kasumigaoka's autograph signing...